#They would be so much fun with their bitchy faces and bitchy opinions

[add1ctedt0you]

One of my unpopular opinion is that we have been robbed of jiang cheng and jin zixuan' friendship

[lanawinterscigarettes]

Headcanons for Jennifer Check with an autistic S/O?

I love this idea so much- I took inspiration from some of my own experiences so this might not apply to everyone but I certainly did my best! I really hope you like it <3

Jennifer Check with an autistic s/o

Warnings: brief mention of meltdowns/sensory overloads, references to ableism/ignorant people, very brief (somewhat) joking mention of committing murder (it's Jenny, what do you expect), very salty and blunt language that I'm honestly not even sorry for

I honestly think Jennifer would appreciate dating an autistic person, especially if you're the type who's very straight forward or overly blunt about things

She probably thought you were a bit of a bitch at first I'm not gonna lie lol, but she makes that assumption about pretty much everyone when she first meets them

You'd seen each other around school before but your first real conversation was when you were paired up for some sort of science project. She was not looking or feeling like her typical hot and fabulous self, and while you weren't the first to notice you were the only one brave enough to point it out

"Have you been getting enough sleep recently? You have really heavy bags under your eyes"

Jennifer wanted to snap at you at first, thinking you were being sarcastic (because obviously she had bags under her eyes, she didn't need anyone pointing it out) but much to her surprise you didn't look like you were making fun of her. In fact, you seemed a little concerned

"Your hair looks pretty damaged." You continued, oblivious to the look of utter shock on her face that you would actually say something like that out loud. "If using both shampoo and conditioner is too much of a trouble I can recommend some two-in-one products. Or you can always use dry shampoo in between washes"

The woman was too stunned to speak. All she was able to do was mutter an awkward "thank you", something that you simply nodded your head at before turning the conversation back over to the project

She gained a lot of respect for you that day, as you were the only person who wasn't afraid to say what everyone was thinking (though she soon learned this was due to you not knowing what was and wasn't considered 'appropriate' to say)

Out of everyone, you're the one person Jennifer goes to (other than maybe Needy) when she needs an honest opinion on something because you won't lie to spare her feelings or try to flatter her

"Which tank top do you think I should wear to school tomorrow, the pink one or the black one?"

"Well, the pink one makes you look like slut. But the black one makes you look like both a slut and a bitch, too"

"Perfect. Black it is, then"

If you ever accidentally make a situation awkward or uncomfortable by your comments or questions you won't even have to worry about being embarrassed because she'll immediately come out with saying something so bitchy and/or vulgar that whatever you said looks innocent in comparison and is forgotten about right away

She'll get very protective if people try to purposely make you feel bad for the out of pocket things you say. After all, you're just telling people the truth, it's not their fault if they can't handle a dose of reality (her words, not mine)

Even though she loves to party she'll most likely either tone it down or just stop going altogether when she finds out you don't like them all that much because of the loud music, bright lights, small spaces crowded with lots of drunk people, etc. She'd rather be with you any way

Always lets you infodump to her about your newest interest or favorite thing, which truly shows just how much she loves you as she usually always has to be the one dominating any conversation she's a part of. Sometimes you wonder if she ever really listens until she gets you something relating to your latest hyperfixation and then you're like "ah okay so she does care :D"

Honestly she's such a trashy mcbling y2k girly (canon, she told me herself) that I feel like she's the type of person to buy you stim/fidget toys and then help you 'bling' them out by gluing on fake rhinestones and such because "you can't just walk around with boring accessories"

Is she the type of person to tease you/make a bunch of sex jokes if you have an oral fixation? Yes. Will she start carrying around lollipops, gum, chew rings, etc. in her purse to give to you when you're feeling distressed in a public place? Also yes

Totally understands if you don't like/can't eat certain foods due to pickiness, especially if this is after her demon possession. She goes out of her way to make sure the pantry is stocked with your safe foods and all your favorite snacks for whenever you come over so you won't run out of them

She may not be the best at comforting you if you're in the middle of a meltdown/sensory overload or if you start crying (especially if it's over something small) but she tries her best to be gentle, not wanting to accidentally make things worse. If you need physical comfort then she'll gladly let you wrap your arms around her and get as close as possible, but if not then she'll stay a safe distance away while trying to cheer you up with words of encouragement

Absolutely hates ableist people. Hates and will eat them /hj. She can't stand when people make you feel bad for not understanding certain phrases or not being able to pick up on social cues

If you're ever confused on something then she takes the time to explain it to you, and yes this includes her sarcasm. She can't stop being sarcastic for anyone, including you (sorry) but she can make accomadations so you don't feel stupid or left out

Jennifer finds your stimming so adorable, especially if you do it when you're excited to see her. The fact that you get so happy you have to make a physical show of it just to get the extra energy out warms her cold, otherwise unfeeling and bitchy heart

If you're a really physically affectionate person then she one hundred percent welcomes it and allows you to touch her at literally any given moment no matter where you are. If not, then that's all the more reason for her to feel special and loved if you ever do give her, say, a hug, especially if you have an aversion to touch

Speaking of which, if there are any clothes of hers that you don't like because the texture of it bothers you/makes your skin crawl then she simply won't wear them around you, and might even get rid of them so you can feel more comfortable touching her. This includes making sure her bed always has the coziest pillows and blankets and comfiest sheets for whenever you spend the night

Overall I think Jen would love you no matter what personality quirks you may have regarding being autistic, and she would never fail to tell you just how much she loves you for them

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[drdemonprince]

The article regarding about annoying queer people sparked a by now long forgotten memory.

When I went to my first pride I snuck out secretly and thus was there after the parade. Most people were already some form of drunk or high(didn't know that at the time, I was 15 and naive beyond hope)

That was also the first time I saw puppies ever. In retrospect I must have stared and seemed like one of those annoying "no kink at pride" puriteens. They probably just wanted to allow themselves a small joke but what happened in praxis was, that a grown, white man in only puppy mask and boxers crawled up to me, stood up, started sniffing my breasts and when I started panicking and running away he run after me and everyone else watched and laughed. I think I screamed for help or cryed to please leave me be and was ignored but I can't remember much past the fear.

To them it was probably a small joke but to me it set me back for years. I didn't go to pride in that city ever again and took years to move past "no kink at pride" opinions, an opinion I didn't even have before that.

I felt incredibly isolated and wearing a small rainbow bracelet and cutting my hair took so much bravery. And it earned a lot of backlash too?

So often I see coloured hair and pins as this cutesy cringe thing of no consequence, but for me it resulted in hours upon of arguments and insults. It was worth it, because it helped me built my own identity apart from my families bigotry, but it sure wasn't fun or cutesy. Ultimately it led me to becoming brave enough to actually discover who I am and start making connections with the wider queer community.

Thankfully I had no social media accounts or I would have had some truly stupid arguments.

What I'm saying is, yes young queers can be annoying and it can be tiring to deal with them but being an asshole and vilifying them isn't the solution.

Making fun of teenagers doesn't make yourself more valid and doesn't give you the status of being an old experienced queer.

I'm saying teenagers here but the fun thing about queer people is that we can discover ourselves at any point in time. So it's less teenagers and more people newly discovering themselves as queer.

I get how annoying they can be very well now, doing voluntary work at pride does that.

Do many of those we consider annoying queers hold some harmful opinions? Yeah sure. (The amount of white queers, teens or adults, not dealing with systemic oppression beyond their own is staggering and they more than deserve to be called out. Just to be very clear, when I talk about annoying behaviour I do NOT mean microagressions or discrimination in any way)

But annoying behaviour is not synonymous to that and maybe we should all just start being less mean in public spaces? I get how satisfying it can be to get a hit tweet via a bitchy twitter reply now, but quite honestly I am more ashamed of that now than when I was running around in hoodies and short hair being painfully naive.

Because then I wasn't being mean to anyone. I had some stupid takes sure but no outlet. On twitter I was making fun of people to validate my own queer-ness. (Personally I think I was covering up for the fact that I was afraid the queer people I worked so hard to be part of wouldn't consider me one of their own. So I worked hard to show how I'm not one of "those queers".)

Either way, thanks for reading all this and thank you for sharing the article because it is something I strongly agree with. Just let people be annoying without making fun of them for it. It doesn't need to be a big deal.

Thank you for this wonderful, vulnerable, honest message about your slow path to self-acceptance in the face of a lot of barriers, anon. I'm glad that despite everything you've found your way.

Yeah, I think queer people have many reasons to feel terrified at the rising "no kink at pride" discourse, but sometimes when we lash out at puriteens we sound a bit like the childfree people who say that they hate kids?? Like, we're blaming literal children for an ideology of protecting "The Family" that has been foisted upon us.

I'm guilty of it. I was HAUNTED by the social pressure to get married and pregnant and raise a bunch of kids. It caused me massive dysphoria and didn't jibe with my queer identity. But I rebelled against it for far too long by saying that I hated kids.

