Well then, it's a good thing we're on YOUR team now, huh?
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He went to the door and turned the knob black-down. Then he paused. He looked round at Michael and Sophie, who were naturally enough both staring at the knob. “All right,” he said. “I know Sophie will squirm through somehow if I leave her behind, and that’s not fair to Michael. Come along, both of you, so I’ve got you where I can keep my eye on you.���
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This is the exact sort of passive-aggressive Rich Old Man Grumpiness I can get behind
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Cats Stealing Food in Paintings
Still Life with Cat (1705) by Desportes, It's no use crying over spilt milk (1880) by Frank Paton, Still Life of the Remnants of a Meal with a Lunging Cat (18th Century) by Alexandre-François Desportes, Fish Still Life with Two Cats (1781) by Martin Ferdinand Quadal, Still Life with a Cat and a Mackerel on a Table Top (18th Century) by Giovanni Rivalta, The Collared Thief (1860) by William James Webbe, Cat Stealing a String of Sausages (17th Century) by Abraham van Beyeren, Still Life with a Cat (1760) by Sebastiano Lazzari, Kitchen Still Life with Fish and Cat (ca. 1650) by Sebastian Stoskopff, An Oyster Supper (1882) by Horatio Henry Couldery, Still Life with an Ebony Chest (17th Century) by Frans Snyders, Still Life with a Cat (1724) by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, A Cat Attacking Dead Game (18th Century) by Alexandre-François Desportes, Still Life of Fresh-Water Fish with a Cat (1656) by Pieter Claesz, Still Life with Fruits and Ham with a Cat and a Parrot (18th Century) by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, A Cat Holding a Fish in Its Mouth (18th Century) by Sebastiano Lazzari, Still Life with a Cat and a Hare (18th Century) by Desportes, Still Life with Cat and Rayfish (1728) by Jean-Siméon Chardin, A Cat with Dead Game (1711) by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, Still Life with Cat and Fish (1728) by Jean Baptiste Siméon Chardin
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Starting a new youtube series
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I imagine they spend hair day watching Frasier reruns, Ben can't stand PBS and neither can his morbid kids (he won't let them watch Dateline NBC anymore).
I drew this to avoid the pile of asks I need to get to (I see you) because I needed a break (from doing nothing) but I'll get to them soon (the pile grows larger each day)
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OTA | Shortbread Triceratops 🍓 They can curl up into a perfect cookie camoflage!
🍓 THIS DESIGN IS UP FOR OFFERS! 🍓 Offer USD > Merch from this list > Characters + Artwork
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✨ Black Unicorn ✨
I needed to express my love for unicorns and lilies in a golden-black&white palette.
Commission info/ Instagram/ Patreon
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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no
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The real gold diggers are the men who expect you to take care of them, their parents, clean their house, wash and iron their clothes, give birth to their children and take care of them, manage their emotions, and on top of that, go to work and contribute 50/50 to the expenses.
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Aless andra
I’m finally feeling happy with my art and have more courage to post it so expect a bunch of stuff soon
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