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Dan And Phil 2.0 Is Impending

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The Phan Dragon

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what if i get hard launched into the sun by the twister of love. what then.

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how it started vs how it's going

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post-phregnancy, welcome to the world phan dragon 🥹

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the kinds of things i imagine ppl would be saying to lesbian phil aaaghfjfjkfg

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it’s so sad they’re not gonna be allowed to call it the phagon out loud because you KNOW that’s what they’re calling it in their heads

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we joked about the hard launch being sponsored by dragon city too close to the sun i fear. fucking twister of love. fucking twister of love??????

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dan and phil are gonna say “twister of love” about the dragon modeled after them and the jury is out on whether they’ll play it off or just start making out sloppy on screen

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you’re laughing. dan and phil have an exclusive phan dragon in the mobile game dragon city that’s primary emotion is happiness and whose move is the twister of love and it’s designed to have their hair and dan’s earring and clothes the same pattern as their old bedsheets and you’re laughing.

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oh im sure

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once again dreamt the hard launch was sponsored by dragon city. they ran a whole promo deal complete with a blue and black ‘hard launch’ banner flag in the game 😒

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on god we cant start getting emo over their fucking dragon city tie-in sponsorship. come on guys we cant lose the idgaf war to DAN HOWELL