It was not the kids' fault! It was the ideological specter of The Family as an institution that isolates and attacks all nonconformity and 'deviant' sexuality! Me being an asshole to children was not gonna set me free, kids were even more disinfranchised than I was!! I don't think I was ever overtly cruel to children, just kind of aloof and freaked out by them, but I definitely *did* say some numbskulled shit to my friends with kids a few times. Completely missing how disempowered mothers (and it was usually mothers) are in society BECAUSE of these same forces .

And I think something similar is going on here. Queer people are tired of having "Family Friendliness" shoved down our throats by corporations and conservatives, and so then we lash out... at young queer people. it's fine to have 18+ areas and events; It's very, very important to me that spaces like Furfest have them. But that's not the same thing as claiming young people have no space in our community as a whole. And I do think we need to erode the barriers between the adult and child worlds in a whole lot of ways, and reorient our attitudes toward nudity, sexuality, roleplaying, etc in public life. but that also doesn't mean a pup should run you out of a pride parade actually fucking sexually harassing you.

It feels great to be able to talk about this stuff! Thanks for your message.

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hello 👋👋👋

thoughts on Blaise Zabini? there is some scenes in HBP when he's cold pureblood who is looking with hate on Harry

in fics he's usually portraits like pretences boy, no biggot, but in canon he's like it actually

wanna read your opinion ;)

Okay, I actually really like Blaise Zabini and find excuses to write him into my fic. Like I think he's a bitchy bigoted asshole but I love him anyways.

I love the conversation we have with him, Pansy, and Draco at the beginning of HBP, since it's our best look at how the Slytherins interact with each other. I used it a lot in my Theo Nott meta because it's a really good piece of character work that I really like. Like, it shows how none of them are really friends and I'm here for it. I love their scathing friendship where they would all sell each other for one corn chip.

With all that, let's talk about Blaise:

He's good-looking. His mother is mentioned as being incredibly beautiful and clearly her son got it from her:

He recognized a Slytherin from their year, a tall black boy with high cheekbones and long, slanting eyes;

(HBP, 143)

He can be cold and aloof. Like, Blaise is often described as looking bored or indifferent, and it's not common that he shows much of an emotional reaction:

Crabbe and Goyle were gawping at Malfoy; apparently they had had no inkling of any plans to move on to bigger and better things. Even Zabini had allowed a look of curiosity to mar his haughty features.

(HBP, 151)

(Haughty is a word often used for attractive characters in HP, to my above point)

Now, Blaise is intelligent. Like, he seems very aware of people and what bothers them most (which he uses to be an ass). He's not quite a bully like Malfoy, but he likes knowing what's going on with everyone. In the other quotes I bring up I'll mention that as bored as he looks, he's clearly interested in the gossip. He loves having information others want. He likes having that power over Draco, particularly since they seem to have a kind of ego war going on on the down low. (in my opinion, Zabini wins since he's the one who actually manages to look cool and collected).

We also know he's in NEWT potions, so, he likely had an O in Potions adding to the point about him being intelligent.

As I mentioned, he is kind of an ass:

Zabini did not make any sign of recognition or greeting, nor did Harry or Neville: Gryffindor and Slytherin students loathed each other on principle.

(HBP, 143)

“Of course,” said Slughorn, watching Harry closely, “there have been rumors for years. . . . I remember when — well — after that terrible night — Lily — James — and you survived — and the word was that you must have powers beyond the ordinary —” Zabini gave a tiny little cough that was clearly supposed to indicate amused skepticism.

(HBP, 146)

As he pushed past Harry into the darkening corridor, Zabini shot him a filthy look that Harry returned with interest. He, Ginny, and Neville followed Zabini back along the train.

(HBP, 147)

But he's an ass in a very different way from Draco. Draco is in your face with mean comments and making fun of things in an obvious very verbose way, Blaise is an asshole in an aloof kind of way. Like, he thinks himself too good to go out of his way to bully people, and he doesn't need to actively do anything. He's all scathing looks and raised brows and subtle acts of minimizing and belittling people.

He isn't actually close to the other Slytherins and treats them not that differently from how he treats Harry.

It was fortunate that Goyle and Zabini were snarling at each other, [...] “So, Zabini,” said Malfoy, “what did Slughorn want?” “Just trying to make up to well-connected people,” said Zabini, who was still glowering at Goyle. “Not that he managed to find many.”

(HBP, 149)

Blaise doesn't have respect for Draco, Crabbe, or Goyle, and he doesn't need to say it, he shows it. He snarls at Goyle like he would at Harry (who he disrespects and thinks less of). He says there aren't many well-connected people, clearly meaning everyone in the compartment besides himself. He's a dick.

Like I mentioned in the post about Theo, the Slytherins aren't actually friends. Draco uses Blaise's last name, not the first one. They aren't close and they're both aware of it. @indigo-scarf wrote a great post about how Draco and Blaise aren't actually friends, but it isn't unique to them. Crabbe and Goyle turn on Malfoy instantly in book 7 when they think him weak. Even in OotP, they do nothing to help Draco when Harry and George attack him. And Draco clearly doesn't actually trust any of them as in HBP, his main confidante, and friend is Moaning Myrtle. All these Slytherins hang out together because it serves them, not because they like each other.

Similarly, Theo clearly hangs out with Draco in books 5 & 6 only when he has no choice. Pansy is dating Draco, but is making eyes at Blaise like Draco is her second choice. But Blaise doesn't seem interested in Pansy in any way and thinks she is lesser than him as well. Blaise and Theo clearly aren't friendly either as they never hang out and Blaise calls him by his surname, etc. Basically, none of them actually like each other, though I assume some of them do respect each other (to different levels throughout the books. Though I headcanon Blaise and Theo have some grudging silent respect for each other as they consider each other intelligent and on the same level, while they both look down on most of the rest of their year including Draco, Pansy, Crabbe, and Goyle).

Malfoy sat up very suddenly, knocking Pansy’s hand aside. “He invited Longbottom?” “Well, I assume so, as Longbottom was there,” said Zabini indifferently. “What’s Longbottom got to interest Slughorn?” Zabini shrugged.

(HBP, 150)

Here again, Blaise is ridiculing Draco subtly. Basically saying "well, duh, don't be an idiot," without outright saying that but making Draco feel it all the same.

He's also showing how he ravels in getting an invite when Draco didn't. Blaise likes having the cards and power in a situation.

“I wouldn’t bank on an invitation,” said Zabini. “He asked me about Nott’s father when I first arrived. They used to be old friends, apparently, but when he heard he’d been caught at the Ministry he didn’t look happy, and Nott didn’t get an invitation, did he? I don’t think Slughorn’s interested in Death Eaters.” Malfoy looked angry, but forced out a singularly humorless laugh.

(HBP, 151)

And Blaise knows how to get to Draco who is clearly upset. Draco wishes his snide comments were on Blaise's level. I just really enjoy how Blaise shows his disdain for people. And how he thinks of himself as better.

“And you think you’ll be able to do something for him?” asked Zabini scathingly. “Sixteen years old and not even fully qualified yet?”

(HBP, 152)

Again, in the above quote, he belittles Draco and shows his doubts about him and how much Voldemort actually wants him in his service. And he's 100% right that Voldemort is expecting Draco to fail, something even Draco didn't quite realize yet.

All this isn't friendship. It's acquaintances who dislike each other but need each other is what it is. I know that when I'm writing them, that's what I go for. They were raised to see other people as connections or tools, not as friends. So real friendship is rare with these sorts of purebloods, it exists, but it's rare. Like, some of them probably like each other and enjoy each other's company, but I imagine they wouldn't like, actually trust each other.

Ginny calls him a poser and she is somewhat correct. I think Blaise does believe in everything he says he does, but he isn't as cold and bored as he appears. I think he likes knowing gossip and information others don't even if he appears nonchalant about it. That is definitely a pretense, but the bigotry isn't.

I know many fics paint Blaise as someone who isn't actually a bigot (because he's black) but he is. I think he is one of the characters who's honestly an unapologetic blood purist:

“A lot of boys like her,” said Pansy, watching Malfoy out of the corner of her eyes for his reaction. “Even you think she’s goodlooking, don’t you, Blaise, and we all know how hard you are to please!” “I wouldn’t touch a filthy little blood traitor like her whatever she looked like,” said Zabini coldly, and Pansy looked pleased.

(HBP, 150)

He sounds exactly like Bellatrix "Blood Traitor is right next to Mudblood in my book" Lestrange.

Obviously, he says what he is supposed to and what he's been taught all his life, but I think these are his honest views from what he knows. Like, in the Wizarding World skin color clearly doesn't matter much, but blood, oh, they care about blood.

This is somewhat interesting considering the Zabinis aren't among the Sacred 28, whether it's because they immigrated to the UK after Cantankerus Nott wrote the pure blood dictionary or they really are not pure-blooded enough, is unclear. I headcanon it's the former and that the family moved to Britain more recently, after the dictionary was written in the 1930s. And, it kinda makes sense. Like, if the Zabinis were in the continent and backed up Grindlewald, and then after he fell they needed a new start someplace that didn't have as strong feelings about Grindlewald and them, so they moved to the UK. Grindelwald never reached the UK and therefore, they could live there without that stain attached to their name. That's like, my headcanon about the Zabini family.

