#THIS IS SO FUNNY I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[sinnerenjoyer]

daniil wanted the roof to be closed since it was raining so he asked the umpire, who responded saying, “I don’t make the decision. They do.”

daniil then said, "who are 'they'? the illuminati?"

THIS MAN I CANT LMFAO CRYING LKDNEFLNEF

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[nwtbobsessedemo]

I was watching some of Nate's youtube shorts where he explains some of his songs a little and when I paused, well..

I had to share this with someone XD

[balaclavacharles]

@c2stan and I are absolutely capable of having fully coherant conversations 😌

[dollishmehrayan]

WE LISTEN, WE DON’T JUDGE TREND ── .✦

A/n: so there’s this trend on TikTok where it’s like “we listen we don’t judge” and I couldn’t stop thinking about batboys doing this (here’s the trend -> trend) SO UM YEAH.

(tags: batboys we listen we don’t judge trend.)

All of them: we listen, we don’t judge.

jason: "I once stole the Batmobile because Bruce wouldn't let me drive it, then parked it in front of Crime Alley like it was a trophy."

Dick: "And you��re proud of that?"

Tim: "He said we don’t judge."

Damian: "But I am judging."

── .✦

All of them: “We listen. We don’t judge.”

Dick: "I once did an entire patrol in sequined tights because I forgot my suit, and honestly? Gotham didn’t notice."

Jason: "They definitely noticed, man."

Tim: "Still doesn’t top the mullet plus, discowing, plus-“ *cue dick shushing him with his finger aggressively*

Damian: "Disgraceful, I don’t associate with you imbeciles.”

── .✦

All of them: “We listen. We don’t judge.”

Tim: "I once fell asleep on a rooftop during patrol and woke up to pigeons sitting on me, back when I was robin I think.”

Jason: "Bro, how do you survive Gotham?"

Dick: "Better question—how did we not find you?"

Damian: "this is why I try to escape you guys.”

── .✦

All of them: “We listen. We don’t judge.”

Damian: "I once released a venomous snake in the Batcave to test Father’s reflexes."

Jason: "See? This is why nobody wants to come near you within a 6 mile radius."

Tim: "I still have nightmares from Bruce’s screams.”

Dick: "Bruce does too, I heard him screaming about snakes the other night, no wonder why.”

── .✦

All of them: “We listen. We don’t judge.”

Duke: "I once wore a full frankstein suit to school for spirit day... because I forgot it wasn’t Halloween and like mixed up Halloween and spirit day up.”

Jason: "I’m so proud of you."

Damian: "Jason can go dress up like frankstein because he doesn’t need to color the scars or stit-“ *cue jason leaping from his seat towards damian*

Dick: “WHAT THE FUCK-“

── .✦

*video ends with jason and Damian sitting on the couch in full body casts.*

[exoscreamsoda]

who set up the internet in that decrepit little hovel so that lestat can be an ipad kid 😭

[prisma-palace]

i cant get over this image i needed to draw it. i dont even remember where i found it i just know ive been obsessing over it for the last half hour

i need a plushie that looks exactly like this so i can repeatedly punch it in its stupid little face

[denerturee]

Master Splinter is an old man who has no patience with technology

[isthisavideoo]

FAITH FANS PLEASE DRAW THIS I CANT DRAW

[kilaroka]

[heartscrypt]

yeah ok ill post this. this is how i look listening to dive back in time

based on my own tweet about a promo photo from the link click dance musical

[sinnerenjoyer]

another photo has hit the umpire head camera towers

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

[bringbackavac]

WHY DOES THESE STILLS LOOK LIKE “gay husbands fighting” STOCK PHOTOS 😭😭😭😭😭😭 IM CRYINGGGG ROLLING ON THE FLOORRRR

[starry-bi-sky]

pouring one out for luo binghe in my disciple SQQ fic, poor guy has taken a backseat here. we're nearly 30k words deep and he hasn't even shown his face once. it'll be much longer before he even actually talks to Shen Qingqiu.

(i say im pouring one out but in reality im sitting in my director's chair chewing on a cigar and wearing a beret as he tearily and unsuccessfully pleads with me for more scenes with Shen Qingqiu)

[greghatecrimes]

I am dying. Thirteen turning away like 'Ew, gross!' (after trying to gross Chase out) and Chase turning to Taub with that shit eating grin. House doesn't have fellows. He has children.

[wcender-art]

david as those madoka magica slot machines

[ghoulldyke]

celia on her tiktok