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elden ring nightreign getting kind of a lukewarm response from all my friends who are into moden fromsoft is so fucking funny to me. like were talking about the company that made kings field and armored core 50 times in a row. creating a weird spin off that reuses a bunch of shit from a larger game is the most fromsoft thing fromsoft has done since the early ps3.
#elden ring#elden ring nightreign#fromsoftware#lmao#fromsoft fans dont know about fromsoft history#THIS IS YOUR FUCKING HERITAGE#THIS IS THE COMPANY YOU SIGNED UP FOR#its so fucking funny to me#no hate btw#i just like to imagine souls fans being like#oh#great#the third kings field game this year#cool#lmaoooooo like yeah dude thats the cool part
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the company i work for decided that its switching from the german formal "You"(Sie) to the informal "you" (Du) in all of our websites so now we have to scour the entire database to change it and i quite frankly hate that, not just bc the unecessary extra work but especially bc its such a weird and unecessary change
i bet its bc everything here is getting englishfied (both literally and culturally it feels like, when my new boss talks its half in english bc every second german word is just replaced by an english one despite there being perfectly fine words for it in german too, its so annoying) and bc they want to sound more personal in hopes of getting more clients bc 'company is your fwiend uwu!!', i know this here is the amercian tm site so you wouldnt understand really but i do not want to be greeted with 'du' by companies, no, thats too personal, you dont know me and im not giving you my data, stay away!!
i guess thats how i would describe it .. the formal you is like a polite distance, like someone you dont know staying outside your personal space, but when its the informal 'you' it feels invasive unless i told you you can call me that, and that goes double for companies
maybe its a small thing that doesnt seem important but i cant stand it, im just a little part time worker doing data work so i got no say in it but the companies founder also announced hes giving his post to his kids some time ago so ...... since then theres been alot of changes and new projects that solely aim to imitate whats popular and whats done by other companies, despite ours being one that is, or used to be, intentionally different, like, that was the POINT, but i guess chasing trends is just too appealing for CEOs
#ganondoodles talks#personal#rare personal rant#theres more and more changes that feel so weirdly forced#like man#i thought being different was the whole point#like climate and ethics are .. or were .. the core idea and now i guess its just fine to do whatever conventional companies are doing#yeah woohoo lets also do an app thing that forces people to sign up if they want reasonable prices!#smartphones the standard everwhere!#who needs anything physical if you can put it in an a phone so syphon off data directly out of people fingertips!! yea!!!#lets use AI pitcures bc we refuse to hire more graphic desingers and they are jsut so overworked uwu#climate? ethic? whats that#argh#sorry this needed to get out#recently had a stupid conversation with a coworker bc i asked them why we are okay with AI shit now when it goes against what this-#company was presumably founded on#and he was rly defensive and said welll we dont have time and its cheap and also maybe we should got WITH the time#like that last thing especially pissed me tf off#but i cant afford to lose this job#im starting to hate it more though so the dream of being able to stay like this might not be real#i cant get a job in this place that is as nice to my mental health so idk man#i wish i was good enough at merch and online stuff so i could live of that#but even trying to find out how taxes work on that stuff is a nightmare to me
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when your friend is writing a fic or analysis it feels like this
#this is a real peak company scene the dynamics all are fermenting wonderfully#that cahir when dandelion yells at him gets up and takes his stuff closer to MILVA#that he just starts listing varieties of writing is so funny. a rhapsody? an epic? a romance? a canzone?#that geralt knows dandelion well enough to know what he's writing#that regis does a pogchamp face because he's so elated about the work#that milva is conspiracy theorist levels paranoid about the writing#also what i find endearing is that i think with regis' comment that half a century is a blink of an eye#is that he intended to. be there. and read the memoir when it was published#to him ig it's like your friend saying they're gonna finish their book in a year and you're like oh yeah cool#regis was marking his calendar to be there at the book signing#if dandelion had a book signing regis would wait in line and when he got to the front dandelion would be like??#regis you dont need to wait in line we're friends i could just give you a signed copy#regis shrugs like he just wanted the experience of waiting in line. truly a michael goodplace type moment#the elbow-high diaries#f: a hansa's a hansa
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so about the new ishmael ego
I like her. I could say more but that would be another post. Look at the background. This part specifically.
There's a private beach roped off here. It looks pristine compared to the polluted waters Ishmael's boat is in. Hell, the water is green over here.
Makes me wonder if sections of the lake are roped off for nest-dwellers only. And these beaches are kept clean, meanwhile on the other side of the ropes, the beach seems to be an industrial waste dumping ground.
