#THE SHOULDER HARNESS

[1-800-i-ship-it]

[ozzgin]

I don’t know why, but I imagined some of the yanderes from the cafe/restaurant to be chained from the ceiling of the bar, naked with their dicks hanging down, like some innovative bar system 🤔

Like you could just self serve yourself by going up to whichever yandere you fancy, and jack them off into your drink or on your food 🤗

And each human bar tap has like a sign around their neck that tells the customer about the yandere and what they taste like 😏

-👘

Every time you open your mouth, I am reminded of the idiom all roads lead to Rome. Except in your case it's all stories lead to a bizarre milking scenario.

Anyways.

[ravenkings]

i think for 2028 dems are going to have to run a bloodthirsty psycho who's not afraid to bully republicans into submission because clearly that's what they crave at the end of the day instead of being reasoned with like human beings

[sfde8871]

O-O

[yourlocalabomination]

I saw people talking about how Ted would own so many patterned button ups and had the AWFUL realisation me and this man would share a closet.

(Also long haired Ted propaganda be upon ye)

[celesionnn]

lycaon to go

[iwtv-az-hours]

the costuming department sat down and went Okay what's the gayest slu♰♰iest outfit we can possibly muster, we have a man sentencing a child to de@th we need an appropriate outfit for the occasion

[saturnniidae]

Modern hijack au where Hiccup just has to bring his stupid unnaturally intelligent cat everywhere and keeps getting him and Jack kicked out of places on dates

[digitalcarcrash]

Can I Say Something

[glorious-spoon]

sometimes the responsibilities of parenthood are stressful, and sometimes your 7yo child wants to be a roadkill zombie for halloween and you get to spend a morning making fake guts out of spray foam and red paint

[choofeyrac]

Sneezy guy who for whatever reason can’t sneeze into his hands, so every time he needs to he calls his boyfriend over and stifles into his boyfriend’s shirt.

[brain-rot-hour]

Listen

It's a thing, okay?

Or it will be

I'm really really really excited

@dawnrider

[mrgintsu]

Dumb lil Huhhahhei clip

[your-fave-is-bi]

ORDERED A BUNCH OF YARN BC I GOT TWO YARN SHOP GIFTCARDS FOR BIRF

YAAAAAAAAARN

[sfde8871]

Błśķ

[ebitenpura]

anyways. I really like his Commander outfit even though it's not a huge departure from his usual stealth suit, especially the cape design: to me, it looks like a spiderweb representing the game he used to play as an agent, spinning a web of deceit-- a quote from Valkorion comes to mind where the agent can answer that they're spinning a large enough web to entrap something, and Valkorion will eerily ask but for who? and I think part of the symbolism here is Eight spinning that web for the Emperor himself, and it's just. very fitting.