Despite all his Slytherin tendencies and intelligence, Blaise is quite arrogant. I mentioned he's prideful and thinks himself better than Draco, Crabbe, and Goyle for example, but he thinks himself so above others that he's untouchable. You see it in how loos-lipped he is regarding his mother's crimes:

Zabini, who was interrogated after McLaggen, turned out to have a famously beautiful witch for a mother (from what Harry could make out, she had been married seven times, each of her husbands dying mysteriously and leaving her mounds of gold).

(HBP, 145)

Like, how do you accidentally let that slip in casual conversation?

It's clear he thinks he and his mother are above the law and that no one could do anything to them. He believes in this so much that he doesn't care outright mentioning she maybe murdered her husbands in a room filled with people who don't like him. He feels that secure in none of them doing anything or being able to do anything. (I bet his mom bribed a ton of people).

In my headcanon, Blaise and his mother are pretty close and are each other's only confidantes. Like, they sit together to gossip and judge people. She asks him whether he thinks this next husband is good enough or rich enough. I headcanon she's also cold, bitchy, and arrogant and Blaise models his persona after her (and perhaps her brother or father, but only relatives on her side).

I also imagine he knows his mother killed his father and that she sat him down and explained why so he does back her on that decision. He has his doubts deep down about his mother's ways, but he isn't ready to examine them, or planning on doing so any time soon.

So, yeah, I think Blais is an asshole pureblood bigot who doesn't really have friends and is so incredibly arrogant. But he isn't a bully, he shows his disdain through cold looks and indifference. He also has the potential for interesting character dynamics with his mom and I like him a lot.

[tarotwithavi]

Stereotype vs reality about your sign

Here are some of the stereotype I once believed and I'm sure you believed as well.

This observation is based on my personal experiences with the signs , if you don't agree then that's perfectly fine

Aries ♈

Stereotype : that they are selfish and mean and all of them are extroverts.

Reality : most of the Aries I know are introverts and they actually the most caring, selfless and generous people you'll ever know. I agree that they can be mean but only when they are irritated or mad.

Taurus ♉

Stereotype : that they are foodie, lazy and materialistic. And very possessive.

Reality : These people are so generous with their wealth. They'll share everything with you but not certain things. Actually I would agree on the possessive one because let's be real who isn't possessive of their favorite belongings?

Gemini ♊

Stereotype : I have seen them portrayed as fake and disloyal. Also with commitment issues.

Reality : Geminis are very smart and they are extremely loyal to the people they love. I agree that some of them have commitment issues but let me tell you when they are serious about something or someone , they are very dedicated to them.

Cancer ♋

Stereotype : I have seen cancer portrayed as cry babies and weak. And sometimes immature.

Reality : cancers are emotionally mature . Their caring side may have been taken advantage of by some people but they are very strong and honest. They'll tell you exactly how they feel. Though they are childlike but act mature when needed.

Leo ♌

Stereotype : overconfident , attention seeker and loud.

Reality : Leo's are only loud when they are around the people they love. Yes they do need attention all the time but from their favourite people not from everyone. Leo's are also very insecure that's they sometimes need validation from others.

Virgo ♍

Stereotype : boring, quite, rude and judgemental.

Reality : Virgos the most fun people you'll ever know you just have to win their trust and they'll show you what real fun is. They are not rude or bitchy they just don't filter their words. Yes they do judge people sometimes though.

Libra ♎

Stereotype : two faced, loud and can't be trusted.

Reality : Libras are just scared that people will not love the real them so they make different personalities to fit in different groups. Libras aren't loud all the times and they are very loyal people. They are the safe space if you ever want to vent.

Scorpio ♏

Stereotype : mean and intimidating. Scorpios are the most misunderstood people.

Reality : the cutest and the most adorable people you'll ever get to know . Scorpios are very nice and are actually fun loving, the complete opposite of how they are portrayed. They'll give you their everything. Yes they can be intimidating sometimes.

Sagittarius ♐

Stereotype : crazy and very social. Honestly I feel like Sagittarius aren't talked much about.

Reality : Sagittarius are very serious people. They remind of the Hierophant card in tarot. Their aura just speaks teacher to me. In my opinion Sagittarius are very chill people they don't care much about anyone or anything. Just in their own world.

Capricorn ♑

Stereotype : the second most misunderstood sign. Dark, emo , mysterious and intimidating.

Reality : Capricorn remind me of jelly and sweet things. Now I know that's completely opposite of the stereotypes but it is what is it. Capricorns are so funny they can be comedians and they are also very positive. Flowers bloom when they laugh.

Aquarius ♒

Stereotype : cold, strange and weird. Another cute misunderstood sign.

Reality : to be honestly people fail to consider their emotions and feelings, even their own family. Aquarius people feel a lot. I have heard somewhere that "humans hate what they can't understand" And this applies to Aquarius perfectly. They are the loveliest people I know.

Pisces ♓

Stereotype : open, absentminded and antisocial.

Reality : I have to disagree on absentminded one because they notice EVERYTHING. yea they do daydream a lot but they are very present in the moment iykwim. They are very secretive and most of the Pisces I know are social but yes can be anti social sometimes.

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[scoobydoodean]

just saw somebody saying that cas is a pushover for dean…. obviously that’s not true. but can i have some solid evidence just to make me feel more sane?

I mean Cas's baseline state is ignoring what anyone wants him to do imo. It's just when he ignores what most people want him to do, he makes this face: 🙄

And when he ignores what Dean wants him to do, he makes this this face. 🥺

But anyway:

"You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of Hell. I can throw you back in." (4.02)

ANNA: "Uhm, guys, the angels are talking again. / SAM: What are they saying? / ANNA: It's weird. Like a recording. A loop. It says: "Dean Winchester gives us Anna by midnight, or we hurl him back to damnation." (4.10)

"[I tricked you into coming into town] Because whatever I ask [for you to turn an innocent person over to me for execution], you seem to do the exact opposite [protect them from me]." (4.15)

After kidnapping Dean to make him torture for them: "This is too much to ask, I know. But we have to ask it." (4.16)

[Kidnaps Dean and locks him up] (4.22)

[Flies away abruptly because Dean asks a question he doesn't want to answer] (5.01)

"I killed two angels this week. My brothers. I'm hunted. I rebelled. And I did it, all of it, for you, and you failed. You and your brother destroyed the world—and I lost everything, for nothing. So keep your opinions to yourself." (5.02) (Note: Cas blaming Dean for everything going wrong here is also some major bullshit).

CASTIEL: May I borrow [your amulet]? / DEAN: No. / CASTIEL: Dean. Give it to me. / DEAN: All right, I guess. (5.02)

Cas flies off to kill Jesse when Dean and Sam are in direct moral opposition. (5.06)

ANNA: I'd say the Winchesters don't trust me. / CASTIEL: They do. I don't. I wouldn't let them come. (5.13)

You're not gonna finish that? [Takes Dean's burger without waiting for an answer] (5.14)

[Kidnaps Dean and locks him up] (5.18)

"Maybe they're desperate. Maybe they wrongly assumed Dean would be brave enough to withstand them." (5.18)

[Beats the shit out of Dean in an alley] "I rebelled for this?! So that you could surrender to them?" [kidnaps Dean and locks him up again] (5.18)

DEAN: Whoa, wait. You’re gonna take on five angels? / CASTIEL: Yes. / DEAN: Isn’t that suicide? / CASTIEL: Maybe it is. But then I won’t have to watch you fail. 

CASTIEL: You think I came because you called? I came because of this. [The Staff of Moses] / DEAN: Oh, well, it's nice to know what matters. / CASTIEL: It does help one to focus. (6.03)

CASTIEL: I need your help. / SAM: [ Scoffs. ] That's rich. Really. / CASTIEL: [ Grunts, tosses the jar of locusts at SAM. CASTIEL performs air quotes during this speech. ] Sam, Dean, my "people skills" are "rusty." Pardon me, but I have spent the last "year" as a multidimensional wavelength of celestial intent. But believe me, you do not want that weapon down here. Help me find it. Or more people will die.

[Flies away abruptly when Dean asks anything he doesn't want to answer] (6.03)

Cas tortures a child while Dean pleads with him not to do it (6.03).

[Yanks Dean's wrist over without asking and slices his palm open to use his blood for a spell] DEAN: Whoa, whoa! Hey! Ahh! Why don't you use your own? / CASTIEL: It wouldn't work. I'm not human.

[Flies away abruptly when Dean is mid-sentence] (6.06)

Cas ghosts Dean for days while Dean pleads for help in prayers (6.05-6.06)

Those are some moments of note up to my current rewatch episode.

Less organized but past current rewatch point some random momence:

The entire plot of season 6 where Cas is going behind their backs the whole time culminating in him refusing to let go of his plan while Dean pleads him to do just that.

