#The Good Brothers

[blueonwrestling]

genuinely a hilarious all timer dogshit run from the good brothers, did absolutely fucking nothing cashed a cheque and took falls, all timer.

giovanni vinci being shoot buried on tv after all the shit with him and ludwig kaiser apparently is also hilarious

ALL THE BALDIES ARE GONE.

[rebelkelley0219]

[solarsonicsoda]

Wrestlemania Main Event Reviews - Wrestlemania XXXVI (Saturday)

The Undertaker def. AJ Styles w/ Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson in a Boneyard Match in 18:18

This one’s a cinematic match! We’re in a graveyard as a hearse approaches. Two druids bring out a coffin to Taker’s music but when they open it it’s AJ Styles! He’s laughing and mouthing off but then he hears a motorbike approaching which carries the Undertaker! This has got such a unique, cool energy!

AJ points to a grave he dug for Taker and mouths off, grabbing a brick but Taker sees it coming and attacks. He beats on AJ, throwing him into the casket and asking him where he’s going. He goes to hit him with a small pipe or something, but AJ ducks and he breaks the hearse window. He’s bleeding and just calmly cusses before moving on. AJ fights back but Taker throws him into the hearse windshield. They fight on top of the hearse and Taker looks far more menacing than he has in years. AJ throws dirt in his eyes and gains the upper hand, dragging him towards the grave, but Taker levels him with a big punch. AJ tumbles into the grave when Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson show up with an army of druids! He fights off the circle of them but the Good Brothers beat him down. Anderson grabs a shovel as Gallows holds him, but Taker fights back, using the shovel stick on the two of them. It’s at that point AJ comes from behind and smashes a gravestone over his head! He pounds on Taker and yells at Taker for making him break his finger. He tells Taker to retire and charges into him through a fence wall. AJ continues to mouth off as Taker throws up a middle finger at him. AJ comes in with some punches, breaks a shovel over Taker’s back to send him into the grave. He says “ashes to ashes, dust to dust” and goes to bury him with the dirt on the digger. But as he hoots and hollers, Taker appears behind him as light shines! He attacks AJ who retreats to the nearby structure where the druids came from. He climbs to the roof pursued by Taker who sets off fire pyro behind AJ! The Good Brothers attack but Taker launches Gallows off the top and hits a Tombstone Piledriver on Anderson!

AJ attacks but Taker is resilient and chokeslams AJ off the top through a panel of wood. He asks AJ if he wants to keep making the taunts he’s been making in the build-up and is menacingly friendly. He helps him up and carries him to the grave as he tells AJ he’s tougher than he thought. AJ apologises and begs for mercy from Taker who congratulates him and hugs him when he was gonna chokeslam him into the grave, turns away, but then boots AJ into the grave. He dumps the dirt on him with the digger as his theme plays. He pulls the foliage from the grave to reveal AJ’s name, we pan down to see his hand sticking up through the dirt, Taker grabs his bandana, gets on his bike, and Undertaker pyro and lights go off in the background as he raises a hand and drives off to AC/DC. 

Pros: Fantastic chessiness, over the top, unique, funny, cool, nice sendoff Cons: Repetitive action, too silly for some

This is one of the most divisive main events, but for me, I loved it then and I loved it now! It’s just brilliantly wacky and tongue-in-cheek, with over the top fights and stipulation. The sendoff was emotional and nice, and AJ was a star in this match with his taunting, the same for Taker. Amazingly over the top in my opinion, and the fact that the Good Brothers never showed up on TV again implies that Taker finished those two off!

4.5 STARS OUT OF 5

[orangebapecamoprint]

[butterflyscribbles]

Echidna warriors are inclined to let the youngsters in their tribe win small battles to encourage confidence. They are also inclined to humble those who boast too much confidence lol.

Inspired request by @/niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian

[kingscapegoat]

[cebawoohoo]

Jason, texting Tim: at batburger rn. you want anything?

Tim: i’m in a meeting

Jason: okay

Jason: so what do you want?

Tim: the batburger deluxe without pickles and extra ketchup, as well as jorkerized fries and robin nuggets

Jason: okay fatass

LATER

Jason: come to lobby. i have your food. bitch ass security won’t let me come to you

[happyheidi]

[spicy-apple-pie]

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!! I bring my followers a longish comic with some Damian feels, I hope you like it :)

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

[the-phantom-peach]

fullmetal alchemist art i promised i would post 🙏

[c-tepx]

honestly when I first saw this frame I thought "so laios is good at barking!"

but nope. literally a dog.

