#The girl faliures

[slightlyepixxx]

ultrakill doodles in english

My friend drew tundra n agony, I drew the swordsmachine, ‘V2’ and the strange among us (which is secretly V1) oh and he drew the gun

I drew this one 😎 me n my friend came up with the idea that the snakes Minos has are like the angel and devil on his shoulder.

N I drew this

[almost-an-arsonist]

Currently remembering the time that I watched a full one hour documentary on the dangers of lead for the sole purpose of starting an online argument on Stanley cups.

[milktian]

ough playing reverse 1999 and the en voice for regulus is the same as kira from pl vs aa im living my best life rn

[thoth-the-scribe]

Noobs

I, a cis man, make a bettter wife then y'all

guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.

THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929

[critterwithtoast]

how do i be smart

[hauntingblue]

Wtf is sabo flying with those birds

[vaggietheangel]

She stands like the cat what a girl faliure I love her.

[rozeliyawashereyall]

Impossible. What tragic news is this!?

I regret to inform the public thar Ashley having a character arc means that he won't be a neurotic loser forever and will grow into a confident, mentally stable person. He's already halfway there. I'm so sorry about this news.

[insertthenewblhere]

Rab OCs but conventional lol

I still love my Rabbid Daisy and Rabbid Pauline 🤡

my design philosophy for the fused rabbids is they should never have the same personality as their og (not as fun) and should be more of an interpretation of their costume. that's all to say I overthink the hell outa these lol...

old af unfinished doodles aside, I liked them so much I even thought of game mechanics... I NEVER think of game mechanics...

cuz she's covered in flowers she's a gentle giant who frolics in fields :3 I feel like the fused rabbids are also sorta an homage to common parodies of the characters so her being big and strong is also referance to how Daisy is often interpreted. (also her and R Luigi's personalities would be cute together and that's a neat coinkidink)

(the animation is very unfinished ok) Rabbid Pauline is the funny one..

obviously based on Carmen Sandiego, but she's girl faliure lol. as for ingame, I don't really imagine her playable, probably more of an information source with funny cutscenes.

gangs all together horay

[domesticatedmeatpig]

if i had a dog girl gf i would feed her grapes hidden in a meal and id smirk as i watch her eat it because i know shes lying about her grape allergy just to annoy me, and now ive proved it for sure. and her dying of kidney faliure later would be unrelated

[lipi-stick]

IDK

ok so

ive seen people do this and it works for them, so i thought why not?

hi im a girl with a name you've probably never heard in your life, i might have adhd i dont know, and i cant seem to concentrate on studying for the life of it so this is my last resort.

i'm currently in the 10th grade (india) and if you're an indian you know that 10th is hell. we have our board examinations that determine which stream we are going to take.

as you know (and if you dont) in india we have 5 streams after 10th grade- PCM (physics, chemistry, maths), PCB (physics, chemistry, biology), Commerce, Humanities, and PCMB (Physics, chemistry, maths and science). people usually prefer pcm and pcb since it'll get their child into medical and engineering colleges. in india we're really big on engineering and medical. its as if we cant stop producing engineers who have no will to live and doctors who cannot seem to die however much they try. Commerce is for the buisness people, and Humanities is for the 'faliures'. lemme tell you something. right now, this world is overflowing with science stream students who cant find jobs. but do you know who can? humanities and commerce students. but the people here just dont seem to understand that. if you didn't notice by now, im planning to take humanities in the 11th grade. what im going to do next? i dont know. but i sure as hell know im not wasting my time studying subjects im not good at. at least with humanities i can get good grades and get into a good college.

anyways onto the board examinations. boards start on 15th feb, and right now im giving my pre-boards, theyre kind of like practice for boards but a 100 times harder than actual boards.

i have my english preboards tommorrow, and guess what? ive studied only for 5 hours, giving a 3 hour practice paper and the next two hours revising. i'm good at english, so i'll score. but i need to stop this habit of procrastination. that's why im building a blog.

even though nobody reads this, i dont care. i'm gonna mark my progress here, preferably each and every day.

and if someone does read it, please help my hold myself accountable.

i have 35 days left till my first final examination. the countdown starts now

[hahaoatmeal]

Gwen and Alice should kiss on the mouth and also HELEN MY GIRL and also rip to this universe's jmart. Im assuming jon died to heart faliure cuz smoking

[serial-designation-jey]

I am truly Schrödinger’s girl, both girlboss and girl faliure

[heartbluerthanmyballss]

girl faliure

[homosexualbehaviors]

Thoughts about Miller's Girl of Jenna Ortega?

Hello! Thank you for your question, anon! I would like to apologize for such a late response, I have not been feeling the greatest and have been quite busy. I hope my answer to your question is adequate!