Fun lil Deancas bitchy compilation set here

[Beats the shit out of Dean flies away with the angel tablet]

Refuses to come out of Purgatory

Ignores Dean's nightly prayers in Purgatory

Ignores Dean's prayers and calls all of the tiiiiiiiime sometimes for weeks

Locking Dean in the dungeon... again. (S9)

DEAN: I'm glad you're here / CAS: *Leaves* (10.03)

Keeping Demon Dean from doing demon things :(((( (10.03)

Works with Sam to decode the Book of the Damned behind Dean's back.

CAS: No fighting. / DEAN: Tell [Claire] that. / CAS: Both of you.

"YEAH you know what I like about him? It's that he's sarcastic, but he's THOUGHTFUL and APPRECIATIVE too."

"If I plan to do anything else stupid, I'll let you know."

CAS: So I should just sit here? / DEAN: Pretty much. / CAS: NO.

[Look of utter loathing] "Dean. You are NOT a talking dog." (13.16)

"At least I don't look like a lumberjack."

Steals The Colt to kill Kelly Kline when Sam and Dean want to save her -> Does a 180 into wanting to protect Kelly and still won't include Sam and Dean, instead knocking them unconscious (12.19)

Locks Sam and Dean out of the dungeon so he can torture Donatello for information (13.14)

Also: #hot girl cas. And anyway, if Cas decreases his bitchy basline tendencies to be bitchy around Dean and Dean only, and instead indulges him occasionally by doing things like dressing up like cowboys, we should be fond of this because the angel the size of a Chrysler building who has killed thousands lets Dean put him in little outfits to make him happy and there is something very cute about that.

[piratecaptainscaptainpirates]

bday fic options! they try on clothes together and try to figure out their style now that they're in their innkeepers era; they're making out and it's starting to go somewhere but they keep getting distracted (stede in particular keeps wanting to info dump a bit); started watching a movie, got horny, bon appetit.

Whoo! I was so absolutely enchanted by the image of them trying on clothes together that I couldn't NOT pick that one (although there might be an additional pwp in the works where Stede accidentally edges Ed for half an hour because there's a documentary on TV).

“You can tell me that you hate it.”

“I do not,” Stede said, choosing his words very carefully, “hate it.”

“Alright, but you did that bitchy little thing with your face.” Ed raised his eyebrows, then let his breath out through his teeth. “Like that. And I asked for your honest opinion.”

“Alright.” Stede looked Ed up and down. “I love the fishnets.”

“Yeah, me too -”

“Do we think maybe the fishnets and the tights are a bit much? Together?”

“Fuck,” Ed sighed, letting his head thunk directly against the doorframe. “This is fucking hard.”

“You’re putting so much pressure on yourself, love.” Stede reached out, sighing in relief when Ed immediately slumped into his arms. Ed was trying so hard, but the huge baggy sweater paired with the flowy skirt that was so long it was hard to even see the fishnets-tights combo wasn’t exactly the height of fashion. “Not every outfit has to be…all this.”

“I’m hopeless,” Ed groaned, somewhere around Stede’s left nipple.

“Idea,” Stede said, and he and Ed started sorting their clothes into piles.

They both balked at the idea of throwing anything out. That felt too permanent. But they got a nice big box that could fit under the bed, and Ed’s Blackbeard leathers were the first things to go in it.

Stede was a bit surprised when Ed’s old black t-shirts, too, went into the box, but he was careful not to pass any judgment. Ed deserved to be able to decide his new style for himself.

Innkeepers didn’t really have a dress code, was the thing. And they both had a bit of a lot going on in their heads. Stede had gone from aristocratic finery straight to pirate-chic, and Ed had never really had a chance to figure out his style past the Blackbeard image. They’d both been buying new clothes nearly every time they went to the market, but they’d been a bit scared to really try them out.

In hindsight, suggesting that Ed come right out with an outfit that felt “him” was probably a bit too much to start with.

Once everything was sorted…

“Huh,” Stede said, looking down at his pile. He actually found he liked the low-necked pirate-y shirts very, very much, so those had stayed in his “innkeeper outfits” pile (“innkeeper outfits” felt much easier than saying “clothes that feel like me"). The leather pants could go into the box, except for one pair that he might bring out for…special occasions (Ed really liked nuzzling his face against his bulge before a blowjob in those pants. Sue them). Stede really did just prefer breeches and stockings - you couldn’t deny the amazing things they did to his calves. He had a few new cravats, in showy shades of red, and he didn’t want to give up his leather boots but he wasn’t about to pass up a few pairs of heels with fun bows on them.

“Whoah,” Ed whispered, and Stede turned his attention to Ed’s pile.

It was colorful, which was Stede’s first impression. Lots of cropped shirts in shades of pink and purple, a few plain, light linen breeches. Comfy wraps, skirts, even a sundress that he hadn’t been quite brave enough to try on yet but Stede knew would look amazing on him. A few low-necked, frilly shirts, too, things that were fun and swooshy. 

“Do you think that this is…” Ed cleared his throat. “Too much?”

“Just right,” Stede promised. “Wanna give it a go?”

Ed’s eyes widened. “Now?”

“Just for us,” Stede assured him. “Just for fun, right now.”

Ed looked at him, appraising, and when he finally nodded, the two of them couldn’t really stop giggling as they helped each other get dressed.

Stede chose a low-necked shirt, some fun matching pink breeches, and a pair of stockings that hugged his calves just right. Ed picked out a crop-top, one of the longer skirts with a fun pattern of strawberry plants, and some warm knitted socks.

They took each other’s hands as they walked to the mirror.

They looked…light. Comfortable. Them.

“Couple of cool dudes, right there,” Ed said, laughing to hide how he was getting a bit choked up.

Stede grinned, wrapping a hand around Ed’s waist.

It was nice, to look in the mirror and see them both looking so happy. So at home with themselves.

Stede thought he could get used to it.

[frownyalfred]

okay the extent to which your amazing fucking fics are possibly infecting every corner of my brain now is starting to get legitimately concerning,,, which isn't actually news, but what IS new is the way i looked at that one BvS gif you just blogged yesterday?? and IMMEDIATELY saw the facial expression ben affleck made and went "WOMAN!!!"

....LOOK MAYBE I'M THE CRAZY ONE HERE, I GET IT OKAY but like,, something about that bitchy expression where you just KNOW he's saying the pettiest fucking line just then?!?! i swear on my life i have NEVER seen a cis man's face do that before, with the CLOSEST approximation i possibly would have thought anybody with a Y chromosome was capable of [before seeing that gif] being the sort of expressions drag queens do. (i hope that doesn't sound too weird/dismissive — not to go off on too much of a tangent, but i could probably write At Least one essay on why it's okay to admit that drag as an art form is not really an accurate depiction of femininity, AS LONG AS you acknowledge that drag is still Absolutely a beautifully, passionately written love letter TO the concept of femininity that fully deserves the appreciation it gets; but this is still not what i'm actually here to talk about lol)

okay yeah ANYWAYS that gif just absolutely SOLD me on the concept of bruce as an omega, and i'm saying this as someone who literally already has an omega!bruce WIP!! like, i've always thought the core philosophy behind batman tends to make him unintentionally very female-coded (and i must confess, i'm really curious to see whether you already have an opinion on this lol) in many different ways, but this is the first time i've seen/heard ANY GUY, let alone a batman actor with the right physicality to be batman, pull of this specific look, so i guess i'm just... shocked to be vindicated??? idk lol but i wanted to share so hope u at least enjoyed my manic ramblings a little bit <3 -krish

Batfleck is pretty! I've been saying that for years! He's this very intriguing mix of pure Batman physicality like you mentioned (man is canonically bigger than Clark in BVS) but also so beautiful and downright mesmerizing in certain close-ups on his face. Plush lips, high cheekbones, big, shining eyes? On Batman?? Sign me up!!

People laughed at me when I specifically started a coral room in the BVS universe, because I know most superbat a/b/o fics generally use a smaller, more omega-typical Bruce (which isn't bad!). But I wanted to challenge the trope stereotype by still having large, muscular Bruce lean into those more feminine moments like you mentioned -- it's an interesting contrast, seeing him hold so much space and power yet as soon as he makes eye contact with Clark, it's almost...sensual.

I think there are a lot of interesting stereotypical female roles Batman as a character unintentionally fulfills. He's the head of a family, the emotional center, the one adopting children, the one reassuring them. The fun I'm having with a sky of honey is just letting Bruce name these behaviors for what they are, in universe -- attempts at fulfilling his instincts that he keeps trying to curtail or avert entirely.

(gif in question below for those who are curious)

[t0ast-ghost]

S2 Episode 8 (I, Mudd) Garfield guess who’s here? Please tell me it’s not Mudd. It’s Mudd.

Commence:

- Why are him and Spock just walking the halls together. If I was the crew I’d be going livid, like get this: there’s these two men who are head of the science and medical staff on the ship and they fucking hate each other, they fight all over the ship constantly and you’ve seen them at odds a gazillion times. One day you’re walking the halls to get to your station and you just see them walking together, talking normally, and one of them is even smiling in a sort of fond way. My jaw would drop honestly

- They’re already fighting.. it took less than 30 seconds

- This guy’s on a mission! I wonder who he could be?

