#THOSE FUCKING BEES

[hy-borea]

tHIS LEVEL KILLED MY WIFE, KICKED MY DOG AND SHOT MY SON AND ATE MY SOUP

not that bad tho 8.5/10 would play again

[mermaidstede]

Our Flag Means Death - Parallels - "you."

[hercarisntyours]

the tfone the office au is slowly turning into an "Ultra Magnus gets bullied by his charges au" and honestly, I'm not complaining

[holmsister]

Sorry to @dunmeshistash for stealing their img but I also need to say. If Kabru didn't kill Laios after this

Then you can trust the man is NOT a bloodthirsty killer waiting for the right chance to kill Laios. Like. Had he stabbed him then and there everyone involved wouldve been. Oh. Fair. Including Laios probably. But he didn't he was just like "oh! Good to know!" While being violent in his imagination ONLY.

[thebusylilbee]

Hatoful Kareshi - The Hatoful Boyfriend manga - Nageki's backstory 1/2

[livingonthesands]

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[skitskatdacat63]

Yes these have all already been posted, but 2023 Vettonso comp post for me because I'm going to have an emotional breakdown

[gallawitchxx]

day thirty-one • @gallavichthings kinktober 2024

↳ 31 days of kinks & cards in 3 sentences

WAX PLAY x THREE OF WANDS

By the end of the night, you’re dripping with come and covered in the tri-colored candle Ian insisted on buying at the new sex shop down the block. You’ve survived hours of sensory overload like you’ve never before experienced: the hot sting of the wax, the cool caress of breath blowing it dry, the ache in your balls, the pulse of your prostate, the fullness of Ian’s cock buried so deep your belly bulges, the warm splatter of spunk—yours, a relief, a reward; his, a benefit, a brand. Later, you’ll breathe and bathe, cleaning yourself of all but your filthy memories, but now, you blink and beam, soaking up what you can of Ian’s attention, his praise, and his unconditional, unrelenting love.

[slasherscream]

oh my god, do you write for lisa frankenstein? because i just watched that movie tonight and i immediately thought of your blog 💕

i'm not sure.... i CANNOT separate them.... maybe i could write for them the way i write for morticia/gomez or mrs.lovett/sweeney todd, by doing x reader poly stuff.

i CANNOT separate certain pairs. anyone interested in poly reader fics for lisa frankenstein/the creature? sound off everybody.

[lord-squiggletits]

Actually I have a hot take that's been brewing on my mind a little in regards to Cybertronian society and physiology and stuff so like

I've said it's annoying when people impose human gender binaries on the genderless alien robots with no sexual dimorphism, but honestly I also find it annoying when people impose human standards of childhood vs adulthood on the non-organic robot aliens who are almost always born/built immediately having all of the faculties of what we would call an "adult," just lacking in actual worldly experience.

Obv there are exceptions like the recent Earthspark where the Terrans are explicitly children/child-coded

But it's honestly just so weird to me sometimes sjdkshfjd people will be like "awwww baby" to Bumblebee and ma'am that's literally a grown man. Also what functional difference is there b/t a robot that's 4 million years old vs 5 million years old when their race is technically near immortal. Like why are ppl calling Rodimus a child out there when dude is literally the same age as or just slightly younger than characters like Optimus

It's not nearly as annoying or offensive as when people put cisheteronormativity in a culture that wouldn't have it, but like. Am I the only one who finds it really boring to impose human ideas of age on alien robots ESPECIALLY when it comes to basically recreating "oh here's mommy and here's daddy and here's the baby" like sigh

[bumblingbee1]

What's not so funny, is that during International Women's Day, misogynistic men were just whining and trying their damndest to make it all about men.

Yet I haven't seen any of them post anything about international men's day, which is today. Gee, I wonder why... (I already know lmao)

[onmywayt0insanitu]

So um..

well i stayed up all night and just finished watching the first batch of earthspark S2 episodes and... am i the only one who feels kinda disappointed? like, i genuinely enjoyed S1. i liked how the old cast was portraid, the terrans, heck even the human characters weren't making me cringe. But second season writing feels a little bit off. A lot of moments where we are introduced to characters that are supposed to be relative to the plot, but then we never see them again. Some of the main cast doesn't even show up most of the time. The human characters became kinda annoying (imho). And there is a lot more to talk about. I hope for the best and i will definitely be waiting for the other episodes to come, but for now, eh. Maybe i set my hopes to high idk.

[rebornofstars]

nobody fucking touch me rn i went to see tf one in the cinema and im shaking. they actually made a good transformers movie. what the fuck

[bumblingest-bee]

assassins thoughts of the day: i love the alliteration in czolgosz's verse of the gun song. "many men to make a gun/men in the mines to dig the iron/men in the mills to forge the steel/men at machines" etc.

[themosttenderestofbees]

ever since I was young I knew I wanted to eat a roast pig with an apple in its mouth

[theradicalace]

did y'all know bees come in other colors??