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Gosh, I Love Arrows || Clint & Aeron

If there was one perk to knowing Tony Stark, it was getting cool, free stuff. There were of course, in actuality, plenty of other great perks to knowing Tony, but “free” had always been Clint’s favorite price, and it even came with the additional bonus of usually not having to ask for things in order for them to be made. Clint liked getting stuff, but he didn’t really like asking. He didn’t need a whole lot (he’d learned to live with very little at a young age), and usually preferred to get his stuff through his own means and his own hard work. The one exception to this rule, was arrows; He needed a lot, and he needed them to be much fancier than anything he could dream of building, and when it came to arrows, no one made them cooler than Tony Stark.

Of course, he knew it wasn’t always Tony building them -- it was more than likely he’d stopped bothering making them himself after the third or fourth time he’d had to. Clint was quite sure the task had been passed off to a series of assistants and interns at Stark Industries, leaving their great leader to pursue much more interesting assignments. Clint didn’t mind. He knew he was still getting Tony’s design, Tony’s brilliance, and if there was ever a problem with the arrows, Tony would be the first to know.

He was headed to the lab today to pick up a new set of arrows, and was told to meet with an Aeron Pike. He didn’t know what to expect of Aeron Pike: He wished he could say Tony had told him anything about Aeron Pike, but the truth of the matter was, he hadn’t ever heard the name until he got the call saying his arrows were ready for pickup. He didn’t even know if Aeron Pike was a man or a woman.

The elevator came to a halt with a soft ding, and the doors slid smoothly open. Clint stepped out into the lab, feeling only a little out of place. It didn’t matter how many times he’d been there and would go there in the future, he didn’t think he’d ever feel at home in a place like that. “Uhh, hi,” he said to the first face he found. “I’m here to pick up some arrows.”

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Clint watched Tony carefully as he sipped at the glass of whiskey. He looked happy with a glass in his hand and whiskey burning his throat. Maybe that wasn’t a good sign, and Clint knew there was a history of alcoholism (in his father anyway; he wasn’t entirely sure about Tony, but knew that there was quite a bit of substance abuse in his past as well) but as far as he could tell, Tony had it all under control at this point. It was a relief, honestly. Clint knew as well as Tony how much alcohol could change a person -- didn’t stop him from drinking either, but it certainly made him more careful.

“You’re not old.” Clint scoffed as he took a sip of his beer. He nearly added you’ll NEVER get old, but thought that might be too morbid for current conversation. It was a dark thought, but entirely true, at least in Clint’s case. Once he joined SHIELD, Clint hadn’t expected to live long enough to face retirement. He was a great spy sure, one of the best around, but that didn’t mean mistakes wouldn’t be made. He slowed down as he got older, same as everyone (or almost everyone) and someday he’d be too slow. The fact didn’t make him sad, he just hoped that day would come later rather than sooner.

“Uhh...” He cleared his throat, and tapped the bottle of beer with his index finger. The trouble with being deaf was that one needed to maintain eye contact almost all the time, even in difficult or awkward conversations like this. He forced his eyes to stay on Tony, not wanting to miss a response, even though his eyes would rather be focused anywhere else. “I was wondering if maybe you could help me out?” He paused, then everything came spilling out of his mouth at once. “I haven’t had my hearing in a year, and I’ve been going to therapy and stuff for it, but it’s not healing as fast as I’d like it to. My doctor says I’ve got a very small percentage of it back, but that hearing aids probably wouldn’t be able to do much of anything for me right now, and that I need to be patient and just wait... But I don’t wanna wait anymore! And I was just hoping -- I mean, if you can’t, I get it, I know it’s not your area of expertise, and I can get by fine without ‘em but I just --” He gave Tony an apologetic look; he hated asking. “I was hoping maybe you could help make some hearing aids for me?”

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Drinks Are On You || Clint & Tony

Tony flashed his award winning, white toothed, smile. “That’s generally the principle, yes. If that doesn’t work, then I can always resort to my remarkable wit and charm. Now come on, you have five minutes to look presentable and then we’re out the door. We’re taking the Jag. I drive.”

—

God, Tony loved whiskey. Fucking. Loved. Whiskey. These days he’s been trying to stay dry, only a few drinks a week, and while it resulted in a whole lot of twitchiness, that energy did end up pouring out into new projects, which, on the main, was good for both Tony, and for the company. He could deal with a little twitchiness. He’s dealt with worse. He took a slow sip and savored it, eyes closing briefly, before setting the glass down and stretching his arms up to crack his shoulders. “I’m old. I’m an old man, Barton,” he lamented with a groan, before his attention was drawn to the nervousness in Clint’s voice.

“Yeah, buddy, what’s up? Penny for your thoughts.” Tony drummed his fingers on the bar counter as he propped up a little smile. 

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“Oh, I’m sure they do!” he said honestly. “Except your ways are generally walking up to a person and saying ‘hi, I’m Tony Stark’ and then you just have to stand there and wait for the panties to drop.” He smirked, in spite of himself. “That doesn’t really work as well for me. I don’t make a very convincing Tony Stark.”

