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oH SHIT I FORGOT--

ITS FUCKING REAL AHAHAHAHAHA

Silly thought i had at 3 am-- (set in a 'everyone is alive and okay' au) haibara was nanamis first kiss but they only did it to confirm whether or not they were gay and liked each other. I keep thinking of that scene in Scott Pilgrim Takes Off where Roxie kisses Kim to see if there were sparks lmao

I imagine it got really steamy-- nanamis legs wrapped around haibaras waist while he crowds him (like the clip), maybe a bit of touching and feeling each other up-- and then the kiss ends unclimactically and nanami just saying "eh. No sparks." while Haibara is just happy to help Nanami figure out if he was gay and also figure out their feelings for each other like "It was worth a shot, Nanami! I also figured out I'm actually gay for Geto-senpai!"

I can see them like--try to talk abt it to the other, trying not to let them down because yes, i figured out i was gay and no, i am not gay for you but then they realize that theyre saying the exact same shit and they relax and start casually yapping abt it like-- "i really liked the feeling of the broad hardness of a mans body" "yeah! It was also nice feeling a bit of bulge when their legs are wrapped around me!" "Not for you, of course." "Oh, yeah totes! You aren't my type at all!" "Harsh."

After that, i can see them becoming physically closer and shit--like way less physical boundaries with nanami letting haibara push and pull him around by the waist, haibara being approached by nanami so he can lean and rest on him, etc. Like, theyre so much more secure and comfy in their friendship and relationship that its actively throwing off geto and gojo who are trying their best to woo them LMAO

Because like what the fuck do you mean, prickly mean nanami that genuinely hisses like a cat if you even breathe wrong in his direction, lets haibara manhandle him? By the most possessive grip to the waist as well? But then gojo blinks and suddenly nanamis subtly pushed haibaras arm off and angled himself towards gojo the moment he makes a move to come close

And what do you mean, sweet sunshine haibara that might actually start shooting rainbows out of his eyes from how cheery he is, suddenly becomes low energy--reading books, listening to music, and generally just being Quiet? Draped all over nanami no less? Then geto waves hello, and suddenly haibaras like seeing the sun after rain after drinking three redbulls--practically yeeting himself out of nanamis vicinity

Teehee, i just think that a hainana misunderstanding plot would be funny :))

Because like imagine being hs!gojo, having recently bought a casse croute from nanamis favorite bakery and heading to the kitchen to surprise him with it, and then walking into nanami and haibara making out for no reason LMAO--

The despair, the misunderstanding, the "this is so normal to us what are you talking about", etc etc

I just think its silly :33 and also queerplat representation baby-- if there aint any, imma make it myself

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Low quality ms paint aquarium nanago

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Bro i--

Kenjaku-core??????

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Kento-kun~

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this is outrageous

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I genuinely screamed "IM GOING TO DIE" when i saw this oh my gOD

NANAGOERS ALWAYS WIN WOOOOO

nanago confirmed?!?!

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gojo helping nanami dress. he's actually the morning person in the relationship so he wakes up first, makes it part of his routine to conveniently set nanami's suit out for him to slip into after his morning shower, and he helps him dress up; buttoning up nanamis shirt for him, tying his tie, snapping his sock garters at the calves & shirt stays around his thighs, adjusting his cufflinks & collar. all these little accessories that tie into nanami's perfectly composed appearance, the elements that make him who he is.

sometimes (often) he kneels while he works, despite nanamis insistence that he can just stand beside the bed, so gojo can sit, or (most offensively), that he can do all this busy work himself, and gojo doesn't need to bother. gojo always dismisses the suggestion outright, so nanami has stopped making it. he lets gojo help, though he's not sure why the man enjoys it. It's not exactly interesting, a mostly banal routine that he's done hundreds of times before, ever since he became a salary man. he can't say he doesn't enjoy the look of gojo diligently working through this task, though. working to build rather than destroy, do rather than undo. sometimes he may joke about not wanting to get nanami dressed and wanting him to stay in bed instead, but he never follows through on the joke, and he always laces every gesture with an edge of adoration that makes it a little captivating to see. a little painful, too, due to how sharply genuine it is. how odd & misplaced-feeling it is to be the focus of such devotion.

comparatively, it always takes gojo nothing to get ready in the mornings. the bulk of his time is spent on this little ritual, which becomes just the latest item in his endless list of reasons why he's always late for class.

