#Spooky Batfam

[androgynouspoetry]

I got hit by a fucking golf cart on Halloween.

When my wrist heals I’ll finish that last bit I had for Spooky Batfam post but right now I’m just so pissed. And a PSA-DONT FUCKING DRINK WHILE DRIVING A GOLF CART AT NIGHT!

I don’t care if “I’m sorry I just wanted to loosen up to have fun” don’t drink while driving period! I don’t care it was in the neighborhood-there are kids everywhere, he’s lucky I pushed my friend out the way cause if he hit her I would have done more than just break the bottle on his stupid cart. I’m just so sorry I wasn’t able to post in time and right now I’ve had my friend write this (hi :)-I’m the friend she saved) and post my other thing and she helped with Booping (it was fun! I kinda want Tumbler now), but because she can’t always do this for me and I don’t really want her to see my other writings cause I’m kinda cringe (she isn’t, just crazy😌 lots rage in little body. She’s going to kill me when she sees this😀) I’m going to maybe try little prompts with my voice recording thing but I’d like to wait for the Spooky Batfam post cause I still have a really detailed part that I don’t feel like struggling with getting right. Anyway, till my next post. I hope you all had a happy Halloween 🎃

[violent138]

I feel like the Robins probably watched horror movies to really up their game, taking notes on the gestures and body language that would creep you out. "Criminals are a superstitious lot", so yeah the guy in full body armour that could beat you up would suck, but a small child, somewhere in the dark, with an echoing laugh all around you as you fire off a hail of bullets, somehow dodging everything and gleefully messing you up. That's psychological warfare.

[binglepringle]

Batgirl, the World’s Prettiest Princess™️🫶🏼✨

[mochioartzzz]

HAPPY SPOOKY MONTH!!!!!

[strawb3rryt]

Cryptid Batman and Robin designs! I’ve read a few fics with this concept and I think it’s really cool!

While drawing, I came up with a simple backstory on why they’re like this: basically, Bruce’s parents tried to do some weird cult-y/demonic things, but it they messed it up and became indebted to some demon which took their first born as payment. The demon turned Bruce into the weird cryptid thing and he would prowl the streets of Gotham, originally without purpose, but soon he would realize how shitty Gotham is and try to take down bad guys.

When Haley’s Circus is in town, Bruce stumbles upon it and watches, enamored. He watches and Dick and his parents fall to their deaths and once the crowd leaves he goes to Dick’s body and resurrects him by using his cryptid-ness or something. Then Dick starts fighting alongside him still wearing the colors of his parents.

I didn’t draw him, but I was also thinking about how Jason would be adopted as a human child after Bruce sees how much he’s struggling on the streets, after Dick becomes Nightwing. But, when Jason dies, Bruce resurrects him with more cryptid-ness and he becomes a version of like the Red Hood.

I might do some more drawings/backstory if this does well because cryptid batfam is really cool to me.

[sporadictreewhispers]

[armed-with-a-waffle-iron]

So, even during their “not dating” eras Babs and Dick are shameless flirts or at the very least looking at each other across the room with emotional heart eyes. And it’s never subtle like Dinah and Helena and even Donna are all like 🙄 (affectionate), but imagine what that noise is like for body-reader Cassandra Cain.

Dick: *meets Babs’s eyes from across the room*

Babs: *smiles back at Dick*

Cass: PLEASE JUST EVERYONE SHUT UP FOR ONE SECOND!!!

Babs: Cass, no one said any-

Cass: URGHH!!! *leaves room through window*

[hailkingphantom]

Dp x dc

A classic au where the batfam adopt Danny and they dont know his secret (yet)

Then one day Constatntine come to the mannor to discus something ofthe league, see Danny and is is like

"Brat"

"Jerk"

And start yelling.

No one of the bats know why, but then somone tell as joke: " ha ,maybe Dany is constantine bastard and he is demanding the inhetitance"

The bats grow in silence wirh the realization

[lotus-lost-n-found]

One Halloween Tim and Steph dressed up in shitty cosplays of each other's suits (Tim as Spoiler and Steph as Red Robin).

Tim's Spoiler costume was one of those thin fuckass morph suits and Steph's RR costume was a shirt with a printed texture and flimsy hood.

Jason thought the idea was hilarious and found a Batman version. Bruce was not amused. (...okay maybe a little).

[androgynouspoetry]

Vampire Teen Angst

A silent dark figure glided down the long wooden hall. It came to a stop in front a wide mirror-tall as the molding would let it. The clad in black shadow moved a pale hand from the darkness and into the dim light, almost to touch the mirror. Its hand looking sickly frail with the skin almost transparent-purple and blue veins running under its cold flesh. It touched its finger tips against the cool mirror and let out a shaky breath unneeded. The reflection…it’s ghastly reflection.

“…”

Just then a second tall figure placed a heavy hand on its shoulder.

“Don’t look. You know it messes with your head.”

The smaller figure moved its hand from the mirror as if burned.

“…he should have stuck to silver backings. It’s cruel to have modern ones.”

The taller shadow clenched his jaw, his animalistic canines piercing his warm lip.

“He thought we would miss seeing us.”

The smaller shadow whipped around, his milky white and pale blue eyes burning with a fury that came from no soul.

“Us? Us?! Can we call what’s in the reflection “us”?!”

He stepped into the low light, showcasing the appearance he cursed. His skin pale and sickly translucent, his body lean bordering boney in his thin wrist, his hair dark and stringy, ears pointed and near pink inside, and his face…thin enough for the bone of his cheeks to near kiss his eyes. And his eyes milky blue, sunken in and soulless. His lips thin and crack, gums receded showcasing a sharp angry mouth like a rabid dogs.