He chuckled as Tony practically pushed him out of the lab and into the elevator. It was nice to have this sense of normalcy with him, considering the last time they saw each other they had all nearly died. Normal was what he needed, it was what he supposed he’d been looking for when he left in the first place... But then again, he was an assassin for a living, worked with gods, and supersoldiers, and mutants, and was constantly helping save the world from both human and non-human threats -- what was normal, anyway?

“Barnes? Oh!” A flip had switched in his brain at the mention of the name. Tony could only mean Bucky Barnes. Clint didn’t know much about him really (he was too lazy to actually read SHIELD files, he usually just skimmed) other than he was Steve’s best friend before and during the war, went MIA, was presumed dead, turned into a weapon by Hydra, and was now... What? Living with The Avengers? Clint wouldn’t judge. He’d had more second chances than most people got and sure knew (however brief his experience was) just how terrible brainwashing and mind control could be. “Yeah... Yeah I’d like to meet him.”

Clint waited until they were situated in a nice little bar just a few blocks away from the tower, Tony with a whiskey in his hands and Clint with a beer before he brought up work again. It was easier to think of it as ‘work’ than what it really was -- a favor. Clint didn’t much like asking for help, he never had, and he felt a bit queasy asking Tony now for what felt like (quite frankly) a handout. Yet he was starting to feel desperate. He just couldn’t do things the way he needed to anymore, and one day he’d stop getting lucky and end up dead because of a stupid mistake.

“Hey uhh, can I ask you something?” he said, hesitantly.

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Drinks Are On You || Clint & Tony

“Excuse me, Barton, but my ways work for and on most people,” Tony exclaimed with a dramatic gesture involving pointing his wrench and the quirking of his brows. “I can get you anyone you want, lady or dude. You just have to point me in the right direction and promise to take my shirt to get dry cleaned if I get a drink thrown at me.” 

God, Barton, Tony couldn’t help but burst out in a short, but genuine, laugh. “Well, Chunky, let’s go find us some PB&J, huh? It’s been a while.” He clapped his hand onto Clint’s shoulder once more with a mock-serious expression. “I’m feeling very much like I haven’t had a night out in far too long, and I’m supposed to have a whiskey in my hand at all times between six and twelve PM, doctor’s orders. Wouldn’t want to ignore them.” 

Whirling briskly around his friend, Tony headed towards the exit and jabbed the button to his personal elevator. “Wish we could invite Barnes,” he mused. “The dude’s seriously cooped up here. Not that I don’t get why–” He held out to stop any forthcoming objections. “But he’s got a wicked sense of humor. Fun to hang out with. You’d like him. And acid arrows it is, buddy, on it.”

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“I’m not sure I wanna know your ways... I don’t think it would really work in my favor.” Clint admitted with a grin. True, Tony Stark certainly had a way with the ladies, and he got plenty of them, but Clint somehow didn’t think he could handle a new woman every night the way Tony could. He’d find a way to mess it all up somehow. “On the smoothness scale, I’d say I range close to chunky peanut butter, but some women actually like chunky on their PBJ, so I think I’ll just stick with what I got. Thank you for offering though. Really. It’s super tempting.” he added sarcastically.

Clint feigned surprise at Tony’s invitation. “You? Leave the lab? You feelin’ okay buddy? Do I need to call a doctor?” He grinned again. Clint had a feeling it was more than likely that Tony would be flying his suit around until the day he died, although that day would likely come sooner than him growing old; he was sure the same could be said for him, and that he was more likely to die on a mission than old and in his sleep. The thought didn’t depress him, it was simply a fact of life, and certainly didn’t mean he intended to go any time soon.

He dropped the device he had been playing with back on the table as Tony pushed him away. He looked down at his hands. “Yeah, I think I like them that way too...”

He looked up to find Tony speaking again. He had missed the first part of what was said, but thought he could figure it out from the context.

--sid arrows? Talk about [bringing?] death --on the enemy, [?].

“Acid arrows?” he asked with a furrowed brow. He scratched his ear. “Yeah! That’d be... Really cool, actually! As long as they didn’t, you know, explode in my quiver or anything.”

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Drinks Are On You || Clint & Tony

“Not quite to half a brain? Owch, they’re growing slowly this year. Must be the rain. And do not pass up on an opportunity to do yoga, young Padawan, it is a fantastic way to meet women.” He pinned Barton with a mock-serious look and pointed the wrench at his chest. “Someday, if you’re nice to me, I’ll teach you my ways. For now, though,” he swung back around on his rolly-stool and tossed the wrench onto the table, “you’re gonna have to settle for letting me drag you out tonight. Don’t tell anyone I said this, I have a rep to uphold, but I actually feel like leaving my lab.” 

He lifted his arms up over his head to stretch, and rolled his neck lazily. “You know, if I don’t quite hunching I’m gonna end up a crippled old man, and I since I intend to be flying my suit around until I’m dead, that is not acceptable. No bueno.” 

His hand flew out to press Barton’s back to the table with the gadget in it without even turning his head to look. “Contains acid, do not touch, you might hit the wrong button, and I like your hands the way they are, not melted onto my floor.” He flashed a grin Clint’s way.

“Say, how’d you like some acid arrows? Talk about raining death upon the enemy, huh?”

