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the hard launch was dan choosing a nonbinary character and phil saying oh okay i'm bisexual then

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have you guys seen him

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have you guys seen him

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have you guys seen him

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What Dan & Phil Text Post Each Other (12/?)

Not going in the main tag so reblog for each other 🙂‍↕️

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me too dan

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Phuppets triple combo

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Thank you for your service, brave yaoi warrior AverageHarry 😌

Transcript:

AverageHarry: Y’know about yaoi?

Jack Manifold: I’ve heard of yaoi, yeah. I actually saw some once!

AverageHarry: Well you had Dan and Phil on your podcast…

Jack Manifold: That’s not- what that- umm… No, not really what I meant-

AverageHarry: They- but no, but on their show, they said it was yaoi, they said that was yaoi

Jack Manifold: Did they? I just remember… there was… [stuttering] Eleanor bought her friend a yaoi book for his birthday.

End of transcript.

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i dont care about dan and phil living their truth i need them to hard launch because i think it opens up more comedic potential for us

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it's not like it's new information or anything but once again im just so..... like... head in my hands. phil always being the one to make sure dan is actually expressing his needs, looping him into conversations when no one else hears him mumble, giving him an in just in case he didnt like his haircut because he knows he wouldnt say anything otherwise, making sure he actually tells the doctor hes in pain, bailing him out of awkward situations......... just. dan being so chronically bad at advocating for himself in these scenarios. really makes you think about Can Phil Express An Opinion doesnt it. really just. yeagh

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doodle! i have just realized it looks like phil is drinking nothing xD

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new fave dnp pic just dropped

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i dont care about dan and phil living their truth i need them to hard launch because i think it opens up more comedic potential for us

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i’m not really on hard launch hill nor is it important to me. but. i would maybe like to live in a world where we can bully dan howell for announcing on twitter that he fucked his favourite youtuber

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On the one hand we were so off that one day before Christmas thinking they were being active on social media because Phil had gone to see his family and they were apart, on the other hand that may still be the case in an even more embarrassing-for-them way where they were doing that while just in separate rooms in the same house so Dan wouldn't get covid

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WAIT the 'text me murder' dan trying to get out of a social situation was night 1 of the wad filming (feb 10th so feb 11th at 12:45am was that night)

he left the venue with james at like 11pm so the crew must have gone out to celebrate but he wanted to leave 😭

the social event he was trying to get out of was his own party pls

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dan walks around naked in their shared home