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A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

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Today on clownery from my fraternity: I started “pavlov training” this guy from my frat as a joke but now it’s actually working

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Silly thought i had at 3 am-- (set in a 'everyone is alive and okay' au) haibara was nanamis first kiss but they only did it to confirm whether or not they were gay and liked each other. I keep thinking of that scene in Scott Pilgrim Takes Off where Roxie kisses Kim to see if there were sparks lmao

I imagine it got really steamy-- nanamis legs wrapped around haibaras waist while he crowds him (like the clip), maybe a bit of touching and feeling each other up-- and then the kiss ends unclimactically and nanami just saying "eh. No sparks." while Haibara is just happy to help Nanami figure out if he was gay and also figure out their feelings for each other like "It was worth a shot, Nanami! I also figured out I'm actually gay for Geto-senpai!"

I can see them like--try to talk abt it to the other, trying not to let them down because yes, i figured out i was gay and no, i am not gay for you but then they realize that theyre saying the exact same shit and they relax and start casually yapping abt it like-- "i really liked the feeling of the broad hardness of a mans body" "yeah! It was also nice feeling a bit of bulge when their legs are wrapped around me!" "Not for you, of course." "Oh, yeah totes! You aren't my type at all!" "Harsh."

After that, i can see them becoming physically closer and shit--like way less physical boundaries with nanami letting haibara push and pull him around by the waist, haibara being approached by nanami so he can lean and rest on him, etc. Like, theyre so much more secure and comfy in their friendship and relationship that its actively throwing off geto and gojo who are trying their best to woo them LMAO

Because like what the fuck do you mean, prickly mean nanami that genuinely hisses like a cat if you even breathe wrong in his direction, lets haibara manhandle him? By the most possessive grip to the waist as well? But then gojo blinks and suddenly nanamis subtly pushed haibaras arm off and angled himself towards gojo the moment he makes a move to come close

And what do you mean, sweet sunshine haibara that might actually start shooting rainbows out of his eyes from how cheery he is, suddenly becomes low energy--reading books, listening to music, and generally just being Quiet? Draped all over nanami no less? Then geto waves hello, and suddenly haibaras like seeing the sun after rain after drinking three redbulls--practically yeeting himself out of nanamis vicinity

Teehee, i just think that a hainana misunderstanding plot would be funny :))

Because like imagine being hs!gojo, having recently bought a casse croute from nanamis favorite bakery and heading to the kitchen to surprise him with it, and then walking into nanami and haibara making out for no reason LMAO--

The despair, the misunderstanding, the "this is so normal to us what are you talking about", etc etc

I just think its silly :33 and also queerplat representation baby-- if there aint any, imma make it myself

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they call themselves cinephiles but they aren't even fucking the movies

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Gojo: GOD, nanami—I'm not even doing anything this time, and you're being such a fucking dick!

Nanami: of course, Gojo. Afterall, you are what you eat.

Gojo: (gets so hard so fast they die from blood loss)

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fairy type gym leader, satoru gojo!

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fairy type gym leader, satoru gojo!

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i saw a post about how modern tv suffers from the death of filler and it got me thinking about how it's exactly one of the problems i have with jjk: we didn't spend enough time with the characters.

and don't get me wrong, i love them all, but i would have just liked to see more of them interacting besides when they're fighting for their lives, because there ARE tidbits of it and they're so good and they also enhance the story because you get more attached to the characters and the emotional stakes are higher.

the flashback to where yuuji, nobara and megumi mess up gojo's shirt? hilarious, and it makes the scene of nobara's death even more heartbreaking. the part after yuuji is presumed dead, and the room goes dead silent when megumi mentions yuuji taught him how to cook the food they were eating? imagine how much harder that would have hit if we actually saw it.

i want more! i want to see megumi being forced to give nobara and yuuji a tour of tokyo, i want to see them making a mess in the kitchen while attempting to cook something, i want to see hakari and kirara being bad influences on their underclassmen, i want to see choso and yuuji bonding via usual siblings shanenigans, i want to see gojo convincing inumaki to use his cursed technique to pull a stupid prank on nanami, i! want! more!