“LOOK AT ME! I’m horrifying-disgusting! A corpse who knows not that it’s died long ago!”

His black sweater hung loose on his hungry body. The taller man let out a sigh of annoyance-not in anger but as if they’ve had this talk before. He also stepped into the light.

“Tim, you’ll get better once you eat! We’ve been through this the past 50 years! It’s not the 1970’s anymore-you…you need to move past this! It’s not healthy to starve yourself!”

Dick looked concerned and pleaded to Tim to eat, over and over and over again. Dick-taking to the life as a vampire fairly quick-had long since fed whenever he felt the want for fat on his body, weight on his hips and color on his caramel cheeks. Unlike Tim’s walking corpse Dick drunk the blood of the living, just like his father and siblings. He had meat on his bones, healthy weight to his face. He had full black hair with shining blue eyes and full lips that hid strong teeth and perfect gums where his livelihood was retracted.

“Healthy? Do I look like I fucking care?! You know what happened! All of you! I didn’t ask for this!”

With that he stormed down the dark hallway leaving behind a worried brother.

“…I was never this difficult.”

The man in a dark red robe came down from the high ceiling.

“True but you were already being raised by vampires. Just give him time, he’s been through something horrific. He’ll come around one of these decades.”

Dick let out a groan at Bruce’s words of “comfort”.

“Never thought I’d miss the 50’s so much. I totally would have given him some cocaine.”

“DICK NO-“

(Hi guys! I know it’s been awhile and I’m excited abt posting for tomorrow, but for now I just wanted to give a little drop of what’s been stewing in my head. Just a prompt of spooky Batfam. I think I might add on to this if you guys like it, might make it a series cause of all the ideas I have for it! I just love the idea of like traditional vampire lore with some other stuff. Like vampires not able to see their reflection back in the day being because mirrors were made with silver which wouldn’t be all that common in todays world which is why Tim is able to see his reflection. I also threw in my own little thought that vampires are kinda like that once scene in that smurfs movie where the old woman gets young again and “plump? And stuff when Gargemel used his magic. I think of them like the dried out version of fruit if they don’t have any blood in their system. Like they don’t only eat blood to help the hunger but to also feel and look more alive, hence why Dick has warm skin and a more healthy and alive look-he ate recently. The blood of someone else’s keeps his body warm. Anyway, hope you guys enjoy and happy pre Halloween! 🎃)

[phoenixkaptain]

Always get so worked up when people are like “Batman doesn’t kill people, he just puts them in critical care, isn’t that worse?” And it’s. NO. No it isn’t worse because that’s the point the point is that he hurts them to the point they wish they are dead I-

Modern Batman especially, but even early Batman portray “Batman” as something ominous. It isn’t normal, it isn’t what a normal person should want to be like. Batman is unflinching and merciless amd drops out of the shadows because he’s supposed to be creepy!! He’s an eepy creepy lil dude!

The original origin of the “bat” part of Batman was bats being seen as a bad omen. They’re ominous, they denote bad luck. Bruce says that criminals are all superstitious, so ge decides to dress as a bat. This is literally the first explanation given for why Batman Batmans, and it all leads back to the sole fact that Bruce is trying to scare people.

He WANTS to be the Boogey-Man hiding under beds, he’s AIMING to be the eyes watching ominously from the shadows, he’s TRYING to be scary!

Death is scary, but the lead up to death is the scariest part, isn’t it?

Horror movies are scary because of the unrelenting figure stalking through the night. Slashers were scary because they killed with knives- it took multiple, painful stabs to die. Saw was considered scary because the injuries the traps inflict, the horror stems from imagining yourself in that position and wondering if you could hurt yourself to the point you would wish you were dead to live.

That’s the horror of Batman. An ominous omen. A creature that doesn’t stop until it reaches its prey. A stalker who knows more about you than you know about yourself. Death is more desirable, because death equals escape and this is a monster you will never be able to escape from.

That was the horror of It Follows, wasn’t it? The monster was everywhere and nowhere, always following, unrelenting, and the only way to escape was to give it to someone else.

Batman makes villains wish they were dead and that is the point. That is literally what he’s going for. Bruce Wayne has stocks in Gotham Hospital EMTs and he’s going to cash in right before he retires. The pain is inflicted on purpose. “I don’t want to kill anyone” is not the same phrase as “I don’t want to hurt anyone.” He wants to hurt people. Just, undeniably. Mentally, physically, emotionally, spiritually; he wants them to be hurt.

And I can’t stand when people act like hurting people goes against his morals. Has Batman ever said he didn’t want to hurt anybody? It was a lie, if he ever did, because he definitely hurts himself literally everyday on purpose. He’s an eepy! Creepy! Spooky! Little! Guy! Let him be an eepy creepy spooky little guy!

[darkest1]

𝕭𝖆𝖙 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖑...✚

[violent138]

It must be so unsettling for Bruce, in moments when the Batkids seem like they all know something he doesn't, or if he feels the pull of Gotham ensnaring all of the kids into something they're supposed to be getting him on board with. He wished the city didn't use those kinds of means, but the kids have moments of being more in tune with it than him, and he can never be sure what exactly is going on when they lie to him using tricks he doesn't remember from before, or hide information with skills he regrets teaching.

[vodrae]

Every halloween the batkids tackles Jason Todd down and fight to the death to dress him as Jason Voorhees.

It's funny to them to dress Zombie Jason as Zombie Jason.

Unstable serial killer with mommy issues vs

Well

[artimis-anime]

Batman drawing i did for the version of inktober i did, robin was going to be in the background but he never got finished, lol

[hellgirl666xx]

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