starboye

[starboye]

thank you wifey i appreciate it very much 🩷

— 🦴 anonnie

no problem daddy

(also are we still on for sex later)

[starboye]

Yeah I thought about it and I kinda don’t like what I said the other day☹️

-🦋

yeah i was hoping you'd come to your sense

[starboye]

how much do you think vinnie hacker is packin

8 to 10 inches

[starboye]

This is Cas

And Frankie (I don’t have many pics of Frankie cause I can’t take him out cause he’s got neuro problems)

omggggggg i love him

[starboye]

hi so this is my first time doing this whole request thing and i’m low key nervous and scared but are you doing requests and if you are, do you do them for mickey milkovich(a character off of shameless)?

-🔮 or ❄️(putting this here in case i come back)

yes i def will and welcome to the cult i mean starboye community

[starboye]

something is at my window and i know damn well its trying to find me even though im in my living room rn

— 🦴 anonnie (who is scared as shit)

ill protect you spiritually

[starboye]

my house, 12 am. can't wait to see you wifey 🩷

— 🦴 anonnie

ill be lubed up and ready

[starboye]

University anon back again to say I ran into the same man again later and he recognized me and said I looked too sleepy for his liking so he bought me a donut and stayed until I ate it (I have narcolepsy it didn’t work)

oh he so wants you like he wants to get in that beddd

[starboye]

Omfg I hate Canadian winters my stupid fucking window is frozen shut but it’s too damn hot in my room cause of my snakes I’m suffering

Also if you like snakes I’ve got some of the loveliest ball pythons (their names are Castiel and Frankie I love them dearly they’re my sons)

omggggg show me show me show me

[starboye]

Hey is it weird I find my brother kinda hot? Like he is hot but he’s my. Brother😟

-🦋

oh uhm thats not, yo what im gonna leave that for you to think about

[starboye]

WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO PRACTICE FLIRTING ON NOW????

i hope yall have a happy marriage or whatever 😒

-🃏

noooo me and you can still get it on, bono dont gotta know

[starboye]

Ofc I have notifs on, I all but run every time I get one but I’m bad at liking things 😭😭

I be sitting there like omg this is scrumptious and then forget to like

But like fr tho you wanna slide me some of those Chase Davenport fics 🫦

bro you cant be saying that out loud when it comes to the public i aint selling nothing but for you i could maybe just accidentally trip and it falls at ur feet

[starboye]

the honeymoon is already planned out wdym?? imma just fuck you all day long

— 🦴 anon <3

i can live with that yeah so where we linkin

[starboye]

you can keep it dw wifey

— 🦴 anonnie

yall heard it here first i got a husband so no more flirting with me

(dm for the paperwork bono so we can make it official and get to plannin the honey moon)

[starboye]

bono is actually crazy im giggling 😭

— 🦴 anonnie

i can give u a new one if u want

[starboye]

Chat I saw Chase Davenport in the notification and ran to get here please please please write something for Chase Davenport I’ll suck your dick so good 😊

awwww wait u have my notis onnnnnn

also i do have a draft or two for chase

[starboye]

one of us is gonna come out pregnant if you come into my bed tonight hun 🩷 (its not me)

— 🦴 anonnie

well then i guess im gonna be preggo and my baby daddy is bono (thats ur nickname for me)