- “Mr. Spock we seem to be taking an unscheduled ride” “Interesting.” Spock does not give a fuck about your dramatics, Kirk

- Spock looks at the guy who stops Kirk and just thinks “fuck, McCoy was right.”

- LMAO the electronics in him look like smt from doctor who

- I love Uhura and Chekov almost bumping into the android

- oh god this guy again (Mudd)

- “Jamie boy.” That- that barely even makes sense

- Kirk what is that stance

- “And you’re all going to be here, uh, quite probably for the rest of your lives. *evil laugh*”Spock and McCoy are unconcerned

- Okay I think McCoy is just lording it over Spock that he was right

- Okay there’s a certain joviality that I appreciate to the back and forth of Mudd explaining and Kirk, McCoy, and Spock all interrupting

- this is the greatest line in all of Star Trek

- Kirk: Well, opinions?

Chekov: I think we’re in a lot of trouble

Kirk: That’s a great help, Mr. Chekov. Bones?

McCoy: Well, I think Mr. Chekov’s right. We are in a lot of trouble

Kirk: Spock? And if you say we’re in a lot of trouble…

Spock: We are.

Kirk then gets the most defeated look on his face

- Scotty coming in hot and cursing out Mudd

- CHEKOV DONT FUCK THE ANDROIDS

- Kirk is like an angry small dog

- “No, lord Mudd.” “Wuuut??” Good line delivery

- “How do you know so much?” “I asked them.” “Oh.” Wait wait wait, this is simple deduction. Deduction? Sherlock. Holmes and Watso? MCCOY AND SPOCK AS HOLMES AND WATSON!!! Oh wait Data and Geordi did that..

- “Now listen, Spock, you may be a wonderful science officer, but believe me you couldn’t sell fake patents to your mother!” “I fail to understand why I should care to induce my mother to purchase falsified patents.” I love this man

- The name is doctor practice. Mal practice.

- uhura no! WAIT UHURA YES IM SO PROUD. I love how happy they all are

- hi hello what the fuck is happening. What are they celebrating. How did Kirk convince McCoy and Scotty to do that?

- The androids flirting with Spock. Kirk and the rest have to dance whereas Spock is just causing drama “I love you. But I hate you.” “But we’re identical.” *blows up*

- They’re gonna paradox Norman

- WJAT

- Them imitating phasers takes the cake. I think if I ever show anyone an example episode it would be this one

- “he’s dead.” Damn no Jim. Second time Scotty’s ‘died’ this season

- This is like watching Shakespeare

- I would not be surprised if this episode was inspired by children playing make believe (honestly really genius and fun writing)

- Oooh they’re paradoxing him

- “I aM nOt prOgrAmMeD to reSpoNd in thAt aRea.” The fucking sass. Kirk has been spending too much time with Spock and Bones

- “Which I find eminently satisfactory, Doctor, for nowhere, am I so desperately needed as among a shipload of illogical humans.” Basically Spock loves them and there’s nowhere he’d rather be

- Kirk hates Mudd so much, it’s almost bitchy at this point

- Uhura’s wave to Mudd is so iconic and amazing

Okay one of my favourite episodes, if not my favourite actually. I loved more of the bridge crew interaction (no sulu☹️) especially getting to see Uhura, like I wanna talk more about her character but there’s so little that I’m just trying to pick up the crumbs.

Masterpost

Episode written by Stephen Kandel

[sarascamander]

If you love Kit and Ty, you HAVE to read the Adventure of Holloway Holmes — it gives the EXACT VIBE of KitTy. I'm not even kidding. We have two wannabe sleuths absolutely pining for each other, crimes to solve, amazing banters, and just so much more! One of the similarities:

1. The main character is Jack Moreno who Kit wished he was. I LOVE KIT but Jack stole my heart in a way he didn't lmao. They both are sarcastic, hilarious, independent and undeniably in love with their partner in crime. Honestly, being in Jack's head is one of the best experiences of my love. It's so fun!

I wanted to close my eyes. I wanted to smack my head against the steering wheel. Off the top of my head, I could make a list: some fairly good weed, a lot of addies, condoms (not that those were illegal), unopened vapes (those were), this rare tentacle porn manga that Ty Bryce had paid me for but asked me to hold on to. After I got out of prison in thirty years, I already knew, Dad was going to make me have a super awkward sex talk.

2. And Holmes aka H (as Jack fondly nicknamed because Holloway Holmes is such a posh name in his humble opinion) is so precious!!!! I want to wrap him in a blanket burrito even though he is actually capable of breaking my arm without blinking. But god! Someone needs to take care of him. Although it's never been specified in the book, I'm 80% sure he's autistic. Either that or he was badly abused (which he was). He reminded me of Ty by the way he speaks and acts.

I examined his face. Then I gave him a smile. He was doing a Holmes thing, not looking me in the eye, so I moved my head until he was. This was something we’d been working on.

3. You know how Kit will suddenly drift to a paragraph of how beautiful Ty is? Well, Jack Moreno might give Kit a run for his money (he's so obsessed with H's knuckles and the thousands of shades of gold in his hair, it's embarrassing)

He made a frustrated noise. Then he smiled. The expression was a little stiff; he wasn’t used to doing it, and it was another of those things that he was self-conscious about. I’d read about people who get up at two or three in the morning—on vacation, no less, when they’re in Hawaii—and then they drive hours and hours, and all of it is to see the sunrise from this one specific spot, and I thought, Come to Utah if you want something worth your time

Context: they're in Utah. Jack basically said that Holmes' smile is prettier than the sunrise!! 😩

4. Their relationship is literally so pure and one of the things that get me insane about them is their communication!! They always worked hard to communicate with each other and sort things out it's so satisfying to read!!

“I lied,” Holmes said, but he still wasn’t looking me in the eye. “I am angry with you.” “I guessed.” “I don’t want to do this right now.” “It’s good practice."

5. Their banter is *chef kiss*

“I’ll tell him it’s a sex thing.” “Good,” Holmes said. “He’ll be pleased that all your hours of mindless pornography are finally paying dividends.” My jaw legit dropped. “H!” “Desk, please.” “That was so amazingly bitchy.” “Desk.” “And, like, also kind of evil. Which I loved.”

And there are literally hundreds of reasons to read this trilogy if you are craving for Kit and Ty. And although their vibes are similar, they are also their own people. And words can't say how much I adore them. The story and relationship is really beautifully written. I honestly don't care much about the crime but I'm obsessed with these two

Some of my favourites quotes:

He sat there in silhouette, head down. I knew the curve of his spine. I knew the span of his shoulders. Anywhere, I thought. I could be anywhere and know you

“You are my soul, Jack Moreno. I do not know why John Watson wrote his stories that way, why he wrote himself so small, when he was so much more. I do not think I will ever understand. But I do not want to know what I would be without you.”

I knew that he was something more than me, something vast and wonderful that I could only touch the edges of. But for someone like me, the edge was enough—just a glimpse was enough. And, more importantly for right now, I knew what he sounded like when he’d been hurt, the quality of his breathing, because I’d hurt him in a way few people ever had. Which was why, in those rare midnight hours when I could be honest with myself, I knew it was better this way, as friends. Because I didn’t deserve him

“But he was so much more. Sherlock Holmes was a brilliant detective, Jack. He would have been that regardless of other circumstances. But he was a good man—he was a happy man—because of John Watson.”

“What do you say to that, I wanted to know. What am I supposed to say? What do you want me to say? But what I was really asking was, How am I supposed to do this again? I barely survived the first time; what am I supposed to do when you leave me again?”

I had seen, this spring, jacaranda blossoms so pale they were almost blue, trembling with the breath of the mountains. I had seen, when I'd been twelve, a foil of goldfinches flocking against the crushed dusk. I had seen a shooting star once, thinning across the sky like combed silver. And I had seen Holloway Holmes smile.

There's so much but I don't want to spam so I really hope you give it a try!!

[misseviehyde]

THE ECHO CHAMBER

"I can't believe you two nerds discovered our little secret," laughed Amber - the Sorority President as she looked at the two quaking geeks trembling before her and lorded it over them. "You look like a real pair of dumb-asses now don't you?"

The other members of the sorority laughed and giggled dutifully as their leader paraded in front of her victims. They had them surrounded in a tight circle with nowhere to escape. This was going to be fun.

In the centre of the circle the two nerds looked anxiously around wondering what was going to happen next. Alex was short and weedy and his friend Daphne was skinny with oversized clothes and messy hair.

"I don't know how you losers found out about our echo chamber, but now you know about it we can't just let you leave."

Unbolting the gate behind her Amber smirked as her minions ushered the pair into the expansive grounds of the Alpha-Kappa house.

Dressed only in a bikini, her flawless skin glowing and her bright blonde hair bouncing slightly as she walked - Amber looked like some Goddess from myth amongst the beautiful grounds.