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Im in a Papamin mood

really love the nanago dad dynamic where it's like

Yuuji: HIII NANAMIN, HOW WAS YOUR DAY?? HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? I MISSED YOU :DDD Nanami: Hello Itadori-kun, I am doing well Inside Nanami's head: hello yes, my son Yuuji, I love you and would kill for you. You are my favorite person and everyone else sucks. Never let anyone take your smile.

V/S

Gojo: HIII NANAMIN, HOW WAS YOUR- Nanami: Can you shut the fuck up, looking at you makes me sick

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i cannot decide whats funnier— nanami fuming in shokos infirmary as he bites full force into a stapler, or nanami fully committing to eating paper as he makes eye contact with gojo who wrapped his sandwiches for the day with it and made them all look like real loaves of bread

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gojo being serious and responsible is SUCH a turn on for nanami like--

gojo: kentooo! are you ready for our date? i got spiffed up and everything nanami: satoru, its a wednesday! dont you have class tomorrow? I really appreciate it darling, but I'm also going to be busy with a mission tomorrow, you know this. gojo: exactly! thats why i did a little bit of this, a lil bit of that, and now you're free for the rest of the week! nanami: gojo, if you forced ijichi to rework the entire schedule— gojo: psh, nahhh— i dumped the kids on ijichi! nanami: what— gojo: yep! even though its basically guaranteed for the kids to become field sorcerers, i wanna give em options for what they wanna be in the future. really broaden the horizons for our lil jujutsu ducklings, yeah? they'll be trainee managers for the week, nitta's helping out too! nanami: ...and my work schedule? gojo: done by yours truly, of course! gotta make sure you're just a close warp away. after missions sweets shopping is so boring alone, ya know! now come on, get your ass out of that hot work suit and into the hot date night suit! nanami, already laying out candles and rose petals on the bed for later and palming some lube and condoms: I'm hoping we won't be late to it then, satoru. gojo: haha, no worries! we have around a couple hours before it, I just wanted to get ahead of traffic. There's also this really nice vintage store nearby the restaurant! nanami, pawing at gojo's pants: how do you want it? do you want my mouth, my ass, my thighs, my chest—

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I know he probably didnt but like...

What if. Nanami understood Gojo more than he let on?

This is. An INSANE. Hypothetical but like—what if, Nanami understood Gojo in SUCH a visceral way and manner because... he mercy killed Haibara?

OKAY HEAR ME OUT— STAY WITH ME, STAY WITH ME, STAY WITH ME— walk with me king, let me open ur eyes to the possibilities...

I realized halfway through writing this that imma be talkin abt a lot of not poggers things happening to children and people so if u dont like that, just scroll past bucko. If ur cool with it tho-- its under the cut

Obviously, Haibara was very clearly cut in half and had slim to nil chances of living. I can only imagine the sheer amnt of burning, searing pain that kid was in—bro would not bave been able to stay happy, cheery, go-lucky in that state.

And, im not a medical expert, but i can only assume that it would not be an instant death. It would be slow, and painful, and something that you would not wish upon anyone

I... would not be surprised that, in his last moments, he would be begging for the pain to stop and end. I would also not be surprised if he asked nanami to get him to end it.

We didnt get any details abt what happened other than, haibara died and nanami was there, so there is a likelihood (i cannot guesstimate how high or low) that nanami put him out of his misery. And as jjk ever so often beats us over the head abt—there is no heroism or glory in death. You are there, and then youre not, and the only thing you leave behind are the people you've touched and the legacy you've left behind.

Obviously, if we assume that nanami mercy killed haibara, he would understand what gojo was going thru on a more visceral level. Its not full understanding, but so much more than anyone could ever have on that topic.

I imagine, if this scenario were the case, nanami would not have told anyone about it. His greatest secret.