#limbus company#i live near the great lakes so in the summer we'd go to lake michigan a lot and. the people who own private beaches do rope them off.#and would also dump their trash on the public beach#and even when they put trash cans on the beach the people who had private beaches would dump so much that they'd usually be overflowing#IF YOU'RE RICH ENOUGH TO OWN A PRIVATE BEACH USE YOUR OWN TRASH CAN#especially if you're going to yell at any children who go a foot past your fucking “private property no trespassing” sign#i harbor a great deal of spite for people who own beach houses or lake houses#like yeah i bet you have a second house that you never shut up about. i get it you have money.#... i think these random unrelated rambles in the tags are just a feature of my original posts now
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Being in a data governance class makes it so weird to watch the shit that tech giants are continuously pulling. I see them mass data scraping for AI training and I'm like. But Wait. What about GDPR??? Hello??? User privacy and right to access/correct/delete??? I know that's an EU thing but other places have their own data protection acts too!!! And they're pulling these moves that communicate such flagrant disrespect and irresponsibility for the handling of user data.
In the IT courses I've taken, they've taught us something that's really stuck with me: "Just because we can doesn't mean we should."
My data governance professor keeps emphasizing that as IT personnel, we will need to have a much higher sense of integrity than most other fields bc we have access to SO MUCH SHIT. IT and tech industries are so under-regulated bc of how relatively new it all is and how slow the law moves. But people in charge of handling user data should keep in mind that this is data about Real People, and capitalizing off of it is a violation of privacy.
But tech giants don't care. They'll keep poking and prodding, trying to capitalize off of users' data in order to earn as much money as they can. Data regulations like GDPR exist, but they don't cover everyone, and tech giants are more of "Do First, ask forgiveness later". Or in this case, pay the fines later. Bc if they violate GDPR, they Will be paying fines. And maybe they'll even change the way they handle the data... for EU citizens.
The rest of us are fucked tho. Tech giants really don't care. They just view us as assets to profit off of.
#speculation nation#just thinking. i kinda hope my data governance professor brings this up on Tuesday.#i want to hear her thoughts about it.#but yeah im entering into a field that will grant me so much power within my organization(s)#thats where the integrity really matters on a personal scale. bc im not gonna end up running any tech giants.#but i Will be one of the IT guys who can access like. everything? in a company.#maybe not everything everything. depending on how well the company has their data system structured.#access controls and what have you. hopefully an average IT person wont see like. highly classified data and whatever.#but in a lot of companies IT ppl can just do Whatever.#another thing she taught in my data governance class is how to spot warning signs for insider threats.#aka ur fellow IT workers. or even just normal employees who arent following safety protocol as they should.#aactually it's wild how much of data privacy rides on the integrity of those involved.#kinda scary. people behind the scenes in the tech world have way too much power.#and so many of them dont treat that with the care that it deserves.
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the fact that skz turned down a chase atlantic collab. i hate to say it but this is my roman empire
#just saw a vid of chan saying they’re ‘coworkers’ with CHARLIE FAWKING PUTHHHH who on top of being a Zionist is literally the worst person#with the LAMEST digital footprint you could possibly have leeching off their popularity oh my goddddd this is SO . no words#i don’t usually like to foreshadow and talk shit in advance but i can tell you right now if there’s more of that dude’s co-produced songs#on the album we’re getting into a fight skzies and i …. it’s just UNBEARABLE to me that it isn’t 100% obvious to everyone in div1 and also#the skz members (who MUST have seen the boycott ongiong) that this guy is genuinely a leech?#now idk the kind of contract you might sign with somebody or if they’d still have to include whatever song in the album but one thing i#absolutely Despise is the way kpop companies will jump at any chance to collab with a western (aka us american) artist who’s willing pretty#much. like where’s the value in that and are you adding to your popularity atp or are you giving THEM undeserved clout?#i don’t like when companies undermine their artists impact and popularity it rly leaves a bitter taste in my mouth#ah anyway not to get worked up over (potentially and hopefully) nothing i just have this Feeling
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so anyway france news nobody cares about
SO remember in summer when our president suddenly decided ''ehhh fuck our current government line-up let's start over let's have a vote" for no reason and leftist parties united to have better odds of beating the right and they won so the president was supposed to pick a prime minister from the left
and then he didn't and he picked Some Rightie that nobody had heard about in decades Anyway yeah that new government might get voted out again With potentially our president having to resign too
