#Splank!

[downthetubes]

Sector 13 Comics launch Trio of Titles to Benefit “NHS Charities Together”

Belfast-based Sector 13 Comics will launch three new comics - Whapp!, Splank! and Yow! - at Enniskillen Comicsfest this coming weekend, 8th – 9th June, 2024

Inspired by the legendary Odhams “Power Comics” titles, Wham!, Smash! and Pow!, Belfast-based Sector 13 Comics will launch Whapp!, Splank! and Yow! at Enniskillen Comicsfest this coming weekend, 8th – 9th June, 2024. Sector 13 Comics’ Whapp!, Splank! and Yow! are inspired by the 1960s Odhams titles, Wham! Smash! and Pow, above Created to benefit NHS Charities Together, all proceeds after…

[screamingmorton]

@dio-the-thot-exterminator they need to ban him from dancing. forever. like a life time ban

[maguro13-2]

Demons Unleashed ~ Origins of the Ink Demon Gaiden Pt.14 (1/3) ~

[Rozenom Line Milate 04 - Hideaki Kobayashi]

Rei : So this is it.

Heero : We're always at 11 O'Clock, sharp.

Wufei : Don't be late! We got some butt kicking to do.

Quatre : Mission accomplished!

Trowa : Totally impact!

Duo : I'm here make some Gundam noise.

Rei : Now then...[put on some shades] Let's do this!

Illuminus Soldier A : You there! State your name and--

[GUN FIRING RAPIDLY]

Illuminus Soldier B : Do not let them take over the--[gets shot]

Heero : Piece of cake!

Duo : AW YEAH! THIS IS HOW KICK SEGA BUTT! [excited] WOO-HO-HO-HOOOO!!! How do you like that, Illumnius Dorks!? You don't mess with the Duo!

Quatre : This is gonna get crazy tonight, motherf***kers!

Trowa : Nobody makes us the fools out of a fool!

Rei : Hope you like getting your butts splanked, boys!

Heero : You mean "getting your ass kicked", ma'am? And it's "Spank", not "Splanked".

Rei : I thought so.

(FIGHTING IMPACT SOUNDS)

Rei : That's how you spank their own heinies!

Heero : Couldn't have the context here. Let's hammer through them.

[FIGHTING IMPACTS+GUN FIRING]

Illuminus Soldier A : *WHACK!* GUUUGGGHHH!!! My Gasp pocket! *THUNK!*

Illuminus Soldier B : *Strong Punch* AUUGGGH! My Organs!

Illuminus Soldier C : ...? *DBZ SFX : Slash* My Arm!

Heero : You think these scums will take us down?

Rei : Only one way to find out. Here catch!

Illumnius Solider : Why thank you, kind person. But you're no match for us with--(realzing that he's holding a greneade in his hand) Aww, Cra--

*DBZ/One Piece SFX : EXPLOSION*

Rei : Heh! That's three strikes and you're out!

Heero : Better luck next time!

Duo : Andele! Andele! Get out of our way!

Rei : Don't get too cocky, cause you're about to find another way!

"HOURS OF BATTLING SOLDIERS LATER..."

Rei : Darn! There's just too many enemies to pull through! I can't still get my way through! If only I told that everyone would speak up about Shinji getting in the robot, he would be safer in there.

Heero : Yeah, whatevs!

Fate : Special delivery for an amazing butt-kicking sequence!

Rei : Hey, not to be a little rude to myself, but who the heck are you supposed to be?

Heero : Hey, I know you. You're that Magical Girl of that smash-hit TV show Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha.

Fate : That's right. I'm a Magical Girl star of our show. Nanoha used to be part of the world of a visual novel before she abandoned it along with her family.

Duo : Don't you mean the world of eroge novel.

Fate : That's what I thought.

Heero : Could you mind a little helping us, we're in a war zone with these Sega Baddies! Hoping shooting them one by one is necessary to get to the main source of our goal of reaching Shinji.

Fate : Don't worry. I got this, I know how to take things to clean up the trash. (walks off for minute) I'm just feeling lucky that I have a few muscles take care of.

*Smash Bros SFX : Fighting Impact*

Fate : (walks back, wiping her hands off) Well...That's that.

(soldiers moan in pain)

Illuminus Soldier : [beaten up] Kill me...I'm in constant pain.

Fate : Now, you were explaining everything.

Rei : So who are you anyway and do you got a name, person?

Fate : The name's Fate T. Harlaown. But you can call me "Fate Testarossa".

[NEWCOMER: FATE TESTAROSSA MAGICALLY ARRIVES!]

Heero : A Magical Girl. You weren't part of Triangle Heart that happened about 9 years ago would ya? I knew it! You live in Real World AU?

Fate : Kind of. But I'm also part of Nanoha's universe.

Heero : Bingo.

