#The Boy Must Suffer

[tricornonthecob]

ATNH Chap 6 sneak peak: art edition

[sweaty-toothed-mad-woman]

ok why does it look like someone (*cough* Neil) should be standing next to him in this shot 😭

[renshengs]

sometimes you're just a rich handsome 27 year old graduate from south korea's most prestigious cop school with a glacial relationship with your big powerful cop dad and then you move to a small town substation in the countryside for work where you spend the next entire month being an uncooperative asshole while accusing your new 40 year old coworker of mass-murder before he helps you catch the actual mass-murderer and then afterwards you need to take a 3 month vacation about it because you realize being around him is changing you for the better and also you're falling in love with him at breakneck speed

[justa-moth]

dead boy detectives textposts pt 6 :D

pt 1 - pt 2 - pt 3 - pt 4 - pt 5 - pt 6

[alien-bluez]

Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?

+ more under the cut!

check out this fic inspired by this piece above! It's very very good.

[sualne]

shopping with the worstie for the bestie

[mewtwo24]

I just started reading the svsss volumes (and re-read them again because A LOT IS GOING ON) but like. This shit is so hysterically funny I don't even know where to begin.

Was no one????? Going to tell me that one of the cornerstone jokes in the damn series is that lbh's adoration for his one and only 'tism person who literally cannot express his emotions to save his life is basically genetic?????????

Was no one???? No one AT ALL going to tell me that Mobei-Jun straight up yeets Airplane at the problem in one of the scenes?????? And that in the most hilarious twist of fate Airplane then unyeets Mobei-Jun not twenty minutes later?????

It's one thing to see people joke about sqq and lbh being unable to communicate but it's on a league of its own when you have to read HUNDREDS OF PAGES of sqq's inner monologue be like 'that's my darling boy. my baby. my sugar plum pumpy umpkin you're my sweetie pie' but on the outside he says "get lost binghe" and somehow deems that an effective expression of his affection that lbh will surely understand. 'Why is lbh whining and crying and tugging at my sleeve like a plaintive wife, why is he so angry?' Sqq asks, the entire circus, as lbh is about to fling himself off a cliff for attention--

In short, MXTX is the queer comedian of our generation and nobody appreciates her enough

[respectthepetty]

A teeny tiny prayer for Yoh and Sam

Unlike Sun and Lin, two rich boys, lying to each other,

YOH IS POOR!

And I really hope Sunset x Vibes does not drop that.

Yoh was very upset that Lin didn't tell him that he was seeing the president of their company, but Yoh has always known who Lin is and the money he comes from, so I'm hoping the show is setting it up that Yoh would've been fine with Sam being a baby CEO but he won't be okay with the lie.

And unlike Lin, who has his dad's business to fall back on if things don't go well with his dream job, Yoh needs this internship which he almost didn't get because Sam, the baby CEO who doesn't even need to be there, took his spot on the elevator.

Sam has found all these little ways to hold Yoh's hand

And to touch him

And just to be there for him

So I am very loudly hoping that once Yoh decides to let Sam in and tells him what is bothering him, Yoh finds out the truth about Sam, from someone else.

These rich BL boys have been getting away with far too much lately, and I need Sam to get hit with the consequences that none of the others have suffered because Yoh likes being a regular broke dude, and Sam has lead him to believe they are the same.

Sam is a liar with his pants on fire, and I need Yoh to be pissed and for Sam to grovel.

Sam knows something is up at the company which is why he wanted to be an undercover baby boss for longer.

But he is partly staying to be close to Yoh.

So let his mama find out he is back (perhaps when he figures out who is behind the insider secrets), let shit hit the fan, and LET YOH BE LIVID! And don't let Sam's big brown eyes get him out of this!

Dear Lord, I wanna see this rich boy cry. A lot.

Please grant me this.

[hypewinter]

Conner is the only stable clone of Superman. Therefore the scientists over at Cadmus decide to clone him in the hopes that they'll have most success in their cloning.

They are indeed successful.... kinda. You see while they can produce more stable clones more often, seeing as these are clones of a clone, they're not that strong. They're all basically just slightly stronger than the average human. Except one clone who shows a lot of promise. Too bad he runs away before they can start training him. (They never expected the clone to prematurely wake up in the tank and escape).

That clone ends up becoming, you guessed it, Daniel Fenton. He doesn't know he's a clone and promptly forgets about his 5 minutes trapped in a strange facility as he adopts his new identity. Life goes on, he becomes a ghost, battles other ghosts and gets cloned by the local fruitloop. Enter Ellie. She is now the clone of a clone of clone. Cloneception if you will.

The reason she's constantly destabilizing is because she's so far removed from the original that her cells are physically degraded. Think of it like cells that have been divided for way too long and have become cancerous and/or tumorous. The ectoplasm in her blood just keeps healing her body at the same rate as the degradation but it's constantly needing to be replenished. If she wants to live a truly stable life she would need to get a DNA sample from the original.

