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yall recirculating my phil gafs post im gonna start cryong about it again fjfhjfh TIT SPOILERS UNDER CUT

no cuz like they had to put in a whole monologue section for phil basically just hyping up his little guy and talking about how much he wanted him to be happy even if it meant temporarily letting go of a giant part of himself alongside dan in order for dan to grow as a person, and the fact that it comes right after the bit where phil literally tunes dan out while hes on another stupid rant ITS LIKE its so perfect and it shows how. the tuning dan out part, its definitely real when hes on about something stupid lmaooo, but he cares so fucking much about dan and i feel like because dan just tends to be a more talkative and expressive person people just think it goes one way i mean literally during the closet era so many ppl were like "yeah dan has a one sided crush" but really it only felt one sided cuz phil is a little better at hiding his feelings than dan (especially when dan was in his early 20s at the time) and likeeeee idk i just love phil and i love how much phil loves dan and i love how much dan loves phil too theyre just so beautiful and i love phil wearing his headache-curing I LOVE MY WIFE hat 24/7 its so beautifulllllll

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repent for your sins 🥀

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will you do a million soft launches with me

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isn’t it amazing how phil helped dan feel like he wasn’t alone in the world and ever since then they haven’t left the other really properly alone. dan and phil have made sure they never feel that way again.

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My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

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I’m still here btw

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no see yall dont get it like phil gafs he gafs SOOOOO MUCH hes such a dannie and one part of being a dannie is knowing u gotta bully him a little bit BUT when he shows dan love it is All-Encompassing it is making dan hop on his channel to promote his book and tour and pride special its going into the editing zone while dans not in the room so that he can make sure he actually gasses him up as much as possible IT IS MAKING HIS OWN COMING OUT VIDEO UNDERSTATED SO THAT DAN'S CAN SHINE EVEN BRIGHTER ESPECIALLY SINCE PART OF DAN'S STORY WILL ALSO ALWAYS BE PHIL'S STORY TOO AND HAVING THAT FULL TRUST TO HANDLE THAT STORY WITH CARE AND GRACE AND LOVE

ITS POSTING DANS SHINY ASS IN THOSE TIGHT ASS PANTS ITS BEING OBSESSED WITH HIS CURLS ITS REMEMBERING HIM CRAMMING FOR UNI EXAMS IN THAT TINY APARTMENT YALL HES SO IN LOVE I NEVER WANNA HEAR THAT PHIL DOESNT GAF EVER AGAINNNNNN

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thinking about how

dan came to visit phil for just a couple days and phil was immediately like. stay here forever. and then dan just did that. wtf when will it be my turn

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not even 30 seconds into the video and phil is looking at dan like this

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like! phil loves sharing things with dan. like (SUPPOSEDLY ALLEGEDLY) dan wasnt even meant to be on the jamaica trip but phil wanted him to come with anyway. phil was offered a radio gig and didn't like it and would rather have done a show with dan which they eventually did. imo phil coulda been completely capable of doing his own thing in terms of gaming content, i mean he posted a little bit of that on his main channel, but he knew he wanted to do that with dan. and like sure we can be cynical and be like yea with dan it gets more views blah blah but like. he just WANTS to share everything with dan! except sweets but thats different im talking experiences

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December 19, 2009: “you > everyone in the universe" 

Happy 10 years to my favorite Phil tweet of all time!! ❤❤❤

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phil is the dannie ever. no dangirl could compare to phil "first person to ever see dan's very first youtube video" lester

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oh my god

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dan is pretty trophy wife coded

i know this has nothing to do with your ask but no but fr i know...like i KNOWWWW when phil got dan on skype he was lowkey worried that dan was another catfish using a hot emo boys pic as his pfp and as soon as the picture loaded (bc shitty internet) he let out the biggest sigh of relief that he somehow snagged an unknown hot emo boy like i knowwwww he was making soo many promises to dan over text and over skype and he was proud af when dan was featured on his channel like 'yeahhhh look what i got :)'

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bro???

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he’s an old man, dan

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dan is pretty trophy wife coded

i know this has nothing to do with your ask but no but fr i know...like i KNOWWWW when phil got dan on skype he was lowkey worried that dan was another catfish using a hot emo boys pic as his pfp and as soon as the picture loaded (bc shitty internet) he let out the biggest sigh of relief that he somehow snagged an unknown hot emo boy like i knowwwww he was making soo many promises to dan over text and over skype and he was proud af when dan was featured on his channel like 'yeahhhh look what i got :)'