#THEY’RE JUST LIKE THAT

[myxomat0s1s]

formal apology to the aqua teen community for making ignignokt so fucking gay

[annoyinglandmagazine]

Maedhros: Fingon kissed me!

Celegorm : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Maedhros : It was unbelievable!

Maglor: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Caranthir: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Curvo, get the wine and unplug the phone. Maedhros, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Maedhros : Oh, it ended VERY well!

Maglor: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Celegorm : Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Maedhros: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Curufin: Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back?

Maedhros : First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair!

Everyone: tell us more, more!

*meanwhile*

Fingon: And, uh, and then I kissed him.

Aredhel: Tongue?

Fingon: Yep.

Aredhel: Cool.

[divinekangaroo]

My traumatised old dog finally letting the dog sitter pat her / take a selfie on day five

[shorlinesorrows]

I feel like sometimes people do not understand that my hyperfixations are seasons, not a singular occurrence

my past hyperfixations live in me like sleeper agents or charging spells

After they’re done recharging in dormant mode (whether that be months or years) they will RISE FROM THE DEPTHS OF MY BRAIN AND CONSUME ME WHOLE

and then they go back to sleeping after a bit of controlling every thought that passes through my brain :)

[talleryn]

Holly: what are the hardest things to say?

George: I was wrong

Lucy: I need help

Lockwood: Worcestershire sauce

[chandralia]

Blushing = romance depends heavily on context

Not our fault we have it all </3

and the context for us is that bkdk’s just gay 🫣

[eekitseve]

What a good day to be a charpimmer

[draculagerard]

just started s4 of spn and it feels like i need to leave the room every time cas n deans are on the screen bc it feels like i’m interrupting them

No for REAL…. that’s the vibe

[synoddiane]

Considering claiming to be ANAB on the basis of the “It’s a human!” birth announcement my parents did.

[death-in-a-handbasket]

Idk what is it about reader in your yukito fic but they seem so like dazai?😭 not that they have a similar personality but yk how when he first got introduced he acted careless and energetic but than has a whole ass dark asf past and is really smart and manipulative? Yea like that😭 I’m not saying reader killed people and is manipulating yukito but smth ain’t right about the mf😭 (I absolutely love it tho-)

HEGWGGSHD

I mean. The personalities of the readers in my fics are modeled after me because I’m self indulgent like that so this ask is entirely fascinating

Then again, I’m severely odd and so are my readers and how am I supposed to claim normalcy when I say shit like this

[brawnie]

*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

[tariah23]

White people are miserable, racist losers period. They’ve even been getting mad at Japanese people for correcting them about Yasuke as well.

[mumblesplash]

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[morganbritton132]

No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.

[tired-all-the-time22]

Failed phantom smooch ft. Letting the besties know

[detentiontrack]

When Mabel comes out to Stan, she’s really scared that he’s going to reject her and have an issue with it, so she’s emotional and asks him if he still loves and supports her and he’s just like “??? Kid I’ve been telling you all summer I’m one of the LBTGs” and then it’s her turn to be like “wait what??” because she thinks he had never mentioned a sexuality before, and it turns out Stan had been constantly telling the kids that he’s “ambidextrous” because he thought it meant the same thing as bisexual.