#Theo and Jason

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Who: @jaceeverett and Theo

Where: Jason's Camper

When: January 2025

There were four people in mind that Theo wanted to share and spread the news with. His best friend, his sisters, and his brother, all of whom meant a great deal to Theo. So he wanted to tell them one by one, in person and he found himself at Jason's to let him know. "Hey," He said with a wide grin, "I come with lunch," he said and held up a bag of sandwiches. It was reminiscent of the time when Theo came to see Jason's camper for the first time, as the caught up then too.

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@jaceeverett

[inlovewhithafairytale]

y/n needs to get married more...Reader should be married more! why would i date a guy for years and not marry him? give me some stability, give me married smut, give me married people fluff. gimme honeymoon nights first time sex, i dont care. give me true love, commited love, put a ring on it!

[airosuiren]

Batfamily x Neglected Reader x Theodore Nott

A/N: Sooo I’ve been obsessing over neglected Bat family fics lately and the idea of mixing it with Hogwarts just wouldn’t leave my head!!! I tried to make this both angsty and satisfying - hope you enjoyyy!!!

Part 2

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You were born as [Y/N] Wayne, the biological daughter of Bruce Wayne and twin sister to Lila Wayne. You were both a year older than Tim Drake, making you part of the prestigious Wayne family… at least on paper.

From the moment you could remember, it was always Lila who got the attention. Lila who Bruce picked up and swung around. Lila who Alfred made special cookies for. Lila who Dick would take to the park. Lila who Jason would protect fiercely.

You? You were just… there.

“Dad, look what I drew!” you said excitedly, holding up your artwork at age 8.

Bruce barely glanced your way, “That’s nice, sweetie. Lila, come show me your dance routine again!”

You lowered your drawing, watching as your twin sister twirled and received thunderous applause from the entire family. Your papers crumpled in your tiny fist as you quietly slipped away… again.

When the letter arrived on your 11th birthday, everything changed.

An OWL. An actual OWL swooped into the Wayne Manor library where you were hiding, reading alone as usual. The letter it carried was addressed specifically to you:

Miss [Y/N] Wayne The Smallest Bedroom Wayne Manor Gotham City

“What the hell…” you whispered, breaking the wax seal with trembling fingers.

HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY

You read it once. Twice. Three times. A witch? YOU?

When you told your family at dinner (which you were only at because Alfred insisted), their reactions were… predictable.

“Magic isn’t real, [Y/N]. Stop making things up for attention,” Bruce said dismissively.

“Yeah, [Y/N], that’s stupid,” Lila giggled, and everyone laughed along with her.

Only Alfred raised an eyebrow, “Perhaps we should investigate this claim, Master Bruce.”

But it didn’t matter if they believed you. Because Professor McGonagall arrived the next day, turned their coffee table into a pig, and suddenly no one was laughing anymore.

Lila wasn’t magical. The test McGonagall performed confirmed it. The look of PURE JEALOUSY on your twin’s face was the first genuine emotion she’d ever directed at you.

“I’ll take you shopping for your school supplies tomorrow, Miss Wayne,” McGonagall said kindly.

As you packed your trunk to leave for Hogwarts, you realized no one had come to say goodbye except Alfred.

“They’re busy with Lila’s recital,” he explained apologetically.

You smiled sadly, “I know, Alfred. They always are.”

The moment the Sorting Hat touched your head at Hogwarts, it spoke gently: “Ah, a Wayne with a heart too big for the family that failed to see it. Better be… HUFFLEPUFF!”

The table of black and yellow erupted in cheers, and for the first time in your life, people were actually happy to have you join them.

The years at Hogwarts changed you. Professor Snape discovered your talent for potions and took you under his wing. “You remind me of someone I knew once,” he said quietly one day. “Someone who deserved better than she got.”

Professor McGonagall became the mother figure you never had, teaching you not just transfiguration but strength. “Stand tall, Miss Wayne. Your magic comes from within, as does your worth.”