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Clint, generally, liked Hank. In all truth, he didn’t really know him all that well. They had rarely interacted, and the times they had weren’t exactly one on one situations -- more like ‘the world is ending, our teams need to join forces and band together to save it!’ kind of situations. Still, even in these situations, Clint had to admire Hank’s almost constant glass-half-full sort of attitude (at least, that’s how he struck Clint); it was a good compliment to Clint’s own cynical ‘there’s a glass of water and you’re probably going to spill it’ sort of attitude.

“Good to see you too, Hank.” he said with a grin. Clint sniffed the air, his smile faltering only the slightest bit as a whiff of whatever Hank was cooking met his nostrils. It smelled like eggs, that much was all right, and something... Not meat. He glanced at the stove, and spotted cubes of white something-or-other mixed in the pan. Tofu. He held back a grimace. He turned his focus instead back to Hank and Lucky, who looked a little wary of Hank. Clint didn’t think the dog had ever seen anyone quite like him before.

“That’s Lucky.” he said. Lucky sniffed curiously at Hank. After a few moments he seemed to realize it must be okay, for his tail began to wag once again and he licked happily at Hank’s fingers. Clint grinned.

“No rest for the wicked though, as they say.”

He let out an embarrassed sort of laugh, and ran a hand through his hair. “Yeah, well... I’m sure I’ll get a slap on the wrist or something for being gone so long. I didn’t exactly get permission to go.” It had never crossed his mind once that perhaps he should have stayed, or at least come back sooner, or at the very least let SHIELD keep tabs on his location... Okay, maybe it had crossed his mind, and maybe he had chosen to be selfish instead. He felt a small twinge of regret before reminding himself, Hey, you almost died bro! You deserve to run away with your dog and chill on the beach for a month. He cleared his throat. “But uhh, I’m back now! And just in time, seems like.”

He frowned ever so slightly. Couldn’t bad guys just give the world a breather before jumping right into the next catastrophe?

Clint followed Hank out of the kitchen and down into the living room. “Oh no, I’m good. We already ate.” he lied. He thought it might be rude to say I’d rather drink rat poison, even if that was how he felt about tofu. Tofu... Why couldn’t it just be meat?

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Back To The Grind || Open

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“Well, at least it’ll have its work cut out for itself.” he smirked.

He gave Tony a friendly pat on the back in greeting as well. He grinned brightly as the other man teased about his appearance, and rolled his eyes as he prodded questions about the women. Clint liked to flirt, sure, but not nearly as much as Stark, and he had to admit he wasn’t nearly as good at it either. He supposed a good amount of that had to do with the fact Clint Barton just wasn’t a household name the way Tony Stark was. He tended to be met with “You’re who?” and blank stares whenever he introduced himself as an Avenger, not that this ever bothered him -- well, sometimes it bothered him. Recognition was always nice. Anonymity when he really just wanted to go out and buy some coffee and not have anyone talk to him was good too. He liked having both.

He was losing his train of thought.

“A few.” he replied with a chuckle. “Except most of them were into yoga, and didn’t quite have half a brain, so I mostly passed on that.”

He stuck his hands in his pockets, and glanced around the workshop. It was messy, but no messier than usual. Organized chaos as he liked to call it, as Stark seemed to be able to find whatever he was looking for much more easily in his messes than Clint could find anything at all in his own. “Been keeping busy?” he asked, leaning against one of the counter tops, and picking up a harmless enough looking device. “Whatcha workin’ on?”

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Drinks Are On You || Clint & Tony

Clint, Tony thought sometimes when he was, once again, obsessively, scanning over their individual files, trying to understand the enigmas that his teammates were to him, was the only goddamn person on the team who really got his sense of humor. Clint was goofier, maybe, but no one could take a Stark joke like Barton, and no one laughed harder when Barton jibed at him than Stark. That, and ever the ego-filled narcissist, Tony really loved the way that Clint reacted to the new toys Tony made for him. It made him feel like he’d done something right, made someone happy for once, instead of just being the guy people came to when they needed something. His technology seemed to be more than just an asset to Barton, and for that Tony was eternally grateful.

He held up a wrench in greeting. “Haha, Barton, very funny. I’m working on one just for you to remind you not to be such a smart ass.” His lips quirked up at the edges as he whirled around on his rolling stool. 

“Clint, you magnificent bastard, welcome back.” Hopping to his feet, Tony sauntered over to clap the archer on the back. “You look good. Tan?” He gestured with one finger at his cheek. “Lots of women in tiny bikinis, I hope? Pina coladas? Getting caught in the rain?” 

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Drinks Are On You || Clint & Tony

Clint was glad to be back. Vacations were great, really great, but working with SHIELD and The Avengers? Even when things were at their worst, at their most physically and emotionally draining, they were ultimately better. Work was, of course, the thing he’d wanted a break from in the first place, but breaks weren’t as satisfying. There was no thrill, no larger goal to sitting on a beach or in a hotel room doing nothing. Breaks were just that -- a break. A chance to reboot. There was probably a reason most people were only given a certain amount of vacation time a year: because they didn’t really need it as much as they needed work and purpose.

