#THE ABSURDITY LMAO
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Okay okay okay. So. I have yoinked the translations. And here are my thoughts on chapter 407.
All For One was not born evil, he was literally just born as a baby. Do you condemn people that ate their twin in the womb for killing their would-be sibling and say that they're born evil? NO.
I very much think—especially with the rats and the river thing even though I also think that's some mythology bullshit Remus and Romulus style—that All For One and Yoichi likely weren't taken in by humans for a WHILE. LOOK AT BABY FOR ONE. NO ONE IS PICKING THAT FUCKING THING UP AND TAKING IT HOME. Do you expect children raised by wolves not to bite you? Honest to God the most surprising thing about that whole chapter was the fact that Yoichi had morals. And that either of them knew how to speak human language at all. Like,,,,Yoichi becoming a morally good person after having his twin yoink most of his nutrients in the womb, cannibalizing his mother's corpse with said twin, and then likely growing up in the fucking woods after almost being eaten by rats and drowning in a river—that's a fucking miracle!! Yoichi is the odd one here!! Where did his morals come from?? Sir where did you get those? The world sure as hell didn't give them to you because DAMN.
My point is that had Baby For One been taken in by a nice family and gotten a shit ton of fucking therapy for his apathy and feralness he might've been alright. Or—maybe not alright but definitely not the creature that we saw in this chapter good LORD. I'm now convinced that any humanity that All For One developed came solely from the need to manipulate people. Otherwise he'd still be stabbing and biting them to death in complete silence like (●__●)
ANYWAY. Their backstory very pointedly focuses only on several key, damning points in All For One's history. The sapping of nutrients from Yoichi, the eating of their mother, the stealing of her Quirk, the killing of civilians and law enforcement alike—everything that leads up to his name. All For One. And yet it doesn't answer any of the other questions! Like where he and Yoichi grew up, WHAT HIS REAL NAME IS (which. is this now confirmation that AFO named Yoichi. did i get that part right at least. did i.), how they survived beyond that initial river flood, the progression of the world beyond them. I have more questions, not less.
Plus—Yoichi was clothed. All For One was in what seemed to be rags. Yoichi did not seem to be starving or severely ill. Which means that All For One likely was taking care of his basic needs as the "stronger" sibling. Because Yoichi was one of his "things", and of course he wouldn't want his things to be overly sickly and thin and dirty. If I'm not mistaken I'm pretty sure Yoichi even had shoes, while All For One was wandering around barefoot like a little vagabond. Now, All For One definitely beat Yoichi up plenty, we can see plenty of evidence of that both in this chapter and past ones—as long as Yoichi isn't irreparably harmed then AFO doesn't seem to have a problem whacking him around to keep him in line. They were probably never openly affectionate or even emotionally close, but Yoichi was still the only person that All For One seems to see as...a person. And even then :')
ANYWAY, my point is that you can't criticize the chapter for having an unreliable narrator, because they've literally done that before. Multiple times throughout this series, there have been multiple backstories revealed ONLY TO BE REREVEALED FROM A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE. I'm fairly sure, since we get All For One's inner thoughts and not Yoichi's, that 407 is from AFO's perspective. Another reason to believe it's from his perspective is because there's no other way that anyone could've known that their mother was a prostitute and she died by the river giving birth to them, other than All For One having access to those memories through the vestige of his mother's Quirk. I think that's also why Yoichi's death scene was so vague—All For One likely blocked a lot of it out.
I think we'll get Yoichi's perspective at some point too (we BETTER get Yoichi's perspective), but for a chapter seen through All For One, it's a lot like Tomura's origin chapter. Of course All For One, the chunni asshole edgelord, paints himself as someone who was BORN evil. Who ignores the nuance to go NO I WAS ALWAYS EVIL I WAS MADE TO BE LIKE THIS BECAUSE I ENJOY IT IMMENSELY.
Tldr; 407 was AFO's perspective of his own origin, which includes an incredible amount of bias and lacks a lot of the basic answers that an origin story usually gives. He IS evil, but it's naive to say he was born that way.
