#THATS RIGHT NOW JOHN IS GETTING IN ON IT
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YJ S3 Dick, still in the midst of his fever dream, hides underneath the 'souvenir' instead of behind some boxes, and accidentally opens the airlock trying to take care of the Parademons. The others get it to close... but not before Nightwing is thrown into space.
There, he stares at the ship holding his friends and mentors. There, he wishes more than anything that he can, somehow, survive. There, he tries to live, if only so his family don't have to bury him like Jason.
There, Nightwing dies, wanting to save everyone, even with the cold seeping into his bones far too quickly for a regular section of space.
Then, Dick opens his eyes to... Earth? There's a little house, and grass, and trees, but there's a bubble of green over it all. Outside of that green was an entire castle, one that looked like it should have far more support beams than it does for even a hope that it stays standing.
And the sky was swirling shades of that same green. It makes him think of Lazarus.
"Well, that's something you don't see every day." He whips his head behind him, a bit too fast for Earth's atmosphere, but it doesn't hurt him. Past the bubble of green was a blue-skinned adult in purple robes, the insides of a grandfather-clock fitted inside their torso, and a black staff with a stopwatch on its top. Beside them was a man with snow white hair, glowing green eyes, a crown of frozen fire dancing above his head, and the most galaxy-like cloak Dick's ever seen clasped to his shoulders. He's wearing... a hazmat suit? Maybe? The twinkling stars and odd lighting of wherever he is were giving him a bit of a headache.
But in front of those two, within this bubble, was...
"DICK!" Wally shouted with unrestrained glee, a blur overtaking his spot for barely a heartbeat before Dick's stuck in a crushing hug that he reciprocates once his brain stops feeling like its melting.
He doesn't know how long it took for them to calm down, but the man with the crown spoke up after a time, as Wally was still wiping their faces free of tears. "Welcome to the Infinite Realms, Nightwing." Dick barely even registered that he was still wearing his suit, but now it felt suffocating. "I suppose you're the one Clockwork was holding out for; There shouldn't've been enough Ectoplasm around you to form a Ghost, and your physical body's still in space. I can see why you like this one, though, Clockie," he states flippantly, turning to his companion. Almost like he didn't expect Dick to pay too close attention to what he was saying.
"Either way, there's two options for you." The man didn't let Dick swallow his tears and question anything. Dick's not sure if he's grateful or not. "First: Stay in the Realms permanently. You'll see Kid Flash whenever you want and learn to be a Ghost with the denizens of the Realms. Maybe find your parents."
"But..." Dick pulls away from Wally, keeping him at arms length, eyes flitting between them. The two outside the bubble were distinctly... ghost-like, so the mentions of 'Ghosts' make sense. But Wally looked... alive. A bit pale, a bit thin... but alive. Dick can't see any of his own skin to see if it was blue or tinted that way, but the Nightwing symbol on his chest kept flickering between its own blue and this 'Realms' green. "But--What about the others? What about you? Why can't you come home?" The last two, he focuses on Wally, because now he can feel a heartbeat beneath his gloves. Wally's alive. He's alive.
His friend just shrugs. "Something about their portals not fit for the living? I'm meant to wait for someone to figure out a permanent portal, but they won't tell me how long that'll take." Wally glares at the... 'Ghosts'? There was a heat to it, but it also seemed like this was a well-worn argument.
"The permanent portal was always an 'if', Wallace West. And that is entirely dependent on if Richard Grayson takes the second option," the clock Ghost--Clockwork?--speaks up. But instead of the adult Dick was expecting, there was an elderly Ghost in their place. Still with the time motif. Was that... more literal than Dick took it?
"Yes, the second option..." The crowned man glares daggers at Clockwork. The temperature dips below comfortable. Dick tries to blink the spaceship and stars out of his sight, withdrawing his arms from Wally to try and warm himself. Tries to remember he's not in space. "The second option is that you return to your body... changed. You'll be able to protect Earth better, stay with your alive family, save the Lost Ones... for a price."
Dick doesn't know if he should ignore the plural in 'Lost Ones'. He doesn't know if he's reading too much into how, in this Realm, apparently only his parents were able to be found. Where's Jason? He doesn't dare hope, but...
"What's the price?"
The man smiles and a ring of blue forms around his waist. It splits in two and travels up and down his body, replacing the cloak and whatever clothes he was actually wearing with a NASA shirt, worn jeans, and red sneakers actually duct taped together. The blue tint to his otherwise tan skin fades completely. His hair turns black. His eyes turn blue.
He was like a taller, slightly slimmer, way hotter version of Bruce.
The man walks through the bubble, but doesn't disturb the grass beneath his feet. "You become the Ghost King's vassal." Dick flinches away and almost hides behind Wally. "Not my idea! But, well... it is either this, or your permanent death."
"What does becoming a vassal do to him?" Wally asks, gently trying to stop Dick from breaking his ribs with how tightly he was hugging himself. Does he even have ribs?
"He gains my powers. Ice, electricity, invisibility, intangibility, flight... He becomes a Halfa. He becomes what I was, in life. Just... needing to make offerings to me, now and then. Something like that, at least. I give him powers, he gives me a chunk of, I don't know, chocolate once a week. Like a warlock."
Wally keeps talking to the man, keeps getting information that he knows he should pay attention to, but something in his chest screams to accept this deal, and he can't focus on anything else.
Nightwing can protect. He can return to life and go back to Blüdhaven, be the Vigilante they need. He can visit Gotham every now and then, help with cases and stop criminals from harming others. He can see his brother. He can see his friends. He can eat Alfred's cookies, and have little get-togethers with Babs and the Team--hell, he can argue with Bruce.
And all he has to do is... give an offering to this guy? The Ghost King? Every once in a while?
"There's no other price?" The King turns his attention to Dick. His eyes had shifted to a blue-green that almost hypnotize him. The green swirls, the blue forms and melts like snowflakes, and he can't look away.
He takes another step forward and Wally steps to the side. There was familiarity between them. Wally deferred to him. Dick can't quite tell why. Though, with how Wally hasn't once looked at Clockwork, maybe it's because he's... grounded? Are all speedsters in trouble with, what, the Ghost of Time? That... actually makes perfect sense.
"I'll be honest, Nightwing: You've impressed me." The weight behind the King's words lifts the ones that've been on his shoulders since he was nine. "You remind me of myself. Maybe, if I wasn't a Halfa... If I had a mentor... I could've been like you.
"Despite Clockwork's insistence over the years that I get back in touch with the living, I've held off. When he eventually suggested that I help create another Halfa, I locked him in his tower for twenty years. I didn't want anyone to go through what I had. But, now... I see that you won't. You can't. Even if you hide this deal--our shared powers... You'll still have people by your side. Strong people. Smart people. You can already handle yourself. And I'd love to see what you can do--who you can save--with my help."
There was maybe two inches between their faces when the King finishes speaking. Dick roves his eyes across the other's face, trying to find the common and familiar ticks that show lies and deceit and manipulation. All he finds is sincerity and genuine care.
Wally plays with his fingers from the corner of his eye, gaze hopeful as he looks between the two of them. Wally, who was alive and breathing and able to leave if he accepts. Eventually. Somehow.
Dick Grayson sends a quiet apology to his parents and hopes they will forgive him for being a little bit selfish.
"I accept."
He flings his eyes open. Above him, domino mask too wobbly to be properly secured anymore, was Robin crying and begging him to wake up. His hands were sloppily placed over his heart. Batman was trying to drag him away, the firm set of his jaw screaming grief.
Nightwing gasps once he registers his lungs burning.
There's a large cacophony of noise, multiple bright suits and people hounding over him, and the distinct artificial taste of slightly-too-much oxygen that the ship with the Parademons had. That he flew out of and died. He was still too cold.
Someone moves their arm beneath his knees and shoulder and Dick passes out.
(Dick 'Nightwing' Grayson dies in space. Ghost King Danny Phantom likes this too-human Hero. They split their souls in half, take one piece of the others, and all they know is that Phantom is now Nightwing's Patron Deity. Danny uses ice, for electricity killed him. Dick uses electricity, for ice killed him. They are opposites, and yet so incredibly similar. Clockwork was looking forward to when Danny starts putting off his paperwork to hang out with his new 'friend'.)
#i dont think ive seen something like this yet but its been stuck in my mind for like ten months#also i dont see enough death defying so this was like heavily implying that#ive imagined dick just. not telling anyone what happened. even when his powers get a little out of control. he just. like. makes a bowl#of cereal and leaving it on the counter and just saying 'for the. uh. ghost king? lil help?' and thats how danny first shows up again#eventually dick really does wonder bout the lazarus and gets to ra's. sees that one new assassin. ghost sense goes off. hes never had THAT#happen before. confusion. the assassin HESITATES to attack him. oh. oh fuck. jay? oh fuck the dude flinched. GET RA'S OUT HERE NOW DAMNIT#WHATVE YOU DONE TO JAY??? I DONT WANNA HEAR IT. *pulls a tim and explodes something*. JASON WE'RE GOING. just full on grabs the guy and#gets back on the plane. theyre going to blud#at some point in time constantine meets nightwing. takes one look at him. turns around. fucks RIGHT off. tries to never be near him again#1 thats a HALFA hes gonna try and get john in the realms bc o all the soul contracts. 2 hes DRENCHED in 'do not touch belongs to ghost king#and he does NOT FUCK with the ghost king. 3 is that? THE GHOST KING'S RING ON HIS FINGER???#turns out danny gave him that after a particularly good offering that they dont realize counted as courtship. oopsies#dp x dc#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc au#dick grayson#danny fenton#nightwing#death defying ship#halfa dick grayson#dc x dp#dc x dp prompt#dc x dp crossover#vwoopis posts
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Okay but why did they never have any holiday themed POI episodes?
More specifically, how come they never had a Halloween episode and played “Somebody’s Watching Me” by Rockwell in the background?