#tldr president didn't give a fuck about democracy did things his own way despite the people's choice and it's backfiring severely#so now we might end up without a government Again even tho our current one is like. 4 months old.#his whole excuse for picking a rightie as PM was “if i pick a leftie the other parties will never agree with him & nothing will get done :(”#and Lo And Behold nothing's getting done anyway in fact the entire government is on hold and Might collapse at any moment#so shit's going great hey#all because like. new PM's proposal for the country's budgeting was Shit Everyone Hated like#the right hated it for being too harsh on rich people and companies the left hated it for Not being harsh enough on rich people & companies#somehow both sides came to the agreement ''fuck the PM and his stupid budget'' but he was like. you activated my trap card#so in france there's this thing governments can do called 49.3 where. whatever they want to sign into law Will be signed into law#even if nobody agrees with it like usually all the government members are supposed to have a vote for these things#but with 49.3 it's like. nah no vote Fuck all of y'all i'm the PM i do what i want#so PM did that and then both the left and right went. Fine! we're voting to kick you out lmao#and the president might get caught in his fall for nominating him in the first place when he wasn't supposed to
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I wish So Bad that I could confidently recommend lob corp and library of ruina to people because they're both genuinely rly good games and I also need ppl I know to understand the insanity that is project moon but like godddd they are a fucking Investment. Both in time and in brainpower. I generally think ppl exaggerate how hard lob corp is but it's certainly not easy and when it does get hard it gets HARD. Also it literally requires at least one day 1 reset (basically a new game+) to fully beat the game and at this point I've done at least 10. And for lor I'm not nearly as far in and I'm just scratching the surface of the real game but it's a beast of its own. Also 100+ hours and also hard as hell. Like this game does not fuck around with its difficulty spikes it will make you use your brain and it will give you a damn headache in the process. It's also one of my favorite card combat games I've ever played with mechanics that just so beautifully complement each other to create a dynamic and interesting battle system that gives it a completely different vibe and feeling than any other deck builder games I've played to the point where it almost feels wrong to me to categorize them together. But also I am not even slightly joking abt the headache thing every time I play this damn game I close it with a horrible headache and have to take a multi day break. I think everyone should experience this with me <3
#rat rambles#for the record I have not played limbus company nor do I plan to but the cast is rly good and I know a lot of ppl vouch for it#let it be known if I ever do get around to reading limbus stuff I will become obsessed with outis shes so me bait#youre telling me shes a middle aged woman a war criminal and a bootlicker? sign me the fuck up#I <3 crusty dusty women who suck ass#also ofc don is also the beloved but thats a given#the real question would be which of the other limbus women would comsume my life#because theyre all contenders for characters that could make me go insane. for better or for worse.#also reason number 500 that everyone I know should play these games is that its sooooo fun to make project moon ocs#ofc I and I imagine most ppl mostly make nugget ocs (aka your employees and combat units in the first two games)#but like its just fun to make ocs in this world in general#the worldbuilding of this game is like 90% built on 'would that be fucked up or what?' and I adore it for that#theyll just be like yeah theres a whole faction that follows these things called prescripts which can range from super simple stuff to#literally impossible stuff and if you aren't able to follow them you will be killed and theres a guy whos job it is to hand them out and he#has to routinely inform people to their face that they have to destroy their lives or die and it eventually breaks him#and you go ok cool Im still not over the teleporting trains that dont actually instantly teleport but instead travel through pocket#dimensions over the course of thousands of years during which the passengers can be injured and mangled and feel pain but not die and it's#not uncommon for whole societies to be formed in them but once they arrive to their destination the state of all the passengers is#perfectly reverted back to their state uppon entering leading to them being none the wiser of anything that had previously happened to them#and they go yeah haha we liked love town too anyways wanna watch this robot have another mental breakdown#and you go fuck yeah and get your ass handed to you
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#lol funny story#one of my prev rb reminded me of this and i thought you guys would enjoy 🤭#i was working at a music school as the receptionist and I was on the closing shift#so it was suuuuuper slow and barely anyone was there#so most of the times I was on my phone#…….#it was during high school#i was reallyyyy into roleplaying#(LMAO on Omegle good good times omg 🤦🏽♀️😂😂😂😂)#and I think I was talking to this guy on kik and we were doing some super hot roleplay#so maybe uhhhhhhhh#once or twice#I’d put the sign saying ‘be back in 5min!’ and run to the bathroom for some uhhh privacy 😇#just saying masturbate (shouldn’t have to say this but in fucking private and not being creepy) on company time#take a massive shit on company time#screewwwww it#ESPECIALLY if it is a major corporation#fuck em#shut up rosie
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Nah. I'd Win.