#bnha manga spoilers#all for one#shigaraki yoichi#first one for all holder#shigaraki brothers#grim rants#bnha#boku no hero academia#if this is incoherent its because i am also incoherent thank you#the fucking RATS—#THE ABSURDITY LMAO#remus and romulus ass twins story what YEAR is it
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Part two of the reverse verse is here! The reverse boys meet the original boys. They're not really getting along as well as I had hoped...
Again, this was a commission for @i-am-as-normal-as-you-are and they asked for angst/funny vibes... I think it's mostly just angst though. Oh, well...
Part one
#dead boy detectives#dbda#payneland#edwin x charles#reverse verse#there's a lot i could say about this one#the idea of someone telling edwin he's go to hell is absurd as it is#edwin telling edwin? lmao#the charles... oh they hate each other#reverse charles is angry (he always is) because this other version of himself was spared hell... in exchange for edwin going there?#obviously it doesn't work like that. og charles hadn't even been born when his edwin was sent to hell#but anger is not a rational thing. especially not for this boy#og charles? you don't want to know what he's thinking#i'm telling you anyways#he... kind of agrees. if someone had to go to hell#why edwin? why not him? there is an universe in which that happened#so why not this one? unfair#then again... look at this charles who did go to hell#he's explosive. he's DANGEROUS#he shouldn't be near edwin#if og charles had gone to hell would he be the same? would he be too angry to be trusted? would he be like his father?#and if so would that really count as saving edwin at all?#if this is the kind of best friend poor edwin would end up with?#on a happier note though#physical contact!! reverse charles loves it#i don't have all the details but his hell was on the rage ring so it was different to the dollhouse.#and it was a very violent place so boy loves gentle touches#luckily edwin is more willing to give them to him with each year#i think what the edwins are feeling is a lot more clear#but still would love to hear your thoughts
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Stobotnik Week - Day 1 🥚🪨
Entertainment | Telenovela
I couldn't get this to look a way I liked, so as a sketch it stays :P
#i dont personally watch telenovelas so i just hunted around for an absurd clip- no clue what the context of this is lmao#originally i was going to put a clip of Hilda Furacão because thats actually on my watch list#but apparently it is technically a miniseries and not a telenovela#agent stone#dr robotnik#stobotnik#eggsandrocks#stobotnik week 2025#art#my art
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No thoughts, head empty, just Mitsuba expressing one of the most basic human desires. No matter how many times people try to tell me that his feelings are manufactured or that he’s inherently evil, I will never buy it nor will it ever be true within a canon context. Cool concept for an au I guess but canon Mitsuba is extremely emotional and empathetic and is one of the more redeemable ones in a series full of morally gray characters. Him being sassy and struggling with dark thoughts does not make him a bad person idk what some fans are on about
#i say “one of” because there is obviously more to the human experience than falling in love and those who can’t or don’t want to are#perfectly valid#one time a person came into my comment section saying Mit2uba can’t feel real emotions as though it were a canon fact#which is so absurd LMAO he is arguably the most emotional character#mitsuba they could never make me hate you#i’ve also seen ppl use the “he’s a supernatural so he’s evil” take to discredit the only canon mlm relationship in the series#it’s so preppy in here#toilet bound hanako kun#tbhk#jibaku shounen hanako kun#jshk#sousuke mitsuba#mitsukou
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9 People To Get to Know Better
Thanks so much for tagging me @outeremissary !!!! Getting to this one a little late and idk who has been tagged already but if any of my moots see this and want to do it, pls consider it a tag to do so!
Last Song: Wicked Game by Cris Isaak
Favorite Color: Hmmm I think it’s Maroon or Burgundy! I love any deep, dark shade of red tea
Currently Watching: The X-Files and King of the Hill with my sister
Sweet/Savory/Spicy: I definitely lean more towards Spicy and Savory! In the summer it feels like I’m never hungry for anything but ice cubes and popsicles though because it’s too damn hot lmao
Relationship Status: Single!