#THEY MISSED AN EXCELLENT OPPORTUNITY THATS ALL#BUT ALSO CHRISTMAS#SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN TO TOWN PLAYING AND FINCH AND REESE GIVE EACH OTHER A SIDE EYE WITH ‘HE SEES YOU WHEN YOURE SLEEPING HE KNOWS WHEN—‘#LIKE CMON#also I wanted a team machine secret santa gift exchange in the midst of all the Samaritan craziness#like Reese gets Shaw - Shaw gets Root - Root gets Finch - Finch gets Reese#I’d picture Reese gifting Shaw the keys to his old motorcycle#(cuz he’s a cop now and doesn’t use it)#and it’s in a small box so at first Shaw’s like ‘this better not be a necklace’ and he’s like ‘just open it’#and they’re all aloof and it’s funny but also touching#then I picture Shaw just gifting herself to Root like#*slaps a bow on her head* ‘for the next twenty four hours we can do whatever you want’#and idk they have a girls day (you know getting their nails done - shopping for shoes - going to the gun range - making out - etc)#Root gifts Finch a rare painting or smth sentimental to him like that#but she tries to do it without like stealing anything (to ease his conscience)#(she’s mostly successful)#‘relax Harry I bought this. with money.’ ‘your money?’ ‘…’ ‘it was your money right??’#and idk what Finch gets Reese but I imagine it’s both sentimental and practical so he can use it often#and they have another ‘thanks for giving me a purpose’ moment and it’s gay as hell and we’re all happy#and they all pitch in and buy Fusco some funny ties or smth#and Bear gets lots of toys and treats cuz he’s the best boi#wow uh#you know what I’m not deleting all that imma just keep it in but just to recap this was about Halloween and a funny song they could’ve used#person of interest#poi#john reese#harold finch#sameen shaw#root#🎶song sings🎶
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What Lies Beneath - Chapter 3 - x_etoile_x - Black Sails [Archive of Our Own]
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Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Black Sails Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Captain Flint | James McGraw/John Silver Characters: Captain Flint | James McGraw, John Silver Additional Tags: Demon AU, Monsterfucking, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Episode Related, 2.7, Flint is very tormented, and Silver is always looking for an angle, because someone around here has to have common sense when dealing with the supernatural, Rimming, i would not say the consent is dubious exactly, but its tricky at some points, they're working through some things, Jewish John Silver, very incidentally, what if Silver's canon ideas about Flint were true: the fic
Summary:
Silver is braced for the transformation, and so he manages to maintain his composure, though when the pressure of fingers against his skull becomes the sharp flex of talons his knees go weak. Huge, bat-like wings erupt from Flint’s back, and horns sprout above his temples; by the time it's over, he has grown to at least half again his normal size. His face is still more or less his own, but his eyes are decidedly reptilian, and they watch Silver warily.
“Oh, hello,” Silver murmurs, soft and soothing, determined not to be ruled by his fear. “Aren’t you magnificent?”
Flint’s lips pull back to reveal sharp, gleaming teeth; he gives a warning growl.
“None of that now,” Silver says, holding his ground as he would with a skittish animal. “You aren’t going to frighten me away. Did you not think I knew what I was asking for?”
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Chapter the Third: In which everyone finally gets what they want.
#monsterfucking monsterfucking monsterfucking!#monsterfucking as character study#IF there are consent issues here#its really the human talking the demon into some things#silver is determined to get that dick#and who can blame him really#man can't resist an opportunity#early season flint angst#incidentally jewish silver#and istg if anybody acts like thats political right now we're gonna have words#a little max and silver siblings moment at the end for a treat#black sails#silverflint#fanfic#john silver#james flint#my writing#i put a demon dick reference at the end#in case you need a visual aid#ok i've been so preoccupied with this i'm going to go have a weekend now#cheers
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when the blorbo cultists don't adhere to the order I made up in my head for when they're supposed to kidnap me

#far cry 5#fc5#no jacob you can't kidnap me now its faiths turn i swam into your region on accident you're breaking up the plot in my head stop it!#its supposed to be john radio call faiths first three scenes then back to john for cleansing and bunker scene then the jacob chair scene#but jacob just got me before i got faith's second scene and yes i was running away from her#because thats what you do when you're being kidnapped but i swam into jacobs region without meaning too AND HE RUINED EVERYTHING#AND THIS DUMB FPS GAME THAT DOESN'T CARE ABOUT MY THE CULT FUCKER FANFIC IN MY BRAIN DOESN'T HAVE MULTIPLE SAVES#SO EITHER I ACCEPT THE WRONG TIMELINE OR I LOSE THE ENTIRE PLAYTHROUGH#and you may be thinking snark why did you build up rp in jacobs region if you didn't want him to grab you#aND THATS BECAUSE THE PLOT IN MY HEAD INVOLVES GETTING JESS AND HURK AFTER I FREE THE MARINA AND HIM GETTING MAD ENOUGH TO TRY TO GRAB ME#BUT THEN DOESN'T RIGHT THAT MOMENT BECAUSE PLOT TENSION#AHHHHHH
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Q: Why wasn’t there an Adopt a Jock (lol I wrote this as Adopt a Joke. Sorry Steve.) update this week? (slash sevenish days Idk time is dumb)
A: It was Steddie Big Bang Time! I am so excited to work with both my artists, and REALLY fricken excited to finally be able to give ya’ll a snippet.
They mention Hopper’s death here but its pre S4, they don’t know he’s actually alive.
Eddie
"Tonight is a good night for the other guy, not me, to die."
--What We Do In The Shadows
A scenario for you to ponder:
You are trapped in the dead police chief's cabin. With you are your three best friends, your life-long gay crush, and several children, one of which is supposedly telekinetic.
Maybe two.
You're not sure because one of the demonic plant-penis dogs prowling around in packs outside gave you a concussion.
You have two options available to you.
Option One) you and your loser friends hunker down with your hands over your ears while Mr. Sexy Chest and the children figure a way out.
This option has the highest chance of you and your besties surviving, unscathed.
Option Two) You tell Mr. Sexy Chest that you know how to hotwire cars and can likely get the police truck outside running in an ill fated attempt at impressing his very straight (and very firm) ass.
This option has the biggest chance of you dying, a virgin sacrifice to the monsters in the woods like every horror movie idiot known to man.
Eddie Munson, elbow deep in wires, cursed himself for being a very stupid man.
"Can I just say, for the record, that this is really dumb?" He huffed, wiping sweat off his brow with the back of his hand.
The truck had clearly been sitting here since the old man had died. Likely before then, because Eddie had taken one look at the wires underneath the steering wheel and knew immediately the engine was going to need some work before he even bothered trying to wake her.
Steve, who had a hip rested against the truck, turned to look over his shoulder, down at where Eddie was ducked under the raised hood. "You can but it won't make you feel better."
"Great." Eddie said, planting both hands on either side of the engine.
Fucking truck.
Fucking--monsters, and the military and Steve Harrington holding a bloody bat with nails in it casually, like guarding Eddie’s back while he stole a cop car was just a casual Tuesday to him.
It probably was, considering all Eddie had heard.
"Does it help any if I tell you this is actually one of our better plans, and not just because we usually don't get to spend a lot of time on them?" Steve said it like a peace offering, instead of the absolute insanity it sounded like.
Eddie sighed. "No Steve, it doesn't."
"I didn't think it would.” Steve replied and from the corner of his eye, Eddie watched him rub his nose. “It is a little funny though."
He looked like he was trying to hold back a smile, like he somehow actually found them having spent a solid two hours coming up with a plan to be hilarious, and if it didn’t make his entire being glow brighter than the dumb yellow sweater he was wearing, Eddie would have cursed him out.
"God I hate how cute you are." Eddie muttered instead, sticking his head back in the engine. If he could just connect this one wire-!
Then his brain caught up with his mouth.
‘Oh my god I can’t believe I just said that out loud.
"What?" Steve asked, confused, and oh, thank god.
“I said I hated how cut up the wires are. Hand me some of that black tape would you?” Eddie said, sticking his hand up, thanking every deity he could think of that his mouth hadn’t managed to out him.
He’d gotten too far in this backwards, hick town to get murdered now.
Muttered angrily to himself under his breath as he continued to do his best to get Hopper’s old clunker up and running.
He wasn’t sure how this guy had the thing going for as long as he did, but as far as Eddie could tell?
The truck ran on magic and well-wishes, both of which they were fresh out of.
“Come on, come on…” Eddie coaxed, as he finally managed to successfully splice and tape the two wires he’d been fiddling with together.
It wasn’t a solid fix, but it should be enough to get them out of here.
"Dude it's okay. If you're like--freaked out." Steve said abruptly, and where the hell had that come from!?
Eddie slammed his wrench down on the edge of the truck, standing up from the bent over crouch he’d been in so he could face Harrington.
"Steve,” He deadpanned, “I think anyone who isn’t freaked out by all this has something wrong with them."
He got a defensive look in return. "I'm just saying! It's normal! You don't have to brave face it or anything, we've all collectively had a lot of breakdowns over this."
He just got a stare in return.
For a brief second he thinks maybe Steve is bringing up last night. That he’s suddenly returned to his King Shit status, rubbing it in Eddie’s face how he’d had not just one breakdown when the demodogs attacked but another one later, when all the adrenaline had left him with nothing but mounting anxiety and panic.
Except when Steve turns to look at him his face isn’t mocking at all, and--oh.
Oh.
Steve, Eddie realized with abrupt clarity, was giving Eddie the speech he wishes someone had given him.
This wasn't another weird language game or that fake-nice thing people did where they act friendly to get an up front show of Eddie’s weirdness, just to make fun of him later for it.
This is honestly. Plain and simple.
Eddie doesn’t know what to do with it.
“Thanks.” He manages, voice now quiet. “That’s…thanks.”
Steve looks away again, rubbing the back of his neck and god, where was this Steve Harrington in high school? Yeah Eddie had seen glimpses of him in his senior year but what about all the years prior?
The guy before him in jeans and a yellow sweater gave off sad single mother vibes so hard Eddie felt an urge to hug him until all the bullshit went away.
Except the bullshit wasn’t just the seven annoying freshmen, but also crazy monsters and shit.
“She uh, she should run now.” Eddie said awkwardly, tapping the car as he turned to remove the few tools he and Steve had managed to scrounge up. “I won’t turn her on until we’re ready to go though, because we’re boned if we turn her off.”
Steve snorted at that, mouthing “boned” at him and Eddie gave a feral grin in response. Stepped into his space, because how could he not, and clapped Steve on a sweater-clad shoulder.
“Get the kiddos, Stevie. We’ve got an eagle to fly us out of Mordor.”
#this is very unedited#steddie#well this part is pre steddie#this one gets there faster than my normal for once#probably bc the whole things a one shot#hellfire joins the party#steve harrington#eddie munson#theyre stuck in Hop's cabin right now#this is very heavily based off of various comedy horror movies and books#predominantly John Dies at the End series#But also cabin in the woods evil dead tucker and dale vs evil#all the good stuff#also backrooms starcourt but thats later#right now its just eddie cursing life itself as he gets sucked into this shit
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I also acquired a new hunting dog book and atlas book!