After the autopsy, do you think Shoko would nonchalantly come up to him with a lighter and a cigarette? Would he crush the filter between his teeth and choke on the smoke, as Shoko tells him a few choice words—"your aim is shit"? What look would be on Shoko’s face as she lightly drags a finger up and down her neck and cheek? Would he crack and let the words spill from his mouth, confessing to her? Or would he take the olive branch as it is, an unspoken vow of secrecy, and tell her that he'll "fix his aim"?

After that December evening, would Nanami be the one to come find Gojo in the night, or would Gojo go to him? Would the two be in some hotel, Gojo teleporting infront of him in the middle of packing so he can rush back to Tokyo and find him? Or would the two be in either one's lodgings, Nanami having made a rush trip back and guided towards him? How would Nanami face him, I wonder—with an expression full of understanding, his usual stone faced look, or something else? How would he comfort him? Offering him food and drink after a taxing and exhausting day, or cleaning him up with a wet towel and fresh clothes, or letting him sit and take a breather in whatever area he's taken for his own? How would Gojo react? Would he still muster up some kind of strength to keep playing the fool and letting jokes and humor fill the air? Would he be stock still, almost like a mannequin, letting nanami manhandle him into taking care of himself? Or would he shatter in Nanamis arms, uncaring of whether or not he'll pick up the pieces because he's finally reached his breaking point? And Nanami—how would he react? Would he play along to Gojo’s antics? Would he act as a firm and steady rock to his turmoil? Or... will there be a new secret keeper to one of, if not, Nanami’s greatest shame?

I can only imagine then, what was going through both Gojo’s and Nanami’s minds then, when Yuji was assigned to Nanami.

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Who's Hotter? Sexy Suits

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(cackling)

god, my ass loves making wips bro

Silly thought i had at 3 am-- (set in a 'everyone is alive and okay' au) haibara was nanamis first kiss but they only did it to confirm whether or not they were gay and liked each other. I keep thinking of that scene in Scott Pilgrim Takes Off where Roxie kisses Kim to see if there were sparks lmao

I imagine it got really steamy-- nanamis legs wrapped around haibaras waist while he crowds him (like the clip), maybe a bit of touching and feeling each other up-- and then the kiss ends unclimactically and nanami just saying "eh. No sparks." while Haibara is just happy to help Nanami figure out if he was gay and also figure out their feelings for each other like "It was worth a shot, Nanami! I also figured out I'm actually gay for Geto-senpai!"

I can see them like--try to talk abt it to the other, trying not to let them down because yes, i figured out i was gay and no, i am not gay for you but then they realize that theyre saying the exact same shit and they relax and start casually yapping abt it like-- "i really liked the feeling of the broad hardness of a mans body" "yeah! It was also nice feeling a bit of bulge when their legs are wrapped around me!" "Not for you, of course." "Oh, yeah totes! You aren't my type at all!" "Harsh."

After that, i can see them becoming physically closer and shit--like way less physical boundaries with nanami letting haibara push and pull him around by the waist, haibara being approached by nanami so he can lean and rest on him, etc. Like, theyre so much more secure and comfy in their friendship and relationship that its actively throwing off geto and gojo who are trying their best to woo them LMAO

Because like what the fuck do you mean, prickly mean nanami that genuinely hisses like a cat if you even breathe wrong in his direction, lets haibara manhandle him? By the most possessive grip to the waist as well? But then gojo blinks and suddenly nanamis subtly pushed haibaras arm off and angled himself towards gojo the moment he makes a move to come close

And what do you mean, sweet sunshine haibara that might actually start shooting rainbows out of his eyes from how cheery he is, suddenly becomes low energy--reading books, listening to music, and generally just being Quiet? Draped all over nanami no less? Then geto waves hello, and suddenly haibaras like seeing the sun after rain after drinking three redbulls--practically yeeting himself out of nanamis vicinity

Teehee, i just think that a hainana misunderstanding plot would be funny :))

Because like imagine being hs!gojo, having recently bought a casse croute from nanamis favorite bakery and heading to the kitchen to surprise him with it, and then walking into nanami and haibara making out for no reason LMAO--

The despair, the misunderstanding, the "this is so normal to us what are you talking about", etc etc

I just think its silly :33 and also queerplat representation baby-- if there aint any, imma make it myself

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lmao

(drowns myself)

i hc that nanami calls gojo and shoko senpai when hes drunk.

thats it, thats the tea