[mo-mode]

AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

[dc-gotham-instincts-wild]

Headcanon that Jason just kidnaps his siblings instead of asking them to hang out sometimes.

Sometimes he does the normal abduction thing and other times he has his methods.

Dick: Jason sneaks into Dick’s apartment in Blüdhaven at 3 AM, throws him over his shoulder, and drags him to his motorcycle. Dick wakes up mid-ride, half-conscious, groggily mumbling, "Jay, what the hell—?"

- Jason just shushes him and tosses a burger into his lap. "Shut up and eat, Goldie. We're bonding." (Jason, allowing his big brother to ruffle his hair? Nooooo, absolutely not...)

Tim: Jason straight-up drugs him asleep him when Tim refuses to take a break. He wakes up in Jason’s apartment with a cup of coffee and a sandwich waiting for him, while Jason sits on the couch reading a book.

- “You looked dead on your feet, Replacement. Either you napped willingly or I made you. Guess which one you picked.” (Jason totally doesn't rake a hand over his lil bro's hair during this time)

Steph: Jason knows Steph is a wild card when it comes to hanging out, so he has to be a little sneakier with her. He'd show up at her place unannounced, pretending to just be casually passing by, and in one smooth motion, he'd grab her and yank his little sister into his car or bike before she even realizes what's happening. (He totally doesn't do this in time with hard school, noooo)

Damian: Jason scoops him up mid-battle and just walks away with him. Damian kicks, bites, and yells, "UNHAND ME, TODD!" but Jason holds him like an angry kitten.

- They end up at a rooftop picnic with Alfred’s homemade food. Damian eventually eats while grumbling about Jason's “barbaric methods” but secretly enjoys the attention. (Jason maaayybe ruffles his hair a lot.)

Cass: She just lets it happen. Jason shows up, gestures toward his bike, and Cass just hops on without a word. They go on long road trips in comfortable silence, getting ice cream at 2 AM and scaring off criminals for fun. (Jason totally doesn't take the time to help her with her speech-)

Duke: Duke gets fake-napped. Jason tells him, "Be outside in five minutes," and when Duke says no, Jason still shows up, grabs him, and hauls him into a car.

- Duke just sighs and texts Bruce: "Jason's 'kidnapping' me again. Back later." (Jason totally doesn't get the names of school bullies from him and uses them, noooooooo)

Bruce knows this happens. He just sighs and lets it happen because, honestly? It’s Jason’s way of showing love. And at least the kids are getting along.

Jason kidnaps his siblings because it's his way of saying, "You're important to me, and I'm gonna drag you into ridiculous situations whether you like it or not."

He also, however, does it to Bruce.

In fact, it might be one of his favorite things to do, just because Bruce is always so serious and “responsible.”

Jason thinks it’s hilarious to force Bruce to take a break. He just shows up at the Batcave, probably with some kind of overly complicated plan to "kidnap" Bruce without him realizing.

Step 1: Jason would distract Alfred with a "Oh, just a quick check-in, you know, 'cause it’s been a while.’"

Step 2: He would wait for Bruce to get fully immersed in some case files and then sneak up behind him, tap him on the shoulder, and when Bruce turns around, Jason’s already got him in a headlock, pulling him out of the chair like, "Get up, old man. We're going to a diner. No arguments."

Bruce would protest, of course. He'd probably try to get out of it with his usual grumpy “I’m too busy” routine. Jason might fake-sigh and act like he's just trying to help Bruce loosen up, reminding him, "I know you think you’re invincible, but you still need to eat, Batman."

And if Bruce insists on not going, Jason would just drag him anyway. He might even grab the Batmobile for a joyride (he's always wanted to), making Bruce sit shotgun while Jason drives like an absolute maniac (Jokes on both because Bruce taught him to drive-)

Bruce would probably be scowling the whole time, but Jason would know his dad is secretly enjoying it, even if he won't admit it.

Eventually, Bruce would probably give in and get his grumpy little “dad” lecture—“You’re so reckless, Jason—” but Jason would just smile and be like, "Whatever. You’re welcome.”

Jason totally doesn't like it when his dad just ruffles his hair at some point.

[thefemalepope]

Carrie Fisher as Mystery Woman The Blues Brothers ( 1980 ) dir. John Landis