If anyone knew about purpose it was Tony Stark. It wasn’t just because he owned a multi-billion dollar corporation, or because he was one of the leaders of The Avengers; it was because he built an artificial heart while being held captive by terrorists, busted the hell out of there in a flying suit of armor, and then changed the fucking world.

Clint really liked Tony. He really liked all of The Avengers honestly, but he felt like Tony was somewhat of a kindred spirit. Sure, there were a lot of differences between the two of them, but they were the same in all the senses where it mattered: they both loved classic rock, they shared similarly dry senses of humor, they were both 100% human (which, in their line of work, was way more rare than Clint would ever have imagined), Clint liked to shoot stuff that went boom while Tony liked to build stuff that went boom, and last but certainly not least, they both liked to drink. Tony maybe a little more than Clint.

That last bit was really why Clint was looking for Stark so soon after he got back. That, and living alone in a hotel for a month was, well, lonely, and he could use his friend’s company. He found the man exactly where he expected to -- his lab at Avengers Tower. “Don’t tell me you’re working on another AI program.” Clint quipped as he entered the lab. “We all know how bad that last one turned out.”

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Back To The Grind || Open

After the Blood Star battle, Clint fell off the grid -- deep off the grid. As in gone from his apartment, no word to SHIELD or anyone else where he was headed, cash-only transactions, you can only reach him if you’re one of about four people that have the phone number to his third backup burner phone off the grid. He wouldn’t say that it was because he was depressed, emotionally drained, not wanting contact with any of his friends or teammates, but rather that he just needed a break from all the trauma. He needed some good old rest and relaxation, to not worry about his friends dying or being killed himself, to not think about whole cities being destroyed or the stars going out.

He packed a couple bags of clothes and some other necessities (DVDs and his XBox totally counted as necessities, okay?), changed the plates on his car, got a couple thousand dollars in cash out from his bank, and started driving south with Lucky as his copilot. They didn’t stop driving until they hit Virginia Beach (with of course the exception of having to stop for gas and cheeseburgers). He found a sleepy motel near the shore, booked a room for an indefinite amount of time, and set up shop.

He took Lucky down to the beach most days, let him frolic in the sand and chase seagulls and splash in the cold water. He fed him dog food, but he also fed him pizza and hot dogs and ice cream, and knew he shouldn’t do it because his pup might get sick and throw up or maybe he’d just get really fat, but then he remembered how many times he almost died and Lucky would have never known what happened to his dad. Clint didn’t like thinking about what would happen when his dog died, but it hurt even more to think about how confused and sad and hopeless Lucky would be if Clint never came home. He was a good boy. He could have some ice cream.

On the days where they didn’t go to the beach, Clint and Lucky slept. Clint watched movies and played video games - he bought the new Assassin’s Creed, and Halo, and Fallout, and loved them all - and Lucky still slept. It was incredibly mundane, but relaxing not to be shot at for once. He’d text Natasha and Steve sometimes, and even sent a few to Tony. It was important they knew he was all right, even if they couldn’t find him.

Clint didn’t consider leaving until he’d watched every movie he brought with him about four times, and he was running out of side missions on all his games, and he thought he might bore his own eyes out if he had to eat the same fucking ice cream from the stand on the beach. It had been almost a month by that point. His fingers itched to shoot something. He found himself wanting to run, to make quips with Natasha as the bad guys chased them down, to hide in the wall-space of some abandoned building and wait for the perfect moment to take his shot through the crack he was using as a peep-hole. It wasn’t until these cravings started driving him absolutely crazy that he decided he was well again. He packed up his stuff, and drove home. New York was way cooler than Virginia Beach anyway.

The day they got back, Clint and Lucky stopped by Avengers Tower. Lucky wagged excitedly and bounced around the elevator as it whooshed upward. He knew where they were going, knew he was going to get to see some friends, and barked happily. Clint grinned down at him, and ruffled the fur on the top of his head. The elevator dinged to a stop and they stepped out, greeted almost immediately by a familiar face. “Hi,” Clint said with a small grin. “You miss me?”

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Clint allowed the first hint of a true smile since his ship had gone down as the young girl put the food down on the table. After the briefest moment of consideration, he pulled one of the plates close and dug into the meal. He hadn’t eaten anything yet that day, and hadn’t really had much of a proper meal in almost a week (alcohol had seemed far more important). He tore off a large chunk of bread and shoved it into his mouth with some meat he figured must be turkey or some other such bird.

He allowed himself a few more bites before even acknowledging that the gentleman had spoken. “My ship an’ my crew went down in a storm.” he said through a mouthful of food. “Swallowed up by the sea. Storm came out of nowhere. Lightning flashed above us an’ the main sail caught fire. Wind and water swirlin’ ‘round us, like the sea knew where we was headed, and weren’t keen on letting us get there alive.” He looked darkly at Oliver as he paused to take another drink of rum.

