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im gonna get a huge wolf-like husky and give it a name like James or David or Sandra or something. Something really human sounding. And convince everyone who comes to my house that theyre just my friend who was cursed with lycanthropy.

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Collection of me turning into random objects

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What a copycat

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Overheard in a coffee shop, long conversation between two men about attempts to get more muscular (both were very tall and skinny) and one said to the other "I just wanna be that guy, you know? Like my friend needs his fridge moved and somebody is like 'awww man you're gonna have to call a moving company' and then my friend is like 'nah, man, I got my buddy Alex,' you know?"

What an absolutely adorable reason to want to be strong. Live your dreams, skinny man. Your body is thin but your heart is swole.

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being a classroom aide is basically like being a henchman if the primary duty of a henchman was tying the wettest shoelaces imaginable

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When infiltrating the multi-kajillion dollar Rainbow Monkey company, one must always look their best. Just ask Kuki!

Looking fab and cute is essential to her plans to dismantle corporate greed :3

(My vision of adult Numbuh 3 done by the amazing @pichichustudios. Thank you so much!! 💖)

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[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Emma Sidi says, "I have designed a bag. Made it myself and, while I was making it, I couldn't believe this hasn't been done before." The studio screen shows Emma posing with a shoulder bag made from a pair of jeans on an elegant chain. The jeans' legs have been sewn shut and she's carrying a baguette down one of them. End ID.]

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Good news, everyone! Encountered a kind of library book damage today that I've never seen before!

Someone embroidered a page in a Hardy Boys book.

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LIFE HACK: you can hit a strawberry with a hammer and you won't BELIEVE what happens next!

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Just sat down on a plane and realized I had something in my coat pocket.

Egg.

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one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

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Billy and Mandy are more fun to draw when you draw them however you want

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two wonderful things i saw online today

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a baby fire goes to school at the cindergarten

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GIFT FOR MY GIRLFRIEND @kazoozfusionhero OF HER AU DESIGN HOAGIE