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Oh shit! Vinegar Syndrome has The Instructor remastered! Unfortunately it's $42.
#The Instructor#B Movies#B Movie#Low Budget Movie#Low Budget Movies#Cult Movie#Cult Movies#B Movie Pictures#The Instructor Pictures#Vinegar Syndrome#AVB#AVBPictures#AVTheInstructor#AVTheInstructorPictures#AVThoughts
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the last of us text posts - part sixteen - Oops All Joel Volume 2 edition
(part fifteen) (part fourteen) (part thirteen) (part twelve) (part eleven) (part ten) (part nine) (part eight) (part seven) (part six and a half) (part six) (part five) (part four) (part three) (part two) (part one)
+ My bonus headcanon
#the last of us#tlou hbo#joel miller#i just think he's neat#text posts#text post memes#tlou memes#the memes of us#incorrect quotes#incorrect tlou quotes#pedro pascal#mine#mine*#my stuff#i made these while i was in class#and still got my homework done#my instructor: “i see you're looking at me and paying attention” me: *is looking at pictures of pedro pascal* Sure we can go with that#the folder i kept these in was called “joel (kinda horny)”#i do not know how that happened XD
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They should not have let me, a writer who enjoys putting characters through trauma, take a first aid class.
In other news, did you know long falls have the tendency to cause injuries to the upper spine?
And totally unrelated to either of those statements, did you know Icarus took a long fall very soon after receiving heavy back trauma?
#fable smp#icarus morningstar#fablesmpicarus#writing#fanfiction#Putting characters through trauma is my favorite pastime#Please picture me sitting in that class looking vaguely feral#As the instructor goes on about the signs and symptoms of various injuries and illnesses#Occasionally taking notes as they mention particularly traumatizing things
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Once again laughing about the different pictures that were put for different languages on Wikipedia
Cause the French, Danish and Italian version chose good Casey pics. He looks decent. He looks okay. He looks slightly like the hater he is
Meanwhile the German one
Like - I'm sorry, from all the professionally taken pictures you chose this one? That's his hater face. That's the face of a man that's slightly unsettled, completely confused and to perplexed to yell at you (yet)
#That is not a motogp world champion#That's the creepy guy staring at me on the train that makes me grab my deo#He looks like my driving instructor#I didn't like him#casey stoner#motogp#wikipedia#I CANT GET OVER THE PIC#It's not the main one but literally the first thing that pops up when you scroll slightly#If I had to make a PowerPoint I'd use this picture
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This paragraph dried out my skin and killed all my crops.
#I hate it is what I’m saying here#I started reading the novelization of Star Trek the Motion Picture and I think it was a mistake#I wake up in the middle of the night hearing the words Love Instructor echoing through the vault of my cranium#I think having my consciousness devoured by a lovecraftian monstrosity would fix me but Cthulhu would be cursed to know about this instead#star trek novels#star trek the motion picture#jim kirk#gene explain yourself
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The job instructors of the Explorers, Cygnus Knights, and Resistance: *taking things seriously and working hard to handle the various crises affecting them and the world*
Their students:
#maplestory#yet it's the latter who become stronger than anyone and primarily responsible for executing all the difficult stuff#every interpretation of these guys is valid but my personal favorite will always be “freak ass cryptid who is nonetheless hypercompetent”#for extra humor they can start off as generally normal people#but somewhere down the line they locked in or something and turned into absolute freaks#job instructors looking at pictures of their (former) students being babies and comparing it with the present: wtf happened
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look at him he’s an aerobic instructor he wears leather jackets cuffs his jeans and drives a motorcycle!!!! he’s so dick grayson coded
#holaaaaaa miguel herran ❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️#series is los farad i think it’s on prime i am currently leeching off of my boyfriend 🫶💌#there’s not a lot of screen caps but….you can’t even fully appreciate it like picture that outfit#from that comic where dick is hanging out w donna and fights off the bike thief#but yeah. curly hair kind eyes smiley pretty aerobic instructor bright colors cuffed jeans#it’s him.#elle text
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I know I already gave Nonnie too much time and effort and space on my dash. But the urge to add "off the clock" after "CYC Instructor" is rising. It would be petty and oh so funny.