You made friends… real friends. Blaise Zabini with his dry humor. Draco Malfoy who, despite his arrogance, always saved you a seat in the Great Hall. Pansy and Astoria who braided your hair and taught you beauty charms. Even the mysterious Riddle brothers, Mattheo and Tom, treated you like their little sister, hexing anyone who dared upset you.

Your letters home grew shorter and fewer.

Dear Family, Hogwarts is fine. Classes are good. - [Y/N]

Their replies, when they came at all, were equally brief.

Glad you’re well. Lila made the honor roll again. - Bruce

By fifth year, you had stopped caring. Your family was HERE, among the magical folk who saw your value.

And then there was Theodore Nott.

Tall, intelligent, quiet Theodore with eyes that followed you in the library. Theodore who asked you to the Yule Ball with a rare, nervous smile. Theodore who kissed you beneath the enchanted ceiling as fake snow fell around you both.

“You’re extraordinary, [Y/N],” he whispered against your lips. “They’re fools not to see it.”

You fell HARD for Theo. His family’s estate in Italy became your favorite topic of conversation.

“We could go there,” he said one evening in your sixth year, his fingers intertwined with yours. “After graduation. Start fresh where no one knows the Waynes or the Notts. Just be ourselves.”

The idea took root and grew.

By your final Christmas break at age 18, you had barely spoken to your birth family in years. You only returned to the manor to collect the last of your belongings before graduation in six months.

“You’re… leaving?” Bruce asked, looking genuinely confused when you announced your plan to move to Italy with Theodore after graduation.

“Yes,” you said simply. “I’ve been gone for seven years, Dad. You just didn’t notice.”

The entire family stood frozen in the foyer. Dick looked stricken. Jason was frowning deeply. Tim seemed bewildered. Damian scowled. Even Alfred appeared pained.

“But… but you can’t just leave,” Lila sputtered. “You’re a Wayne.”

You laughed, the sound hollow. “I stopped being a Wayne the day I became a witch. You made sure of that.”

The doorbell rang, cutting through the tension.

When Alfred opened it, there stood Theodore Nott in an impeccably tailored wizarding suit that somehow still looked Muggle enough to pass in Gotham. His dark hair was styled perfectly, his handsome face serious as he took in the assembled Wayne family.

“Ready to go, darling?” he asked, his eyes softening only when they landed on you.

Lila’s jaw DROPPED. You couldn’t blame her. Theodore was gorgeous, wealthy in both wizarding and Muggle terms, and completely devoted to you.

“That’s… that’s your boyfriend?” she stammered.

“Fiancé, actually,” Theodore corrected smoothly, showing the engagement ring on your finger that none of them had even noticed. “We’re viewing properties in Italy next week.”

You picked up your enchanted bag that held all your remaining possessions. “Goodbye,” you said simply.

As Theodore led you to the waiting magical car, you heard Lila’s shrill voice: “Dad! Why does SHE get to go to Italy with a hot rich guy? IT’S NOT FAIR!”

Some things never changed.

But as Theodore squeezed your hand and whispered, “Home is wherever we make it, [Y/N],” you realized some things DID change.

You had found where you belonged. And it wasn’t with the Bat Family after all.

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A/N: This was sooooo satisfying to write!!! I might do a part 2 if people want one where the Bat family tries to get reader back but she’s living her BEST LIFE in Italy with Theo and her magical family comes to visit and puts the Waynes in their place!!! Let me know what you think!!! Enjoyyy!!!

