good-advice-ganondorf
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good-advice-ganondorf · 1 day ago
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good-advice-ganondorf · 2 days ago
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fixed this bc i don't care about being a good person
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good-advice-ganondorf · 3 days ago
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Save Mohammed ..
Dear humanity,
Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment. I am in desperate need of your help. My son’s life is hanging by a thread, and he may not survive without urgent medical treatment This was after he was shot by an Israeli drone He was critically injured in his feet. Time is running out, and we are facing a critical situation. I am asking for your generosity to help us save him – either through a donation or by sharing this urgent plea with others
I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment
Donate now:👇👇 gofundme.com
‎‏Thank you for your compassion and support during this critical time.
#free_palestine 🍉🇵🇸
Save Mohammed ..
Dear humanity,
Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment. I am in desperate need of your help. My son’s life is hanging by a thread, and he may not survive without urgent medical treatment This was after he was shot by an Israeli drone He was critically injured in his feet. Time is running out, and we are facing a critical situation. I am asking for your generosity to help us save him – either through a donation or by sharing this urgent plea with others
I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment
Donate now:👇👇 gofundme.com
‎‏Thank you for your compassion and support during this critical time.
#free_palestine 🍉🇵🇸
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good-advice-ganondorf · 3 days ago
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gimme some bad and/or stupid advice
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good-advice-ganondorf · 6 days ago
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Hey I know this is hyper specific and your probably have no idea what I'm even talking about but what advice would you give me if I had to hypothetically fight a twink with a sword who only says hut hah hyah please answer quickly he's getting closer he wants my pots
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good-advice-ganondorf · 8 days ago
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How do I bind safely Mr.Dorf?
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good-advice-ganondorf · 10 days ago
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good-advice-ganondorf · 15 days ago
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So, I guess as a middle range millennial, I now get to tell all you young queer kids that what you are feeling right now is exactly how it felt in 2004 when we re-elected George Bush, and not only that but many states put in bans against gay/same sex marriage at the time.
This is probably not comforting, but it is true, and it helps me when I feel hopeless: For every revolution there is a counter revolution, for every step forward there is a step back, that things may not be good forever but they will not be bad, either. That we clawed our way to get where we are and we can claw our way forward from here, too. Talk to your queer elders, the ones who have been here before and will be here again and who threw bricks at Stonewall.
When I was a child, if you got AIDS it was a death sentence. Now it isn't. Now you live on.
So I'll quote angels in america: You are fabulous creatures, each and every one. And I bless you: More Life. The Great Work Begins.
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good-advice-ganondorf · 15 days ago
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So done with all the defeatism nonsense. Life keeps going. My girlfriend has her first job interview later this morning. I’ve got to fold my laundry. My friends and I have a d&d session later this week. We’re still going. You’ll keep going. I’ll drag your asses into the future kicking and screaming because they want you to lay down and die. And I’ll be damned if any of us do what they want.
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good-advice-ganondorf · 15 days ago
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Please, spread this for those who might need it right now
U.S. suicide hotline: call or text 988 (available 24 hours)
U.S. trans lifeline: (877) 565-8860 (when you call, you’ll speak to a trans/nonbinary peer operator. full anonymity and confidentiality)
Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) National Helpline: 1-800-662-HELP (4357) – provides 24/7 confidential support and referrals for individuals and families facing mental health and substance use disorders, including panic attacks and anxiety.
LGBT National Help Center: (888) 843-4564
Trevor Project: Call (866) 488-7386, text START to 678-678, or chat online.
Take care of yourself and each other. Please stay safe ♡
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good-advice-ganondorf · 18 days ago
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Zelda II: The Adventure of Link - The Blood Curse
This comic had been in the back-burner for over a year, and I have finally got to working on it during the past month. It just so happens to be on theme for Halloween, too. So it is a fitting time to share it.
Please enjoy and share your thoughts! Zelda 2 lore is my passion <3
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PS. This is part of a larger script I have written in an attempt to dramatize the full zelda 2 plot. This was a scene I often daydreamed about since it was a crucial moment in Link's character development. This is the point in his adventure where he loses his love for adventure and discovery. He can no longer take indulgent risks. Any danger befalling him can result in the destruction of Hyrule. Link's internal struggles and the concept of him being the saviour of Hyrule on one hand, and the destroyer of Hyrule on the other, leads to the conception of Dark Link.
Perhaps one day I'll delve into that topic and make a short comic about it. One day.
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good-advice-ganondorf · 20 days ago
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Hello, i hope you are well . Please give me just asecond you can save my family life. 🙏🍉The death of sickness, bombs, displacement and the hunger are surrouding my family. My father is suffering from clogged arteries in his heart and he got food poisoning due to drinking contaminated water and not being able to buy healthy food . he is in need of urgent health care or he will be in serious danger. The winter will add more pain and suffering to my family they dont have any winter clothes, blankets or a water proof roof to protect them from rain . Your help will save an innocent soul who just want to live in peace and safety. thank you <3🙏 Verefied by GazaVetters on line 39. gaza - evacuation - funds page. @moayesh and @bilal-salah0
Hello, i hope you are well . Please give me just asecond you can save my family life. 🙏🍉The death of sickness, bombs, displacement and the hunger are surrouding my family. My father is suffering from clogged arteries in his heart and he got food poisoning due to drinking contaminated water and not being able to buy healthy food . he is in need of urgent health care or he will be in serious danger. The winter will add more pain and suffering to my family they dont have any winter clothes, blankets or a water proof roof to protect them from rain . Your help will save an innocent soul who just want to live in peace and safety. thank you <3🙏 Verefied by GazaVetters on line 39. gaza - evacuation - funds page. @moayesh and @bilal-salah0
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good-advice-ganondorf · 20 days ago
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good-advice-ganondorf · 21 days ago
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Trick or Treat! I am Birdhouse in Your Soul (TMBG)
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How creative! Here is one (1) strawberry bonbon :D
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good-advice-ganondorf · 21 days ago
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NEPHI GARCIA Zelda Inspired Dress 2024 if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways
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good-advice-ganondorf · 22 days ago
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How do microwaves work? Black magic?
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good-advice-ganondorf · 24 days ago
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collection of useful things tumblr has taught me:
even if you can't fall asleep, laying down with your eyes closed will still rest your body
you don't have to brush your teeth standing up
you don't have to do any chore standing up, from dishes to showering
you don't have to shower with the lights on
if you can't brush your teeth, flossing and a tongue scraper gets rid of plaque and bad breath
if you can't do that, mouthwash kills a lot of bacteria
eating "unhealthy" food is better than eating no food
you can make the same meal everyday for however long you still want it
some pills come in syrups or chewables if you can't swallow them
kids nutritional shakes can be a quick way to get fuel if you can't eat/don't have time
if walking hurts/exhausts you on a regular basis, canes and rollers are for you, no matter how young you are
we have free will—if doing something "out of the ordinary" makes life easier for you, do it
if you have even a dollar to spare, please consider donating to Alaikum's family.
they're a large family at only 10% of their goal to evacuate, and could use any help you can give!!
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