Current Obsession: Honestly, I think it’s X-Files!! The show honestly just keeps getting better and better and I’m on season 6! Mulder and Scully are my little guys
Last Thing You Googled: “Manhattan Project budget” I wanted to compare it to the budget of GTA 6 that I just saw lmao
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also obsessed that both outie and innie marks' plans hinged on the other one just figuring out the next step on the spot
#my posts#severance#mark s.'s in particular makes me laugh because like.#the idea of scout being able to get his shit together that fast if he just woke up in a staircase with gemma#is just like. utterly absurd.#but innie mark was like 'yeah lmao i did MY part. his city now.'#and scout totally brushing off the fact that his innie would be able to sneak a message out to him#when innie had to trigger the forbidden otc to do so the first time....#why are they both so convinced that the other is competent.
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The Isagi Effect:
Bachira:
Boy was in love within minutes of laying eyes on him.
Chigiri:
Made him want to actually play again.
Barou:
Made him an aggressive yet oddly supportive simp.
Nagi:
Made him go from lazy house cat to barely motivated house cat then back to lazy house cat.
Kaiser:

Reminded him of his horribly abusive father?????????
Rin:
Reminded him of his brother who shockingly and cruelly abandoned him??????
The range I'm telling you. It's impeccable.
#what a tumblr post cannot convey is the absurdity of the effect isagi has had on kaiser and rin#like lmao look at the difference! between them two and everyone else!!#also those aren't even all the examples of the GOOD impacts he's had!!#but these two crazy bastards just willingly let him ruin their lives lmao like my GOD#blue lock#isagi yoichi#itoshi rin#michael kaiser#bachira meguru#bachisagi#chigiri hyoma#barou shouei#on a meta level there is something to be said about how isagi makes rin and kaiser better soccer players#but they go through so much self-destruction and a long process of self-loathing before they improve#like they can't just decide to get better they have to either revert back to how they felt when they were getting beaten to a pulp every da#or they have to revert themselves to a state where they tell them they're going to kill everyone in sight lmao#like they cannot be normal about isagi idk what it is he has about him but#idk it's the isagi effect
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Some doodles I had to get out of my head before I go to sleep lol
(Au and yellow feather cookie by @cuppajj !!)
#oc#original character#digital art#abbie's art#procreate#art#cookie run oc#cookie run kingdom#flaming spice cookie#yellow feather cookie#burning spice cookie#beast ancients au fanart#beast ancients au#not my au#also yeah flaming spice does have burn/char marks#(as seen in the lousy shirt doodle)#he is immune to fire/heat due to the downright absurd amount of spice he has#and the fact that he is the son of a literal god lmao#I wonder who could have done that to him..
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so... today is 413. I am not sorry.
#ask me about this i have an answer for everything in this dumb AU#i can very easily break down why each of them ended up as each classpect because OH BOY i think i got em down to a T#someone has already drawn them as alternians turns out but no ones done this- yes i figured out their classpects#also their lunar sways! Jack Amy and Spencer are Derse- Jerry Rosa and Sabine are Prospit#all of them are gonna make fun of Spencer's dumb pants and lil prince tiara#the fact he ended up as the time player makes perfect sense considering even in tftgs hes NEEDED in the end#and the whole weird thing going on with (not) Spencer and Sabine in vol4- evidently that also lines up with them being the cardinals#also i had the funniest idea of the proto-Kieffer from vol 4 falling into Spencer's Kernal#hes really danger prone he soooooooo would and Spencer is gonna need to deal with him forever lmao#also it would be so funny to see Jerry sprite the russian radio and have all his game hints be in nonstop random order#i have ideas ok all of them are silly and work really well with how absurd both series are just saying#tftgs#tales from the gas station#homestuck#4/13#art#artwork#au stuff#tftgs jack#tftgs jerry#tftgs rosa#tftgs spencer#tftgs o'brian#tftgs sabine#413
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thinking about how people in present day warframe percieve the infestation versus people in warframe 1999
like in present day the infestation has been around for who knows how long, though of course it's gotten worse of late due to the actions of dr. tengus
however, for the people of 1999 this is probably the first time anyone has ever encountered this threat, and even to us it looks even crazier than usual cause it's interfacing with all this old 90s tech. like there's the existential horror of a space zombie virus that has been festering around for centuries, but then there's the true horror of having your entire society uppended by techrot out of nowhere. techrot with a boyband as its face of all things. and of course the fear of getting caught in the scaldra's crossfire
