#Team Ebisu

[toxaquepex]

This image sums up my profile perfectly

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

Team choza time

Day 5: Exhaustion/Team

[frog-thief]

🌱🍃🌱🍃🌱

[machrealgirl]

the myth of "the normal one" in a shinobi team

naruto: hey, who do you think is the normal one on our team? it's sakura, right?

kakashi: [shudders] god, no. i watched that girl bite off a grown man's thumb just to assert dominance during a fight. she didn't spit it out either. i live in fear and admiration of the kunoichi i've raised.

naruto: hmm...

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naruto: hey, bushy-brows! who do you think is the "normal one" on your team, neji or tenten?

lee: oh, it's not neji, guy sensei had to bodily drag him to his therapy appointment yesterday.

naruto: well, it's definitely not you, so it's tenten, right?

neji, barging in through the door: lee, come help me and gai sensei! some genin challenged tenten to swallow an entire kunai, and she's actually trying to do it!! she won't listen to us!!

naruto:...i guess not?

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naruto: kiba! you got any "normal" ones on your team? i mean, shino's a weirdo, and so are you, but hinata's just kinda quiet, right?

kiba: oh, no, she- wait, what was that part about me being a weirdo?

shino: hinata-chan and i often compare notes on human interaction.

naruto: where the HELL did you even appear from

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naruto: yo, genma-senpai! were you the "normal one" on your old team?

genma: you'd have to ask choza about that, ha. i'm sure he has a variety of tales to tell.

naruto: okay, so...was it someone else, then?

genma: [considering] well, i mean, gai's gai, i don't think i have to elaborate on that. and yes, he was like that as a kid too. and ebisu was so focused on trying to appear normal that he completely failed to actually be normal, he was always a neurotic little beanpole.

naruto: huh...

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naruto: oi, granny tsunade!!

tsunade: hm?

naruto: in your old team, who do you think was the normal o- [thinks]....nevermind. i'm not even going to ask.

tsunade: that's the spirit.

[jvnart]

Gai Week ✨️ Team

Gai: alright Team! Meet-

Gai: gemna, choza-sensei & ebisu

Choza: hello!

Genma: hey

Ebisu: pleasure to meet the three of you!

Gai: this is rock oee, tenten, and neji!

Choza: we are so proud of you, gai!

Tenten: whata with the headbands? Are you balding?

Lee: TENTEN!!

[nightofhappylight]

According to the Wiki, Gai is two years younger than Ebisu and three years younger than Genma

[kankuroplease]

[incorrectkakagaiquotes]

Genma: Truth or dare? Gai: Dare obviously, I'm not weak Genma: Okay-okay, Gai, I dare you to-– Kakashi: I never understand why people think choosing truth is cowardly. In my opinion, truth is the most dangerous thing that ever exists in this world. You can reveal your darkest secrets and it can even involve killing the person so that specific person cannot tell a single soul about your secrets Gai: Ebisu: Genma: Genma: Gai, I dare you to give Kakashi a hug

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[garlicsunshine]

💚 happy birthday Gai 💚

and good luck everyone else 🫠

dai: this protein cake is nothing compared to your food pills, but please enjoy!

choza: oh, uh, im sure its good...

[toxaquepex]

Wooooooooooooooooo, this has been an incredible year for this team! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BLORBO!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY EBISUUUUUUUUUUU

The text reads “Happy Birthday Ebisu 2025, Team Choza wishes you.”

[notsorryiml8]

Team Choza all grown up - Ebisu, Might Guy, Genma

These three should have been better friends...just sayin'. They were squad mates for years, went against Team Minato in the chunin exams, and went through a war together, for crying out loud. But, as adults, they seriously never even interact. Okay, maybe they did off screen/off page, but still would be nice to see...

[machrealgirl]

god i have the worst case of team choza brainrot rn i cant stop thinking abt them . augh...the sillies

[depressedhatakekakashi]

With both hands on his hips and an angry expression plastered on his face, Gai loomed over Obito. “Apologize,”

“No,” crossing his arms over his chest Obito turned his head away. “Not a chance.”

“Apologize,” Gai insisted, stretching his tiny body out so that he seemed just a little bit taller. A little more intimidating.

“No!” Obito snapped back at him. “And you can’t make me!”

“Give it up Gai,” Kakashi called out, his attention focused completely on Ebisu and the burn he’d received across his arm He’s just going to dig his heels in. Besides, Ebisu should have been paying attention.”

“I was reading!”

“And what were you reading exactly?” Bending down, Kakashi picked up the discardged magazine and turned it over “oh, gross.”

“It’s not gross!”

“Not gross,” Rin agreed when Kakashi turned the magazine toward her “but i’m feeling less inclined to heal you knowing you look at stuff like that.”

“It’s not- It’s normal!”

“Normal for who?” Chucking the magazine over his shoulder, Kakashi sighed when Ebisu charged forward to catch it without any regard for Rin who he promptly knocked over on the way.

“Ow!”

“Rin!?” Obito’s attention snapped back to the ground and his face grew dark when he saw Rin gathering herself from the ground while Ebisu retrieved his precious magazine.

“And here we go,” reaching out, Kakashi grabbed hold of Gai’s shoulder and pulled him back. “Time to go.”

“But-“

“No,” he insisted as he reached out a hand to help Rin up. “He made the mistake, he can live with the consequences.”

“But-“

“Should we go out for some Dango?” Gai’s ears perked up, and without a second thought he turned his back to Obito and Ebisu and beamed.

“Dango?”

“Of course that would win him over,” Rin giggled. “Genma, wanna come?”

“Nah,” Genma waved them away, his eyes locked on the two squabbling shinobi. “Someone has to drag Ebisu to the hospital when Obito’s done with him.”

[yuki-tobitake]

Since I’m not in the mood to draw here her Gacha club design of my Naruto OC that inspired @oz-on-pawz to make hers

This is Akirui Hōshō which means autumn stars I gave her clan a Kekkei genkei (totally spelled that wrong but I’m tired) of space jutsu’s which is why they have star pupils I only have three jutsus made up tho

Star gazing:based off of Hyūga’s 360 vision which makes the capable of seeing from above them like the stars

Silent kill:which if they get close enough they can suck the oxygen out of someone’s system like if someone went into space without a suit

Nebula gas:based off shizunes gas jutsu. They basically just blow out hydrogen solids which is a very toxic gas

But anyways this is her and I might post more of her her team as a genin was Tonbo Tobitake her and my friends OC mei Tuschi and the sensei was Shikaku because he’s the only one I couldn’t find a genin team on right now close friends with team Inoichi Kotetsu, Shimon, and Izumo. And team Choza, Gai, Ebisu, and Genma. Of course

Anyways later