She led them into the rock garden and they beheld that there was a small grotto carved into the rock. A perfectly round chamber with smooth concave sides made of some strange pinkish material.

"Well.... here it is losers. The source of our sororities power and dominance. The echo chamber."

She stroked the stone lovingly. "The chamber amplifies and reflects the opinions and desires of others and warps and transforms whoever is inside to meet them. Would you like a demonstration?"

Shoving Daphne inside - the girls howled with laughter as they saw her spin around in fear.

Amber's lips curved into a cruel smile.

"Spoiled bitch," she whispered into the cave smiling harder as she heard her voice begin to echo and bounce round the chamber.

"Entitled brat," hissed another girl.

"Bullying tease," giggled a third.

"Nooooo what are you doing to her?" screamed Alex as he saw the pink rock begin to glow and the gloating voices of the bitchy sorority sisters begin to bounce and reflect round the chamber louder and louder, faster and faster.

Mean... evil... cruel... hot... stylish... pretty... materialistic... shallow... hissed the echoing voices, louder and louder as the pink rock glowed with malevolent magic and Daphne groaned.

"No Daphne, fight it!" screamed Alex but his friend wasn't listening. Her mouth opened up in a drool of pleasure, as her eyes rolled back and she felt the voices of the sorority bitches like fingers in her mind - massaging her brain and making her like them.

It felt so fucking good.

Daphne began to change.

Blonde streaks appeared in her hair and her lanky body began to swell and fill out. Her flat ass inflated as if she had been doing daily crunches and her flat tits began to swell up and grow as the nerdy clothing she was wearing shrank tight over her transforming body.

"Yesssssssss I'm a spoiled fucking bitch. I'm a BITCH!" she moaned, convulsing in pleasure and stretching as her tits became huge and rounded and wicked nails shot from her fingers.

Skin tanned and softened as Daphne's face became prettier but with a perpetually smug and superior expression. Her clothing had now become a figure hugging white dress that flaunted her superior assets and as she tossed back her long blonde hair with a expression of satisfaction, Alex could see his friend was corrupted beyond all hope of rescue.

"OMG - that is SO much better. Thanks girls," giggled the new bitch as the echoes died down and she emerged like a new born Princess.

High heels clopped as she walked over to Alex and stood with hands on hips looking down at him.

"What about this fucking loser Amber? What do we do with him?"

Amber laughed as she clicked her fingers and the girls pushed Alex into the chamber. "Oh... I think a different kind of transformation for this sad loser," she grinned.

Simp

Loser

Sissy

Small dick

Crossdresser

Chastity

As Alex screamed and felt himself begin to turn into the puppet of the popular girls - the last thought that crossed his mind before becoming their willing sissy slave was one of sorrow.

Daphne's voice was the loudest voice he could hear...

[2af-afterdark]

Any opinions or thoughts about each Love interest of What in hell is bad?

Oh gods. Oh fuck. There are so many of them. Give me a hot second to mindlessly ramble about first impressions. There is no structure here. I'm just giving my thoughts as they come to me. Excuse me if I miss anything. The list is very, very long.

Satan

Look at him coming to save us. He's so kind... you say before he brings out the whips and introduces you to all the fun kinky shit.

If MC was a virgin, they aren't anymore.

Opposite of a hypocrite. He likes getting as much as he likes giving.

He gives me aromantic energy. He's here for the sex and the sadistic joy of watching his subs fall apart, but he doesn’t care about any of that love bullshit. He'll be a ride or die friend though.

Oh fuck. He's angry again.

Who hurt this man that he rips the heads off of stuffed animals? If he touches any of my plushies like that, I will break his fingers and teeth. 😀

Sitri

This man brought an entire tea party to the battle and I respect him for it. That is the ultimate rage inducing intimidation tactic.

Some people in Gehenna get angry, but he prefers to make others angry and he's good at it.

Why is his design so smooth?

I wonder if there's a deeper meaning to him being the only Gehenna member without a gun for a weapon? His weapon actually reminds me more of the coffins that Hades' nobles carry.

Leraye

Uhh... so, not to be a misogynist... but the fact that he collects the bodies that Satan throws away makes me wonder if he likes Satan's... sloppy seconds.

You know, given he was the preview after Satan's... he probably does.

I kind of hate his design. It's too busy. Also that tongue piercing looks so uncomfortable.

Astaroth

Kuudere?

He gives me emotionless sex vibes (on the outside). Deep down though, he is so desperate to see his partner fall apart for him.

I want to cuddle his snake.

Paimon

His rainbow eye is a little much for me, personally. Like, it's a stimulation overload. You know?

I hope he's bitchy and caty and has a temper as short as Satan's but in a secretly manipulative way.

I am so disgusted by the bubblegum thing, but it also gives me the feeling that he's a biter. It's a valid form of affection.

Zagan

His horns look like droopy bunny ears.

He wants Satan to hit him. Add him to the masochist pile.

Wait! Is Satan the reason he has a scar??? I mean, healing is readily available but he still has a massive, deep scar on his face and neck. Does he keep it by choice because Satan gave it to him???

Amosdeus

I have no idea!

He's probably walking sex and violence given how the devils under him seem to act.

Phenix

SIR! YOU'RE THE REASON THIS GAME IS RATED 17+ ALL ON YOUR OWN!

He and Satan would actually probably get along well since Satan is a sadist and Phenix appears to be a masochist.

How do you even function when you are two seconds away from an orgasm at all times.

Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder?

Dantalian

Dude has a death wish so great that it makes him a phenomenal warrior. Like, how many times has he invaded heaven? Are the angels sick of them? Is there a poster at the pearly gates that tells everyone that he's banned?

Again! Hang out in Gehenna! I'm sure someone there will help you out.

Does not know the meaning of the world 'loyalty'.

Lucifer

Are all of his nobles hurt because of him? Why are they all injured? Who heals the healers?

We've seen that the nobles tend to pick up the sin of their kings, but none of the pride nobles seem to be prideful yet. Interesting...

Morax

I'm pretty sure the only reason one of his eyes is uncovered is because Lucifer told him he wasn't allowed to blind himself.

Seriously... who heals the healers? Does he have to wait for him injuries to heal naturally? Does that mean he's out of commission for months at a time???

He's a good general despite his wounds. I mean... the wounds aren't technically even his.

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS HORNS???

Marbas

He's hard 24/7 considering his fetish is being tied up. Although, I wonder if he developed that fetish before or after Lucifer started keeping him restrained.

He and Lucifer fuuuuuuck.

Uhhhhhh *staring at the bulge in his pants*

Good luck to all you brave souls.

That "I still want to touch you" is giving me that sort of feel like... like Tarzan and Jane, you know? I don't know how to explain it but it makes me soft. I desperately want him to be destructive and violent with the world but soft and sweet with MC.

He's one of the pre-sale units so I'm looking forward to trying him out!

Leviathan

BITING HIM BITING HIM BITING HIM BITING HIM

Needs to be pegged and choked. Grab his hair while railing him from behind and yank it. Be so fucking mean that it makes all the othe devils blush. He loves it

It's actually so adorable that the devils of his kingdom love and adore him. He must be a really good king 🥺

On a personal note, his habit of hiding inside his coffin low-key reminds me when I was a kid and would hide in my closest or sleep under my bed. Glad we're both on the same wavelength of neurodivergent. I'm crawling in with him

I actually love that they specifically that his envy runs so deep that he even envies himself. In a weird way that's a form of self-love.

Barbatos

His hair is so fluffy. I want to brush it.

He's such a smooth talker and will fry the brain of anyone with a praise kink.

He doesn't feel envy. Instead, he causes envy. Seriously! Look at him! The man is post photos hoped model on a magazine cover!

What are those tattoos on his hands? 👀

I'm weak for rose aesthetics.

Foras

He has the prettiest horns. They look like they are made of opal which is my favorite stone

His tattoo writing down his face looks like tears and that's a whole mood.

Do not mistake his gentlemanly kindness for affection. If you go after Leviathan, you will be on his shit list. It's not a fun list to be on.

Do you think Asmodeus is resentful that he's considered the fairest of the devils?

Will gladly accept an orgy with the entirety of Hades based on the three members we know so far.

Mammon

Big... big everywhere. Will bury my face in his titties and suffocate.

Is it wrong of me to think he's the most loving of the kings? He just wants to hold you close and make sweet, sweet love.

Eats ass so well that Beelzebub feels threatened.

He will grope MC's butt at every opportunity, especially if they sleep in the same bed together. He wakes up hard and grinding against them.

Big fan of reverse cowgirl.

Bimet

No time for sex when time is money.

Classism made manifest.

Seriously... give me a few bucks, please. Like, his earrings alone are about $1,000.

You could wash clothes on those abs.

Eligos

Please see this post

Beelzebub

Fuckboi energy

It's required by law to compare his libido to the act of consumption. His also law that he is an oral king. Just be sure you trust his mouth near you...