i hope we get to meet some regular citizens in 1999 just to further explore their reactions to all of this, really drive home this new perspective on the infestation we've otherwise become very accustomed to
#rambling#warframe getting closer to standard zombie apocolypse story while still retaining the “what the fuck” factor lmao#so excited to see more in game human reactions to the absurdity of it all since we get so little of that in the present day#warframe#warframe 1999
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i’ve never so violently wanted the entire world to Look At This Thing as i do with the silt verses
it’s truly one of my favorite fictional works like. ever. and i’m constantly fighting the urge to grab everyone i see by the shoulders and start shaking them while aggressively begging them to listen to it because what else do i do with myself after experiencing something like this
#like how does something this good just exist and i can listen to it whenever i want#i owe everyone who’s been involved in the making of this podcast my life#and the community is so incredibly kind and talented its absurd#i could read tsv analysis on here forever you guys are crazy#no ones doing it like jon and muna#its just so surreal to me sometimes like why isnt everyone listening to this all the time forever!!! where am i#if horror tragedy is your thing. hello. you should silt it up.#i dont even like podcasts that much lmao#the silt verses#tsv
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#LAST ONE!!! jokes on u. this entire series was fun and whimsy but ive been leading us back here. back to misery. back to briar valley#u thought i could be normal and draw silver happy for an extended period of time?? NEVER!!!! thats absurd#if he doesnt look miserable then i didnt try hard enough. thems the rules on suntails dot tumblr dot edu#teeheeeeeeee spins in a cute little circle <3 <3 welcome back to hell. see u next lore drop probably unless someone sends asks lmao <3#twst#twisted wonderland#twst silver#sebek zigvolt#suntails
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#yolo Crystal fantasy#yolo silver destiny#yolo rainbow trinity#inside out#this is getting meme of the year for me#absurdism is the tired norm but this is a level of nonsensical that seperates it from the pack#like what the fuck possessed someone to make this lmao 💛
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Oh my god. Oh my god WAIT--
HOW TF HAS NO ONE MADE A DO I LOOK LIKE HIM EDIT OF TOJI AND MEGUMI LIKE--
HELLO???


EXCUSE ME????


And yeah the first two are from the same scenes roughly but AHA--


I MEAN CMON DUUUUUDE


EVEN THEY CRAZY SMILE IS THE SAME


Pleaseeee the song is perfect for them
#deadass had this thought while i was trying to read a japanese nanami and megumi fan comic on twitter lmao#my entire brain was like 'no. no wait. nooooo... no WAIT-- NO WAITTTTT--'#and the thing that lead up to that was just me trying to parse out my jjk rewrite and just thinking of scenes where toji was being a dad#...before he died. do you think he got reminded of mamagumi in megumi?#if he had more time and more control over himself. do you think he wouldve told his son that he had his mothers eyes?#do you think he wouldve asked him to smile to see whether or not he'd see his wife again or look into a mirror#do you think that he wouldn't recognize a few of his sons expressions and mannerisms and felt a twist in his heart#because that was wholly his sons expressions and mannerisms and that he wasnt there to see them form#...#it is 12 am in a warehouse— HFKSJFKF#thank you ally beardsly for irrevocably making everyone think im being kidnapped everytime i say what absurd time im still awake at#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#wynn talks#toji fushiguro#megumi fushiguro
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#band of brothers#ronald speirs#bobedit#listen listen listen this was part of the gifset from the other day#this gif just has so little frames that it looks a lil absurd -- he moves so damn fast#but he looks good so I'm sharing anyway#literally had this marked in my folder as 'for later' lmao past me knows what she's about#basilcreations
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Noticed a trend in Death Note TikTok, with how lawlight is so vehemently hated there, the ship is completely fine as long as the videos are treated as a joke “haha light is gay”
#sorry I keep bringing up DN TikTok lmao#also dont get me wrong I think those videos are funny/entertaining but it’s something I noticed#you won’t see anyone being angry at the ship as long as the video is treated as satire or joke#because there is nothing more absurd and funny than a man being gay amiright? /s#death note#lawlight
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