#The Koopalings

[broodals-plannin-and-thievin]

Another page of Koopalings doodles

(It makes me so happy knowing you all immediately loved them!)

[good-advice-ganondorf]

Subspace emissary or something idk

[palskippah]

Hi! Some human koopalings c:

[mooneyedmoth]

Still figuring these nerds out

[dorkynerd23]

Reblog If You Love & Adore The Mario Franchise + Are A Fan! 🍄❤️

[iggy-spades]

I found the cause of autism

[sketchedboba]

He just doesn't understand, Bowser....😔

Testing out the limits of these designs.

Wendy and Iggy roughhousing a bit. She messes with him sometimes, but deep down he enjoys the much needed practice.

Wendy isn't afraid to get a little dirt on her.

It's Luigi's first time seeing how rough the Koopalings are when they're play-fighting. Once he realizes they're not gonna hurt one another too badly he doesn't scold them as much.

Bowser being a proud papa ft. confused/concerned Luigi

[borb-cheddorb]

Decided to give Ludwig’s pose some action and a final slight redesign to him.

[hyperfixatingongaylegos]

I am very sick so I’m gonna be pumping out a lot of fanart while I rot

[mxadelie]

Ok real talk here. Setting aside the obvious issues with pricing and all that crap, am I the only one here who ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HATES the roster for Mario Kart World?

Like, glad they decided to bring Pauline back, and I might be biased towards the penguin for obvious reasons. But seriously. Kamek, the Koopalings, and Funky Kong all cut. FOR A COW. A GOD DAMN COW.

It just don't sit right with me.

[aron-q]

Uhh, started this redesign a WHILE ago and never really posted it since it isn't TOTALLY done, but here's a semi-up-to-date ref for my version of Lemmy! (My actual Koopaling Ask Blog will be up in a bit, I'm working on it rn)

And with everything labeled in case you can't tell what it is

(*(Open Pic For Better Viewing)*)

^w^

[marioandsonic]

The Koopalings

[hopeful-rack5]

A Bowser and Eggman Fanfic

Hi everyone I'm Back!!! with a new Fanfic in the works, this idea came from watching the Bowser VS. Eggman death battle.

I'm Gonna do my owe version of the Death Battle and not only that but i'm also gonna do my owe analysis of the combatants and continue the story after the Death Battle!.

I'll also like to say that my version isn't exactly gonna be one to one with the official death battle, it will most certainly take cues and make references to it but I want to do my owe thing with this match up, after all these two video game baddies have lots to their arsenal and I want to utilize them to their fullest!.

Anyway that's all I have for now, but i do have plans to review the death battle and give me thoughts on it but for now bye, stay tuned for more updates!

[broodals-plannin-and-thievin]

The koopalings doodles and design plans for the au

[itsamenickname]

So about a month ago, I finally got around to playing a video game called Ib on the Nintendo Switch (if you have not played it yet, I seriously recommend it because it is a really good game).  Now, while Ib did inspire the final chapter of To Break the Bonds Within Two Kingdoms, I also recently thought of a fun story idea that combines Ib’s game plot with the Mario characters we all know and love (i.e., Luigi, Bowser, and King Boo).

One note before I talk about the story, I do want to mention that the Luigi’s Mansion series does not occur in this timeline. I’ll go over this more later, but I wanted to make this note now to give you guys a little heads up.

Okay, now let’s get the ball rolling! :) (Story’s under cut because you know this is going to be a long one.)

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The story starts off with Mario and Luigi arriving at a brand new art gallery in the Mushroom Kingdom. Not long after they enter the gallery, Peach comes over to greet them and she and Mario have a conversation with Luigi quietly listening. After a few minutes, Mario, Peach, and Luigi would suddenly hear children screaming. The three humans would turn and see Bowser attempting to calm down the Koopalings and Jr. Upon seeing Bowser, Mario would start to get annoyed (because he doesn’t trust Bowser at all), but since Bowser and Peach had sign a peace treaty 2-3 months ago, Peach tries to reassure Mario that Bowser’s not here to cause anyone any trouble. Like them, Bowser and his children just want to enjoy the art gallery. While Mario and Peach are talking, Luigi just…quietly watches Bowser.  Eventually, Mario and Peach move on to another part of the gallery, but Luigi doesn’t notice this. Once Mario and Peach are gone, Bowser looks up with an annoyed expression and sees Luigi staring at him. Luigi, suddenly feeling scared, looks away and runs off to catch up with Mario and Peach.

