#THE TONGUE IN CHEEK

[sammykiszkamyass]

i am going to say something inappropriate!!!!

[brokenhe4ds]

i need him like i need air to breathe

[tragicvampireromanceisland]

anyone else remember this weird little show that toon disney used to air back in the nineties?? inside out focused on the lives of the emotions inside the mind of thirteen-year-old riley andersen, as they worked together to guide her through each day. while essentially just being a workplace comedy, the show quickly garnered praise from critics and fans alike for its unique premise, strong and relatable characters, and positive messaging on emotional regulation for its young audience.

at first, it looked like the show was going to become a staple saturday morning cartoon. season 2 even added four new emotions to the original cast of five! unfortunately, it seemed like disney had other plans. clocking in at 52 episodes, inside out only managed to reach around half of the golden standard of 100 episodes for rerun syndication before it abruptly got cancelled. the reason why has been the subject of speculation in hundreds of online forum threads over the past thirty or so years. but who knows! if we drum up some more conversation about it, maybe we can get a reboot!!

[wtftaylr]

I love Companion Benny. I love the idea that he gets huffy-puffy and “just a little” jealous if you switch him out for another companion. He simply cannot cope with the fact that you’d toss him aside like yesterday’s trash for… what, some scribe in rags? A boring-ass first recon guy? A vaquero ghoul? (ok he thinks Raul is kinda cool actually but he won’t openly admit that)?? Benny has STORIES, baby. Interest. Intrigue. You wanna know all the juicy strip gossip? Guess what, you CANT now because you DISMISSED him. How DARE you.

Benny is VERSATILE, baby. His tagged skills are guns, melee, and unarmed. Good luck finding another companion that can do what he can. Yeah Craig “Frowns” Boone can headshot a cazador from a million yards away or whatever, *mumbling* show-off, he would’ve seen that cazador eventually *end mumbling* but Benny can shoot, stab, AND punch. Hey courier, watch this. I’m gonna punch the fuck out of this deathclaw. He does it (you gotta administer a few stimpaks) BUT HE DID IT. And he was only at half health. 400+ health honeybaby, Benny can take a few whacks from those deathclaw freaks. What was that? Showing off? Benny doesn’t have to show off, sugar plum. He’s just that good.

He also won’t complain that his feet are getting tired. Yeah he’ll complain about minor inconveniences and wants you to do something about them regardless if you realistically can or not, but at least he’ll walk miles upon miles in a day and not complain. He also won’t complain about going back to the Lucky 38. (he’ll just complain about not being able to get in there before the Courier showed up.) What, no one else complains about their feet hurting? Uhhhh BOOT-RIDERS. Silly name. But that’s how they rode the Mojave, dig? On their feet. He’s done this before. Experienced.

AND ANOTHER THING. how many companions shout words of encouragement during a fight. Go on. He’s waiting.

You’re doing great, baby! Show these punk losers what you got!!

I bet all the caps in Vegas you’ll miss that while getting shot to shit by the Fiends or whatever. Grumble. Benny hopes you come back in one piece, of course. He’d just rather see to it himself that you remain in one piece. Uhh BECAUSE HE’S JUST THAT GR-

(The courier left with their choice of companion hours ago. Swank is trying to work but Benny won’t stop gabbing his ear off. Dear god Benny just go be the Head of The Chairmen somewhere else. Swank is trying to do actual work here.)

[padmestrilogy]

two spent swimmers

“the skywalker suicides part i: the case for padme” / the phantom menace DVD commentary / macbeth act i, scene 2 / gregory orr / early concept art of anakin and padme by iain mccraig / “lady macbeth + macbeth” - two-bees-poetry / valerie estelle frankel

[6ebe]

When I said Spain were violating child Labour regulations I didn’t think they actually were 😭

[basketcase1982]

misery 1990 is the only thing that comes close to defining "cozy horror" to me. the flannels, sweaters, cardigans and long skirts. books everywhere. yellow lamp lighting. lace curtains. the matronly decor in general. the way the farm house looks so warm against the thick snow. but shes nott very nice so watch out

[stargabs]

Just finished what we have from The Locked Tomb series after speed-reading for about 3 weeks. Loving the character design trend I've been seeing with these two. Big Rectangle and Smol Stick. That's the silhouette your honor.

[jesuistrestriste]

ugh. making art get down on his knees and watch you touch yourself.

telling him he can’t do anything except hold your thighs steady while his eyes track every circle your fingers rub over your slick parts.

he knows he can’t touch himself either, and he doesn’t even really want to. doesn’t want anything to distract him from the show you’re giving him so graciously.

his hips arch and jolt up into nothing but air while he sucks his bottom lip between his teeth and stifles whines n whimpers. his blonde curls a total mess around his face and over his forehead.

and he comes like that; before you even get there yourself. before he even really means to.

you don’t even realize it at first, because he purposefully quiets himself when it happens so he doesn’t interrupt you, but you notice eventually when you’re finished up and look down to see a dark patch spread over the front of his sweatpants.

poor guy.

[high-voltage-rat]

I think it's fascinating that the quotes:

"Have you forgotten sir, we were at war? A fight with an alien race for the very survival of our species. I feel I must remind you that it is an undeniable, and may I say fundamental quality of man, that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable."

"When you spend every day fighting a war, you to demonize your attackers. To you, they're evil, they're subhuman. Because if they weren't, what would that make you? What I'm trying to say... is I've been afraid to see you for what you really are. You're our brothers. Our sisters. And the things we've done to one another are unforgivable."

"These guys want to use us, take us away from our families, and send us all over the dad-gum galaxy just to test if their agents are ready for the big fight? Well... guess I'm interested in showin' em exactly what a big fight is all about! So I'm not ordering you to go. I ain't even asking. You do what you gotta do, Private."

came from the same series whose standard fare is lines like:

"What in the hell are you two doing?" / "We're being executed by our own men, sir." / "Cut it out."

"I only drink the blood of my enemies, and the occasional strawberry yoohoo."

"You always said I could sleep when I’m dead, Sarge, and guess what? I am dead. This purgatory is about to become purga-snore-y, yawn!"

...and both categories manage to be a poignant statement about the nature of war and what it does to the people in it.

[phortgage]

"and thats the secret to any long lasting professional relationship" this coming from the guy that trended on yaoi day purely because of the reaction he had to seeing his coworker dressed in all black

[secriden]

Style says, while everything about his tone and expression and demeanour and the anticipatory delight in his eyes says I hope you're exactly the same jealous type like your brother is.

[fromthedust]

Ellen Von Unwerth (German, b.1954)

Keys to Heaven - Rouilly le Bas - 2002

[holmsister]

Anyway. full massive respect to kabru that saw a 185cm blond viking with a heart of gold and immediately decided thats mine. No touchy everyone thats my shit. Im gonna get him and im gonna make him king and im gonna make myself his queen. Inspirational

[1percentcharge]

everypony’s got the right to be happy

[hadopelagian]

tlt fans, if we all manifest really hard, tamsyn muir might be really kind to us, and griddlehark might even have two conversations in alecto!