Fate : Yes, I've been like this since I first met her on that day, 4 years ago, Nanoha was only 12 years old. I know it's kinda of a long story, but I promise. Although she did say that she was part of her family's story in the Real World. Not much of being a hero, She used to be an Elementary student at age the 12, but lacking any particular for her future. While Kyoya of the Takamachi is the hero of the story. For me, Fate Testarossa is just a girl who was thrown away like street trash.

Heero : Kyoya Takamachi, Nanoha's predecessor. From Eroge Novel to Magical Girl show. Hey, don't mind whole Magical Girl in space you know, that's literally a...

Fate : A spin-off Magical Girl TV show of real world AU.

Heero : Exactly, so I'm guessing that you used meet Nanoha in the Real World as kids, but then you...

Fate : Yes, this happened. When someone is one their birthday, I went a weirdly transformation called "Age Progression" which transformed Nanoha into a grown up busty girl and of course...(gulps) this. I don't know how that happen on our birthdays, but it's really weird to grow up like that in some sort of way.

Duo : (playing cards with the group) That's definitely something. For a kid who mysteriously grewed up into an adult, you sure how Age Progression in most logical ways. So, umm, nothing's bit too much about being a kid inside the body of a grown girl, how are you this a young-looking girl with a grown up body?

Fate : Don't be ridiculous. I was only a 9-year old after I went into progression at the age of eight. So yeah, I clearly had no comment of that.

[Flowers Fall - Yutaka Minobe]

Heero : Hold up!

Rei : Did you say that...

Duo : You're 9 years old!?

~ Stage 14 : The Lyrical Hero Pt. 1 ~

[dangerva]

Is the shbleeb very squeezle? Or is it splooze doogle?

Probably more of a Splank Hoogir

[pawsforthawt]

Hey there Everyone! Yes, that's right! My little webcomic will be returning to it's weekly Tuesday post as of tomorrow, 2nd June! While the country has been on Lockdown I've been keeping myself sane by picking up where I'd left off with Paws for Thawt! I had to put this weekly web comic on hiatus as I couldn't maintain regular updates alongside working on the final issue of MULP: Sceptre of the Sun, I had to prioritise MULP. Despite a short break turning into radio silence for a long period, I was still noting down funny moments and ideas for strips with the intention of picking Paws for Thawt up again when I had the time and motivation. Well, isn't Lockdown the perfect opportunity to find that time and motivation for a project such as this!? And with the help of Peter Duncan and his SPLANK! 2020 Annual I've been able to get Paws for Thawt back off the ground! The special digital edition of the SPLANK! Annual 2020 launched on Thursday 28th May! This all ages anthology collects over 160 pages of amazing comics from a wealth of indie talent and it is available to download for FREE! Get your copy using these links: Box of Rain Magazine website - Scroll down to "Download Links". Get My Comics website - Scroll down to SPLANK! and click the image. As the PDF is full to the brim with amazing content, please allow a little time for the download to complete. If you would prefer to flick through the comic's pages before deciding whether to download the whole thing, then you can read it online for a limited time here: Read Online Here! If you'd like to contribute to Peter's Just Giving page and help support our NHS, follow the link below: SPLANK! Just Giving page Amongst the pages of SPLANK! 2020 you will find featured a few Paws for Thawt strips! One old, one completely new and the other this pin-up I created to join in the community spirit of the SPLANK! annual and give a shout out to the phenomenal efforts of all our Key Workers during this difficult time! A BIG thank you to the real heroes of our nation! You can read all previous Paws for Thaw strips right here on Tumblr! And you can follow Paws for Thawt over on instagram @pawsforthawt https://www.instagram.com/pawsforthawt/ Don't forget to stay tuned to these sites for the first strip in Paws for Thawt's return coming tomorrow, 2nd June!

[lliebling]

while i was getting tattooed today i was desperately trying to remember what any of the shit from dmmd was called. the two games. gank and shank? dent and kent? i refuse to google it 

[sasquapossum]

Seal + planking = splanking

zen

[systemerrorbonnie]

OBSESSED with saying "splank tom . . ." under my breath like some kind of weirdo after i heard someone call spamton that once (1). i think itz a new vocal stim and i have no idea how to feel abt that. splank tom splank tom splank tom

[downthetubes]

Splank! in the Spotlight: Meet “The Kings Reach Commandos”

The all-new anthology Splank!, launching at Enniskillen ComicFest this weekend, marks the debut of “The Kings Reach Commandos” by Paul Trimble, script edited by former Battle Picture Weekly editor David Hunt, and drawn by Joseph McCafferty

The all-new anthology Splank!, launching at Enniskillen ComicFest this weekend, marks the debut of “The Kings Reach Commandos” by Paul Trimble, script edited by former Battle Picture Weekly editor David Hunt, and drawn by Joseph McCafferty. We reported on the upcoming launch of a new issue of Splank!, an independent comics anthology from Sector 13 Comics, earlier this week – just one of the…

[sector-z-knd]

The teen made a doubtful face, but took the blunt end of her halberd and lightly poked David on the side, who flopped pretty dang helplessly. If this were a cartoon, David would have had round spinning spirals in his eyes from being dazed. Recognition finally sparked, and the teen said, "Isn't that the guy in our calculus class, Mikey?"