Game Dog: The Hunter's Retriever for Upland Birds and Waterfowl, by Richard A. Walter's. Originally published 1983, second edition published 1995
Goode's World Atlas, from Rand McNally, edited by Edward B. Espenshade Jr and John C. Hudson, with senior consultant Joel L. Morrison. Originally published 1922, 19th edition published 1995
#i see atlas books fairly often at work but dont get them#but THIS ONE i was showing to a regular where laika come from#and accidentally flipped to the LANGUAGE MAP SO COOL OH YEAH WHAT instead of the normal northern eurasia map#and idk if thats a normal thing to find in these books or not; ive never checked but will be now#but i decided Right Then that i needed This Book#so i got it lol#anyways#my library#hunting book#hunting#hunting dog#hunting dog book#dog book#maps#map book#game dog: the hunters retriever for upland birds and waterfowl#labrador retriever#field bred lab#richard a wolters#rand mcnally#goode's world atlas#atlas#edward b espenshade#john c hudson#joel l morrison#1995#1990s
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ok i'll finish episode 3 i guess, i want to laugh at sir john dying i have to after the frog moment
#episodes 1-3 are sisters to me i love watching them together bc thats sir john arc#DIE BITCH YES GET IT#at work id fantasize about bringing sir john back and showing him the terror and telling him all about how i viewed the show and#like idk would that give him a heart attack or what#hes not attacking me i know this much but like itd be so funny anyways#IRVING MOMENT SHUT UP ME SHUT UP ABOUT SIR JOHN#irving is on my screen right now i cant
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(sighs wistfully) When will we get a jojos character named after bon jovi... like come on wtf!! this seems so obvious 2 me..!!! like bon jovi is already like exactly the era almost all the names are referencing right?? and the singers name is fucking "jon bon jovi" dude. that already feels like it would work for a jojos character. that could be the next mc's name actually... JOn bon JOvi..... also dudes last name is actually spelt "bongiovi" becausr its an italian name. Do u know how many italians there are in jojo. araki im begginv you
#muffin mumbles#jjba#billy joel and journey would also be fun references but i dont have cases as stronh for those 😔#just the right kinda music & actually theres a ''jo'' in both of them which i didnt realize til now#but like dude does this not seem super obvious to anyonr else... is this just me... cmon!!!!! 😭#cant complain too much tho because wham! IS in the series & my mom loves george michael#and whenvwr i see him get mentioned im like !!!!! my mom likes that dude#its like seeing ur oomfs blorbo and going ''Woah thats blorbo in law!! thats oomfs fave!!!'' thats how i feel i think.#i alsolove his music tho dont get me wrong. big fan i loooove me some wham!!!!!!!!!#um ya i forgot if i waa gonna say domething relse. thats ok tho point made#anyway. jojo part 10 protag WILL be named john bongiovi (AKA jogio) ok? trust me
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oh holy shit that's about the best picture of that breed EVER
ok I know you said Nik is a husky but consider: Caucasian shepherd dog Nik. Protective, absolutely bloody massive, insanely hairy, potentially really dangerous (due to their size)
Your brain. It is galaxy-sized. Behold, Nikolai, the Caucasian Shepherd.
*Марш защи́тников Москвы́ plays in the background*

#bestest most fluffiest boy!!!!!#also YEAH i too would take a flying leap at that fur. and that dog could absolutely take it too 😂#dog shifter nikolai au or something... or he gets stuck like this#rescues price from something or other deep in russian ice and snow... guards him on his way back... keeps him warm at night maybe...#then just Doesnt Leave and price us like well hell i guess i have a dog now#only way nik can get his shifting ability back is idk by getting adopted or something 😂#john gets him chipped and vaccinated and all#and the next morning theres this massive russian in his flat explaining he will not under any circumstances let john neuter him 🤣#this is so stupid i shall think about it for the next 70 years#also john probably has a standard double bed at his flat which is about the right size for a man of his height and mass#and then along comes that dog and john starts considering getting a californian king size bed or something#and thats before it turns out he accidentally adopted and chipped and vaccinated a scorchingly hot russian man#true love's first kiss? no. true love's first pet. or something
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TOO SOON TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU
pairing: jj x fem!routledge!reader
summary: jj navigating his childhood and adolescence while seeing john b as a brother, but y/n as something… more.
warnings: flangst, suggested smut
a/n: wow this was longer than i thought it was gonna be and thats why i am edging yall with the ending... THERE WILL BE A PART TWO




jj and john b had been brothers since third grade. it was common knowledge for everyone on the island. don't cross john b unless you wanted to deal with jj, too, or vice versa. it was a well-known fact.
they began playing together at recess, and soon, john b came back home talking about his new friend. he would eventually begin bringing two lunches to school with him so jj could actually eat.
the first time they hung out outside of school, they went fishing off of the ocean at the chateau. they were called inside for lunch by the ringing of a bell.
"wut was that?" jj asked in his southern drawl, toothless mouth quirking in confusion as he dropped a minnow back into the water.
"my daddy's callin' us back for lunch." john b explained, beginning to pull up the anchor of the johnboat.
"is your daddy nice?" jj asked, helping his friend gather the ropes.
"he's just a normal dad." john b shrugged, adjusting his hat before starting the motor.
"my dad hates me." jj explained, as if it were a simple fact of life. he sat down.
"well, i think mine'll like you."
from that day on, jj had practically been adopted into the routledge family. the littlest sibling, y/n routledge, was only five when they met, and was relatively closed off at first. while the four of them ate at the table that day, big john had shown an affection towards his son and jj, but made no effort to include his daughter in the conversation.
the age gap, which seemed significant at first, slowly dwindled away as john b's friend group expanded to the rest of the pogues. y/n hung out with them sometimes, too.
jj had always thought she was nice, and he enjoyed getting a rise out of her, but his best friend for life was her brother. that's who he was looking for on the night he happened to fall in love with her.
y/n was 12, and jj was 14. he knew john b was at a small party kiara was throwing (a farewell party to kildare high school, if you will), but he was hoping he would be back by one am. jj stumbled into the chateau, tripping over the step into the house.
"shit!" he cursed, his already bruised cheek making contact with the dusty hardwood floor. "ugghhhh" he groaned, slowly hoisting himself up.
"jj?" he heard a voice mumble.
his head snapped up, finding y/n standing in the kitchen. suddenly, his cheeks flushed as he looked at his star wars pajama pants, embarrassed that she was seeing him like this. "uh, yeah." he cleared his throat, taking a step further into the dimly lit house. "hey, y/n."
he could have sworn he heard her sniffle, but she too took a step forward, flicking on the living room light.
"isn't it passed your bedtime?" jj asked, at the same time y/n said "what happened to you?"
his hand made it's way to the back of his neck, scratching. "nuthing." he said dismissively. "just got inta an argument with my old man."
her face contorted into a frown, walking up to him and grabbing his arm. as she lead him into the bathroom, he had a strange thought that she looked adorable in her polka dot pajama pants and one of pope's old t shirts.
"why'd he do this to you?" she asked softly, grabbing disinfecting ointment from the cabinet. "sit on the toilet so i can clean you up."
jj rolled his eyes, deflecting. "i dont need you to clean me up. was lookin' for your brother anyway."
"well," she started, confirming his previous thought. "john b's not here, and neither is my dad cuz he never is, and in case you didn't know, it's been 10 years since my mama left, and i'm all alone, and i'd really not like to be alone right now so could you please just sit?"
she finished her rant with a stray tear leaking down her cheek, a red face, and a huff of air. jj tried not to let his grin show. they way she got so flustered, the way she annunciated each word, made his heart flutter despite the heaviness of the situation. "hold your horses, i'll stay." he said, raising his hands up in surrender.
he sat down on the toilet lid as she tended to his busted lip, cut under eye, and bruised cheek. she worked in silence for a little while.
"he did this to me cuz im a piece of shit." he eventually muttered.
"you're not." she insisted, shaking her head.
"you only think that because i'm john b's friend." he scoffed. "maybe he's right, anyway. he caught me stealin from the gas station. maybe i deserved this."
she looked at him. jesus, jj thought, when did her eyes become so... pretty? "you didn't think we're friends?"
jj looked down at the floor, before bashfully meeting her gaze. "guess we are now."
jj slept over, obviously, and they sat together on the couch as she showed him the only existing photo of her and her mother.
"i wonder if she would like me if she knew me now." y/n thought out loud.
jj took it upon himself to use humor to make her feel better. "pretend im your mom." he shrugged.
"what?" she squeaked, looking at him like he was crazy.
he cleared his throat before raising it an octave to make him sound like a woman. "oh, y/n!" he exclaimed, grabbing the ends of her hair. "my daughter, you're sooo beautiful!"
"ew!" she she giggled as jj got closer and closer to her. "get off me jj!" she laughed, playfully shoving him away.
"you don't want some lovin' from your mama?" he teased, still in a girly voice.
she kicked him gently, squealing in delight at his antics. "you're not my mama!" she insisted.
they began wrestling playfully, jj pushing her so she was laying on the couch, pinning her down. and, when john b walked in, he thought it was nothing more than some classic routledge and maybank sibling bonding.
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from that moment on, there was an undeniable shift between the two of them. somehow, y/n had gone from nice, to adorable, to pretty at her thirteenth birthday party. the pogues and some of her girlfriends from school had been invited to the chill hang out at the chateau.
she was talking to some of her other friends, in a lovely white sundress and brown cow boy boots, when jj nearly choked on the vodka he had added into his lemonade.
"i never realized how pretty y/n was." pope commented, swinging on the hammock.
"what?!" jj shrieked, spitting out his drink.
"ew, dude." kiara said, rolling her eyes.
"don't you think she looks nice?" pope inquired.
"uh, well, i mean, um" jj stuttered. "what?"
"that's all i'm sayin, dude. y/n is-"
"y/n is what?" john b asked, joining them.
"pope's got a lil crush." kie said, smirking.
"t-this is outrageous!" jj exclaimed.
"why do you even care?" asked kie.
"b-because-"
"obviously because she's like a sister to him and it's gross." john b explained, rolling his eyes. "new rule. no macking on my sister."
"you got that pope?" jj asked seriously, pointing an accusatory finger.