In my opinion, it was a mediocre movie. It feels as though it was written as some mans fantasy and it was fairly poorly executed. The movie likely would have been a faliure, if it were not for Jenna. Her acting very much so improved the flim. (Though I may be bais, haha)

I was also intruiged by the story beign played out and coming to life, but again, I just do not think it had structure the structure it needed.

In addition, I feel as though they tried to make Cairo a complex charater but did not give her the room to show the complexity to a great enough extend.

Also, I've seen alot of people questioning why Cairo did what she did. Trying to ruin Mr. Millier's life -or at least his job and reputation. And I am questioing if we watched the same movie. It was clear, at the beginning she just needed content for her "Greatest Achievement". The idea of playing with Mr.Miller was not one of her own. Winnie put the thought into her head. And while that does not excuse the extent of her actions, as she said she overestimated him. She is still adolescent. Her brain is not fully developed and she acted rashly because she did not like being treated as a child and underminded (Though I do suspect she may have a mental disorder as well, but that is a personal opinion). As well as the fact Mr. Miller played with her as well. He acted interested, even kissed her, and the proceeded to insult her after she reminded him he did indeed blur the lines of what was appropriate.

I also happen too be a teeny bit salty Winnie and Cairo did not end up together but that is just cause I always root for the sapphics.

Again, thank you for your question, anon! I enjoyed answering! Please fear not to ask more, folks🖤

[enter-the-performapals]

@arcvmonth Day 18 D/D/D- Different Dimension Day!

Even though its a little late (because I wanted to color these lol) I wanted to talk about my Mermaid AU- concepted while I drew my big piece for Mermay this year! I was originally going to turn it into a series basing them on the En cards, but I didnt have time (maybe next year?)

This is a high fantasy AU, of course, and each of the stories happen around the same time-which Ill get into later. All of the Bracelet Girls, Dragon Boys and Zarc + Ray are in their 20's here, with romantic interactions between the expected couples (Fruit, Apple, FallenAngel, Predator, Genesis). All of the stories are unrelated but take place around the same time, with the the exception of the Genesis which takes several decades before.

Just slapping the word 'Mermaid' on a character and not basing them on a sea creature has never been an option for my autism brain, so I based the girls off of sea creatures I thought suited them!

Yuzu is based on a Betta fish- the only freshwater mermaid out of the five- mainly because I think theyre gorgeous with their lovely flowing tails, but also because theyre highly territorial, which I will get into later.

Rin-Rin is based off of one of my favorite sea creatures, the Lionfish. Bright and beautiful, but venomous and a ruthless predator. She's also Siren.

Ruri is based on a Parrotfish. Beautiful, iridescent scales and placid nature who live in coral reefs. Also, bird pun becuase I couldnt resist.

Serena is a Human-Mer hybrid whose based off an Angler fish. Scary creatures who use beautiful light not to illuminate their surroundings, but to draw in prey. She requires more oxygen than a normal mermaid, so like a mudfish, she can chill out near the surface of the sea and take in oxygen when she needs to.

Ray is based off of a Sea Angel, which is apparently a sea slug. It's pretty and I dont know much about it, which is the exact same thing I can say about my girl Ray.

Under the cut ill get into my thoughts for each of the AUs! Including a minific which kind of adds a little context to my piece from Mermay!

Ill go over all my ideas for the different storylines - marked by their ship- and at the end is minific! Sorry for any punctuation/spelling mistakes!

Genesisshipping:

Zarc is an apprentice boatsman on his first voyage on a big ship. After smashing into rocky bluffs, the boat he's on capsizes and falls into the ocean. Almost drowning, he is rescued at the brink of death by Ray, who takes him to an uninhabited island to bring him back to life. Over a year or so, the two fall in love and while Zarc does want to escape the island he beleives its futile and doesnt even try. Eventually a ship does come to rescue him, and he promises Ray that he'll make it back to the island one day to be with her.

After hes back on land, people ask him what happened, howd he survive, ect; he eventually lets slip that a mermaid saved him. This makes it around, and eventually wealthy prospectors hear. Entranced by money and power wished to him, he leads hunters to the island to capture Ray.

Thinking that hes back to start a life with her, Ray's shocked when other people come from the boat and try to capture her. Realising Zarc had sold her out, she escapes to the sea, never to be seen again. Realising the error of his ways, Zarc decides to stay on the island after the disgruntled hunters leave in an attempt to attone for his greed and to hopefully see Ray one more time.

Appleshipping:

Hugo had always heard tales about sirens in books and wanted to if they were real or not. After attempt of humours faliures to become part of an actual reputable ship crew, he falls in with some pirates who decide to take him out to the seas. On his maiden voyage, he is so nervous that he cant fall asleep on his first night. Thats when he hears it. A siren's song in the distance.

The rest of the crew asleep, he steals a rowboat to find the source of the singing. He finds it- the most beautiful girl hed ever seen, singing the most beautiful song hed ever heard. He falls head over heels for her at first sight.