"Oh yeah, the loner guy," Mikey confirmed, his metal mask making a chunking sound as it moved back into his helmet. The offending thrower (obviously a quarterback from the way he threw David in the first place) came over and squatted next to him, giving him another poke that elicited yet another groan. "Hey, loner guy, what were you doing in the Green Thunder's house? You could've been punched to Timbuktu for even being around there without permission!"

"The heck is a green thunder?" David muttered, still lying on the floor.

"He's alive!" Mikey exclaimed, and there was a round of sighs of relief from the crowd. The quarterback patted David's face, bringing out a third grumble. "Well, now that that's settled... We ready to get back to fighting?"

As if on cue, the twin released her sister who shot off like a rocket right into Mikey's stomach, knocking the wind out of him. The immediate retaliation caught the teens off guard as the kids followed their friend's lead and ran screaming into the fray, SPLANKERS splanking and lasers blasting.

Forgotten on the communicator, Kieran was hightailing it down the sidewalk. If the snippets he heard over the communicator was anything to go by, David had been taken to his own treehouse! What luck!

He was so busy running that he didn't notice the green streak in the sky...

Life. It sucks. It does! But nothing sucks more than having to help clean the school’s attic for “community service.” Especially with some red-head.

David, at the tender year of 16, was more than tired of “community service”. There were so many more interesting things he could be doing! …nothing came to mind, but it could be there!

“Stupid school with their stupid rules and their stupid giant boxes full of junk!” he grumbled, awkwardly shuffling backwards to drag a box over to the “dump” pile. From the corner of his eye, he could see the red-head girl watching him. “What’re you lookin’ at, weirdo? You’re in here too for whatever misdemeanor the school slapped on you, so get moving!”

@red-rad-and-rod

[catbyrneart]

Meet Ethel Death (and the rest of her family)!

You can follow her adventures in the upcoming Splank! comic, starting from Issue Zero!

[gatorbeast]

when the,, when the spamton,,,

WH. WHEN THE SPLANK TOM. WHEN THE SCRAMPTO

[clownkillsyou]

ALRIGHT YA KNOW WHAT IM HOPPING ON THE HANK RECOLOR BANDWAGON

this is splank c. fuckerton and everyday he gets up and commits cannibalism

I would recommend staying 3 countries away from him he smells AWFUL

[toriel-2]

grab your spludge and splank it!

[postpunkindustrial]

DARKFLOOR Sinjin Hawke, CanBlaster – Monolith (Overture) (Canblaster remix) [Fractal Fantasy] Autumns – Doire Dog Race [Opal Tapes] Ovid & Tension – Impish [Flood] All Saints – PURESHOREZ0000 (portara0000 remix) [goddezz] Dexterous Numerics – Leap of Faith [unreleased] Forest Drive West – Impulse [R & S Records] Roho – Dark Forest [Samurai Music] Consulate – Bloodline [Bitterfeld] Ballpeen – One Man’s Opinion [Cruel Nature Records] Noumen – Hydra [Central Processing Unit] DODSSANG TEMPEL – Demons of Old Norsk Darkness [Deathbed Tapes] GOLPESAR – Speak in Semaphore [Opal Tapes] Shinichi Atobe – Lake 3 [DDS] thatboytim – Steady On [unreleased]

FLORE Esther – ?? [POLAAR] forthcoming JV & Palf – Out Front [Panel Audio] A-Sim – Weirdo Indian [Eddy Larkin] Doctor Jeep – Acolyte [SPE:C] Dominowe – The Return Of Shaka (Core Tribe) [GQOM OH!] Formation Boyz – Back Then [GQOM OH!] A Made Up Sound – Take the Plunge (Beat mix) [A Made Up Sound] Prettybwoy – Hansei (acapella) [POLAAR] TLC Fam – Commando [GQOM OH!] Deena Abdelwahed – Lila fi Tounes [InFiné] Flore – Xenoglossia [Flore] Hodge – Silo [Mother’s Finest] A-Sim – Silly [Human Disease Network Recordings] Ploy – Roy’s Rolls [Timedance] Esther – ?? [POLAAR] forthcoming

DARKFLOOR Purl – Emissary [Dewtone Recordings] Jaye Jayle – I Need You [Ipecac Recordings]

IN SESSION

In for a guest mix this week, it’s French producer Flore. Label head of POLAAR, she has been on our list for a long time. Her session does not disappoint, expertly showcasing her love of percussion rich bass heavy dance music. From her early days as a breaks producer releasing music with the likes of Botchit & Scarper, Splank, and Mofo, to launching POLAAR, with Marc Weistroff in 2014 she has continued to purse her love of drums and bass.

[dorkmanboy]

Frank & Splank - It Might As Well Be Swing