"i wasn't planning on macking on her!" pope cried, defending himself.
jj huffed. "good." he muttered under his breath. he definitely did think pope macking on y/n would be gross. but not for the reason john b had said. something stirred within his chest. it was a gross, green feeling.
...was he jealous?
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when jj was sixteen and when y/n was fourteen, the "no macking on y/n" rule had been transformed into the "no pogue on pogue macking" rule. this was due to both y/n and kiara being mature enough to wear bikinis. like, proper bikinis.
it was the first day of summer break. kiara was back from the kook academy, jj didn't have to deal with fucking geometry anymore, he snuck off the previous night with some touron older girl and had his first time behind a tree, and holy hell life was good. the pogues joined some other students at the beach for surfing and a bonfire.
but his eyes were on y/n.
shit, was he a pervert? after all, she was only 14, and one of his best friends. she came fishing with him and john b even though she didn’t particularly enjoy the activity. they were constantly play wrestling, or giving each other sea shells as little gifts. and, jj constantly called her mama, much to john b’s demise. it was one of their inside jokes.
she had just looked so good in her blue bikini and she was actually growing boobs. as jj sat on the sand, watching her surf, he barely noticed kiara and another girl approach him.
“hey, j!” kie called.
“‘sup?” he asked, not taking his eyes off of y/n. she was an amazing surfer, but he was ready to jump into action if she happened to wipe out.
“this is lacy.” kiara said, motioning to the girl next to him. she had a nice rack and a sexy body, with beautiful blonde hair. “i went to the look academy with her.”
“oh?” jj said, raising a brow. “a kook, huh? watchu doin’ on this side of the island, princess?” he shamelessly flirted. kie rolled her eyes in disgust, but lacy placed her palm against a tree, leaning in seductively.
“everyone on figure eight thinks they’re too proper to have fun for a night.” she shrugged.
jj grinned. he was catching her drift, alright.
he brought her back to chateau and fucked her good. well, at least he tried to. but with the image of y/n in his mind, he came in like 15 seconds. he made it up to her by eating her out, which was divine, pleasing her in the way he believed every woman should be.
lacy left, and after jj cleaned himself up and put on a fresh pair of boxers and gray sweatpants, he exited big john’s room, which was now practically his after the man’s disappearance, to get a drink.
he stopped dead in his tracks when he saw y/n sitting on a stool at the kitchen counter. she gave him a knowing look, rolling her eyes as the tears fell.
“shit.” he cursed, walking up to her. “uh. you heard that?”
she scoffed. “everyone heard it. i don’t care about that, though. it’s just… i… do you think i’m pretty, jj?”
“what’re you talkin about?”
she hiccuped. “am i pretty?” she repeated. he let out a breath. shit, how was he supposed to answer that? hell yeah, she was pretty. but she took his silence as a no. “i know i’m not. but it’s not fair that everyone sees me as just some little kid.” she explained. “none of the guys in my grade want to date me. i h-haven’t even kissed anybody yet, and you guys are all having sex, and it’s not fair!”
he tentatively sat down on a stool next to her. “you’re still young.”
“so that means i’m ugly?” she retorted.
“i think yer the prettiest girl on this whole damn island.” jj explained. he was so vulnerable, wide blue eyes staring into hers.
“… you do?”
“i do.” he said softly, nodding. he extended a hand, tucking a stray frizzy and sun dried lock of hair behind her hair. “i really do, mama.” he wondered out loud.
“well…” her heart was beating out of her chest as she took in a shaky breath. “thank you.” she grinned cheekily, cheeks beat red.
“you’re welcome.” he said, tailing a finger down her cheek before going to get up.
“wait” she said in a distressed tone. she grabbed his arm, stood up, and quickly pulled him foreword, pressing her lips to his.
it barely lasted two seconds, and jj didn’t even have time to close his eyes before y/n was pulling away.
she stepped back, staring at him. he brought a hand up to ghost over his lips. he had never felt so much electricity. his lips were literally buzzing.
“kie told me her first kiss made her want to puke.” y/n stated. “um. are all first kisses supposed to be that good?” she asked, clearing her throat.
“uh.” he said, voice hoarse. “mine sure as hell wasn’t.”
“oh.”
“yeah… oh.”
“okay. um, g’night jay!” she squeaked, retreating into her room.
jj was doomed.
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y/n routledge had ruined every other girl for jj. he was absolutely besotted with her.
but, the problem was, he couldn't have her. john b would forbid it.
"it's just like, fuckin gross, man!" john b complained, laying on the hammock as he mindlessly threw a hackey sack in the air, catching it. "like, i don't wanna see you macking on my little sister, sorry."
"she's her own person, man." jj said, waxing his board. "just let her be."
"he's a douche." john b insisted. he wasn't very fond of y/n's first ever boyfriend. "she's only 15, why does she even need a boyfriend?"
"i got a feelin' you'll hate anyone she dates." jj replied with an eye roll.
"probably." john b cringed.
jj fought back a shudder. would he hate me if i dated her?
suddenly, y/n came speeding around the corner on her bike, pushing it to the ground and ditching it, sprinting into the house.
"what the hell?" jj asked. him and john b were immediately following her inside.
"y/n?" john b asked, swiftly approaching her. "what's wrong?"
she stood in the middle of the living room, her body wracking with sobs. "h-he... he..." she couldn't even get the words out as she covered her hand with her mouth.
"did he hurt you? what's happenin?" jj asked, concerned. he placed a hand on each of her shoulders, craning his neck down so they were at eye level with each other.
her lips quivered as she sighed, and jj's heart broke.
"he broke up w-with me." she finally managed to get out.
jj recoiled, and him and john b shared a look.
"he's dead."
that night, after the three of them laid together in bed (a y/n sandwich, with her in the middle of the two boys) and did all the girly post break up shit u see in movies together, it was nearing two am when they decided to call it a night.
jj sat on the edge of her bed for a little while, watching her tuck herself in tight underneath the covers.
"you gonna be okay?" he asked.
she hiked up a shoulder. "i'm gonna have to be."
a beat of silence passed. "he's a fuckin idiot for fumbling you." she snorted. "it's true!" jj insisted, his voice growing higher in insistence.
y/n smiled sadly. "thanks, jay."
he gave her a solute. "well, goodnight, mama." he went to get up, but she reached out.
"wait. um. i don't really wanna be alone tonight."
"oh. you want me to get jb, or...?"
in a small and vulnerable voice, she asked. "can you stay?"
"uh, y/n, im not sure how good of an-" he protested, running a hand through his messy blonde locks.
"please, jj." she begged, her voice cracking.
jj didn't stand a chance. "you know i can't say no to you." he whispered, a soft smile on his face.
y/n reached behind her, grabbing an extra pillow and handing it to him. he grabbed the extra blanket on the edge of her bed, getting comfortable on the floor.
they laid in silence for a few moments, just listening to the hum of the crickets and the crashing of the waves in the distance. jj was 99% sure she was asleep, and moved to get up, when she finally spoke.
"he broke up with me because he kept trying to force me to have sex but i didn't want to." she confessed, her words awkwardly cutting through the silence.
"are you fucking kidding me?" jj asked, disgusted.
"please don't kill him." she sighed.
"please don't kill him," jj repeated, mocking her tone. "nah, fuck that. what's this guys address? i swear, i'm gonna-"
"you're gonna do what, jj?" she retorted.
"egg his house, slash his tires, beat him up, i don't know! the point is, that was a dick move. and that's not okay to do. especially to you. cuz your-"
he stopped himself. in the midst of their heated conversation, they had both propped themselves up on their elbows, y/n looking down at jj and him looking up at her. they lowered themselves back down in to a recumbent position.
"i'm what?" y/n whispered.
jj thought for a moment. you’re my girl. you’re so incredibly special. that’s what his mind was thinking. but he couldn’t say that. could he?
“because you’re like a sister to me.” he choked out. he didn’t sound believable at all.
“am i really though?” she pressed.
jj wanted to cry at the unfairness of it all. “we can’t, y/n.” he forced himself to say.
“…i know.” she conceded. “but maybe…” she thought out loud. she let a hand dangle down, off the edge of the bed. “friends can hold hands, right?”
he intertwined their fingers together, holding his arm up for her. “yeah. they can.”
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jj and y/n continued to find loopholes in order to be able to act on some of their feelings while not making it obvious for john b.
friends kissed each others cheeks. friends took naps together, bodies intertwined in the hammocks. friends got jealous of flirting. friends called each other nick names like “mama” or “baby” or “bub.”
right?
y/n was providing light in jj’s fucked up life, which become increasingly worse with this search for gold.
jj knew that y/n was having a hard time with her brother following in her fathers footsteps. this made them grow closer, as the barrier that was john b was less and less present, constantly on the go or with sarah cameron.
for fucks sake, they were held at gun point today by barry, who jj knew bc he used to sell coke to his dad.
who, speaking of which, beat him to shit. jj didn’t know how to deal with everything and so he bought a hot tub.
he couldn’t be bothered at pope and kie lecturing him. he couldn’t be bothered that he blew the money. but when y/n stepped inside the hot tub upon seeing the bruises on his abdomen, holding him tight against her chest and stroking his hair, he finally broke down.
he allowed her to dry him off and get him into some clothes. they lay together in her room, this time, both together on her bed as jj needed the physical affection.
he was practically on top of her, his face nuzzled into her neck, but she didn’t mind. she ran her fingers through his hair and up and down his back, to the point where he was practically purring and melting completely into her, mending their bodies together as one.
he was never so vulnerable, not with anyone else.
“thank you,” he croaked out. “for dealing with me.”
“hey.” she gently reprimanded. “don’t say it like it’s some kind of chore. i want to be able to help you, bub. we all do.”
he nodded, to tired to put up a fight. “only want your help tho.”
she smiled into his temple. “i feel like you’re the only person who actually gets me.“ she admitted.
“me too.”
that morning, upon waking up, the two of them had shifted to jj spooning her from behind, holding on tightly. and y/n didn’t mind one bit.
“morning,” she whispered sleepily, intertwining their legs together.
he groaned, stretching his legs out, but not separating them from hers. “mornin’”
“i gotta show ya somethin” he said after a few minutes of laying there admiring y/n. she looked so serene and peaceful in his arms, the sunlight streaming in from the windows and making her look like an angel.
“uh oh what did you steal?” she joked.
“i didn’t steal anything.” he said with an eye roll, sitting up and walking out of the room momentarily. he returned with something shiny in his hands. “i got u somethin when i splurged on the hot tub.”
“jj” she gently chided, propping herself up on her elbows.