“Don’t know how I got outta there with my life -- none o’ the others did. Maybe the map didn’t want to be lost. Maybe it saved my life so that some other poor bastard could sacrifice his crew to the depths... Maybe I just got lucky, and that thing in my pocket ain’t nothin’ more’n a scrap of paper.” If his colleague’s eyes were hard as diamonds, Clint’s eyes had become cold as ice with a grim expression that nearly mirrored the man across from him. Of course Clint wanted to get rid of the ruddy thing, but he wouldn’t do so without a fair warning to the buyer. “Is it cursed? Well, no one can say for sure, now can they? All I can tell ye is that bad things happen to those who come by this map-- aye, we wasn’t the first crew tempted by the gold. Maybe it’s all just superstition, but ye can’t deny every crew that’s gone after it has ended up dead before they can reach their treasure.” He grinned solemnly, and sat back in his chair. “More’n likely t’be the death of me one day, don’tcha think?”

He ripped another piece of bread between his teeth and washed it down with another swig of rum before he continued talking. “You still interested? Or did my ghost stories put the fear o’death in ye?”

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Maps & Legends || Clint Barton & Oliver Queen

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“Oliver Queen...” Clint repeated, narrowing his eyes at him. “I feel like I’ve seen that name before...” Of course, Clint had definitely seen that name before, he was just playing dumb. He was pretty good at playing dumb, and did it far more often than most realized. Playing dumb, slightly clumsy, definitely screwed up had gotten him out of more bad situations than he could count -- that, and people were somehow more willing to share intimate details with someone if they thought there was a chance that person would forget it all entirely by the next morning. It was what made him good at the spy thing: Some people hurt for information, some people seduced, but Clint just made people trust him.

Why he was playing dumb at this moment however, even he wasn’t entirely sure; Maybe he just sympathized with wanting to feel normal and anonymous.

He smirked, but stayed silent as  Matt teased his friend. “In all fairness,” Clint chuckled. “Our relationship would be a lot less garbage if we didn’t end up in so many dumpsters.” After that quip he merely stood back, end of his bow resting against the toe of his sneaker, as Matt and Oliver squabbled as if they’d known each other a decade. It wasn’t really until the proposed shooting competition with a blind guy and the prospect of free food that he really started to pay any attention to the conversation.

“Uhh, don’t miss?” Clint suggested sarcastically, then slung his own bow up over his shoulders. He stepped forward until he was next to Matt in the lane, and helped adjust his hand on the bow. “Hold it like a normal person, Jesus, Matt.” he grumbled through a grin as he repositioned the bow in his hand. “All right, now nock your arrow... hold your bow arm straight, and pull back until you can practically feel the fletching against your cheek, and keep your elbow up. Then breathe, let it go, and don’t miss.” He clapped Matt on the shoulder. “I’m starving.”

Dudes With Bows || Clint Barton & Oliver Queen

“Oliver Queen,” he replied, walking over and shaking Clint’s hand. “You two know each other?”

“It’s a trashy sort of friendship,” Matt answered nonchalantly, walking up to join them. “He’s got very sharp eyes – almost as sharp as those arrows of yours – and he’s come in useful to me a time or two. The other day, I was driving down the interstate, and – what?” He could feel Oliver’s look, part incredulous and part almost ready to believe that Matt would be crazy enough to do it. 

Much as he liked Matt, the man made Oliver uncomfortable. It was a subtle thing, but it was undeniably there. Something about Matt kept him permanently unsettled, like there was always some other set of rules being played by, rules nobody would take the time to explain to him. There was a hell of a lot going on with Matt Murdock, enough to keep the man burning inside, every minute of every day, even with all of his sweet smiles and bad jokes and dopey laughter.

“You weren’t – really driving, were you?”

“Jeez. Clint, where do you find these people?” Nevermind the fact that Matt had been the one to find Oliver first, in this case, and was wearing Ollie’s jeans and his brown jacket – it was more fun to blame Clint. “I have a license, Oliver.”

Oliver blinked. “Oh. That’s..” 

“To practice law.” 

Oliver rolled his eyes. “Okay. I get it. You’re in a mood. Alright, Matt.” He held up a hand to gesture them to wait, then went down and retrieved his arrows. Keeping one out of the quiver, Oliver took his bow again, aimed, released –

The arrow landed firmly, dead center of the target.

“If you can do that – and you’ve got my entire quiver to go through – I’ll buy you breakfast.”

“Clint, too?”

“Clint, too.”

“Done.” Matt turned to Clint. He knew exactly how far he needed to shoot, and where he needed to shoot, but as for the actual shooting? “Up for a quick lesson, now that I’ve negotiated food for us?” Matt asked him, reaching out and taking the bow from Oliver. “I do – what with this, exactly?” Holding the bow a little awkwardly, he shrugged out of his jacket, handing it and his cane to Oliver, who stepped back. Ollie would’ve felt like a dick for taunting a blind guy into doing this, but he could tell that Matt was already enjoying the challenge. Since the morning was determined to be a weird one? Ollie was just going to roll with it.

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Clint slid quickly into the elevator, and nodded gratefully at the man already standing there for not letting the doors close on him. He grinned for a moment and then looked away, jamming the button for the fourth floor with his thumb. His other hand gripped his briefcase tightly, keeping it securely at his side. He was meeting his contact there, and he was late.