2000 Quota Rampage
#my art#doodle#sketch#fan art#painting#speedpaint#rough#Lethal Company#Employee#Stop Sign#horror#loot#1000 quota stare#doom music#meme#art#lethal company fanart#Me when I am trying to save my friends from being mauled in the warehouse#I end up also dying#you pick up the stop sign and thing you are invincible jfgjfdssdf
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what a good day to remind everyone if you thought the tiktok stunt was gross and despicable and chilling, the only way to put your money where your mouth is is to terminate your fucking account
#rage blogging about it on tumblr dot com has no actionable consequences terminating your account does#hope that helps#look. I get it's hard to exist as a person in the world today without all these apps but....#I'm here to tell you it's possible#I know cause I've been doing it for YEARS#I want more than anything in the WORLD to start a little home business in the next year or so selling my baked goods and chocolates#and you know what. I'm gonna try to do it without ANY insta/twitter/facebook/tiktok#I'm gonna have a website. you can go there for info. simple. there aren't 45 different places to go for info. one place.#and you know what. I kinda think ppl might dig it... I know that from my experience anyway#it's often that ppl sign up for ALLLLLLLL these accounts and then 1 or 2 or 3 of them stop getting updated#cause it's hard for ONE person to do ALL that shit#and so you'll have all these accounts out there dormant without relevant and up-to-date info.#anyway. I'm rambling. the only way to ACTUALLY be mad about this bullshit is to terminate ur account. that's it.#when the CEO of a company is eager to put on the knee pads and suck some disgusting orange dick and you say ur mad abt it#the only way to make that known is to cancel ur account...#and that's all I'm gonna say abt any of this today cause I was mad when I woke up and found out he'd survived today.............#erin explains it all
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How are you doing Dangonrumps? What are you up to?
Well I just visited family. Always a pleasure
#That's sarcasm. Most of them are nice it's just. Complicated.#not an art#*Sinks deeper into the Found Family niche*#Oh but on happier notes! Witnessed a cute moment at the bus where the driver got up at a stop sign to help someone with their bike#It was sweet#And I'm on vacay which is great! Had to bail out of the apartment yesterday and today#Bc flatmate had company and I just wasn't feeling it#But yesterday I could just go to my friend's house using the key she gave me like#'hey friend and friend's sister mind if I chill here so I don't have to play board games '#It was great I just love having people to run to lol#Hopefully tonight they won't stop for long I'm just walking to the store for a single drink to postpone going back#Barfs info at you lol
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Sharpe + The Onion headlines: Part 7 of ?
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6
#sharpe#sharpe series#richard sharpe#teresa moreno#jane gibbons#obidiah hakeswill#john rossendale#(i dont really have a tag for the chosen men LMFAO)#sharpe's rifles#sharpe's justice#sharpe's revenge#sharpe's siege#sharpe's company#(i would apologize for having too many teresa memes but. i wont. if you follow me you know DAMN well what you signed up for)#(also me: frantically trying to spread them out bc i really do have so many LMAO)#(tempted to just put 10 images per post tbh)#(THE FIRST TWO IMAGES ARE MY MAGNUM OPUS SDFGSDFG)#(lizzie sharpe really did have that hands off parenting approach. by DYING!!!!)#(also how did they get her date of death wrong. she died in the gordon riots??)#(in 1780.......like. way before 1812. wild)
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insane how ppl casually bring up their families or significant others or whatever tracking their location via life360 or whatever else like its just normal and then if I'm weirded out by how creepy that is on multiple levels im the insane luddite or whatever
#toy txt post#baffling!!!!! bro i dont even like that google has my location but i need the GPS to navigate what do you MEAN youre signing up for these#random apps that track your location at all times bc your mom cant handle trusting you to text her#my mom tries to share her location w me via google maps and tries to get me to do the same and i have to draw a hard line like no!#i will just text you! it is fine! jesus christ! you people used to fly across the country with no cell phone#even if you trust your parents or partner with your location info: you shouldnt be trusting these data harvesting ass companies???#thats fucking creepy. why the fuck would they do this if they are not reaping some benefit from knowing your location. no. its fucking#creepy even if your loved ones intents are not creepy. their anxieties are subjecting you to the creepy intents of the location tracking#services. your complacency with the insistence of the practice is contributing to its normalization. resist a tiny bit please.#fuck man the actual luddites are looking at the concessions ive made in this regard and hissing and ducking into the shadows about it.#anyway. sorry. listened to a couple eps of better offline so all my Anger About Tech Shit is surfaced#i maintain a good phone has never been made. but it exists in my brain and is paywalled by me being stupid#bur when i unlock the tiny hardware guy's constitution for diy consumer electronics. we're golden man. itll have an AUX port and SO much#storage space and nice camera and an easily replaceable battery
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What I love about the titanic sub, is it's like the polar opposite of the Suez boat stuck incident
Where that was a minor inconvenience that no one person was really responsible for but affected just about everyone on the planet equally, this is a great tragedy for a handful of stupid idiots who built the world's shittiest submarine and they are the only ones affected by it in the slightest
#it's refreshing but in the opposite way#usually when Elon has a meltdown he fires a company along the way or something#but here it is exactly 5 people#including the ceo#all of whom signed documents saying that they were aware the boat doesn't work#and that not a single port in the world would let them depart#what I'm certain happened is that the walls ruptured somehow and they died instantly so it's not as tragic as people fear#but the fact that the “best case scenario” is that they successfully surfaced and are waiting for the coastguard to spot them#is so fucked up#how do you die on the surface in a submarine#what the hell is wrong with your boat
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