I want to know why he won't go back to Avisos. He doesn't even want to step foot in his own kingdom, but he won't abdicate the title either.

None of his people seem to express gluttony. I wonder if that's because he's not around to influence them?

Bael

Someone please hug him.

So much angst potential in my porn game.

I am heartbroken for him after hearing he essentially lives as Beelzebub's rreplacement. Do you think he ever wonders where Beelzebub ends and he begins? Does he consider himself a failure for letting Avisos come under mafia rule rather than a monarchy or is he successful for being the head of that mafia?

I'm going to kiss his precious face.

Side note... is that crown on Bael's head actually his horn? He doesn't have a horn otherwise.

Kind of surprised he doesn't have a fake horn to mimic Beelzebub's considering how noticeable the king's is.

Stolas

This man is planning a coup that he knows will fail.

WHAT IS A SIN TO A DEVIL??? WHAT TURNS THIS MAN ON???

Brat energy!

Look at his little blushy face! Is he shy about his massive dick? Can I tease him for it?

Let me bully!

Amon

Bye Felicia.

True definition of chaotic neutral.

If this were a children's cartoon, he'd be the one making all the issues but then also solves them within 20 minutes so someone can tell us the moral of the episode.

I am slightly bothered by his horn not being centered. Please send help.

Minhyeok

Pervert ❤️

I love a good childhood friend trope. Especially when one is obsessed with the other.

Yes, he knows what videos MC watches and he watches them too.

He's so fucking gross. He looks mature and put together, but he's the nastiest person behind closed doors.

He has jerked off with MC's underwear so many times, washed them, then returned them. He thinks about how they could be wearing them all the time.

No, seriously. I images he is absolutely disgusting. He sniffs that seat because he knows MC leaves it wet.

I made a crackpot theory about Solomon and God being the same person (so you are both by proxy of likely being Solomon's reincarnation), but Mihnyeok also makes me think he may be God given how he is your friend (just like Solomon and God).

No, I don't think he's a normal human, but I also don't think he knows he's special.

Gabriel

He wants to fuck God (seriously, look at his fetish).

Yandere and proud.

I'm going to get myself killed. I see hot angel and my brain turns off.

I want to brush his bangs aside and kiss the eye his hiding, then let him finger me stupid.

[tickles-tea]

ok my hcs for miguel: 1) he’s normally pretty good at hiding his reactions but the trick is to catch him by surprise…and since he doesnt have spidey senses it’s actually not as hard to tickle him as it might sound lmao 2) he’s the type that cant help himself from responding w something that provokes his tickler. like he’ll reflexively respond w something cold/mean/sarcastic etc instead of playing nice for even a second, which earns him more tickling lol 3) he’s a grump but after he gets tickled he has a hard time keeping a little smile off his face for a bit. if lyla or anyone else points it out he’ll force a scowl but like,,, its hard to deny that he’s in a slightly better mood after being tickled even if he complains about it.

THESE ARE SO FUCKING CUTE THANK YOU FOR SHARING

I’m so sorry it’s taken me this long to post these but please know that these are all objectively correct 😤 …you could even say they’re…canon

Anyway I’m gonna respond to each number separately because I want to yell about all of them thoroughly ❤️

1. Listen- I’m sure his lack of spidey sense is a bitch for him to deal with but come on,,,they handed the tk community that one on a silver platter If someone were to make it clear that they were going to tickle him and try to tease him with wiggling fingers before trying, he’d be a rock wall. Giving them a flat look and raising one bitchy brow agjksgkgsj But if he was distracted by something and you snuck up behind him and squeezed that criminally small waist?? He’s jolting like he just got electrocuted- and if you’re realllly lucky, you might get a choked out laugh~ You have to work up the nerve to try in the first place but the possibility of reward is high 😌

2. Thisthisthisthis yes I love this so much orz I actually thought back to this ask when I was answering T for the tickly alphabet lolol But I love the idea that most of the time he’s not even actively trying to provoke his ler, he just can’t help but be a snarky ass lmaoo this man cannot bring himself to be nice and bite his tongue even for his own sake which in my opinion would make it even more fun to break him down enough to the point where he regrets it and apologizes 👀 oop-

3. God this is so cute ;; Miguel is so tense and pent up, he needs some kind of release every now and then. And one that actively releases dopamine?? Perfect ~ Lyla should include it as a weekly exercise for him for the sake of himself and all of spider society LMAO everything runs a little bit smoother when Miguel has to force his scowl lolol

[koipalm]

NobaMai? Or NobaMaki?

For me it’s NobaMai. And totally isn’t because I’m the same Mai from before. Nooo totally not that.

Okay, but for reals though. I like NobaMai more because of the potential they are learn and grow from each other. Because both are essential just normal girls.

Okay. So Nobara is present to us as a girl who’s self confidence and is strong-willed. However, she is also pretty naive and have a very black-and-white worldview. She believes she can overcome anything with just her strength alone.

This have it’s downside because when Momo was defending Mai and trying to explain Nobara what Mai have to face within the Zenin Clan. Nobara is essentially saying to “Shut Up”. She essentially being self righteous. Nobara has already deemed Mai as the “bad one” without understanding her at all. Now it does make sense why Nobara to do this, Mai was of course being bitchy towards her during their first interaction. However, Nobara is sort of being a hypocrite too. Nobara says that the Kyoto kids shouldn’t deem Yuji as a curse without getting to know him. And yet she deemed Mai as the Bad one without knowing who she is nor her struggles.

This isn’t to say that Nobara isn’t empathetic, she can, but only to people within her circle. She doesn’t really allow people in it too, especially if she already judged them as “bad”. But that’s the problem, she is essentially being just as judgmental as the people within her village did towards Saori. Despite Nobara saying she hated that.

So Nobara needed to learn to expand her limited worldview, and learn to be more empathetic and understanding. And Mai is the perfect candidate for that. Because Mai, despite her bitchy and prickly attitude, is actually very loving and believe or not kind too due to her actions within her short chapter story in the jjk light novel. I can send you the link if you’re interested since it’s a very good read and exploration of Mai.

Continuing one… And for Mai. Mai obviously needs someone who can empathize and love her too for she grew up devoid of that. She had Maki, but she abandoned her, which resulted with Mai believing that she is essentially a burden. Hence her low self confidence. Nobara can be someone who can help Mai gain that self confidence. And it’s also show Mai that… essentially Mai isn’t the “bad one”, since Mai’s coping was essentially her telling herself that she’s a bad one, she’s worthless, useless, and that nobody would love her for her. But with Nobara, who at first hated Mai, but once gets to know her, fell in love. It would show Mai that she is deserving of love, and that she isn’t the bad one, but is essentially just a normal human.

It’s just… so much potential! And I will be forever saddened that it will never happen. I mean NobaMaki is cute and all, but there isn’t really much they can learn from each other. If anything I think they might enable each other of their worst tendencies, due to their beliefs of “Might is Right”. Which would resulted in them forever pushing people away from a distance. Something we both know is a bad.

But… what’s your opinion? NobaMai? Or NobaMaki.

OH MANNNN EASILY NOBAMAI....

i used to like nobamaki before i knew more about jjk, but i cant help but love nobamai so much because i think that in different circumstances, they could have been best friends. and i think that with enough time spent acclimating to each other and understanding each other it could still happen!!! to me they feel like the kind of couple that needle each other all the time but band together at the drop of a coin. i also think that they could have a lot of fun together, especially because nobara seems to enjoy a lot of the more worldly things that mai is reaching for

that, and im SUPER interested in their interactions and how they would gradually become friends. i can imagine them meeting up just to fight and cuss each other out, and eventually their fights come to a point where they stop for a quick meal break and then go back to it 😭😭😭😭

theyre both incredibly stubborn and opinionated people, so i think it might take a while for them to reach an equilibrium. maybe from outright fighting to verbal arguments to dissing each other over crepes.... i had this whole comic planned out for them where they kept meeting up in secret to fight, and then eventually kept meeting up because it was so mentally stimulating to interact with each other, to gradually becoming close friends without their respective schools learning, and them having a dramatic and heartfelt reunion after the shibuya arc where their relationship comes out

[lowkeyclueless5137]

I come with a fifth Barbie movie AU Idea but this time The Magic of Pegasus(cause that movie was also my childhood :D), and let’s have Ortho be the star this time(he’ll be a super great ice skater in my opinion, plus he’ll technically be a prince too[also yeah royal Shroud Family]) plus uhhh your older brother got turned into a Pegasus 😀💧, uhhh BLESS US WITH YOUR WRITER MAGIC AND MAKE THIS AU COME TO LIFE!

*pulls out wand*

*wand explodes in face* :'3

Nah... Make it more chaotic!

It's a few changes... But nonetheless it's fun to make a 5th au for the Barbie movies :D

How about Idia being turned into a dragon. Because let's be fricking serious, a Pegasus or a pheonix(my second option) is very pretty and it wouldn't surprise anyone if it stood at the royal palace, since it was an exquisite animal that many would expect an influential royal person to own.

