#TALK TO EACH OTHER IDIOTS
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I want Stolis to have to go to Blitz's apartment. I want him to see the scratched out faces on the pictures that have Blitz in them. I want him to ask about the scars. I want him to realize how deeply Blitz hates himself, how impossible he thinks it would ever be to find love or forgiveness or compassion or grace. I want him to find out the best day of his life was built on Blitz's trauma.
I want Blitz to meet Stella. I want him to see a picture in the mansion and realize that Stolas wasn't even fully grown when he had Octavia. I want him to find out about *just lays there and stares at the wall*. I want him to see her raise her FUCKING HAND to Stolas. I want him to find Stolas’s medication. I want him to find bottles of empty absinthe. I want him to see the covered paintings.
I want them to SEE EACH OTHER and realize neither one is out of reach. Neither one should be on a golden pedestal. They are just two hurting, sad, traumatized people who love one another deeply. Who are exactly what the other needs.
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If you talk shit about Percy in front of Annabeth, she is going to annihilate every bit of self-confidence that you have ever been able to construct. She is going to defend Percy’s honor, degrade the living crap out of your existence, and make you - and every other person in the room - realize how he is superior and you are a worthless idiot. And she will do that all in the span of one single, cutting sentence. A few sharp and brilliantly cultivated words and you’ll feel nothing but foolish. She is going to utterly humiliate you, and you will be too embarrassed to ever speak in her presence again.
All with one sentence.
Now if you talk shit about Annabeth in front of Percy, he probably isn’t going to say anything. He doesn’t need to. Instead, he is going to give you a look. That’s it, just a look. A look that - accompanied by the radiation of his raw power and a sense of anger that rivals Poseidon himself - will annihilate every sense of safety that you have ever had the luxury of feeling. A look that makes your stomach drop, your heart beat out of your chest, your neck hairs stand straight up. You will feel nothing but unsafe. As if all the oxygen has been sucked from the room and your blood has turned to ice. His green eyes - dangerous as the ice cold raging sea during the most savage of storms - will suck every bit of warmth from your body in milliseconds. You will be too terrified to ever speak in his presence again.
All with one look.
#they defend each other in different ways#annabeth destroys your self worth#percy destroys your sense of safety#also how much of an idiot do you have to be to talk smack about one of them in front of the other#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#pjo#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians#rick riordan#riordanverse#pjo headcanons
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#homestuck#eridan ampora#karkat vantas#death //////// // /#just straight up one of the funniest moments from the comic#erikar#tagging that because this conversation fascinates me#karkat is LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF YELLING AT ERIDAN FOR WAND MURDER#and SCARED FOR HIS FUCKING LIFE because of gamzee#and he CALMS DOWN because he's talking to fucking eridan and fucking eridan is a fucking idiot#moirails you guys theyre so moirails for each other
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Good Omens dropping hints that Crowley has apparently Forgotten at least some of his former high-and-mighty angelic status in heaven.
#okay but metatron’s comment about TWICE ??#and the way that there’s stuff from when he was an angel that Crowley has CLEARLY forgotten???#I think crowley used to be a LOT more important in Heaven than he lets on#is this what Crowley is so afraid will happen to Aziraphale ???#but then why doesn’t Crowley just TELL HIM ABOUT IT#these two idiots literally need to just TALK TO EACH OTHER so freaking badly#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#angel#good omens season 2#good omens 2#demon#good omens 2x06#a/c#metatron#armageddidnt-blog#armageddidnt-gifset#armageddidnt-thoughts-theories
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the show must go on
#good omens#good omens s3#aziraphale#Crowley#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#ineffable spouses#ineffable idiots#happy s3 announcement day#they’re not talking to each other#GOOD THING THEY CAN DO OTHER THINGS WITH THOSE MOUTHS#ba dum tss#good omens renewal#evie.art#evie.go
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hear me out, zosan grindr au HEAR ME OUT
sanji, after finally coming to terms with the fact that he might not be totally straight, decides to download grindr and sets up a profile with the help of nami
luffy plans a hangout with all his friends and the moment sanji walks into the room, the telltale sound of two grindr notifications goes off
the room is silent. everyone is staring at sanji. sanji wants the ground to swallow him up whole. eventually conversation starts up again but sanji still wants to die
wait a minute…two notifications went off which means…
sanjis head snaps over to where zoro’s lazily nursing a bottle of beer and checking his phone
sanji hears another notification going off and hastily pulls out his phone, attempting to silence the damn thing when he sees what the notification banner says:
Grindr
Roronoa Zoro just tapped you!
