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kakashi: everyone is always asking me to take my mask off.

tenzo: yeah, that must be annoying.

kakashi: no one ever asks me to take my pants off.

tenzo: -_-

kakashi: and i just, wonder where i went wrong, ya know?

tenzo: *pinches brow ridge and sighs exasperatedly*

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(in the bleachers at chunin exams final rounds)

gai: kakashi! i knew i was a fashion icon!

kakashi: what?

lee: ur right gai sensei! 🤩 he put sasuke in a onesie!

kakashi: ... oh no ...

sakura: *whipping out binoculars* thats definitely a unitard 😱🤬 sensei how could you!!!

kakashi: i didnt... oh god...

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bartender: is this man bothering you?

kakashi: yes.

gai: im his husband

kakashi: ive never met this man before in my life.

gai: kakashi you drove us here!

kakashi: its creepy that he knows my name.

gai: *flailing arms profusely* we are wearing matching sweaters!!!

kakashi: help me.

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soft and mundane sketches 🩷

really wanted to add some nonviolent intimacy for them! where logan initiates physical contact, wade isnt being stabbed, and logans not acting annoyed 🫠

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cat calling at the drug store 💁 wade knows his type

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gara: you were the first person to make me feel anything.

lee: ??? all i did was hit you? really hard?

gara: it was exilerating.

lee: ...

gara: ive never felt so alive.

lee: ...

lee: you should try crying while hugging sometime!

gara: 👁️👄👁️ wut

lee: 👍😇👍

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art for a spicey fic i wrote 🧡 below the cut

Wade yells over the screeching breaks of the train. “If you didn’t have such great tits I’d have divorced you ages ago.”

They hop on the train and grab hold of a railing.

*stand clear of the closing doors*

“You like my tits?” Logan says, as innocently as possible.

Wade steadies himself against Logan as the car jolts forward.

“I swear, I will bend you over right here in front of all these people.”

Logan looks around. “All these people?”

“All three of these people.”

kinktober: stuck in a wall 💁💕 Wade gets stuck in a wall during a sparring match, hijinks ensue.

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kinktober: mirror sex 💜 venom and his hubby

💁💕 uncensored on twitter

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some kinktober poolverine 💁💕 sexting

uncensored version via twitter below

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hes having a day

(original photo of ryan and hugh below the cut)

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All this trauma. And for what? A Kekkei Genkai?

new chapter is up, 3/5!

Kakashi has just been assigned team 7. He and Tenzo try to emotionally prepare themselves.

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the people have been asking for jockstrap logan and i am here to deliver 💁💕

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updated / redrew this piece to represent some of my current fave ships!

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deadpool crushing on everyone he meets 😘 ive been googling their ship name for a while and the internet has said they dont have one (rarepair, yay) until finally today it says their ship name is Gambit & Die ??? 😂 personally i like poolbit or remypool

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still not over Gambit calling Johnny their sweet baby boy 👀 in the DW movie. what would their ship name be? FlameBit? BitTorch? Jemy? Rohnny? JohnBeau?