“it’s fine.” he protested. “everyone knows the cats ass is dope as fuck. here.”
he held out a gold chain with a small j on it.
y/n held it in her hands, smiling down at it, then looking up at him.
“j as in…” she trailed off, smirking. “jj?”
he nodded and unspoken words passed between them. he put in on her neck, and she thought to herself that she would never take it off.
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the night of john b and sarah’s “death” was the best and worst night of y/n and jj’s lives.
“we… we lost em.” shoupe said, his words echoed by the booming thunder. “i’m sorry.”
“you lost them? what do you mean you lost them? like they’re gone? what are you talking about?” pope tried to frantically clarify.
jj’s jaw clenched. kiara’s face dropped. and y/n just stood there, numb as her heart plummeted into a deep abyss.
“they took an open boat into a tropical depression, pope.” the officer explained.
“so they’re dead?” kie asked.
“we don’t know.” said shoupe.
jj’s anger took over. “you drove em straight into the storm, man! are you kidding me?! come here!” he growled, pummeling shoupe.
“jj, stop!” kiara cried.
“get over here! i’m gonna kill you you bastard! you killed them!” he said, trying to fight off the other cops who were restraining him.
pope tried to reason with shoupe, and kiara was begging for it all to stop.
everything was going in slow motion for y/n. her brother… her brother was dead. there was no way he and sarah could have made it through that storm.
as kiara’s parents enveloped her into a hug, and as pope’s parents came in, extremely worried for their son and his friends, jj and y/n made eye contact.
all they had left was each other.
jj calmed down, and when he ripped himself out of the police’s grip, he walked toward y/n who ran and jumped up into his arms. he held her tight, silent tears running down his cheeks as she wailed.
“no, no!” she whimpered, clinging to jj as if they were the last two people on earth.
“i know baby.” he tried to comfort. “i know.”
they found themselves in the porch the chateau, each sitting on an opposite end of the couch, staring outside. jj was smoking his weed and y/n took the occasion puff.
both of their voices were hoarse and eyes were puffy from crying.
“what am i gonna do?” she wondered, voice cracking. “you can’t let them take me away, jj. y-you can’t.”
“and i won’t.” he promised. “i swear. no one is gonna take you, or hurt you. ever. okay? if they do it’s gonna be over my dead body.”
he scooted closer towards her, wrapping an arm around her shoulder and pulling her into him.
“my brother.” jj said solemnly, shaking his head and exhaling a puff of weed. “john b was, is, my brother. i don’t know, man… do you think he’s really dead?”
“i don’t know. i don’t know anything anymore.” she whispered.
“well, there’s one thing i do know.” he said. “with everything happening… shit, who knows? who knows what’ll happen to us? i just… i-i gotta tell ya… john b may be like a brother to me, but you were never like a sister to me.”
with wide eyes, she turned her head towards him. “jj… what are you saying?”
“i’m sayin that… y/n i’ve never seen you as just jb’s lil sister. i’ve always seen you as- as you. you know i’m not good at expressing my feelings.” he took a deep breath, nervous. but he looked into her eyes. “but i want to try.”
she smiled, for the first time all night.
“you’re cute, but somehow sexy at the same time. you make me wanna actually open up to you, and be vulnerable, and be better. a-and, you’re so fucking funny too, dude. i know you’ve always struggled with separating yourself from your dad and john b. and maybe sometimes you think that nobody notices you. but y/n, you’re all i notice. you’re everywhere, all the time, and it’s so scary. but… what’s scarier is the fact that i could lose you like john b and you would always think i saw you as a little sister.”
she snorted at that through the tears. she was rendered speechless.
jj let out a shaky breath. she closed the small distance between the two of them, straddling his hips as they kissed with the taste of weed, perfume, and salty tears invading their senses.
they kept crying hard, but kept kissing harder.
“i love you.” jj said. and once it left his lips, it’s like the damn burst. “fuck i love you so much y/n. i love you so much. we’re gonna be okay. i got you. i got you, mama.”
“i love you” she said, nodding her head. “i love you too, jj.”
so it was safe to say that jj loved each of the routledge siblings.
but y/n?
that was his girl. his person.
(and, when john b came back from the dead, he’d be grossed out to see jj and his little sister macking. but he knew jj would do anything for her.
so, when y/n routledge became y/n maybank a few years later, john b and jj would actually be brothers.)
it was always gonna be P4L, but it was routledge and maybank first.
he used a hand to hold her back, gently flipping them over so that he was hovering on top of her, his beautiful biceps caging her in.
he slid his tongue over her bottom lip and she granted him entrance as they made out. wanting, needing to be closer, she hooked her ankles around his lower back, arching into him and feeling his erection.
"fuck" he panted. he trailed his kisses lower, nipping her ear lobe, sucking on her neck.
"mm r-remember when my first boyfriend broke up with me?" she said through whimpers. "i didn't wanna have sex with him. n-not because i wasn't ready, but because... i always wanted it to be you."
he let out a groan. "jesus, y/n..." he detached his lips from her neck, loving the hickey that had formed there.
"jj... please. i need you." she said, tears staining her cheeks.
he kissed them away. "i need you too, mama." he breathed. they looked into each other's eyes. "ive never needed anyone so bad. all those other girls... they were to distract me from you because i never thought this would happen."
"john b made it a rule to not mack on you." he continued.
she smiled, but it was quickly replaced by a sob at the mention of her brother.
"let me take care of you.. i can't stand to see you hurtin like this."
"please" she whimpered.
and so, she let her legs fall to each side of jj's torso, and he began shimmying down her shorts...

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The Justice League mingling before their meeting
Captain Marvel, crashing through: CYBORG QUICK, I NEED YOU TO FIX IT
Cyborg: what?
Captain Marvel: SHES DOWN
Cyborg, palling: You don’t mean … *checkc* OH FUCK NO
JL, visibly concerned: What’s going on
Captain Marvel: HURRY DO SOMETHING
Cyborg, already has twelve laptops going through codes furiously: IM TRYING
Plastic man, bursting through the room: EMERGENCY, SHE HAS BEEN HIT
Cyborg and Captain Marvel: WE KNOW
Plastic man, gripping Batman: DO SOMETHING
Captain Marvel, slapping Plasticman: GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF SOLDIER
Green Arrow: WHATS GOING ON?
Captain Marvel: AO3 IS DOWN
JL: … what?
Green Lantern (Hal & Jessica): NOOOOOOOOOOO
Wonder Woman : … the fan fiction website?
Superman: that’s it?
Cyborg, dramatic gasp: how DARE-
Captain Marvel, dramatically holding him back: No my friend, they simply don’t understand
Green lantern (Hal): How am I supposed to get through monitor duty without my dose of SI field trip fics?
Green lantern (Jessica): How am I supposed to fly through space without my Percabeth podfics???
Green lantern (Hal): Aren’t John and Kyle currently in deep space right now?
A moment of silence for thé two lanterns in space
Flash: is this what’s got you in a fuss? Damn I thought someone died
Cyborg: SIX HOURS
Four Heroes proceed to cry in unison
Bonus:
After a gruelling 6 hour meeting, the heroes found themselves with their beloved writings again
Cyborg: SHES BACK BABY
Green lantern (Jessica): NO ONE TALK TO ME FOR SIX WEEKS I NEED TO CATCH UP ON MY FIC TIME
Captain Marvel: I CAN FINALLY POST MY NEXT CHAPTER
Green lantern (Hal): You’re an author? Let me see your works
The three look at Caps account: …
Green lantern (Hal): THATS YOU???
Cyborg: howwwwwww
Green lantern (Jessica): Oh shit, I’m a big fan of your work
Bonus 2:
Batman, in the BatCave: it seems this ao3 site has a great deal of influence. I might need to investigate this.
Batman: Captain Marvels work may also give me clues as to who he is
Ten hours later
Batman, knee deep in Gray ghost, Batfam and Danny Phantom fics: … I may have made a mistake
Bonus 3:
Lex Luthor: hey Mercy. Mercy. Hey.
Mercy: WHAT
Lex: wouldn’t it be funny if after ao3 starts working again, I mess with it some more. Making it go down so soon after the 6 hours are up
Mercy: that’s sounds cruel
Mercy: I love it
Bonus 4:
Lex Luthor talking to some villains
Lex: it seems that I was right, planting a bug within the reading platform brought forth a level of villainy i hadn’t truly imagined
Sivanna “got blamed and beat up for it”: THAT WAS YOU!
Cheetah “her furry and wlw safe space” : WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
Killer Croc “same reasons above”: Oh I’m going to beat your ass
Harley Quinn, pulling out her bat and calling all the Gotham Rogues (who have been up in arms about it): IM WAY ON YA! YOURE DEAD
Lex Luthor, “just wanted to stop seeing himself get shipped with Superman”: I sense that I may have made a mistake
#in honour of the fallen (ao3)#and mix it with my boy#Billy Batson#because I enjoy giving him more reasons to crash out#what’s one more trauma on the list#there’s so many characters here that I’m not going to tag them all#mostly because I’m lazy#I just know the Lanterns are ao3 users#what tags you read define which ring you get#I also think most villains love ao3#especially the Gotham rogues#something about them gives me that vibe#yes this incident did get most of the JL really into ao3#I also know the younger heroes like the titans and YJ have been up in arms about it
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secret admirer

s2!rafe cameron x perv!stalker!pogue!reader
creds to: roseraris for dividers!
warnings: underwear stealing, piv, unprotected sex, watching rafe jerk off (mention), fingering, face slapping, pussy slapping (hand and dick), teasing, blowjob, cum eating.
𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗦 𝟭𝟴+ 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗧, 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗕𝗘 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗗 𝗔𝗖𝗖𝗢𝗥����𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗟𝗬! 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗣𝗢𝗡𝗦𝗜𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗢𝗪𝗡 𝗠𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗔 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗦𝗨𝗠𝗣𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡
you sat in a tree, hidden by the leaves and branches, peering into rafe's bedroom. it was like clockwork; every night at 9:00 pm, rafe would undress for his shower after working out, seemingly oblivious to the world around him.
your heart raced as you watched rafe peel off his shirt, revealing a taut set of abs that practically glistened in the low light. they were so close they could almost taste the salt on his skin.
this had become an addiction for you.
you couldn't help yourself; ever since you'd laid eyes on rafe cameron knew you had to have him. you watched him day after day, heat pooling in your panties as you did, sometimes when he was gone you’d steal a pair of his boxers. for safe keeping.
sometimes, on the off chance, you’d end up staying long enough to watch as he jerked off. you couldnt hear him through the window, but god you wished you could. his faces were just picturesque, it made your clit throb.
when he headed into the bathroom, thats when you striked. you opened his window, crawling in and immediately heading to his dirty laundry. your found them, his boxers. you took them from his pile and undone your backpack.
the bathroom door swung open, and you were mortified. half his boxers already in your bag, you looked up at him.
his eyes caught yours, and you were now bright red
“what the fuck?” rafe questioned, a bit creeped out but he couldnt help the way his shorts tightened.