oh that fucking asshole
sanji quickly opens up the app and clicks on the offending profile and there it is in all its glory, a picture of zoro holding up a fucking fish, holy shit how cliche can one get—
Roronoa Zoro
Online Now
0 feet away
Not looking for anything serious
of course that assholes not looking for anything serious, the guy’s one true love is swords for fucks sake
Grindr
Roronoa Zoro: i didnt know u were on here
sanjis fingers fly over the keyboard, ignoring the fact that zoro was literally at yelling distance
Sanji: fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
Roronoa Zoro: lol
Roronoa Zoro: i mean if u want
Sanji: ALSNDNWKFKCNNSKW KYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYS DIE
Roronoa Zoro: 😂
shenanigans ensue
(too lazy to write it all out rn but basically zoros been pining after sanji for so long but is sure that it wont be going anywhere cuz that is the straightest of the straight (which he will later learn isnt true) so he uses grindr to just release some pent up energy, the reason why his bio says hes not looking for anything serious is cuz hes in love with sanji like IN LOVE IN LOVE
sanji doesnt know that and so when he starts developing feelings…that really fucks him up, he thinks zoros just using him but sanjis terrible at communication and zoros kinda dumb so
they eventually figure it out tho and finally sort their shit out)
#one piece#sanji#zoro#zosan#zosan fanfic#ao3#ao3 fanfic#one piece zosan#fanfic#idiots in love#pining#dumb shit#this shit is so stupid 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#ive never used grindr before so now all my google searches are ‘how to use grindr’ 😭😭#this was so fun though#they keep talking on grindr even though they have each others numbers idk theyre stupid and dumb and silly i love them#zosan au#i might turn this little thing into an long fic on ao3 cuz this was so fun to write#crack fic#crack post
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I’ve discovered my favorite genre of Bagginshield art is where Thorin is a lovesick idiot who is Losing It and Bilbo is unbothered or oblivious to Thorin’s suffering LMAO
#thorin oakenshield#bilbo baggins#bagginshield#if anyone has more please send it to me I have like four rn#I know I made a post a while back talking about how I wish there were more posts that focused on each of their lives outside of each other#and I still stand by that but I also can’t deny the fun in a Important Dwarf like Thorin turning into an idiot around Bilbo#tbh this works even platonically. this guy has friends bc he’s lucky not bc he’s actually friendly#so I can imagine becoming friends with Bilbo is like ‘fuck now I have to be nice bc he WILL actually leave. uh. oh god’#love men who are grouchy and offputting <3#and Bilbo is oblivious not as a flaw but bc he’s just not wired that way and he’s just accepting that Thorin is weird#bc he has no basis of which to assume he isn’t just Like That sometimes same way the dwarves don’t know shit abt hobbits#and it’s not as like. Bilbo being extremely innocent either he’s just not thinking about it LMAO#and Bilbo Also doesn’t have a ton of friends (different reasons but he IS also grouchy and petty) and he’s just ‘?? ok’#they’re both fucking stupid and everyone around them is dying and in anguish#I particularly enjoy when a character who is emotionally constipated and stoic and whatever just starts losing it#not even necessarily in a sappy or angsty way just. those emotions gotta come out eventually#so for a guy like Thorin who takes himself seriously and is very closed off emotionally it’s fun to just imagine that facade cracking#meanwhile Bilbo is just like ‘you ok??’#Bilbo himself has some emotional issues so it’s double the entertainment
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#fucking idiots the both of them#lewis you lost nico 'britney' rosberg????#and nico you lost lewis hamilton????#you stupid fucking idiots#me whacking them with a roller up newspaper: IT'S. BEEN. A. DECADE. TALK. TO. EACH. OTHER#i mean like at this point it has to be a psychological experiment#how much psychic damage can our fans take before they snap?#why am i sobbing over two forty year olds on the bus?#anthony hamilton and keke rosberg please hold an intervention for your children#im sorry but if i fumbled britney and lewis you would've had to sedate me#like straitjacket and psych ward and everything#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#f1#brocedes
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Random headcanon!!
MC and Lucifer have scolded each other, multiple times, in the kitchen at like 3 am for having horrible sleeping schedules and telling each other to ‘fix the bad habit of drinking too much coffee (-etc)’ and how the other should know better.
#i don’t think this is an original idea lol#but it should be talked about more-#two idiots who yell at each other for being the same way#hsjsjsjsj#obey me!#obey me#om!#obmswd#obey me lucifer#obey me mc#obey me lucifer x mc#obey me lucifer headcanons#obey me mc headcanons#obey me headcanons#obey me hcs#obey me house of lamentation#obey me ideas#om! lucifer#om! headcanons#om! hcs#om! mc#obmswd headcanons#obmswd hcs#obmswd lucifer#obmswd mc#obey me shenanigans#ro’s dumb stuff tag
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tim, kon, and bart are like the star trek triumvirate to me. if you pick two of them to ship, you still have to include the third guy. he doesn't have to be romantically involved but he has to be there. otherwise something is just unspeakably wrong. it's like spirk without bones. you can't do that.