Instead of finding Mario and Peach though, Luigi eventually finds a particular painting called, “Fabricated Kingdom”. While Luigi’s looking at the painting, the lights would suddenly flicker on and off. Scared by the flickering lights, Luigi starts searching for Mario and Peach. However, there’s one issue.

Everyone in the gallery is gone.

Mario. Peach. Bowser. The Koopalings and Jr. They all just…disappeared.

After searching around the gallery for a bit, Luigi would eventually come back to the “Fabricated Kingdom” painting. However, what’s different about the painting is that the frame is now gone. Confused by the change, Luigi slowly walks up to the painting, but when he gets close enough, the painting suddenly sucks Luigi up, leaving the art gallery completely empty.

So here, I want to point out the significance of roses. In Ib, roses are very important in that they are the player’s health meter. In this story idea, roses would play this same role. Now at first, Luigi doesn’t realize this observation, but when an enemy attacks him and he sees that his blue rose has less petals than before, that’s when Luigi discovers that he and his rose are connected and that he needs to protect his rose at all cost.

So after Luigi progresses through multiple areas and solves multiple puzzles, he eventually finds an unconscious Bowser. Luigi starts searching around and finds an orange rose that has only one petal left. After putting Bowser’s rose in a vase (which restores a rose’s health), Luigi goes back to Bowser. When Bowser wakes up, he looks around the room and asks out loud, “Where the hell am I?” He soon notices Luigi standing in front of him, which would cause Bowser to get annoyed because he’s stuck with “Green Mario”. Without saying a word, Luigi holds out the orange rose to Bowser, which causes Bowser to ask, “What the hell are you giving me this for?” Here, Luigi tells the story of how he found Bowser unconscious and also found the badly damaged orange rose. Luigi would then explain to Bowser how they (Luigi and Bowser) and their respective roses are connected to one another and that they need to protect their roses at all cost. Without saying a word, Bowser begrudgingly accepts the orange rose from Luigi and stares at it for a bit. Now, since he doesn’t initially believe Luigi (since he is his enemy after all), Bowser plucks a petal from his rose. However, immediately after doing this, Bowser lets out an, “Ow!” and drops his rose from the sudden pain he kind of inflected on himself. Realizing that Luigi is telling the truth, Bowser picks up his rose and looks around the room. After considering his options, Bowser tells Luigi that as much as he hates the idea, in order for them to get back to Jr, the Koopalings, Mario, and Peach, they need to work together. While he's nervous about the idea, Luigi does agree to the idea of teaming up with Bowser.

Now here is where this story pretty much aligns with Ib (at least area/puzzles wise). As they travel through the different areas (and solve more puzzles), one thing starts to change: Bowser’s opinion of Luigi. Now for years, Bowser did not like Luigi all that much (since he’s the younger brother of his arch-nemesis). But after getting to know Luigi while finding an exit to this hellish gallery? Bowser doesn’t mind Luigi all that much. Heck, Bowser could even consider Luigi as…a friend.

But then King Boo (in human form) comes into the picture. 

So as I mention earlier on in this post, the Luigi’s Mansion series does not occur in this timeline (like at all). The reason? The LM series already establishes Luigi and King Boo’s bad relationship. In this idea, I want King Boo to have the ability to trick Luigi and Bowser into trusting him (so that he can have a chance leave the art gallery and become a real person).

However, there’s one flaw to King Boo’s plan. 

Bowser.

You see, when Luigi and Bowser first meet King Boo in the Violet Area, Bowser gets…an uneasy feeling. He doesn’t know why, but from the purple gleam in King Boo’s eyes to the black rose King Boo is holding, Bowser just does not trust King Boo.