[cluescorner]

I cannot imagine being a Damian stan right now. You've got both Zdarsky's bullshit (where he clearly doesn't give a shit about your boy) and The Boy Wonder (where Juni Ba clearly gives so many shits about your boy) coming out on the same day. The whiplash must be insane. I hope y'all get some nice warm soup for your efforts jfc

[scintilans]

it’s the evil nefarious villainous sorcerer solomon!!!

[famouscyclenerd]

"Elain and Azriel will have a forbidden romance"

Who will they hide their romance from?

"Their closest friends and family"

Ya'll do realize that what set up the "forbidden romance" was the bonus chapter, right? The one that doesn't matter since cAsUaL rEaDeRs haven't read it..🤪

[demaparbat-hp]

For the Spirits—Chapter III: Keep Your Plans

At the risk of feeling dumb, check in

It's not worth the risk of losing a friend

Even if they say:

“Just keep your plans, I hope

That you never have to drop

Anything for me.”

—At The Risk Of Feeling Dumb by Twenty One Pilots

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Yume had to resist the urge to sigh. She already knew how this would go. All roads led to tea, Pai Sho, and no straight answers. If she could go back in time and reach out to her younger self, she’d warn the tired face in the mirror to enjoy Iroh’s company while he still made sense.

She cursed the Crew under her breath, doing her best to give the General a smile back or, at least, keep a straight face.

Why did I even say yes to this?

[haleswallows]

Between A Rock & a Dragon's Egg: Chapter 8 Teaser

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“Peace time is usually good for economic growth,” Dick stated, benignly. “Though, I imagine the Infinite Lands have a bit of a head start on that.”

“Ah.” Phantom's tone was flat. There was an unnatural stillness about him that Shadow responded bodily too, like a dog raising its hackles. Tim couldn't tell if Phantom was even breathing. Vaguely, he was aware of Dick and Bruce across the table - they'd be too far away if Phantom struck suddenly.

“I forget that the conditions in Infinite Lands have been largely unknown even before the attacks on Justria.” If there was any air left in the room, it left entirely. Phantom's voice was lifeless. Shadow hunched his shoulders.

“We have had a long road of recovery, and even further to go. Before Pariah Dark marched on Justria, he made sure his seat of power was secure first. And bolstered his army's numbers with the lives of my people.”

What?

Horror. That was the only word Tim had to describe what he was feeling.

Pariah Dark’s army had been –.

“An undead army needs corpses, after all. The dragons fell first. He killed an ancient. Undergrowth. We felt it all the way in the borderlands, into Centralia. Once he had the dragons enthralled, he made an army. The dragons, under the spelled control of Dark’s will, destroyed their own homeland.”

Phantom's eyes focused. Released from the moment, Shadow stood suddenly. He was gone from the room before his chair hit the ground, Tim flinched at the noise.

Dick opened his mouth to speak, but Phantom waved him off and stood. “My apologies.” Bruce stared as he bowed, shocked by the show of deference from the High Chief. “Now isn't the time for the topic. I'll excuse myself.”

Stunned, they watched Phantom turn on his heel. It was only the heavy sound of the door closing that broke Tim from his shock.

“Tim!” Dick shouted as he jumped to his feet and took off after Phantom. But Tim ignored him. He dodged a servant in the hallway. He had no clue which direction Phantom went. But if he had to guess…. Their suite or the courtyard. Both were in the same direction.

“Your Majesty!” he called, catching sight of his husband. The man didn't pause and Tim gave chase.

“Your Highness.” Phantom's voice was still blank, though finally there was a scrap of emotion - a hint of a wrinkle in his brow as Tim caught up to him. Still, he continued on his path.

Tim smothered his pants, matching his strides to Phantom’s. “I'm sorry, we caused offense and –.”

“You couldn't have known.” Phantom harshly cut him off. Then gentler, “You didn't know. It has been our grief. And now it is my burden as High Chief to right those wrongs. Excuse me.”

So that was it. That's the motivation Phantom for initiating the peace talks, why he has been so unbending. Tim… admired it, shocked at the truth of the thought. In turn, it also meant Phantom’s loyalties and priorities would always lay in his people.

There was nothing he could think to say as Phantom turned away, leaving Tim entirely alone in the hallway.

[iangallagherisadeadman]

thinking about s5e12. about mickeys vows and how ian laughed at him. about how mickey at his wedding with svetlana said vows he never meant and did it thinking of ian, how he was protecting ian, how he wish he could be with ian. did it after just kissing ian in the next room, did it after admitting he couldn't just blurt his feelings just like how everybody else's does. so now he does, he finally admits his feelings and blurts it out with beautiful vows of reassurance to ian.. just for him to laugh at his face.

[indecice]

He’s going through it ❤️