#rimi talks#like to me it's the very specific dynamic of tim and kon romantically together. kon and bart in a qpr.#and tim and bart as besties who love to antagonize each other for fun and sport. and also to make kon laugh. who said that#but all three of them are a set. do not separate. etc#idiot trio <3#tim#kon#bart
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Oops, I remembered my Pokemon AU and decided to redesign them <3 Trainer: Hat Kid Pokemon:
Froslass [Vanessa]
Mimikyu [Briar (My OC)]
Rotom [Rumbi]
Polteageist [Snatcher]
4 Sinisteas [Not HK's but follow Snatcher around]
Lampent [Stella - @artificial-radiance's OC]
Lore + Alt Snatcher faces' below <3
In a world of Pokemon and humans, rare humanoids known as 'Poke-Humans' exist. They are capable of leading Pokemon or human lives, even becoming trainers themselves and fighting in special tournaments. It's rare, but some can be caught by trainers they trust.
A long time ago, two royals, a spoiled princess from Kalos and a snooty prince from Galar, were in the middle of their wedding ceremony after meeting for the first time. Both didn't like each other but knew they had to wed for the good of their kingdoms. But right after speaking their vows, a stranger interrupted the ceremony, cursing them into becoming Pokemon. A strong frost woman and a weak teacup, neither in their right minds as they stole the lives of their guests.
100 years later, an orphaned girl was beginning her journey with her rotom. She ran with a sparkle in her eyes as she dreamt of becoming a Dragon Trainer Champion until she found herself in front of a couple of gang members from 'New Rocket Mafia', she ran away as they chased her. Still, one nearly caught her until rotom tased him until fainting. Miffed her journey started with a bunch of bullies chasing her, she took a fancy briefcase from him and found empty weird-looking Pokeballs. Before she could take a closer look, the man twitched, making her panic and into the abandoned woods until she found an empty village.
She went to an abandoned manor, hoping for shelter to hide from the gang members, unknowing of the terror that awaited her inside. An angry Froslass with countless frozen victims, she escaped to the basement before she froze her, lured by the sweet smell of a delicious-looking cup of tea, not noticing the decaying unfrozen skeletons. She nearly became one more victim as she placed her lips on the teacup, Rumbi warned her about a ghost nearby. In a panic, she threw all her pokeballs and caught the spooky tea cup.
Confident, she could fight the Froslass now, she collected her stuff and planned to use the Sinistea. Unfortunately for her, when the moment of truth came, he was not the powerhouse she thought he was... Even more so, he wasn't even a full pokemon! Panicking as the stranger was panicking and throwing shadow balls all around, she threw her pokeballs at the Froslass, catching her.
After explanations and hypotheses, she made a deal with the two ghosts, she'll help them find their way into the modern world and a cure for the curse and they'll help her as her Pokemon and help her have a full dragon team. Now traveling with two horrible ghosts who hated each other and their situation, she hopes she could find a cure quickly.
At least, that's the summary of all this but obviously, they stuck around for a loooong time and gained new non-dragon companions jfdnsdf
#demondoodles#my art#a hat in time#ahit#Rumbi#Hat Kid#queen vanessa#snatcher#ahit vanessa#ahit hat kid#ahit snatcher#ahit au#pokemon au#OC - Briar#Partner's OC- - Stella#Froslass#Mimikyu#Sinistea#polteageist#lampent#pokemon#pkmn#TDLR: Child wants cool dragons but gains two cursed idiots who hate each other/A creepy well-meaning idiot/and spooky kids#They all learn to work together with the child giving orders and finally get along#A family can be: Anger MMA fighter ice mom/ Happy MMA fighter creepy parent/Beauty contestant snooty dad and a bunch of ghost kids#Sorry for all the talking#I just realized I never really spoke about this au aside from discord lol#Fun Fact: Snatcher is a Shiny Antique :D#Yes this is one the main reasons the evil gang are chasing after them aside from HK stealing from them lol
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I think my OC and Sun Wukong's entire relationship dynamic is that both don't think much about marriage or love or relationships, but they both clearly act like they have been married for 50 years with the way the bicker and banter but also just be there for each other but they'd totally get married and claim because it just made life easier for both of them like yeah the celestial court and all the others are getting off his back now and she has an extra layer of protection and they insist this is a marriage of convenience and yeah they're best friends ofc they love each other plus this is ancient china every second person gets married for convenience not out of love how is that any different than our marriage but outsiders can just see how loyal and head over heels they are for each other and yes there was that one accidentall kiss incident but only because Wukong was hanging upside down from the tree and she turned around too fast and their lips met each other but that doesn't mean anything-
#the ham talks#i have lots of thoughts about those two idiots#and yeah I think my OCs dynamic is very different when she is with the Destined One vs Sun Wukong#definitely think there is a long period of adjustment phase for her but also this big sense of loss#everyone can see they are in love with each other except them#or more like the monkey king probably also knows my OC is the dumbass here#unless you write it on a brick “I LOVE YOU” and throw it at her face#she won't know#and even then there's a chance she might still not realize it lmfao#cepheus baskerville#black myth wukong#sun wukong#sun wukong x reader#sun wukong x OC#monkey king
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Bradley looks around the bar. None of his friends are in sight and the quiz is meant to start in less than five minutes. Their regular, weekly, quiz, which they all confirmed they were coming to not even two hours ago. And yet here he sits alone, nursing his bottle of beer and picking at his bowl of fries. He’s been stood up by his friends. Assholes.