But somehow, King Boo was able to convince Luigi and Bowser to let him join them in finding an exit to the gallery.

So after traversing through more areas and solving few more puzzles, Bowser would eventually get separated from King Boo and Luigi. While trying to find a way to get back to Luigi and King Boo, Bowser finds a book. However, this book is different from all the other books in the hellish gallery because it includes a picture of a painting that looks exactly like King Boo. As soon as Bowser realizes that King Boo is actually a painting from a gallery, King Boo (while still with Luigi) starts to get shivers down his spine. He doesn’t know how to explain it, but somehow, he knows that Bowser discovered his secret, so King Boo starts to get…desperate. By this, I mean that the only thing King Boo can focus on is finding any way to get out of the gallery with Luigi. It eventually gets to the point where King Boo considers killing Luigi (because he doesn’t want Luigi to find out about his secret), but Bowser is able to save Luigi in time. Once King Boo is knocked unconscious, Bowser explains to Luigi that King Boo is not human (since I see King Boo as a human in this idea) but rather one of the gallery’s paintings. Bowser also tells Luigi that it’s dangerous to stay with King Boo and that they need to find the exit quickly.

So because Ib has 7 different endings, this is where different things start to branch off. However, I will mention the general ideas for the 3 most important endings:

Together, Forever: In Ib, the twist of this ending is that Luigi loses his rose (after King Boo pushes him and Bowser into a Haunted Box) and King Boo (in his ghost form because I’m evil like that) somehow gets ahold of Luigi’s rose. After Bowser demands King Boo to give Luigi’s rose back, King Boo asks if Bowser wants to trade his rose for Luigi’s rose. Before Luigi can respond, Bowser accepts the deal and trades his rose in exchange for Luigi’s rose. This causes King Boo to leave the room and pluck all the rose petals from Bowser’s rose. With Bowser now dead, King Boo can finally escape the gallery and become a real human. The best part? Once Luigi goes back to the real world, (by finding the “Fabricated Kingdom” painting and jumping into it) he won’t remember King Boo, so King Boo (in his human form) can be with Luigi forever.

Memory’s Crannies: In Ib, this ending kind of centers around the fact that Luigi was able to find his rose after King Boo pushed him and Bowser in the Haunted Box. Once Luigi finds his rose and Bowser, they both eventually find a room that holds King Boo’s empty painting. As Luigi and Bowser walk towards the empty painting, King Boo suddenly comes in the room and demands them to leave. Seeing as there’s no other option, Luigi and Bowser rush to King Boo’s painting and Bowser burns it with his fire breath. Since this action kills King Boo, Luigi and Bowser are able to search for the exit without any danger. Eventually, Luigi and Bowser find the “Fabricated Kingdom” painting. However, after they jump into the painting and arrive back to the regular gallery (with Mario, Jr, etc.), Luigi and Bowser forget everything that happened in the cursed gallery (e.g., they don’t remember their friendship/potential romance, King Boo, etc.).

Promise of Reunion: So this is the ending where the Bowuigi stuff would come into play. The events for this ending are similar to the events in Memory’s Crannies. However, the main difference between this ending and Memory’s Crannies is that after King Boo dies, Bowser decides to put one of his spiked collars on Luigi’s wrist. When Luigi asks Bowser why he did this, Bowser tells him (which a smile), “Think of it as a memento.” Eventually, Luigi and Bowser find and jump into the “Fabricated Kingdom” painting. Now at first, Luigi and Bowser don’t remember what happened. However, Luigi eventually notices that he’s wearing one of Bowser’s spiked collars. Confused and scared by this, Luigi finds Bowser in the regular art gallery and tries to give the spiked collar back. Bowser, at first, gets mad at Luigi (for presumably stealing his spiked collar somehow), but he soon stops in his tracks when he starts to remember everything that happened in the cursed gallery. Bowser then looks at Luigi (who also somehow remembered the events of the cursed gallery) with a smile and tells him to keep the spiked collar as a memento. Luigi starts to turn as red as Bowser's hair, which earns a laugh from Bowser. Bowser eventually asks Luigi if he wants to go out for dinner tomorrow, to which Luigi responds with a “Yes.” 