While Rin just wanted a meal, she now has to put up with idiot pirate trying to woo her. She is severly displeased about it, and makes it known. Then she realises- this dude is a grade A idiot with the luck of god on his side and now has to live with a human taking up her favorite rock. Ridiculousness insues

FallenAngelShipping:

Ute grew up in a port town that had a great relationship with the fellow merfolk. He and Ruri grew up together, and eventually became a couple. One day, the village was raided by hunters, who both killed and captured the humans and merfolk, burning the town to the ground.

While hed somehow escaped from the raiders, he knows he has to break in to the enemy camp as they transport prisoners and set everyone free.

After weeks of planning and watching them from afar, he finds the perfect moment and storms the encampment, setting everyone free, including his best friend Shun and his lovely Ruri.

While they are displaced, remaining survivors help rebuild the city, and they try to rebuild their lives. Now with round the clock border security :)

Predatorshipping:

Joeri is a wealthy buisness man who found success selling various snake oils in his teens. Feeling bored of scamming people out of their cash, he goes to a beah town in an effort to refresh, regroup his thoughts, and figure out his next buisness move.

While walking a beach in the dead of night, he notices a glow coming from a little cave in the distance. Sneaking a peek, he notices Serena stting, resting, and his mind races. Mermaids are uncommon, but not unheard of but most people havent seen one, so what if he could show her off?

Practically smelling the money from the buisness opportunity, he approaches her. She startles, and draws a weapon on him. That night he tries to talk her down and using all of his sales knowledge and charisma, tries to get her to warm up to him.

While it ends up in faliure, the next night she is in the cave again. And he makes up his mind to convince her to join him, whether that be by convincing her with his words, or bribing her with anything he can get his hands on. He has a goal and wont stop until it's realised.

Fruitshipping:

Feeling wanderlust in his early teens, Yuya decides to dedicate his life to becoming an adventurer to see all the beautiful sights hes read about in his beloved father's old travel diaries. After about a decade of seeing what the continent has to offer, he takes a wrong turn (not the first time) and accidentally stumbles into a serene clearing blanketed in cherry tree blossoms nestled in between foothills. In awe, he explores the adorable little field, picking wild dasies as he goes, and spots a lake fed by mountains. As he investigates, he is jumpscared by a mermaid who warns him to leave immediately or face the consequences.

After a breif moment of shock, he starts to laugh. Yuzu is flabbergasted, as most humans would have fled at that point. He tells her that meeting a mermaid was always on his bucket list and that hes pleased to make her acquaintance, which leaves her even more shocked.

While she is standoffish at first, Yuya sets up camp near the water's edge to really drink in the scenery, subbornly telling an annoyed Yuzu that it was the best vantage point in the clearing.

While he'd oly planned to stay for a couple of days, as he talked to Yuzu- her sharing enchanting stories about the depths of the lake and the merfolk who lived there and in turn, her avidly listening to Yuya's travel stories- he decided to stay through the end of spring... and then summer... until eventually autumn's chill prompts him to eventually- begrudgingly- forces him to start packing up his temporary home.

Over the months the two talked and talked and became best friends. Through the wilting daisy chains they made, to the silly splash fights they shared on hot days, to almost sombre monitoring of deciduous leaves starting to fall as the lake theyd made memories in starts to slowly develop its winter shell, baring the aquatic from the terrestrial.

As they say their goodbyes, Yuya noticing Yuzu shivering slightly as she sits above the water, he promises her to come back in the spring with even more travel stories, handing her one of his earrings in a jesture of his vow. And she is overjoyed.

As they part ways, he catches her tightly gripping the blue crystal of his earring before she slips below the water, and he wishes that winter would just leave and never come back.

Over the winter, Yuya can't stop thinking of his time in the clearing. The curiosity that Yuzu would have for the camp meals he'd cook. The sparkle in her eye as he'd describe one of his adventures. Her concern over even the most miniscule of old wounds hed accrued over the years. Her witty remarks that never failed to get a laugh out of him. That no matter where he went, he'd always wonder what Yuzu would think if she'd been there with him.

As the weather started to turn from hail and snow to bright skies and sunshowers, he practically made a mad dash to the little clearing tucked away on the forgotten road near the foothills, hoping that the ice had melted in the area- if not for the whole pond, at least around the crude dock he'd put together to sit with Yuzu on, so close to where he'd set up camp.

As he approaced the sea of sakura, the blooming daisies, the grass rejuvenated after it winter hibernation, he noticed a figure waiting where she always was early in the mornings before he awoke, brushing her beautiful magenta tinged hair, facing toward the mountains in the distance.

He grinned and picked the prettiest of the wild daisies he could see on the bushes around him.

He was back home and couldn't be happier.