#Sporkful

[sporkberries]

Never forget when solid snake fought in the frontlines of the yaoi wars

[shootingstarsue]

[yanderedrabbles]

What happens when the Yandere state trooper finds out y/n is pregnant?

(❤️)

Oops, looks like you're stuck with him.

Yandere Cop - Baby Trapped

Yandere! State Trooper might be an asshole, but he's not an idiot. You've been avoiding him.

Yandere! State Trooper who puts an alert out on your plates and is the first one pulling up when they get called in. Who plans to draw this out for as long as possible and think of your pretty lips on his cock the whole goddamn time.

Yandere! State Trooper who sees you flinch when he shows up at your window. Who can't hide his annoyance when you keep avoiding his eyes. Who raps his baton on your car door and snarls at you to look at him when he's talking to you.

Yandere! State Trooper who asks you to kindly step out of the vehicle and when you do, he's grabbing hold of your upper arms, digging his fingers into the flesh and pressing you between him and the car.

Yandere! State Trooper who wedges his knee between your thighs and scraps it across your clothed cunt.

"Why're you avoiding me, hmm?"

Yandere! State Trooper who watches you go pale, trying to shrink into yourself like that will somehow make him go away. You claim it's nothing, you just haven't been out much.

Yandere! State Trooper who shakes you like a ragdoll and snaps that you're the shittiest liar he's ever met. And you spill your secret in a stuttering rush of words.

You've missed your period.

Yandere! State Trooper who carefully presses his hand against your lower belly, his mind going a mile a minute. There aren't any other men in your life, he's made sure of that. So it's his, without a doubt.

Yandere! State Trooper who smiles slow and lazy. Do you have any idea how expensive kids are? Were you really going to manage with a job, a single income and kids?

Yandere! State Trooper who finally has you in a position where you can't possibly say no to him.

Yandere! State Trooper who knows more than anyone how tightly binding the law can be. And when you're his wife...well, the law has and always will be on his side.

"Tell you what dollface, why don't you come over and we can pick out your ring together?"

[dozenssporks]

murderbot: I'm going to-- *remembers jokes about suicide are bad for its mental health* --make the best propaganda movie the rim has ever seen

[biglisbonnews]

Sporkful and Sfoglini’s New Pasta Shapes, Vesuvio and Quattrotini Reviving and revising rare and forgotten pasta shapes When food podcast Sporkful and Hudson Valley-based pasta brand Sfoglini invented a new pasta shape, the Cascatelli, in 2021, they put forth a higher standard for pasta that improves more than quality but also creativity and functionality. This year, the pair teamed up to create two more shapes that continue Sporkful creator Dan Pashman‘s criteria for excellent pasta: sauceability, … https://coolhunting.com/food-drink/sporkful-and-sfoglinis-new-pasta-shapes-vesuvio-and-quattrotini/

[scealaiscoite]

.☽༊˚ prompts for helping bathe an injured loved one

¹⁾ sitting on the edge of the bathtub and letting them lay their head against your thigh as the fatigue starts taking hold

²⁾ “i know, i know it hurts but hold on for just a little longer and we’re done, yeah? think you can do that for me, pet?”

³⁾ helping them lean up so you can wash their back, and pretending not to notice them shaking in your arms

⁴⁾ “you needn’t be so gentle, y’know. if today wasn’t enough to break me, i doubt an ill-applied handful of shampoo will.”

⁵⁾ using your soapstuffs because the familiar scent will, hopefully, help calm them

⁶⁾ “i can’t believe it took a night like that for you to let me help you with something.”

⁷⁾ having never seen them in a state of undress before and so, trying admirably hard to avoid looking directly at them in such a vulnerable state

⁸⁾ “so mr/mrs surly and serious likes having their hair washed for them, hm? don’t worry, i’ll keep your secret.”

⁹⁾ climbing into the bath/shower with them, more for the physical comfort than practicality

¹⁰⁾ “i wish the first time you saw me like this could’ve been under better circumstances.”

¹¹⁾ stripping down to the same level of undress as them in an effort to try and make them feel more comfortable

¹²⁾ “can we- can we just stay here, like this, for a minute? please?”

¹��⁾ using as gentle a touch as possible to clean them off and feeling your heart break each time they still suppress a pained whimper

¹⁴⁾ “it’s just me now. you don’t have to be brave anymore.”

¹⁵⁾ trying to towel them dry but ending up just cradling them to your chest with the towel pressed aimlessly between you

[l-ii-zz]

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[catfindr]

[manmadedonut]

happy gay month people i love you all

[silly-lil-scribbles]

omg,,,,

i keep accidentally reading ur username as james sporky

i only just saw this but something possessed me so here’s me as a spork

[sporkberries]

WHAT

[canisalbus]

My very regal grandmother who is very no silly business decided to adopt a greyhound mix puppy however when she went to pick the puppy up from the shelter she noticed one of the other puppies was cross-eyed, crooked-eared, and also walked kinda funny. So now she has Claudius and Spork. Claudius reminds me of Vasco with his golden coat and easygoing personality, whereas Spork looks and acts like Machete if he got put through the tumble cycle of an industrial dryer and ate 30 edibles in a row.

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[stealingpotatoes]

Little spitfire Leia standing triumphant over a vanquished Palps, spork in hand, proceeds to crowdsurf out of there on a gaggle of cheering clones she charmed the moment she landed.

they just adopt her, as you should do if a child kills your shitty evil boss

[esthyradler]

Fashion icons

[spork-supremacy]

Thinking about those animal symbols everyone had in the early seasons, specifically in a Jaya context.

like there's something so poetic to me that while lightning was associated with the sky it was represented with an octopus, a sea creature.

And water, instead of having something completely tied to the ocean like a fish, has instead a bird, which while yes can rest on water, is more adept to the sky.

I know that it's just a big conincidence because the octopus was chosen because it looked like a storm cloud, and the water bird was originally a pheonix that was to better tie Nya to Kai through the fire imagery. Also she definitely wasn't planned to be a ninja in the pilots.

But the way it all fits together is actually just so good narratively speaking, because it also show that while they are definitely opposites, like the domains of their elements and the animal that was chosen for it (he's a talker, she rather show herself through actions; He's good at adapting, she is a perfectionist that needs time to adjust. etc) They still fit together.

It's, like, so good narratively that you know it had no thought put behind it at all and just naturally happened.

[just-a-drawing-bean]

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I can explain