[iggy-spades]

Silly Mario Incorrect Quotes From The Generator (Oops! All Koopalings (and Jr))

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*when a child starts crying in public*

Iggy: *tries to make the child laugh*

Lemmy: *tries to play a game with the child to make them calm down*

Morton: *gives instructions to the parents*

Junior: *cries with the child*

Wendy: *ignores the child*

Ludwig: *is the reason why the child is crying*

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13-year-old Ludwig, when Junior was 4: You say “Please” and “Thank you” in front of Junior all the time, and he never repeats it.

Ludwig: But you call Roy “Ass-faced motherfucker” ONE TIME…

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Larry: But what about Junior?

Ludwig: Don't worry about him.

Ludwig: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating his hotdog like nothing happened.

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Wendy: Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.

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Iggy: *nudges Ludwig at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Ludwig? Wake up, Ludwig! Listen! They're sexless!

Ludwig: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.

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Roy: Today, Junior said a swear word, so Ludwig said that he was going to wash Junior's mouth out with soap. Junior replied, “It’s okay, I like the taste of soap”. Turns out, he's been putting soap on his lips to blow bubbles.

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Lemmy: Help! I’m drowning!

Roy: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!

Lemmy: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

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Iggy: The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet.

Ludwig: Why’d you get banned?

Iggy: Touched the rat.

Ludwig: … What rat?

Iggy: Chunky Cheese.

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Junior, jumping out of Ludwig's closet: BOO!

Ludwig:

Junior:

Ludwig:

Junior: *makes a sad face*

Ludwig: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!

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Larry: I need a long word.

Morton: T-rex but the long one.

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Larry: Wendy, I’m afraid.

Wendy: Just stay close to Iggy.

Larry: That's why I’m afraid.

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Iggy: Yo dumbass, get over here.

Lemmy: Okay-

Morton: *gleefully runs past* I’m coming!

Lemmy, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass...

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Larry: Iggy isn’t answering my messages.

Lemmy: Allow me.

Larry: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-

Iggy: *replying to message* Hello.

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Roy: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.

Ludwig: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue.

Roy: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.

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Iggy: What are your adjectives?

Wendy: …You mean my pronouns?

Iggy: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?

Wendy: …I dunno. What are yours?

Iggy: Noisy and chaotic!

Wendy: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

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Morton: Baby vibes... hold gentle... like hamburger.

Roy: Punt like football.

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Iggy: Two truths and a lie, I’ll start!

Iggy: I’ve killed a man, I will kill again, and it burns when I pee.

Ludwig, visibly nervous: I don’t- I don’t like this game.

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Wendy: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out.

Ludwig: Fucking Lemmy and Iggy were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.

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Roy or Wendy: I will be using so much pink you’ll be seeing green by the end from sensory deprivation.

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Wendy: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?

Larry: No.

Ludwig: No.

Wendy: Didn't think so.

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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Iggy, with Morton and Lemmy behind him: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!

Police: Yes…three.

Iggy: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?

Police: Wha-

Iggy: Junior FUCKING FELL OFF!

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Junior, holding out a cookie for Ludwig: Look! This ones a heart, that’s how I feel about you!

Ludwig: *Ugly crying*

Junior, holding out another cookie for Lemmy: This ones like Michigan, that’s how I feel about you!

Lemmy, throwing his hands in the air: What does that mean?!

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Ludwig: So, Lemmy is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Roy: Why?

Ludwig: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

Lemmy, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

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Roy: Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies?

Iggy: Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials.

Lemmy: It’s like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby.

Larry: Rock also defeats baby.

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Junior: I'm very scary.

Roy: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.

Junior: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.

Roy: And small.

Junior:

Junior: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.