“i- uh- i can explain-!” you stammer.
“what? that you were being a little perv? stealing my fucking underwear?” he huffs.
you looked down and your eyes didnt leave the floor when you stood up from your kneeling position, you couldnt bare to face him.
“so, why the fuck are you stealing my underwear, pogue? like a little perv.”
“w-well… i-i just- uhm..” you were so embarrassed.
“i-i-i,” he pouted mockingly. “god, you’re pathetic.”
you stayed silent, what were you supposed to say? ‘oh yeah i find you hot and want to get bent over and fucked brutally by you but i know i cant have you’ absolutely not.
“what? you cant find a guy to fuck you good so you gotta resort to stealin’ my boxers now?” he rolled his eyes at your lack of response.
“what about your little pogue boyfriends? huh? jj, john b? they not like you anymore? hm, probably not. too much of a whore for them, right?”
”i-im sorry, i-im so s-sorry rafe..” you apologize profusely, your eyes brimming with tears. “p-please, it was a mistake! i-i’ll return them all, i promise, just dont tell anyone!”
“i should,” he hums. “i really should. but i wont.”
“really?” you ask, hope blooming in your chest.
“yeah, i guess… for a price, of course.” he smirks, the smirk that tells you he’s up to no good.
there it was, the kicker. you knew you’d regret this but you couldnt have anyone know about this, especially the other pogues.
and that’s how you found yourself on his bed, his fingers plunging in and out of your cunt. you were a moaning mess, the force behind his fingers was brutal, bordering painful.
“f-fuck rafe!” you moan.
“yeah? you like that? ‘course you do, dirty whore.” he degrades, pulling his fingers from your dripping cunt.
he sucks on his fingers, humming at the sweet taste before grabbing ahold of your ankles and pulling you to the edge of the bed. he raises his hand and leaves a sharp slap on your pussy, making you squeak from pleasure, pain, and surprise.
“that’s what you get for being a dirty whore, for stealin’ my underwear.” he grunts, landing another smack to your pussy.
you writhe under the force, legs instinctively closing. his hands forcefully push your legs back open.
“don’t make me tie these pretty legs open.” he growls, his tone aggressive. “what do you do with my boxers, hm? wear ‘em? sniff ‘em? wouldnt put it past you.”
another smack.
“i asked you a fucking question, pogue.” he spat.
“i-i wear them…” you whine. “t-to bed, sometimes i’ll wear them… while i rub my pussy…”
“oh, baby…” he groans, his head lolling back as if he got pleasure from your words.
“get up.” he snaps, pulling you up.
“on your knees.” he sits on his bed, you kneel between his legs.
you open your mouth wide, eager for his cock. you’d dreamed about this so much, it made you so wet.
“you really want this huh?” he chuckles, tapping his cock on your tongue.
you wrap your lips around his length, practically salivating at the feel and weight. you hum, taking him deep in your throat before gagging and pulling off.
he growls, grabbing your hair and pistoning his hips forward. his tip bullys the back of your throat, making you gag each time it hit. you were gagging, but you loved it, being used by him. saliva seeped from the corners of your mouth, dripping onto your tits.
“oh f-fuuuck… just like that baby, oh fuck… im cumming…” he moans, his thrusts becoming sloppy.
it wasnt long before his hips stuttered and you felt his warm cum paint your oesophagus before he pulled out, you swallowed it and opened your mouth wide, showing him proof that you swallowed.
“good girl.” he hums, slapping your face a couple times before lifting you up onto the bed once more.
he strokes his cock a couple times to harden it again, before he’s guiding it down to your pussy. he rubs it up and down your slit, swirling the tip around your clit as you moaned pathetically.
he slaps his cock onto your clit a couple times, watching as your body jerked, before he slipped his cock in. he didnt let you adjust before he was pounding the soul out of you.
“o-oh yeah, fuck baby… pussy so tight…” he grunts, pounding your poor cunt into oblivion.
“rafe! oh god, t-thank you, thank you rafe.” you babble. “so good, so so so good.”
“yeah? so good? of course it is baby, you got rafe’s cock in you. pounding your little cunt, you hear her?” he hums, letting you hear the crude squelching of your arousal.
“yeah, she loves this cock, doesnt she?” all you could do was nod pathetically.
the bed repeatedly hit the wall, in time with his thrusts, he didnt seem to care. muttering something like ‘let everyone hear how good rafe treats you’ and god it made your pussy clench around him.
“fuuuck, do that again..” he moans, his hand pulling your legs up to rest on his shoulders as he drilled into you.
you were so fucking close, your pussy was spasming around his cock. “ray.. fuck ray, i-im gonna…”
“use your words, pretty.” he says softly, kissing from your ankle down to your mid calf and back again.
“‘m gonna cum…” you moan, the sound high-pitched.
“oh yeah? my pussy’s gonna cum all over my cock, is she? yeah, she is baby.” he smirks, reaching between you as he thrusts into your pussy and he rubs your clit.
that’s all it took for your release to engulf you, letting out a loud, scream-like moan as you came. his own hips stuttered and he released his seed deep in your cunt, you swear you felt it hit your cervix.
without wasting any time, he picks your panties from the floor and puts them back on you to let you sit in a pool of your shared cum.
“let this be a lesson, dont perv over me princess. i wont be as kind next time.” he smirks.
he slaps your panty-covered pussy, hearing the lewd squelch of your mixed release. he then walks into his bathroom to have his shower, like originally planned.
#rafe cameron smut#rafe cameron x reader#outer banks fanfiction#obx fanfiction#rafe obx#s2!rafe#obx season 2#need that#raw next question#he is so fine#i need him so bad
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just friends


summary: you and jj have been inseparable for as long as you can remember, but, your friendship is a blurry line. it’s obvious to everyone but you two. what happens when you both snap?
warnings - jj maybank x reader, friends to lovers, alcohol use, mentions of cuts and bruises, indirect mention of abuse, mild cussing, jj being gross, reader is a little rude to jj, jealousy, kissing
the warmth from the summer heat made your legs slick with sweat from your spot on the bow of the HMS pouge.
supposedly, today has been the hottest day of the year so far. you could certainly say it felt like it.
wiping a bead of sweat off your forehead, you let out an exasperated sigh, “is he planning on showing up anytime today?”
“i texted him an hour ago, asking him if he was coming and he said he’d be here.” pope answered from were he was digging in the cooler for a beer.
the sound of footsteps storming down the dock caused the six pouges to snap their heads up.
lo and behold, the man himself was heading toward them, hands shoved in his pockets and fresh bruises and cuts littering his face.
you felt your heart crack.
“sorry, yall. got tangled up in something, but im here now, lets get this show on the road.” he clapped, a tight smile on his face.
we looked at each other, silently agreeing we knew what he got tangled up in.
his dad.
you jumped up from were you had been previously sitting, heading toward the side of the boat and extending your hand.
he hummed, “why thank you, m’lady.” grabbing your hand and hopping onto the boat.
bringing the back of your hand to his mouth he placed two soft kisses before casually heading over to john b and pope.
you met eyes with cleo as she raised an eyebrow at you suggestively.
you rolled you eyes and waved her off.
thirty minutes later, the temperature continued to climb as you guys made your way deeper into the marsh.
“fuck, its hot.” a voice you could’ve recognized from a mile away, complained as you felt a sweaty body sit beside you, the right side of their body meeting the left side of yours.
“gross, jj. you’re all sweaty.” you whined as you tried, and failed, to scoot away.
his arm wrapped around your waist, pulling you back into his side. “oh yeah?” he said slyly as he wiped a bead of sweat from his forehead and rubbed it on your cheek.
you made a gagging sound as you slammed the book you had been attempting to read shut “you’re disgusting.”
he chuckled, pinching your side, which made you to squirm away. “you’re adorable when your frustrated.”
you glared at him before noticing the chewing of his jaw, eyes lighting up,“you have gum?”
he nodded, popping the gum in his mouth.
you hummed excitedly, “what flavor?”
he tilted his head to the side, “watermelon.”
you sat up straighter, “thats my favorite.”
he grinned, amused, “i know, baby.”
you stuck your hand out, “can i have a piece, please?”
you swore you saw a thought flicker across his eyes as he smirked. he motioned with two fingers, beckoning you closer.
your brows furrowed and you leaned in closer, “what? do you have gossip? did john b and sarah get in to a fight? thats like their third this w-“
you were cut off as jj smashed his lips against yours. your eyes widened in confusion, and you felt your belly swarm with butterflies.
just then, you felt him force his tongue into your mouth and push something chewy onto your tongue.
he pulled back, leaving you stunned as he sat there like nothing happened, picking up his beer from beside his foot and taking a sip.
“j-“
“there, you said you wanted a piece of gum.” he murmured into the can.
you blinked fiercely as you slowly chewed on his gum.
it felt intimate, too intimate to chew a piece of gum that had been in his mouth just minutes before, that he swirled around with his tongue and blew bubbles with.
you then heard numerous horribly suppressed laughs, snapping you out of your thoughts.
“you guys are nasty.” kie complained as she twirled a curl around her finger.
you snickered, grabbing your book and sunglasses as you stood up and made your way toward sarah. not before smacking the back of jj’s head of course.
you heard an “ow!” from behind you as you sat on the other side of the boat. trying desperately to kill the butterfly’s swarming your belly.
it was around four when you guys decided to head back to the chateau.
everyone was lugging in bits and pieces of stuff from the boat trip. you ended up with the cooler and food.
you were half way up the dock when cleo and kie caught up to you.
kie grabbed the Tupperware of food sat on top of the cooler, “okay so, are we going to address the elephant in the room?”
cleo snickered.
you looked back in forth between the two girls at your sides and raised an eyebrow, “what elephant?”
cleo gave you at look that told you you had just asked a stupid question, “she’s talking about you macking on jj back there on the boat.”
you gave a quiet, “oh.”
kie nudged you with her shoulder, “oh is right. what the fuck was that? i know you guys act like a couple, even though your supposedly” she emphasized with air quotations, “not together whatever whatever, but kissing? a bit out of the ordinary.”
cleo scoffed, “a little more than a bit out of the ordinary.”
you rolled you eyes, “i wanted a piece of his gum and…thats how he gave it to me. you guys know how jj is, hes a bit out of the ordinary himself. were just friends.”
what you didnt say out loud was that you agreed with them. it was weird. sure, you and jj hung out all day everyday, you were probably more touchy with each other than most friends are, and jj has kissed you on the cheek a multitude of times before but, never on the lips. this was new.
you also didn’t say how flustered it made you.
cleo burst out laughing, “was that his excuse?”