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i cannot explain it but these all have the same vibes

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i found. the picrew of all time.

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i wouldve added a tie but alas they didnt have a polka dot option LMAO

hhhhhh lowkey inspired to write a fic abt them just basking in each others presence-- i imagine that this is them immediately after a mission or in their apartment when the day ends

This image was created with Picrew’s “Couple Maker“!! https://picrew.me/share?cd=rjOGhMtqK9 #Picrew #Couple_Maker

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come to this timeloop often, handsome?

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✨ Here's my full piece for @nanamikentozine ✨

Leftovers sale is open for two more weeks, check it out ⭐

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wise words

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Satoru and his new friend

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hugs !!! kind of... (^_^ ; )

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|Commission are open|

NanaShoGo commission for @kidgraysonx

Thank you so much once again

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hhhhhhhh i just got an amazing idea—foodie nanami but that also extends to his freakiness

WALK WITH ME HERE—

p sure that its a well known fandom hc that nanami is a massive foodie, yeah? loves sandwiches, garlic and oily stuff, and probably has a full kitchen set in his apartment. he knows what he wants in a dish and he can replicate that, his tastebuds will have nothing less but the best

heres the part where you have to stick with me here okay?

i have a certain philosophy with food where when i say i dont like something, i actually mean that i havent found a version of said food that suits my tastes/a good version of it. a good example is my personal beef with miso—theres a restaurant near my campus that has miso ramen and dear fucking god it was the most Mid Ramen ive ever had. despite that however, my mind was quickly changed back into liking it when i went to the other restaurant near my campus that has miso ramen—it was so good that i found the will to live again

i imagine that nanami would have the same principles—if he says he doesnt like tuna sandwiches, honestly he probably just had a conbini store sandwich and not a good club sandwich

now, you may ask—what in the actual fuck does this have to do with nanami being freaky, wynn?? IM GETTING THERE, THIS HAS A POINT, I SWEARRRRRRR

in the same way that nanami has very particular and exacting tastes for food, nanami would have very particular and exacting tastes for cum

yes. im saying that nanami only swallows if he likes the taste of the cum—i can see him internally cringing when the taste hits his tongue but is to polite and nice to ruin the moment by complaining about it, so he sensually dribbles it down his lips and onto the dick he just sucked—or if his partner for the night likes it rough, spitting it back out onto said dick

so i imagine on the first time nanami gives gojo a blowjob, the taste isnt exactly great—extremely bitter and salty, bringing to mind soggy McDonald's french fries and the sludge they called coffee back at his old workplace. of course, nanami spat it out with a few rough words and continued with their nightly romp. unfortunately for nanami, hes also really good at giving head, so now gojo is begging for nanami to put his mouth back on him and nanami has to figure out a solution lest he escape to a nunnery

little by little, nanami slowly influences gojos schedule and life—moving a few of the harder missions to other sorcerers and himself so that the man isn't so stressed and overworked, regretfully reducing the man's coffee intake by getting less coffee beans in their groceries, tricking the man into eating more fruit and veg, giving the two of them spa days, and generally just relaxing gojo and taking care of him

gojo, ofc, feels absolutely pampered and inlove—his doting boyfriend making sure he eats well, rests well, and lives well. hes frankly super impressed with how rested and how healthier and stronger he feels now that his diet isnt strictly lethal levels of coffee and sweets, and his nights arent 3 seconds of closing his eyes. he always makes sure to make it up to him whenever and however he can, be it in their normal regular lives, or in bed

meanwhile nanamis in the corner (or should i say between gojos legs), happily giving him head and swallowing his cum because his months long con of making gojos cum taste better has now been completed LMAO—and also i guess giving him a better life AHAHA