#THE SHOULDER HARNESS

[1-800-i-ship-it]

[ozzgin]

I don’t know why, but I imagined some of the yanderes from the cafe/restaurant to be chained from the ceiling of the bar, naked with their dicks hanging down, like some innovative bar system 🤔

Like you could just self serve yourself by going up to whichever yandere you fancy, and jack them off into your drink or on your food 🤗

And each human bar tap has like a sign around their neck that tells the customer about the yandere and what they taste like 😏

-👘

Every time you open your mouth, I am reminded of the idiom all roads lead to Rome. Except in your case it's all stories lead to a bizarre milking scenario.

Anyways.

[ravenkings]

i think for 2028 dems are going to have to run a bloodthirsty psycho who's not afraid to bully republicans into submission because clearly that's what they crave at the end of the day instead of being reasoned with like human beings

[yourlocalabomination]

I saw people talking about how Ted would own so many patterned button ups and had the AWFUL realisation me and this man would share a closet.

(Also long haired Ted propaganda be upon ye)

[heckblade]

👀

[sfde8871]

O-O

[celesionnn]

lycaon to go

[iwtv-az-hours]

the costuming department sat down and went Okay what's the gayest slu♰♰iest outfit we can possibly muster, we have a man sentencing a child to de@th we need an appropriate outfit for the occasion

[saturnniidae]

Modern hijack au where Hiccup just has to bring his stupid unnaturally intelligent cat everywhere and keeps getting him and Jack kicked out of places on dates

[digitalcarcrash]

Can I Say Something

[glorious-spoon]

sometimes the responsibilities of parenthood are stressful, and sometimes your 7yo child wants to be a roadkill zombie for halloween and you get to spend a morning making fake guts out of spray foam and red paint

[choofeyrac]

Sneezy guy who for whatever reason can’t sneeze into his hands, so every time he needs to he calls his boyfriend over and stifles into his boyfriend’s shirt.

[brain-rot-hour]

Listen

It's a thing, okay?

Or it will be

I'm really really really excited

@dawnrider

[mrgintsu]

Dumb lil Huhhahhei clip

[your-fave-is-bi]

ORDERED A BUNCH OF YARN BC I GOT TWO YARN SHOP GIFTCARDS FOR BIRF

YAAAAAAAAARN

[in-my-loki-feels]

Seven Sentence Sunday

Thank you @loki-is-my-kink-awakening and @kcscribbler for the tags!

I have a lot of messy irons in the fire right now but this is something I shared in the Automat Discord: a continuation of a Lokius bingo wip, inspired by @faux-fm's art.

“All right,” Loki said from behind him, “first, we’ll start with drawing your weapon, and to do that, we should lose this.” Mobius tensed as Loki’s hands slid across his shoulders to grasp the lapels of his suit coat. Despite the words, he wasn't expecting Loki to start sliding the coat off. “Now, hold on—”  There must have been footage Mobius hadn't seen of Loki divesting people of their clothes because he had the coat off in no time. “Perfect,” Loki went on brightly. “Now you just need this…” Mobius felt the strangest sensation, like something tightening around his shoulder joints. When he twisted and looked down, he appeared to be wearing some kind of harness that hung from both shoulders and crossed at the back.

ETA: I'm a mess today! Open tag, I guess? Since I completely forgot that part. 🙈