#for people in the other 4 inhabited continents#what makes this even funnier#is that CYC Instructor is such a joke certification#only very basic knitting skills are assessed#practically no teaching skills are#definitely not something like checking for errors in someone's work#so if I got lucky and didn't twist my stitches#I could in theory have gotten the certification#without knowing how to tell if a stitch was twisted in person#let alone in a picture#(completely ignoring the “time and place and I'm not the knitting police” side because that obviously doesn't occur to assholes)#the practical effect of me having that as a fact about me#should really be an anti-brag#so when I mention having students#you don't think I'm some fancy experienced teacher#but rather understand that this was me working for effectively minimum wage at Michaels#teaching the awful Discover classes
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me, in pursuit of a beautiful perfect wonderful CRITTER of a suspect at 2240 when I have assignments due in an hour and a half AND a half hour of driving until I even get to the location where I HAVE these assignments that I can submit???? better fuckin believe it, bud
#suspect was apprehended without incident#I had to email an instructor about this and did include the pictures by the way#also I was slipping out of the birkenstocks under this damn deck(the space in the first pictures is like 3 and a half feet so#who needs the closed parentheses experience#not us#anyway#cute cats#what a rascal#I'm so tired#she had so much stamina#girl I have holes in my lungs let me live#what a night#cats#animals are awesome#I can't even be upset#she's a fast one though#oh and Cain broke my necklace#sad
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showing off my handmade friendship bracelets to the middle aged men at the fly tying class and they all clap and cheer for me (real)
#i offhandedly mentioned having experience with fiber crafts to one of the instructors and he wanted to see my work#so i showed everyone pictures of bracelets i made and they thought it was cool :]#i'm taking a fly tying class even though i'm not actually good at fly fishing. but i have fun doing it. and i like having hobbies#and also so i can get one step closer to my dream of someday transitioning from female to nbc hannibal will graham
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omg i was literally just abt to type out a whole post lamenting the way my childes been unable to run polar star since 4.0 when i got so elated seeing him again that i just impulse pulled aqua in a complete frenzy (22 pity btw we just have sth different im sorry) all bc his aqua build overall has 10% more ER than polar.
and like 10% thats so little you say whats the deal with that. well. so childe wants like 110-120% in self respecting international anyway. but the difference a 10% makes in more particle dry content (which a lot of recent ass abysses have insisted upon being) Really makes that itsy bitsy massive difference in comfiness that u just Cant go back on once ur used to it. so ive just been stuck on aqua its kinda sad bc as good as that bow is. polar is still His signature and also the first 5* sig i ever pulled its Special. also got it twice in one ten pull in 2.2 btw uwu as i said. weve always had something special. but yeah its a dilemma
like. this is even with myself being an enlightened 2p 2p random bullshit go truther and not some 4p HoD/nymph coper (imagine not going by substats and mixed sets everyone point and laugh). my builds for polar just Dont allow for that extra ER very well without losing other stats. and all that. so yeah its mega embarrassing like somehow my fucking neuvillette ranks higher on akasha than him im a fake fan the shame is truly immeasurable.
except then i remembered. a glad circlet i rolled last week. and. well
truly. (singular tear rolls down my cheek) Justice shines upon us today.