Clint was a smuggler, though if he had it his way he wouldn’t be for much longer. The job was well paying sure, but didn’t pay well enough for the level of risk that went with it. Most smugglers didn’t last long, but that wasn’t really by choice as much as it was that they slipped up, got caught, and became subject to the worst of capital punishment. It made Clint shudder just thinking about it. It was an honorless job anyway, an honorless life, and an honorless way to die. He wouldn’t allow himself to become subject to that fate; he had too much pride to have his corpse be a mangled one.

Fontaine wasn’t exactly the most popular leader these days anyway. They said civil war was coming to the city, and Clint for one didn’t have much faith in his side. Could it really even be called ‘his side?’ Of course he worked for the man and he was grateful for the job that had kept him mostly off the streets, but did he really believe in all of Fontaine’s hooey? Well, if he thought of it as hooey, then he was sure he didn’t much believe in it... But then again, he wasn’t sure he much believed in Ryan’s gospel either. Some Utopia this turned out to be, he often found himself thinking darkly.

The elevator doors closed, and the floor shuddered as it began moving upward. Clint glanced at the man next to him once again. “Nice weather we’re having, eh?” he quipped. It was his favorite joke.

There was a ding from a bell, and the doors opened once again.

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Plasmids and ADAM and splicers...Oh my / Junho, Clint, Natasha and Seira / Bioshock AU

The conflict was getting worse and worse each day. What the hell was Andrew thinking? Going after a man like Fontaine. It was his fault that the once promising city of Rapture was on the brink of a civil war. Just on the brink, someone will fire the first shot that will rain blood onto the underwater city and the innocents will be lost. It was bad enough that most that had come below were seeking a new lease on life. Trying to find better footing under the sea than they did on the surface. As for Junho? He only came to live in the city because of Sullivan, Head of security for Ryan’s private forces. Both of them worked as police officers above until Sullivan got fired for accepting bribes. Anyone who knew him would know it was a lie, but harsh times. 

With nothing else to loose, Junho Lee joined him and has been working as security around the city when needed. But he was digressing. The asian man walked around the Welcoming Center, sharp eyes watchful as citizens continued to complain about the bathyspheres being shut down. Complete chaos. Other residents continued on with their lives. Marveling at the plasmid’s on display in the Gatherer’s garden. Those damn things made his skin crawl. Too many times he had encountered spliced up enemies during small skirmishes. All because of Dr. Tenenbaum, the discoverer of ADAM which led to plasmids and so much more. 

So much was going on. Not only was he tasked in keeping things from getting out of hand and defending the saner citizens from the crazed men of Fontaine but the possible chance that one of Lamb’s followers might do something stupid even though she had been quiet in Persephone Penal Colony. 

“Back again Junho?” Called out one of his coworkers. 

Looking over, he grinned at the man and nodded. “Yeah, but it looks like you got it under control”

“Of course I do, just a simple protest.”

He chuckled and moved on. Deciding to make his way to another section of the city to check on things. Something was going to happen….and it was going to be bad. Like a domino effect. Ascending the steps, Junho made his way to the elevators, stepping in and about to select the floor he wanted to go to but paused to keep the doors open a moment longer as someone approached. 

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Clint was glad that their conversation seemed to end with them complimenting each other. It wasn’t that Clint much liked silence most of the time - in fact, he usually vastly preferred at least a little background noise to none at all - but there was something soothing about this. The still silence broken only by the occasional twang of a bowstring or the following thud of an arrow in the target. Though he was aware that both he and his comrade were shooting rapid-fire shots, it still felt slow, relaxed, purposeful.

.... And then Matt showed up.

Clint liked Matt. In truth he didn’t know him all that well, but the few times they had interacted, Clint had always ended up with a smirk on his face. Matt was great at banter, and anyone with sass like that was all right in Clint’s book. He grinned even now, just at the sight of him as he turned to look at their newfound guest. He was just about to respond to Matt’s snide remark, but was cut off by the stranger in the other lane. Clint whipped his head to look at him, eyebrows raised in surprise.

“He--” Clint looked back and forth between the two of them. “You don’t gotta-- That’s Matt.” he said, pointing to Matt. Smooth, Barton. He shook his head quickly and tried again. “I mean, I know him. He is hilarious... Sometimes. If not a complete ass.” he grinned again. He put his bow on the rack in front of him and crossed over to the stranger’s lane, one hand outstretched. “My name’s Clint. Clint Barton.”

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Dudes With Bows || Clint Barton & Oliver Queen

Oliver nodded to show gratitude, but he was already kicking himself for having spoken at all. Who exactly did he think he was, Felicity? Being social, attempting to make friends? If someone had spoken to him while he wanted to be alone, he’d be thoroughly annoyed; all told, the stranger had taken things well, very well. So, to give him some actual gratitude, Oliver didn’t say another word to him for a while. He retrieved his arrows and went back to the start. 