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Ludwig, to the rest of the Koopalings: None of you know what propaganda is, do you?

Roy: I think it’s when a British person takes a good look at something.

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Junior: The saying “it is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission” no longer applies to Roy.

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Wendy: My diamond earring came off in the ocean and it's gone!

Junior: Wendy, there's people that are dying.

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Morton: When I get Doordash I order 20 Cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times.

Wendy: I hope you understand how food poisoning works.

Morton: I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I never met a burger I couldn’t eat.

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Iggy, having recently lost his glasses: KILL THE BUG!!!

Larry: ....That’s a gecko—

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Ludwig: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Roy: All I drank was Redbull!

Ludwig: How many?

Roy: Eighteen.

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Lemmy: honk.

Ludwig: WHAT.

Lemmy: HONK.

Ludwig: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????

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Morton: *coughs blood*

Iggy: Don't die, Morton!

Morton: Don't tell me what to do!

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Lemmy, skipping rocks on a lake with Iggy: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Iggy: Yeah, it is.

Iggy: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.

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Ludwig: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Roy: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.

Ludwig: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

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Ludwig: Junior, please calm down.

Junior: I asked for two large fries!

Junior: *dumps fries onto table*

Junior: But all they did was give me a MILLION FREAKING LITTLE ONES!

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Junior: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.

Wendy, used to Junior being dumb: Sure...

Junior: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Wendy: Okay?

Junior: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.

Wendy:

Junior: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-

Wendy: Jesus, that one is a little-

Morton, interested: No, no, Junior, keep going.

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Roy: Coca Cola is a health potion, Pepsi is a mana potion.

Larry: What’s grape soda?

Roy: It’s fucking purple baby!!!

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Ludwig: What’s your favorite color?

Roy: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.

Ludwig: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

Roy: My favorite color is pink.

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Morton: *makes Junior a cup of tea but accidentally puts salt in it*

Junior: *sips tea*

Morton:

Junior: *finishes tea*

Morton: Didn't it taste bad?

Junior: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.

Morton, tearing up: Oh, okay.

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Roy: I can't believe you've done this.....

Larry: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Roy, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

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Ludwig: This is a bad idea.

Lemmy: Then why are you coming along?

Ludwig: Someone has to get your injured ass home.

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Roy, in a horrible German accent: Bill Nye is on break, I'm Bill Nein.

Lemmy: Can I go to the bathroom?

Roy, in the same horrible German accent: Nein!

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Wendy: *Turns on the kitchen light*

Iggy: *Sitting at the table, eating bread*

Wendy: It’s four in the morning.

Iggy: Turn the light back off.

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Iggy: So Junior, how did your first time cooking dinner go?

Junior: Pretty good if I do say so myself.

Iggy: Ooh! Okay, what are we having?

Junior: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.

Iggy: A whole potato?

Junior: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!

Iggy: These just look like big slabs of black.

Junior: Because that's what they are!

Junior: And then for desert, we have chocolate.

Iggy: These are just chocolate chips?

Junior: They sure are!

Junior: And then for drinks, we have toast!

Junior: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetit!

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Larry: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.

Ludwig: Actually Larry, it’s salt.

Larry: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.

Ludwig: Uh Larry, that would be salt.

Ludwig: *takes salt packer from Larry* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.

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Lemmy: I'm having problems with a guy...

Wendy: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems?

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Ludwig: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.

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Junior: What the frick.

Junior: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship.

Junior: Who the heck watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.

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Lemmy: Iggy just insisted Morton and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by his clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real him and which is the imposter.

Lemmy: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.

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Wendy: I’m not like other girls. I’m way, way worse.

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Iggy, watching a TV show about Luigi: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.

Larry: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.

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Roy: Can I borrow five dollars?

Ludwig: If you’re only borrowing it, does that mean you’ll pay me back?

Roy: Of course.

Roy: Not directly, but with my love and affection.

Ludwig: So that’s a no.

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Junior: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm.

Ludwig: That is not something you actually have installed.

Junior: Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION.

