#TO SHIT

[cringelordofchaos]

absolutely despise (pos) it when a south park episode ends on a melancholy note. like youre just supposed to accept the world is sometimes horrible and not everything gets resolved.

[radiosummons]

Logically, I know that if I lived in the MCU or the DCU, I'd probably shit my pants just as much as the average human extra would.

But a part of me just kinda wonders/worries if I'd like ... get used to it????

Hear me out. If I had to experience frequent periods of invasions by planet conquering extra-terrestrials or literal fucking gods duking it out Kaiju style on the reg .... I'd wonder if I'd eventually become desensitized to it???

Sure, it would be fucking insane to get confirmation that there's life out there in the galaxy. And literal gods are nothing to sneeze at, either. But after the first four or five world encompassing invasions, I really wonder if the initial impact would just sort of ... idk, peter out?

Also, like ... I'm a regular human being? And my life doesn't exactly stop for every major world shattering event. As much as I'd really like it to sometimes, I still have to pay bills and go to work.

Fuck, they made us pay rent and go to fucking work during the pandemic! Do you really think my boss isn't going to keep hounding me to come in if there's a literal apocalypse going on outside my window???

I've already lived through a shit ton of major historical events irl in the meager two decades of my life. How the fuck do you want me to react if an interdimensional space demon came down to earth and declared itself our new tyrant?

The past decade alone primed me for this shit. No, for real. What the fuck is this space demon asshole gonna do next? Erase half the population out of existence? Idk what to tell you, man, somebody already beat you to that and that shit somehow got itself resolved.

And, yeah, it sucked ass. But I also got a doctor's appointment scheduled for next Tuesday so if you could just hold off for like, idk another week or two? I had to wait literal months to get this and I'll be damned if your extra-terrestrial ass is going to get in the way of me finally sitting down in front of a healthcare professional for some shit I've been dealing with for months on end.

[vilea777]

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

[hellenar-ts]

i made this meme in a blind rage

[superkursunaskr]

[cidthecoatrack-blog]

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[victusinveritas]

[jellyjamheadobb]

[sreegs]

[thoughtfulhog]

Oh fuck i woukd literally just piss my pants and die wtf

terfs be like i’m joining the fight against restrictive gender roles on the side of the restrictive gender roles

[allthatispeculiar]

[tododeku-or-bust]

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

[artemis-pendragon]

BE MAD BE SAD BUT DONT U DARE GIVE UP

[word-count-bullet-count]

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great