“what?”
kie looked at you dumbfounded, “that is not a way you give a piece of gum to your friend. you know, he just bought a whole pack yesterday, theres no way hes already out.” she pointed backwards, toward the direction the boys and sarah were.
you were about to respond when you felt two arms wrap around your neck from behind and a face rest in the crook of your neck.
“what are you ladies chatting about?” he grinned.
both girls gave the two of you an incredulous look before heading inside the chateau.
he furrowed his brows and lifted his head so his cheek rested against yours. “what’d i do?” he stared at the doors of the chateau where the two had just entered.
ignoring his question, you groaned and dropped the cooler at your feet. then attempted—and failed, to pull his arms off you, “jj! its too hot for you to be hanging all over me.”
he groaned, shoving his face back into the place between your neck and shoulder. he then, placed three feather light kisses that made your toes curl in your black flip-flops.
what is wrong with him today?
you squealed, desperately trying to pry yourself out of his steel grip.
you felt him grin against your neck.
he pulled back and ran his tongue along his bottom lip. he then, grabbed the strap of your black and white, polka-dot bikini top, pulled it back, and let go, making it snap against your skin.
“jj!” you covered the strap with your hand, preventing him further.
he gave you a look of mischief before bending down and picking up the cooler he just dropped and heading inside.
you shook your head lightly and noticed john b, pope, and sarah, had caught up to you. you decided you were in dire need of a distraction and jumped into the conversation.
you caught on to the end of sarahs sentence, “starting at seven tonight.”
“what’s starting at seven tonight?” you tilted your head in question.
pope answered, “kegger.”
john b nodded, “you coming?” he pointed a finger at you.
you weren’t one to favor parties but, jj had been messing with you head for the whole day. maybe a tourist could do the trick?
the boneyard was bustling with people. kooks, pouges, and tourists alike had come for beer and a good time. it seemed nights like these were the only times everyone got along.
you supposed alcohol could do that to people.
you were avoiding jj like the plague. you needed to distract yourself from him, which, you could admit was proving to be a challenge—he was hanging onto you like a leech.
where you lead, he would follow. if you went to go get a drink, he would join you in line; chatting your ear off, if you sat down with a group of people; he would sit down with you, if someone came up to you and started talking to you; he would butt into the conversation.
this wouldn’t normally phase you, but, considering the circumstances, you were beginning to become frustrated.
the two of you were now standing at the shoreline, you gazing out at the water, while he attempted to put tiny braids throughout your hair.
you felt your stomach churn pleasantly and your cheeks redden. then, you hit your breaking point.
“jj!” you spun around, now facing him.
he hummed in response, attempting to grab the third minuscule braid he had been working on, his brows furrowing in discontent as you scooted out of reach and watched as it fell out of his grasp.
“i have to go to the restroom.”
his fingers brushed up and down the length of your arm, “okay, baby, lets go.”
your frustration grew at the pet name. “no..i..its girl stuff. i have to go find sarah to burrow something from her..and..you’ll get bored waiting it’ll take a while.” you hurriedly spoke, gushing out excuses.
he scoffed, “you know i dont care about that stuff, i’ve bought you tampons like twenty times.”
“jj!” you slapped your hands over your eyes as your cheeks flamed with embarrassment.
you saw him grin and throw up his hands in surrender through your fingers.
you dropped your hands as he said, “ill meet you by the hammock ‘kay?”
you nodded, guilt swarming you as you thought about how horrible you were being to him. he didn’t deserve to be treated like this. if only you could just get over yourself and..
you brain skidded to a halt as he leaned forward and pressed a kiss to the corner of your mouth.
you blinked ferociously and squeezed your hands at your sides.
the corner of his lip twitched as he tried to suppress a grin, “see ‘ya.”
you watched him, dumbfounded, as he walked away casually, hands shoved into the pockets or his cargo shorts.
you needed to find help. someone, anyone.
you found your reprieve when you spotted sarah and john b, talking to what you assumed to be a couple tourists.
you let out of sight of relief as you marched over. sarah spotted you out of the corner of her eye and smiled, beckoning you over with her hand.
“hey! whats up. wheres your lover boy?” you smacked a hand over her mouth and glanced at john b who was smothering his laugh.
you pulled your hands away, “i need your help, now.” and dragged her away before she could respond.
she looked at you with furrowed brows, “whats going on? are you okay?”
“i need you to keep jj away from me. i need you to distract him. make sure he does not under any circumstances come up to me.” you explained hastily.
“what is this about? did you guys get into a fight?”
“no.” you replied, grabbing both of her hands, in both of yours, “just please, sar.”
she waited for a moment, chewing on her bottom lip nervously, “okay..”
“thank you.” you exhaled the breath you had been holding and hugged her quickly before fleeing the scene.
you had successfully survived fifteen minutes of avoiding jj before things started to go downhill.
you had decided it was probably best to steer clear of the hammock, so you ended up on the other side of the boneyard.
here, the area was filled with kooks and a few tourists. you tried to pretend you didn’t feel the kooks glaring at the back of your head.
at that point, you began to wander around aimlessly, lost in your thoughts about jj, when you bumped into someones back, causing their drink to spill on the sand.
they spun around and when you noticed the anger flooding their face, you bit your lip anxiously.
you presumed he was a tourist, you’ve never seen him around before, and not to mention the fact that he wore a t-shirt with the words: OUTER BANKS, PARADISE ON EARTH, plastered on the front.
definitely a tourist.
the moment his eyes met yours the anger left his face and a smug look took over.
jackpot.
“hey, sorry about that. wasn’t watching where i was going.” you forced a smile.
his eyes flickered to your lips and he nodded bashfully, hand rubbing across the nape of his neck.
“uh..yeah dont worry about it.”
“so, you’re a tourist?”
he nodded again, shoving his hands in his pockets,“yeah, got here last night. how’d you know?”
your eyes flickered to his shirt before moving back up to his eyes, “lucky guess.” you shrugged.
he moved his eyes to his shoes, shuffling anxiously, “well, if you want to get out of here, i have a car.”
bleh.
you were about to agree when you felt two rough palms slid across your waist and resting possessively just under your top.
you could tell who it was right away. you shivered at the realization.
fucking sarah.
jj then moved forward so that your chest was flush with his and rested his chin on your shoulder.
“hey man, i see you’re getting well acquainted with my girl.”
the bite in his tone surprised you.
he tsked, pulling one hand away from your waist and pulling at your cheek, “she snuck away from me,” he then fixed his gaze on you, “how disloyal.”
you eyes met and you felt your airway constrict. what were you doing? lying and avoiding jj all because you didn’t want to admit to yourself that you may have feelings for him?
you gulped, “jj..”
he gave you a tight smile and placed his hands on your shoulders, redirecting his attention back to the tourist he said, “we’ll be on our way now.”
he pushed you forward by your shoulders toward the exit.
“jj what are you doing?”
he continued to ignore you, pushing you to go faster. you noticed his jaw was clenched and his hands were unreasonably tight around your shoulders.
he didn’t stop until he got to the twinkie.
you spun around to face him, shoving his back by his shoulders, “what the fuck is your deal?”
he scoffed in disbelief, “my deal?” he pointed at himself.
“yes. your deal.” you wanted to scream in frustration.
“whats your deal?” he raised his voice, jaw ticking in annoyance.
“you’re the one who dragged me out of the boneyard like some psycho!”
he ran his fingers through his hair, chest heaving, “like some psycho.” he scoffed, looking away before turning back to you, “is that what you think of me? i have i not made myself clear countless of times?”
you shook your head in confusion, “what are you even talking about?”
he ran his hands down his face, “god! you’re so frustrating.”
“me? its you whos-“
he stepped foward until the toes of your shoes were flush. he looked down at you, chest heaving with half lidded eyes, “i tried to make myself clear,” he wrapped a hand around the back of your neck, knocking the breath out of you. “i don’t know what more you want from me,” his voice rose, “i even kissed you on the lips for fucks sake!”
your breath hitched, “what?” your voice no more than a whisper
he pressed his forehead against yours, tone lowering to match yours, “and here you are, chatting it up with other guys.” he scoffed.
“jj..”
he began to pull away, “im an idiot, im sorry for kissing you like that when you don’t even-“
you grabbed the collar of his shirt, standing on your tippy toes, you smashed you lips on his.
for a moment he stood there, paralyzed as you kissed him, you were seconds from pulling away when he placed his hands on either side of your face and kissed you back.
you threw your arms around his neck and he grabbed your waist, hands slipping just under your shirt.
his tongue slid along your bottom lip. you smiled into the kiss and opened your mouth, granting him permission.
he slip his hands down to your thighs and tapped them, “jump.”
you jumped up, now straddling him, he slammed you against the side of the twinkie, hand slipping behind your head to prevent you from getting hurt.
he then began to work down to your neck, starting at the corner of your mouth and working his way down. he nipped at the side of your neck, you could feel him begin to make a hickey.
“jj!” you giggled, tangling your fingers in his blonde hair.
he hummed against your skin, “gotta let that asshole know you’re mine.”

#jj maybank x reader#jj maybank#outer banks#rudy pankow#rudy pankow x reader#jj maybank imagine#cleo outer banks#kiara carrera#john b routledge#sarah cameron#rafe cameron#jj maybank obx
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tf141 hanging out together and finding out that old man!Price has a girlfriend 💫
The crowded pub bustles with the commontion of drunkards of varying degrees. Some slightly tipsy while others have decided to forgo their pants in the name of the King.
And then there's a group of men occupying a table at the corner of the pub. Simon with his balaclava on, Kyle with a cigarette between his fingers savouring the arcid flavour and Johnny ogling some girls on the other side of the pub.