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Wendy: What did you two do?

Iggy:

Lemmy:

Wendy: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

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Ludwig: "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" - Charles Darwin

Larry: What the fuck? Begets isn't a word. Quit trying to make up words, fuckface.

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Wendy: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Larry : Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.

Morton: Waking up in the morning.

Roy: Waking up.

Ludwig: Waking up in the morning...

Ludwig: And seeing Iggy.

Iggy: Hey! Rude!!

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Ludwig: What do you all intend on majoring in?

Morton: Respecting women.

Larry: Minecraft.

Wendy: Criminal justice and psychology.

Iggy: I'm terrified that I’ll lock myself into an interest that I’ll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study I’ve pursued over my life!

Lemmy: Minecraft as well.

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Lemmy: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!

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Junior, to Bowser: Ludwig called me the b-word!

Ludwig: "Motherfucker" doesn't begin with b.

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Junior: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?

Roy: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.

Junior:

Junior: *sobs*

Morton: You fucking scared him, you idiot.

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Ludwig: Have I ever told you that you cook well?

Junior: Awww, no, you haven't!

Ludwig: So why do you keep cooking?

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Roy: We all have our demons.

Iggy, grabbing Lemmy: This one’s mine!

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Wendy: *sighs*

Morton: You bored?

Wendy: Yeah.

Morton: Wanna start drama for no reason?

Wendy: I thought you’d never ask.

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Ludwig: If you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I am not. I am out there, very dangerous, and I am looking for you. Good luck.

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Junior: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why Dad made me get tested.

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Ludwig: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

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Ludwig: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I’m falling asleep already. “Cowards” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.

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Iggy: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

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Iggy: I’d kill someone if you asked me to.

Lemmy: I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to.

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Iggy: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog".

Ludwig: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?

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Ludwig: Lemmy, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car.

*click*

Ludwig: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDRENS' LOCK ON?!

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Roy: *Takes a sip of milk and gags*

Roy: Oh my god, is this expired?

Roy: *Takes another sip of milk*

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Iggy: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.

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Ludwig: Stop thinking whatever you're thinking.

Lemmy: Huh?

Ludwig: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid just to piss me off. So cut it out-

Lemmy: I love you.

Ludwig:

Lemmy:

Lemmy: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup.

Ludwig: I KNEW IT!!

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Iggy, near tears: Please, Junior, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!

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*Lemmy shoots a gun in the lounge room while Ludwig is chilling*

Ludwig: This is why Dad doesn’t FUCKING love you!

*Lemmy runs off while snickering*

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Roy: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Dad’*

Ludwig: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

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Roy: Ludwig? I mixed redbull with coffee and now I can see sounds, should I worry?

Ludwig: Roy, I swear to god—

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Wendy: I'm gonna nickname my child "Lil Bitch".

Junior: I see you're passing on your name.

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Ludwig: You’re giving me a sticker?

Iggy: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”

Ludwig: I’m not a preschooler.

Iggy: Fine, I’ll take it back-

Ludwig: I earned this, back off!

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Ludwig, texting: Answer your phone

Larry, texting back: Wait a minute, I can’t find my phone

Ludwig: Understood

Ludwig, 5 minutes later: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, Larry.

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*The Koopalings are playing Chess*

Ludwig: *easily beats everyone because he knows how to play*

Iggy: *doesn’t know the rules, but wins anyway*

Lemmy: *doesn’t know the rules, and loses*

Wendy: *knows the rules, but still loses to those who don’t*

Roy and Junior: Actually, you can’t do that, because I said so.

Larry and Morton: They named a board game after cheese?

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Iggy: Inside you, there are two kidneys.

Iggy: I’m gonna steal them.

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Ludwig: When I was your age-

Iggy, mocking Ludwig: When I was your height.

Ludwig:

Ludwig: Listen here you little shit-

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Iggy: Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot.

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Lemmy: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!

Ludwig: Lemmy, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.

Lemmy: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!

Wendy: ...It was a bug.

Lemmy: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!

Ludwig: ...