This time, it was easier to focus. This time, he found that perfect silence and just let it envelop him. He let his thoughts wander as the rest of his mind went quiet and relaxed, the calm energy sinking into his body. He took his time firing, just enjoying the slow, simple moves, the elegance inherent in doing it well, in focusing on leaving the arrows all touching, just barely. As he did, he remembered last night, the night before it, and the one before that… He’d come to New York just to get away, needing the time alone after a particular occurrence in Starling, but when he met a violent little ball of rage one night, in a cliche dark alley… They’d hit it off, oddly enough. Matt Murdock was a reckless, furious, dangerous warrior with a will far stronger than his body would ever be - which, in Oliver’s estimation, was saying something - but he was also good company… and good to train with. He was leaving Matt exhausted, he knew, but Matt was also getting some good hits in..

Things were a quiet, pleasant, crystal-clear blur for Oliver. He enjoyed the sensation of feeling everything, hearing everything, brief as it was. When he fired his next-to-last arrow, he didn’t call hold – he didn’t want to interrupt the other archer until he, too, was ready. He’d already interrupted once.

But, as luck would have it, he didn’t have to interrupt at all. Shortly after Clint was ready to collect again, a man spoke up from behind them:

“Impressive,” Matt said, from his place standing against the wall. He was wearing Oliver’s clothes, his red glasses, and a smirk. “I’ve never seen such skill.”

Oliver flipped him off with a quiet laugh. Matt made a face, well-aware of what Oliver was doing, but he seemed ready to laugh, too. 

“Please ignore my friend,” Oliver said to Clint as the two of them walked down towards the targets. “He thinks he’s hilarious.”

“Actually, I know I’m hilarious,” Matt called after them.

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If things looked bad for Clint Barton, he could promise they felt worse. He had been first mate for the Hawk’s Eyes for near on five years, and a member of the crew at least another five before that. The crew, the captain, everyone aboard that ship felt like family, and now they were all gone. How he had managed to survive that storm he’d never know: He’d call it luck, but he didn’t exactly feel lucky to have lived.

He had floated ashore on a bit of wood from the wrecked ship, bearing nothing but the clothes on his back and the map in his pocket. More dumb luck had hidden him from the soldiers of Nassau before he awoke beneath a dock to the sounds of happy shouting and boots clamoring against the wood panels over his head. He managed to sneak into town and steal enough money to barter his way onto a ship headed for Tortuga. Had circumstances been different, he may have been happy to sell that map to the highest bidder and fall into early retirement but now? Now things were different. Now all he wanted was to get rid of it for good and drink to forget his past sorrows.

Well, he had the drinking bit down anyway. He put the word out regarding what he was trying to get rid of and hadn’t had any real offers yet, which only concerned him a little. Gave him plenty of time to drink while he waited.

He was holed up in a little bar in Tortuga now, and had adopted a dark corner table as his own. He paid little attention to the music that was played, and ignored any offer from a woman to keep him company (for now, anyway). He simply sat and drank day in and day out, and waited for something to happen... And then something finally did.

Clint glanced away from his near empty bottle of rum at the sound of another man’s voice. He looked blearily up at the figure hovering over him. “Aye, y’could say tha’.” he said hoarsely. It had been quite some time since he’d said more than two words to someone. Something about the look of the man told Clint he wasn’t much interested in hearing his story, but if there was also a chance he could pawn off that filthy map on the man then he didn’t much care. He gestured to the chair across from him. “Sit yourself down if ya like. Might as well pull up a chair for y’friend as well.” He added, nodding to the woman just behind the stranger.

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Maps & Legends || Clint Barton & Oliver Queen

Captain Queen of the Death Arrow wasn’t known for kindness or patience. Granted, not many pirates were, but some were more fun than others. Some could be good company; some, a person could work with. Oliver Queen was not one of them. His reputation was simple: murder. He could be trusted, if he gave his word, but if he lost his patience, if he was tested, or if someone was fool enough to cross him? Oliver killed them. His eyes had been hardened long ago, likely by whatever story had scarred his body, and his heart had seemingly turned to stone right along with them. That was why nobody bothered him when he wandered alone through Tortuga’s streets, despite the fact that the port had gotten progressively worse since Disney released a major motion picture, putting it on ye olde charts. 

The bars never closed here, morning, noon, not even on Sundays, and so despite the sun being high, the streets still reeked of the drunken men and women laughing and drinking and fucking and killing. They had their haven, which was more than most people in the world could say. It might not be a beautiful freedom, but it was freedom that even Oliver could appreciate seeing. 

It didn’t take long to find the bar Clint Barton was rumored to be in. When Oliver walked in, the place was a little danker and quieter than others, but he still spotted the muscular form slumped over at a corner table. Candles guttered, yet to be changed out from last night, and more sunlight came in through the gaps in the poorly constructed walls than they’d offer, anyway.

Oliver walked up to the table.

“Heard your ship had some bad luck,” he said to Clint, hand on the back of a chair. “Got some stories to tell, friend?” Oliver pulled out the chair and sat, watching Clint with his usual wariness, trying to tone down the hostility. Supposedly, this poor bastard wanted to unload a treasure map at a good price as quickly as possible, but just outright saying sell me your damned map was a bit rude. A drink or two first would see things in a better light – and if the bastard had lost his entire ship, his crew, his world? 

He deserved to have every goddamn pirate on this godforsaken island buy him a drink. That was a misery Oliver knew could drown a man faster than any alcohol, so one might as well enjoy the long way down.