“Where’s the rest of your team?”
“Good question,” Bradley mutters sulkily, then turns to look at how has addressed him and he scowls. It’s the hyper-competitive guy from one of the other teams, the one who had shoved Bradley out of the way one time during a spot-prize round, tossed a you snooze, you lose over his shoulder and since then he’s sort of hated the guy. Of course, he’s let all his friends know about it too, ignored their sighs and eye rolls at his dark muttering; reminded him that it was meant to be fun. Not whatever thing he was turning it into.
“You can always join our team for the night? If you want? Give you a taste of what winning feels like.”
Bradley wants to be petty, wants to stomp off, wants to shove him.
But his friends have made him come here and then left him alone. He’s not an idiot. Maybe he should have lightened up before they took to drastic measures.
He looks at the other guy's easy smile, he’s clearly not been stewing by how annoying Bradley is, and he’s not sure how he feels about that.
“Thanks. Buy you a drink?”
“Yeah. I’ll have what you’re having. Name’s Jake.”
“Bradley.”
“Bradley,” Jake repeats, “nice to meet you.”
#ficlet#Hangster#Sereshaw#meet cute#Top Gun Maverick fanfic#Does Jake have a space on his team because Javy finally got up the nerves to ask out someone on Bradley's team? YES - YES HE DOES#Jake's team have been sick of him waxing poetic about the moody angry looking asshole on the other team#it's been a whole team effort to get the two idiots to talk to each other#inspired by the interesting dynamics at my regular quiz night which I was completely in the dark about until last night
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Klavier in AA5: Oh hi it's my old friend Apollo :-) long time no see! How have you been!
Apollo: if you even do so much as look at me again I swear I will end your miserable life in an instant.
#this is an exaggeration ofc but it is funny how fed up apollo is whenever klavier is talking#their rivalry is so fucking one sided its hilarious. can you idiots just kiss#📡 incoming transmission 📡#apollo justice#klavier gavin#klapollo#if u squint. i do think they go well together bc they match each others freak. and each others stupid.
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me scrolling through the jc and yunmeng bros tags trying to find (semi) happy yunmeng shuangjie posts to reblog but instead what’s with all this wwx vs jc discourse? y’all need some early pandemic mdzs cql fandom romanticism energy
#[ yvonne talks ]#should i come out of retirement?#you know who would hate wwx vs jc discourse? wwx lmao#it’s wwx who said as long as the two of us are alive in the world we will always meet#he’s also all up jc’s business by way of jin ling in the novel extras#also cql already gave us yunmeng shuangjie reconciliation and it’s these idiots loudly running through the halls of cloud recesses#these idiots will always find their way back to each other#don’t mind me casually whining about the state of the tags on this random sat night#yunmeng shuangjie#jiang cheng#wei wuxian
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I... I just realized Luffy may be the only straw hat who knows Buggy is an idiot. Think about it: Zoro and Nami met Buggy at orange town, which was pivotal for them becoming a crew. Buggy was the second antagonist, the first devil fruit villain, and it's a tense battle! They aren't super powerful yet and have to use strength and wits to defeat Buggy. Buggy almost kills Luffy AGAIN at Loguetown, which is all Sanji and Usopp know him for. Jinbe met Buggy in Impel Down and knows he's weak but also learns his past, sees him recruit a huge crew of inmates, and is saved by him. The rest of the straw hats hear about Buggy in the newspaper after Marineford. Then Buggy's a warlord, then an emperor with Crocodile and Mihawk working for him! The straw hats probably view Buggy as a fearsome pirate, like Law and Kid, and that must drive Luffy fucking insane.
#one piece#straw hat pirates#monkey d. luffy#buggy the clown#op meta#op spoilers#'but hes an idiot!' luffy. buddy.#usopp and buggy would be the funniest match up theyve hyped themselves up so much they would be terrified of each other#luffy canonically doesnt talk much about past adventures which is working against him here lol#write up
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