But a dragon? Everyone knew Idia would be hunted on sight! The people would be outraged that such beast lived in their kingdom. Hence why he had to leave for far away lands. If you wonder, no, he couldn't breath fire, but he could set himself up with that blue flame he had for hair. Hence he uses this technique when he's cornered.

Now cut to our Boi Ortho. He grew up to be a bit more rebelios, since his parents were very protective of him. He never understood why they were so protective, because he was never told about Idia's story. Don't get him wrong, he loves his parents, but sometimes they drive him up the walls with that protectiveness.

He has Epel, a bear cub, as his friend. Epel was a lil shit, but overall loyal to his buddy.

Cue Ortho's 18th birthday coming up. Being deemed major at that point, many expected that after this to maybe hear about a possible engagement. The people of the kingdom knew that if Idia was there, he would've already been promised to someone, but then again, for Ortho it wasn't heard about any arrangements.

Because it was hiss birthday, Ortho is allowed to do anything his heart desires, with a few conditions: don't leave the borders and don't talk to strangers if he decides to go outside. Pretty simple if you ask me. :3

As such, Ortho is allowed to go and ice-skate at the big party on the frozen lake next to the castle. He could've sworn that his mother could hardly keep some tears, but he swatted it off as her being just a bit emotional. He expected his father to be the most emotional one, but alas, with a small hug and a kiss on the cheek, Ortho bid farewell and went to have fun with Epel.

But the fun doesn't last long when a griffin comes from the sky with a very sus wizard. This wizard introduces himself as Ortho's future husband, which the teen is rightfully grossed out by this. He actually did expect the possibility of an arranged marriage, but even this guy was way too under the bar.

It becomes more wierd when the king and queen arrive and demand to leave Ortho alone. Ortho had no idea what dangerous this situation was and he shouldn't marry so soon, let alone with a man that it's so self-centered and bitchy. Like please... There are some standards. -3-

Of course, in a fit of rage, the evil wizard turns everyone into ice statues, saying that if Ortho doesn't marry him, his kingdom and parents would melt at the first sign on spring.

Ortho is fucking confused, since it was the end of summer here. Did the guy not do his homework? Here's always cold.

Nonetheless, the ice statues were a bad sign and Ortho needed to flee. Grabbing Epel, he was ready to do so, but the griffin was also easy to snatch the prince in its claws.

Cue big dragon coming to the rescue. Of course, the wizard mocks it, saying how pitiful Idia became as just an oversized lizard with wings. Idia tho, doesn't spare much time, getting Ortho and dipping out of there, before the wizard could even try to catch up to them.

Ortho is rightfully terrified. But the dragon is just glad he's alright, presenting himself as Idia. He doesn't tell too much, but mentions that the wizard that demanded for marriage was a powerful, self-centered jerk that, unfortunately, everyone had to comply otherwise they would suffer a worse fate than in their nightmares.

Idia reveals that he was actually summoned in by the king and queen, to look out for Ortho. They knew that the wizard might show up to ask for marriage, so they called Idia, to take Ortho somewhere safe and avoid the wizard's wrath that way.

And Ortho rightfully is shaken up by this. They were in a cave, Epel in his lap and him hugging the bear, just processing the whole ordeal. It was a bit chilly, but that's when Idia puts himself in between Ortho's back and the cave wall, setting himself on fire. The fire did not burn or hurt, but it was warm and soothing.

The wizard surely won't stop looking for his 'bride' so Idia brought Ortho to the sky castle, castle ruled by Malleus.

Malleus also seemed to expect the 2, so he asks Azul if by chance they have the guest room ready for Ortho. Idia tho, insists to keep the younger with him, in case of anything.

Even tho, Ortho and Epel had to be passed on to Azul, mostly to get them used to this place.

Azul says that he was a merman. His kingdom was brought to shambles by the same evil wizard, when he came for prince Rielle's hand and he was refused. As such, all the merpeople were either turned into full fishes or full humans, while Rielle was taken by force.

Malleus's kingdom was struck as well, but he was able to stand off against the threats. Even so, all of Malleus's people were turned into small flying critters that now roam the world and try their best to inform the fae about his enemy's next move. He was also outdone in this situation, as most of his power was stolen by the same greedy mf.

Ortho does ask why Idia was called. At that, Azul says that's it is a touchy subject and that only Idia could disclose such thing.

The first night, Ortho was a bit awkward to sleep next to a literal dragon. But it was also a home-y feeling that Idia had. It felt comfy and safe.

In the morning, Malleus does explain the circumstances: as much as he would want to house in Ortho, the evil wizard was after him. Malleus would risk much more of his kingdom's well-being if he allowed Ortho to stay too much. He had to be in constant movement if he wanted to escape the wizard's clutches.

Of course, Ortho didn't want to just run away and hide. He wanted home and he also wanted his parents and his kingdom to be back to normal and all safe.

Idia does say that there is one solution: a light wand, but that thing was reduced to only a myth. Ortho inquires on why does he insist that it was only a myth and why they shouldn't pursue such thing.

Malleus discloses that Idia used to be human. He was cursed by the wizard to be like this. He was like this for years, all this time looking for a solution. Yet he found nothing and slowly lost his hopes.

Idia himself was on another side of the room, getting reassured by Azul. Malleus tells Ortho that, give or take, he would have around 3 days until the wizard would resort to much worse threats. So Ortho begs to know how he can at least aquire the wand.

So Malleus gives him the instructions on how to build the said wand. Idia insists on accompanying Ortho and Epel on their small journey.

But, while passing by a mirror, Ortho noticed how Idia looked human in the reflection. And it was a quite strong resemblance in between them. Idia said to pay no mind to it and just move. The more they move, the harder it is to track them.

And so, the 3 venture around. They meet Ace, a merchant who was in search for something to sell out so he could pay his debts.

Later on, it is revealed Idia's backstory, how he was the older brother of Ortho and how he made a mistake of rushing into marriage. He was promised to prince Malleus(before he was crowned king), but when Idia was 16, the wizard showed up. Ortho was merely a baby then when Idia refused to marry the wizard, for he was engaged already. This stirred the wrath of the wizard and as such, Idia was cursed to a violent beast that no one could ever love.

Of course, we get through a lot of shenanigans, Ace actually being promised in the end, from Ortho something to pay off his debt. They are friends, yay! :D

And we do get the evil wizard defeated and his spells broken by the light wand.

And that would be it! A happy ending :D

[connorinabeanie]

YES HELLO ASK GAME FOR GAVIN REED

♥!

I can't say my opinions on Gavin will be truly hot takes but here they are anyway.

1: sexuality headcanon

Gavin clearly has the largest crushes on so many people around him and none of those people are women, so while I won't rule out that he might be attracted to women, I imagine he's mostly into men/masculine presenting people.

2: otp

Uh honestly I literally never think about Gavin and shipping in terms of pairings I actually like so... I guess I can say that the fandom take on Gavin and RK900 has some dynamics I like? It can definitely be made to work, it's just that it's an inherently fandom ship in not just the pairing, but in RK900's entire personality (whether or not Gavin is fandomized or given his canon personality.) So it's really hard for me to actually ship it, but in terms of fun dynamics I appreciate in otps, it counts.

3: brotp

The relationship between fandom Gavin and Tina gives me life and I love it. The two of them being terribly chaotic BFFs has been one of my favorite fanon things, even in like, fics and such where they're not the focus but are just being menaces in the background. It's beautiful and I love them.

4: notp

Gavin and Connor. Starts off terribly and I don't think their personalities would be well suited together even if you're using fanon Gavin instead of canon Gavin. In social situations Connor tends to flip flop from extremely passive to overly aggressive and both of those would be absolutely terrible when mixed with Gavin's bullying and insecurity, and also their canon relationship being as it is I just hate everything about this pairing.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

It's barely even headcanon since it's basically canon anyway but Gavin constantly gets himself into situations he has no idea how to get out of. I imagine he liked to pick a lot of fights, some relatively minor and some serious, when he was younger and then instantly was in over his head in all of them.

6: favorite line from this character

I'm too lazy to go willingly seek out Gavin content but the line in the Eden Club where he's talking derisively about the guy who Echo killed always stands out to me. Gavin hates androids but he also has an utter disdain for the sorts of people who frequent Eden Club and I think that's an interesting little character bit.

7: one way in which I relate to this character

We are both small and angry, though Gavin's still a hundred miles taller than me, so in a way I'm really winning the small and angry contest here. Also the extreme urge to make bitchy comments every five seconds is very much relatable, though Gavin hasn't yet learned the art of NOT making those comments every time you think about them.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

He's trying SO HARD to be tough and impressive and he's just like, the lamest dude and on one hand that's very funny but on the other I'm so embarrassed for him. Him showing off for Tina in Waiting for Hank by bullying Connor while Tina is just like, completely stone faced is one of the funniest background things to me.

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

Not even a problematic fave since I hardly ever think about him, but he is problematic. So problematic. But I do love that even his biggest fans know he's a complete disaster and I don't believe anyone anywhere would ever call him a cinnamon roll.