Wendy: ...

Lemmy: Stop looking at me like that!

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Ludwig: I hate to disagree with you, but-

Larry: Please, you love to disagree with me. Its your favorite thing to do.

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Roy: Are you okay?

Junior, crying: Yeah, it was just the onions.

Roy: *Picks up an onion* What the fuck did you say to Junior?

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Morton (5 years in the future): What are you drinking?

Iggy (now 19): Vodka.

Morton: Straight?

Iggy: No, gay. Why?

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Roy: Valentines Day? I'm ready. *Sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on himself*

●●●

Wendy: You read my diary?

Iggy: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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Lemmy: I told Junior to grab snacks for everyone.

Ludwig, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?

*Lemmy, Junior, and Larry raise their hands*

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Iggy: Today at 7 am, Roy poured a Monster energy drink in his coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing.

Larry: I watched Roy brew his coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think he ascended into the astral realm.

Ludwig: The survivability of Koopas never fails to amaze me.

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Wendy: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Iggy: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

Junior: Why were you microwaving a lemon???

Iggy: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.

Larry: Did you burn an orange too? How???

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Iggy: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

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Roy, some time after turning 18: I am a responsible adult!

Larry, now a teenager: *raises brow*

Roy: I am an adult.

Junior: Hey, you wanna know a secret?

Wendy: No.

Junior: Okay.

Wendy:

Wendy: Do you smell smoke?

Junior: The secret is that the house is on fire.

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Roy: Damn, the power went out.

Junior: Don’t worry, I got this.

Junior: *stomps foot*

Roy: What-?

Junior: *Sketchers light up*

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Ludwig: *bites lip* Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?

Cop: That isn’t gonna work, hands behind your back.

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Iggy: *chokes on something*

Morton: Jeez, Iggy, don't die on us.

Iggy: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!

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Larry: Good. Thanks, dad.

Junior: You just called Ludwig “dad”. You just said “thanks, dad.”

Larry: What? No, I didn’t. I said “thanks, man”.

Ludwig: Do you see me as a father figure, Larry?

Larry: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me.

Wendy: Hey! Show your father some respect!

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Larry: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.

Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.

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Roy: Guess what number I’m thinking of.

Ludwig: 420?

Roy: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.

Lemmy: 69.

Roy: Yeah it was 69.

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Wendy: What kinds of sounds annoy you?

Iggy: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones?

Wendy, now interested: Lets say imaginary.

Iggy: Spiders wearing flip flops.

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*The Koopalings are at Home Depot*

Junior: *Fell in the cacti display while wandering around the garden section*

Iggy: *Shitting in the display toilets*

Morton and Larry: *Tokyo Drifting one of those flatbed carts down the aisles*

Wendy: *Stealing paint chips for aesthetic purposes*

Ludwig: *Just wanted some goddamn lightbulbs and everyone ruined it*

Roy and Lemmy: *In the car sleeping*

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Ludwig, at Bowser's wedding: What the hell were you thinking?

Lemmy: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!

Ludwig: You released OSTRICHES!

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*at a zoo*

Junior: What are they in for?

Wendy: Junior, this isn't prison.

Junior: So they can leave?

Wendy: No, but-

Junior, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

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Lemmy: iuegrukfhoeuhfeoruhf

Ludwig: What is that?

Lemmy: it’s a keyboard smash

Ludwig: How do I do it?

Lemmy: just press anything

Ludwig: 7

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Junior: Get your hand off my shield!

Wendy: There's like a million other shields.

Junior: Take that one, it has a flower on it. Girls like flowers.

Wendy: *hits Junior with the shield* Oops! Now this one has blood on it.

●●●

Roy: How would you like your coffee?

Junior: As dark as my soul.

Roy: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!

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Roy: *casually taking four stairs at a time*

Junior, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-

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Wendy: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?

Junior: Put spaghetti in it.

Wendy: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.

Larry: Put spaghetti in it.

Wendy: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

Roy: Put spaghetti in it.

Wendy: I am no longer taking suggestions.