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Clint would forever be grateful to have his job at SHIELD and his spot on The Avengers, but sometimes the spy/assassin/superhero life was a little much for him. It wore thin in times of stress. He’d learned a lot of tricks in his trade and become a more skilled archer than he or anyone else could’ve ever imagined (although he’d sometimes wondered if Barney had always known Clint was meant for bigger and better things that performing trickshots in the circus), but sometimes he grimaced at the sight of all that fancy equipment and his multi-use arrows. Sure they were helpful and the training room Stark had built was amazing for testing their abilities and learning new skills, but sometimes, just sometimes, all he wanted was a bow and set of arrows to shoot at a thing on a wall.

No fancy scope, no exploding, electric, putty bursting tips, no mechanized quiver, no holographic enemies or moving targets -- just a singular, still focal point, his old bow from his time at Carson, and a quiver of arrows with no fancy add ons. It was refreshing.

He knew a great place, a little far from his neighborhood, but he never complained about that. It really felt like getting away. He was on good terms with the owners, and was glad they were willing to keep it hush hush that their archery range was Hawkeye’s range of choice. It was never particularly crowded there either, and this morning was no different. Perhaps it was the weather keeping everyone away, but he had been there for nearly a half hour already by himself before someone else finally walked in and joined him. Clint hardly paid him any mind, although he couldn’t help but notice the man’s strange clothes... In truth, they weren’t all that strange for New York City, but they looked more like they were meant for a night out at a club than a morning out at a shooting range.

Maybe the clothes were his good luck charm, or maybe they helped him focus were the only explanations Clint had for it, because the man certainly seemed to know what he was doing. He couldn’t watch him too closely without turning around entirely (and to be honest, he wasn’t all that interested in watching him anyway) but the little that he did see was pretty damn good for a local shmuck straight off the streets. Clint called “Hold,” and went to collect his arrows. He looked around in surprise as the man spoke.

“Oh.” he wasn’t sure what to make of the comment. Now that he got a good look at him, the clothes didn’t seem to match the face or attitude of the man very well, and that compliment -- well, was it just a compliment? Clint hoped so. It was too early in the morning for anything else, in his opinion. “Uhh, thanks. “You too. I mean, you’re not bad. Just from, ya know,” he gestured at the other man’s target. “Your grouping.”

Way to keep it real, Hawkeye.

Dudes With Bows || Clint Barton & Oliver Queen

After a week in New York City, Oliver needed an outlet. Not to say he hadn’t at least sort of enjoyed training with his new friend - enjoyed might be a strong word - but he wanted the quiet and the calm of his bow. So, leaving his exhausted friend still curled up and passed out in the other room, Oliver got up and dressed. A quick search on his phone told him here to find the nearest range (indoor, but beggars couldn’t be choosers) and so he went. It was a cold morning and rain was coming down hard; maybe it was better that it was inside, he thought, with a grim amusement over the insincerity of that thought. 

After going through the rules with the girl at the desk, Oliver paid the guest fees and signed in. He was assigned a lane – but when he got down there, he wondered why they’d bothered. There was only one other person shooting today, a guy who looked like he knew how to laugh. Oliver unzipped the case and took his bow out. He took his time checking it before he strung it. It had been a while since he’d used the old, simple recurve, but he was glad that she was the one he’d brought. 

Hearing a solid thud drew his attention back to the other archer and Oliver grew still, quiet. Actually taking note of the guy’s form, his attention was completely arrested. The man was good. Very good. He made it look so easy, so natural; Oliver wondered if it was the same with him, ever. His eyes searched the stranger’s face with a newfound respect, perhaps even a hint of admiration, before he turned to his own target. 

it was relaxing. The pull and almost immediate release, the feeling - always almost a physical one - of seeing the arrow hit the target exactly where he wanted it. He went at a slow, relaxed pace, happy to go through the entire quiver (save one arrow), but when the other man called Hold to retrieve his, Oliver immediately put his bow up. 

“Hold,” he agreed, and set the arrow he’d been about to fire back into the quiver, hanging where it did on the post. He carefully set his bow on the hooks above, then walked down the range as the other guy did, to the targets. For a moment, Oliver didn’t think he was going to say anything. He thought he’d just ignore him, not actively try to be social (considering how well that always went)… but then his mouth betrayed him:

“You’re incredible,” Oliver said - and immediately hoped it didn’t come off as an attempted pick-up. He probably looked like trash this morning. His clothes hadn’t been dry from the laundry yet, so he was wearing his friend’s pants – and they were even tighter than his own. Tight black leather (the only one he’d thrown at Ollie, with a delighted little snicker) pants, an equally tight black t-shirt, and a floppy, ridiculous purple hoodie with a giant eye or something on the back and the words Welcome to Night Vale. Whatever that was. Matt loved it, and Ollie didn’t have a damn clue just what the hell it was, but he’d been grateful for the loaners… until he realized he probably looked like he’d just wandered out of a drinking binge (at least the bruises were all covered up), and that was probably exactly what Matt had intended. Little fucker. Matt and his smirk. Well, if this guy thought he was trying to hit on him, Matt was going to get an earful later. 

Too late now.