WE R IN TOP 1% FINALLY 😭😭😭😭😭 THANK FUCK
the world is as it ought to be ����😤😤
#yes yes akasha is just a substats dick measuring context i know i know i know it doesnt take the whole picture into account#and yes yes youd rather have 2p 2p include at least one dmg% bonus yes. this might be less optimal than akasha rankings make it seem#BUT. 39 FUCKING ROLLS. TOP 1% . COMFY ER INCLUDED LET ME HAVE THISSSSS#ITS EASILY MY BEST BUILD NOWW#anyway the reason i get so fucked over even w 2p 2p is bc i have ass luck with sands on Any 2p he actually likes.#i mean yea wanderers 2p aight but not w my EM substat rolls 💀💀 also bennett on instructor#but like . bc my sands are so ass i get carried so fucking hard by onset goblets of which up until navias release i only rly had a shime on#the second i rolled that feather and goblet on whispers i was like. on god the Instant i can run those on him. please.#anyway can you believe i thought id get to run those glad pieces on like arle or clorinde. lmaoooooooo His pieces now#even my ayakas 3% akasha rank is like. yeah girl youre borrowing my mans offset sands#anyway. truly a joyful day over here. also fwiw yes i slander nymphs but thats only the 4p. the second it hits strongbox? yeah lets goo#i love himmmmmm international sweep 3 yrs+ and still going#genshin#gaming tag#childeposting
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Got to learn some mocap acting techniques at The Mocap Vaults in Montreal this weekend :3c
#that top picture of me fucking rules#pascal langdale was a GREAT instructor too#HIGHLY recommend the experience if you can get the opportunity#motion capture#the mocap vaults#pascal langdale#mocap
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i forgot about this. nonbinary swag
#wind howls#'ohhh the protagonist of pokemon jump is hilbert' WRONG their name is SQUISH and i DECIDED AS MUCH when i was like 17. shut up#i remember i drew them in my sketchbook when i was 17 and my advanced aviation instructor liked it SO much i gave it to him#so i no longer have that drawing but i think i have a picture of it somewhere ! maybe#anyway. couldnt recover my old account so im starting from scratch. squish my friend squish#*magikarp jump . whoops
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This has echoes of what Spock says in Amok Time- “after a time you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting”. Jim’s only just acknowledged to himself that he’s been miserable for the last 2.8 years and is flinging himself back towards what he wants most- to be his old self again, with all the old self’s trappings.
#okay I’m still not sold on some of this (looking at you weird mention of love instructor in the introduction) but this is great#love this look into Jim’s current state and how he’s so off centre#McCoy would absolutely be giving him hell about this decision#star trek tos#star trek novels#jim kirk#bones mccoy#star trek the motion picture the novel#star trek the motion picture
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u really saying that s with his cocks out cowboys shirt not even once put his hair in a tarty little man bun. not once? normally you're spot on but idk idk
yes i am saying that sorry…i am not opposed to a scruffy little ponytail with framing strands falling out around his face but a man bun. even the phrase chills me he would never do that not when he has such pretty natural waves to show off. i think part of it is owing to the damage that wattpad has done really because as soon as i read him putting his hair into a ‘messy bun’ i get y/n my parents sold me to one direction vibes and i can’t help but cringe xx
#when i hear man bun my mind goes to. 25 year old white hipster yoga instructor from LA who verbally abuses you if you order syrup in your#coffee. and he doesn’t deserve those associations#hope this helps to explain my actions even if this doesn’t excuse them xx#telegram#anon#also i just always automatically picture his hair down. always. and well I think that looks better so when im reading and I’m told to#reimagine his hair in a bun i sort of can’t help but think um. no I will not be doing that xx
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i miss the angry teen version of myself :(
nowadays people blame me for whatever bad shit people put me through, because i'm too "nice"
#i think i mentioned the nursing home resident who sexually harnessed me#i told my instructor at work and she said men feel comfortable pushing my boundaries because i'm too nice#also god when i had someone showing up at my retail workplace like 5 times a day#sending me pictures of myself out about town#texting me from 3 different numbers#waiting for me after work#and my best friend told me i just have to say no#and that i wasn't convincing enough when i did say no and leave me alone before#god i hate describing myself as nice because it makes me sound like those fucking nice guys who are angry about women who won't fuck em#its just so exhausting i don't want to be angry and distrustful and on edge all the time
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