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I just noticed my darling baby boy (cat) sitting in his little loft bed about 5 inches away from the most delightful sunbeam, so I scooted it into the sunlight for him and he looked me with the biggest widest expression. I don’t think he knew that was an option. I think I just blew his whole little mind

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HEY

TOUHOU 20 ANNOUNCED

FOSSILIZED WONDERS

https://touhou-project.news/news/13976/

MORE SCREENSHOTS BELOW THE CUT

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Mercedes: Alright, the enemy's slowing down! Get ready to attack! Night Lord, Shadower, Dual Blade, Night Walker, Phantom, Xenon, Cadena, Khali, and Hoyoung: 😀👌 Sure thing! *they all start digging their own graves* Mercedes: WHAT ARE YOU DOING??

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the absolute state of mechanic

Mechanic: I can't do anything. I'm in a FUCKING WHEELCHAIR. I got hepatitis C. I can't jump around and use my skills or even deploy bots—I can't even summon my mech! My life is misery, MISERY! It's pointless, pointless... Mechanic: But on the bright side, at least I have this wheelchair. Mechanic: Mechanic, sighing: And the wheel's broken.

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collection of posts with the same energy

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one of my favourite linguistic phenomena/in-jokes is spanish potato chips being “ham-flavored, probably”

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dude.... these 🤨 sunglasses

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really cannot emphasise enough that "All Men Bad" and "masculinity is inherently violent, dangerous, and evil" are load-bearing pillars of radfeminism and these ideas cannot have a place in any truly progressive queer theorising.

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Visited old fishmarket close today!! No skin stealing monsters in sight but there was some anglerfish graffiti, whoever did that I love you know,

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I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

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Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

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As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

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there are digimon in your computer right now fighting the darkness to make our world safe and all you can post about is cum