All that was left was John, who makes his way to the table with four pints of beer. He sits down at the table with a grunt as he passes each on of the boys a glass. They all start chatting and catching up about everything's thats happened after Price's retirement.
Johnny begins to bitch and whine about the new captain saying how uptight he was critising everything the squad does that John would've probably turned a blind eye to.
John chuckles slightly, listening to them all talk about what's is going on with the taskforce. Despite the smile on his face, there is a bitter resentment inside of him, gnawing at him.
Useless, useless, useless
He takes a swig of his drink hoping that it'll calm his worries down. And lo and behold he receives a call from you, his baby. He smiles to himself and picks up the phone.
"Hey birdie, doing okay by yourself at home?" He asks softly.
That one sentence caught the attention of the other boys as they give each other quizzical looks. Who the hell could their former captain be talking to?
His mother, maybe his sisters? Nah, he wouldn't call any other birdie.
They listen to John's gravelly voice and breathy laughs as he talks to the mystery person on the phone.
What felt like hours to the boys and a few fleeting seconds for John, he hangs up and faces the group. He raises an eyebrow when he sees their faces contorted into expressions of confusion and curiosity.
"What?" John asks slightly defensively
"Who's the birdie, Captain?" Johnny asks with a tooth grin.
John shakes his head, "my girlfriend." he says in a matter-of-fact tone.
Their jaws drop to the floor. Shocked would be an understatement as to what they were feeling and thinking right now.
"You sure it's not schizophrenia, sir?" Kyle asks.
John huffs in annoyance. What the hell? Couldn't they just accept that John finally had someone in his life. A perfect little doll who patiently waits for him at home.
They all start to laugh obnoxiously, barking and howling as if they were witnessing a circus show. And John's irritation grew tenfold and he huffs a sigh of annoyance.
"Oi captain, why don't you show us a picture of your birdie and then maybe we'll believe ya. Or well just keep thinking that the sarin gas is still in your system." Simon says, followed by a cackle.
John rolls his eyes and opens his photo gallery and shows the trio a photo of you and him. The picture is of the two of you in bed, with you resting your head on his shoulder with a smile on your face as John is still fast asleep. Evidence of the previous night's lustful tendancies still apparent on both of them.
This time their jaws drop for certain as the tangible evidence is placed in front of them. You're beautiful, and that fucked-out, post orgasm face is something else. This isn't fair. How did Price get blessed with a beauty such as yourself.
Soap scowls and scoffs looking away and crossing his arms in annoyance. While Kyle gushes about how lucky Price his to hide his jealously rearing its ugly head. And simon simply stares at the photo with a discerning expression on his face.
John smiply smiles, his ego fuelled and his pride sky high.
"Well boys, I gotta get back to my doll. Maybe next time I'll bring her along." He exits the pub, leaving the boys all confused and jealous.
#john price#john price cod#john price smut#john price x reader#captain john#cod smut#tf 141#tf141 smut#captain price#john price x you#old man!price#ri's rants
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Kinktober Day 27



starring: homelander x male reader
request: sub!thicc femboy ftm reader x dom!homelander where reader is a supe in the seven who is stronger than all the heros and especially homelander but not strong enough in bed?? homelander finds reader in his apartment right in his room trying on the shortest skirts that shows his ass and pink high stockings, reader trys to explain before he gets his ass eaten and fucked raw until he cant breathe properly. i want some breeding kinks and alot of spanking, and ass worship if thats okay? i know ur busy but im just requesting this only if you have time, please and thank you.
warnings: smut, degradation, cursing, dub-con kinda, ass slapping, hair pulling, breeding kink, breathe play sorta, ass eating, fingering, rough sex, creampie, unprotected sex

being the strongest of the supes was a feat that you never lived down when it came to homelander, your looks were as everyone else would put it 'girly' but can they really say anything when you're more powerful the seven combined and shall we add better looking.
this was especially infuriating to homlander who always had the thought of you being better than him in the back of his head constantly,no one ever took him seriously with threats because they knew you were strong enough to kick his ass.
so what better way to resolve an issue than to show up at your apartment, he knocks at the door "who is it" you yell seemingly running to open the door "homelander" he sternly speaks "you know the rules john, no superhero name in my place" you say letting him in, once more like you always do you shoot him down.
whether that be during missions when you nab the bad guy just when he was about to or talk down on him on minuscule things, it made his blood boil with hatred for you "shoes off at the front door" you add walking back to your room, john silently mocking the way you said it before walking into your room.
he wasn't really shocked when he saw you trying on skirts, it's what you usually wore when not in your superhero suit but what did surprise him is when you try on the most dainty skirts that leave little to nothing to imagination, your ass pretty much spilling out of the bottom.
"what did you want" you ask turning around to look at him, he wasn't all there his mind flooding with what he wanted to do to you and being the psycho he is he acts on those thoughts, bending you over on your bed and ripping off you underwear but leaving the pretty skirt, he spits on his fingers and shove them in you, fingering you open to take his cock.
what first was strained grunts trying to break free from him are now turning into desperate moans loving the way his slender fingers fuck you "who would've thought the sevens strongest member could be so slutty" john teases you shoving his fingers deeper in your tight warmth.
"fuck you john" you say back before dropping your face into the bed and moaning out loudly, homelander slowly pulls his fingers out, strands of saliva following with it as he brings it to his mouth as sucks it off, just when you though he was done he pushes you back into the bed and leans down to your ass, his tongue invading it quickly.
he starts eating you out like a sundae, tongue prodding at every part of your gummy walls, you loved it to, your hands reaching out to grab a pillow and bring it to your face to let out all your dirty sounds, moans and whimper and all of it, john lays a harsh smack on your ass to get those pretty little sounds out again and it works, eliciting broken whines out of you more and more.
he moves from eating you out to nipping his teeth at your ass, sucking at it, or just slapping it continuously, by the end of it you ass is ruined in hickeys and bruises, some teeth marks here and there, he stands up and lowers his pants and underwear "don't worry i'll be done soon" he leans down to whisper in your ear, kissing you neck before leaning back up to then push his cock into you.
that big fucker was splitting your hole in two with how big he was, you were struggling to even choke back moans, john seeing you gives all your moans and sounds to the pillow angered him a little, snatching it from your arms to throw it off to the side and restraining your hands behind your back with his tough grip.
"go ahead moan my name like a fucking slut y/n" he pulls your head up from the bed by your hair to look at you, he was fucking into you so hard you couldn't even answer him let alone breath, your eyes flickering shut but john gets you back awake.
"hey look at me, look at me, this ass is all mine right, ill fuck it whenever and wherever right" he questions, his grips tight on your chin "mhm yes sir im... all yours to ruin" you croak feeling the wind get knocked out of your lungs with every thrust into your hole "m'gonna fill you up nice and good with my cum, hell maybe you can give me a new kid" he chuckle darkly, hand wrapping around your throat to keep you right up next to his face.
while his other hand keeps your ass in place with a firm grip on your hip, after the heavy fucking he cums in you, filling out your stomach to almost bursting, even after a minute or so you could still feel him cumming in you before he finally pulled out of your sloppy hole with a heavy and drawled out groan, releasing you from his dangerously tight grip.
"now who's the stronger supe" he asks lifting your weak head up to look at him "you sir" you weakly say "speak up" he orders "you homelander" you restate with little to no confidence left in you, at this point you were going to be nothing but his bitch.

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Not Over the Papaya | OP81

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Ships : Oscar Piastri x Popstar! Reader , Ex!Lando Norris x Popstar! Reader
Genre : Fluff Smau
A/N : Let the silly season begin againn~
Face claim : Jennie Kim
Summary : Y/N and Oscar cope with their own breakups by making the Heartbreak Club.
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mclaren What a night with the Mclaren Family! To a successful first half of the season 🎉
landonorris Now that’s how a team celebrates!
mclaren y’know it DJ!
user1 Mclaren is showing the grid the best driver pair 💪
user2 Oscar is monstrous even just on his 2nd year 😮💨
user3 where is Oscar??!! he's not in any of these pics
user4 you are so right! why are they celebrating without Oscar??
user5 Oscar’s in Aus with the other drivers and Y/N
user6 Dude Oscar should really try to fit in with the team better
user7 Ik… dude is not making himself look good by skipping team gatherings
user8 jumping into conclusions there bud
user7 Am I tho? What? like mclaren threw a party without telling Oscar?? their own driver??
user8 I wouldn’t move past it them … Ehem what ever happened with Danny Ric? yeah exactly
user9 Bro Piastri really chose to be with other drivers than show support to the team who gave him a seat and a job 🤡
user10 Dude just won a race and decided he’s above everyone else
user11 Oscar is starting to piss me off. He should be supporting Lando and the team inside and outside the track. He’s just plain selfish
user12 why is everyone suddenly going ham on Oscar’s absence??? So what if he missed a team party? do y’all expect him to fly across half the world to kiss ass. Y’all need better things to do.
user13 Nah dude, I love Osc but they do have a point. He should show some appreciation the team who gave him a car.





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f1news Is the entire grid in Australia??? Look at all of them in suits 😮💨 As it turns out Oscar’s “party” tweet was not a joke at all!
User1 Wow just what did Oscar do to make them all come??
User2 Is that lewis?? wait is that SEB VETTEL?!!
user3 IK im freaking out too!!
user4 Ohoho I smell dramaaaa
user5 Hmm no Lando?? or Zak?? or any papaya??
user6 Well John, Osc’s engineer is there
user5 ok fine one papaya
user6 What tf is going on??? Luv to see it tho
user7 Not oscar turning the tables at McLaren.
user8 He’s so unhinged! Honestly only he can pull something so crazy as this.
user9 i heard other people are attending not just drivers.
user10 yeah i heard that too! apparently its turning into smth quite big and other singers and celebs are attending
user11 lmao thank Y/N’s influence
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oscarpiastri Can’t wait to see you on stage
Y/N. Well you do like bragging that I’m yours
oscarpiastri guilty as charged, baby. They can look but at the end of the day you are mine
Y/N. mhm all yours Luv.
oscarpiastri Thank you for doing this my dear… i know it was sudden for me to ask you to perform
Y/N. are you kidding?? I’m so down to help you Baby. Show them youre no push over!
oscarpiastri Y’know i could get fired for this right
Y/N. Well~ i could earn for the both us luv. 😉
oscarpiastri harharhar . ily you gremlin
Y/N. Ily more! I’ll stay by you through everything. thats a promise.
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oscarpiastri No. This is how you celebrate.
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