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shitpostroundhouse · 1 month

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Oh really? What have either of you done for us lately? "I'm batman?" Man, you ain't even bat guano. Okay, it's been less than ten years since a good effort from QT. But, c'mon man. Lay off the old man. He's harmless, truly.

#man fuck you #you too #the letter U and the numeral 2 #spam #hashtag relatable #The key is #are you talking about a sex addict? Because #eventually a sex addict will make sex not very good anymore.#They'll pressure you when you're done- sleeping because you gotta go to work- because they kept you up all night already with that shit.#They'll cheat on you- make sex feel cheap- make you feel used. They'll borrow money they can't pay back.#They'll borrow money they can't pay back. But they'll f&ck you so you don't kick them out. They'll try to get (you?) pregnant to trap you.#i feel like Jason Alexander is a sex addict

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kentucky-fried-thea · 2 years

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that one swell in the key is andbfkfndnfkfjfbfkfj

#the key is #alice by heart

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puppyeared · 23 days

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filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

#THIS TOOK ME FOREVER RAAHHHH #i had help from my mom with stuff like the parts of the traje de mestiza which is the outfit shes wearing #this trend looks so much fun and i wanted to join in.. im first gen canadian though so ive never been to the philippines and only #know thru stories of my parents growing up. im proud of my heritage but there are some things i didnt grow up with that #make me feel disconnected from my culture. so it was nice to talk to my mom abt it and ask for her help with this :3 #the pleated tapis is meant to resemble her skirt.. i had no way of adding her stockings but i noticed the piano key design #so i used that for the saya. the bandana is meant to resemble her hairties and shes wearing bakya wooden slippers with embroidery #i kinda wanted to add the panuelo to resemble her tie as a finishing touch but i forgor ;w; just imagine it i guess #my mom really likes this. shes a little confused abt the blue hair and i had to explain her hair is like that but she thinks shes pretty #originally i wanted her holding the woven pamaypay and fanning herself because ITS HOT ITS 25 FUCKING DEGREES TODAY #but i couldnt get the pose right so i settled for this. i wanna draw her and brazilian miku high fiving ill do that tmrw #my art #myart #hatsune miku #miku worldwide #philippines #vocaloid #miku

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podcastwizard · 1 year

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the hot new trend is "guard posting"

#love falling asleep outside a dungeon cell next to a big ring of keys #best feeling

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werewolf-transgenderism · 3 months

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just saw multiple people asking in the comments of a post if they can use and wear a carabiner for their keys if they're bi or otherwise not a lesbian and I simply have to ask if people know that carabiners are used for many purposes beyond signaling lesbianism. like girl they were invented in the early modern period for their functional use as a clasp it's not like they're some closed lesbian practice......

#have you ever looked at the car keys of like any midwestern rural dad perchance #like what are these people TALKING about....

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carnival-phantasm · 11 months

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In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter

#LockPickingLawyer #text #wondering if he picked the lock or if he just stole the key too lmao #based.

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rochenn · 8 months

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I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman's lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other's meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You're crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh

#basically whatever fentanyl hiromu arakawa put in roy mustang and riza hawkeye's relationship #also low key what i wish obi-wan and satine could have been like

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hanavbara · 3 months

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retro haikyuu!! 🧡🏐✨

#haikyuu #hinata shouyou #kageyama tobio #hq fanart #kenma #kuroo tetsurou #oikawa tooru #tsukishima kei #artists on tumblr #fanart #my art #kagehina #kuroken #iwaoi #tsukiyama #karasuno

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ralfmaximus · 6 months

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There is some pretty shocking footage out there of the Baltimore bridge collapse early this morning. I've already seen some incredibly wrong, incredibly insensitive Hot Takes about how shitty the bridge was to have fallen after being bonked by a boat, etc

Please don't be that person.

The facts will come out. Speculation is silly. In addition to loss of life, the Francis Scott Key bridge was a major arterial in that region's highway system. Its loss will be felt for years, and not just to daily commuters.

Baltimore harbor is closed. No shipping at all. This will impact supply chains in ways we cannot even assess yet.

It's pretty fucked up.

#baltimore #bridge #francis scott key #disaster

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snippit-crickit · 10 months

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Concept sketches of a girl's werewolf night where every 30days they go out and rave to she wolf or some folk songs and eat chickens and talk werewolf stuff

#art #werewolf #furry #furry art #conceptart #sketches #color keys #my art

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sallyjacksonsson · 8 months

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The fact that when they say “we know who stole the bolt!” Luke’s reply isn’t “who?” but “how do you know?”

#percy jackson #pjo show #percy jackon and the olympians #percy series #pjo series #key’s #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #pjo tv show #1x06 #pjo ep 6 #pjo episode 6 #luke castellan #annabeth chase #pjo spoilers #pjo show spoilers

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kyra45 · 4 months

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Names of scam accounts

A post compiling assorted names from scammers running medical,vet bills,and insulin scams, and more. All names listed here have been recorded from confirmed scam accounts, often hidden in multicolored text. These names are likely stolen off real people who are now being impersonated. Please make sure you haven’t sent money to these names from accounts that are relatively new. These may also appear in other scams.

This update is a WIP so it will regularly update.

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Names used in scams pretending to be in Palestine:

#scam #Keys named scammers

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buriedteen · 7 months

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transparent version of this post

#transparent #by post #keys #keychain #individual

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mynnthia · 4 months

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was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #kabru #kabru already added laios as a discord friend. everyone else in the server can see laios excitedly asking kabru to go with him #what would You even Do in this situation. how would YOU feel?#basically: kabru isnt a laios-hater! hes just in shock bc Thats His Trauma. the key part is kabru still says yes #bc he wants to get to know laios. to understand why laios would be so fascinated by something horrific to him #and ALSO bc even while in shock kabru can still tell laios has unique expertise + knowledge that Could be used for Good #even if kabru doesnt fully trust laios yet (bc kabru just started talking to the guy 2 hours ago. they barely know each other)#kabru also understands that getting to know ppl (esp laios) means having to get to know their passions. even if it triggers his trauma here #but thats too much to fit in this metaphor/analogy. this is NOT an AU! its not supposed to cover everything abt kabru or laios' character!#its a self-contained metaphor written Specifically to be more easily relatable+thus easy to understand for general ppl online #(ie. assumed discord users. hence why i said (a non-specific) 'discord server' and not something specific like 'car repair subreddit')#its for ppl who mightve not fully grasped kabru's character+intentions and think hes being mean/'chaotic'/murderous.#to place ppl in kabru's shoes in an emotionally similar situation thats more possible/grounded in irl experiences and contexts.#and also for the movie punchline #mynn.txt #dm text #crossposting my tweets onto here since my friends suggested so

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mindie-arts · 3 months

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Training camp squad💥

#they’re so silly #i miss them dearly #screencap redraw #I loved the training camp arc sm #and I love this squad sm 😭😭#i went back and rewatched haikyuu cus of the movie #haikyuu fanart #haikyuu #haikyuu!!#kuroo tetsurou #bokuto koutarou #akaashi keiji #tsukishima kei

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dapper-lil-arts · 4 months

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What if Celestia had Whatsapp 🤣🤣🤣

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