[crueca1ne]

i love sweaty hot old men

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@jaceeverett

The Umbrella Academy 3.02 | World’s Biggest Ball of Twine

[dxeam-c4nteen]

men who are "trailer park hot" (according to a tiktok i saw)

- fred durst

- paul wall

- johnny knoxville (heavy on him)

- bam margera

- steve-o

- rob zombie

- norman reedus

- stone cold steve austin

- jason lee

- billy bob thornton

- kyle gallner

- eminem

(some men in my opinion)

- theo von

- riff raff

- violent j and shaggy 2 dope

- jay and silent bob

- owen wilson

[salembehindbars]

When I say I like older men and dilfs, I mean, I am only into older men who aren’t into younger girls. I need an older man who doesn’t want me because the second he does, it will disgust me that he is an older man who is into younger women

(I dont know if that makes sense but that is how I feel)

[pukopukopowpow]

when I'm reading a fanfic and the characters decide to act canon compliant:

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Who: @jaceeverett and Theo

Where: Ren Faire

When: July 2024

Gearing up for the Ren Faire, Theo got all dressed up as a blacksmith complete with a leather apron even. Leaving the kids with a babysitter, Theo went off to the Ren Faire flying solo. Things had been weighing on his mind for a while and needed to tell someone. He figured Jason was probably his best bet, him being Theo's closest friend right now. He had been mulling over the seoeration and divorce and needed to tell someone other than Rafael and Tamara and his kids and ex. Eyeing Jason at a table, he brought over two jugs of ale in hopes of maybe softening the news he was about to tell him. "Hey," he said sitting down and offering a hug to Jason.

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[totallynotashieldagent]

💕valentine's day 2025 drabble masterlist💕

All Links

Isaac Lahey - "What are we?" "Friends…" "Then why are you looking at me like that?"

Hal Jordan - "I swore I’d never fall in love, but you made me ruin that promise."

Isaac Lahey - "Be mine? I mean, you are. But I like it when you say it.

Adult!Damian Wayne - "We really shouldn't be doing this-" "Mhmm we really shouldn't-"

Peter Parker (Andrew) - "Every timeline- We're meant to be in every verse of existence. I promise you."

Isaac Lahey - "I swore I’d never fall in love, but you made me ruin that promise."

Vincent de Gramont - "Don't get blood on your suit, we have reservations at seven."

Isaac Lahey - "I'm not blushing because of you! It's- It's- It's the vodka!"

Isaac Lahey - "You kissed me." "Yeah, is that okay?" "Can't say for sure. Do it again."

Theo Raeken - "What are we?" "Friends…" "Then why are you looking at me like that?"

Jason Todd - "Why are you kneeling?" "Can you focus?! I'm trying to ask you something!"

Isaac Lahey - "I didn’t get you flowers because they’d just wither. I’d rather give you something that lasts-"

Theo Raeken - "Are you seriously that blind?!"

Bruce Wayne - "They say food is the way to someone’s heart, so I made you dinner. Just don’t ask me if it’s edible."

Jason Todd - "Sorry- I'm out of practice." "Yeah, I could tell."

Kento Nanami - "I got us matching pyjamas. No, you don't have a choice."

Barry Allen - "So I've got the perfect plan for today." "Really? What is it?"

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"No sir," he grinned bringing up a hand to his chin, scratching it a bit. Of course he hadn't planned on getting hurt, most definitely did not plan on the floor buckling underneath him. But it happened and he was okay, a little worse for wear, but he'd be okay. He was more banged up than anything but he'd be okay, and able to go home soon. "Definitely, and I'm glad they are, especially mine," he nodded, knowing everyone around him would take care of him, not that he'd let them without being stubborn though. "I get it, I get it," he put up a hand in surrender as he smiled.

"No, I'm sure that you didn't," he le out his own soft laugh, shaking his head. He couldn't imagine that Theo had wanted to get hurt at all, let alone at work, when he had been trying to save lives and put out fires. But he was alright -- or would be alright, and that was what mattered the most, that he had gotten through it and would be able to leave the hospital in one piece, when the time was right. "I'm definitely sure of that. One thing family is good at: holding you accountable when you need to be behaving yourself." Tamara, the kids, Jace, Cordelia and Tessa, his friends, his fellow firefighters, he was sure there was no shortage of people who would be making sure he took care of himself. "Do you want me to keep going?" he asked with a laugh.

[inlovewhithafairytale]

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