#bonk and stonk?

[sylvctica]

i hope mika comes home one day on standard banner so i can make zhongli go even more brrrrrrrrrrrrrr as phys dps

[chubbletea]

*gronk stonk wins the fonk bonk

[meltedbuttersblog]

goofy nicknames for twst cast :D

i originally sent these to @duskymrel but she said i should post these so here we are

heartslabyul

riddle: riddler, mr. president

trey: reddit nice guy (me), bread boy, oyster sauce fiend, peeta

cater: caycay the craycray, mr. chronically online, vil's aborted son /j

ace: little shit, asshat, acehole

deuce: big shit, double trouble, double bubble toil and trouble, bonk, cauldron

savanaclaw

leona: lil kitty meow meow, princess, regina george, apex predator (mean girls reference, meant to go with the regina nickname), munchies (ruggie, see his "grammy doesn't need fancy" vignette), sir snores-a-lot

ruggie: buggie wuggie ruggie, snuggie as buggie in a ruggie, reggie

jack: big buff cheeto puff, furry, handcrusher (back to my anime origins 😨😔), beast mode

octavinelle

azul: daddy (rook), monopoly man, stonks

jade: shroomie, mr. premeditated murder

floyd: chiropractor, mr. non-premeditated murder, psychopathic adhd

scarabia

kalim: big dick baby, death's best friend

jamil: x-games mode, sheryll's mexican neighbor (he seasons his chicken) (maybe just a little too much...)

pomefiore

vil: regina, heather, germy wormy ( /affectionate, cuz he's german)

rook: titty croissants, theatre kid (derogatory), theatre kid /pos, fox

epel: peepaw, meemaw, chicken fried by the zac brown band, good lookin' by dixon dallas (I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING WHEN I THINK ABOUT THIS SONG) (it's a very homosexual country song and it makes me crack up) (it used the word bussy)

ignihyde

idia: beta cuck, stinky boy (me: /j, /affectionate) (others: /srs, /derogatory)

(not including ortho cuz idk what to do for him 💀)

diasomnia

malleus: malicious malleus, gargling gargoyles (that would be a great catchphrase for him ngl), daddy (lilia but we don't talk about those many one or two times EVER.)

lilia: peepaw, serg (called serg once cuz he very sternly gave an order to player or smth and was like "if you're going to give me a military title, it best be general."), daddy (mal, but this time we do talk about it)

sebek: croc shoe, speaker, iida kinnie (player) (sebs has no idea what they're talking about 💀), sergeant

silver: sleepy, lil guy, kiddo (lilia), narcoleptic (me)

[cthulhuscoconuts]

Every time I think Benoit Blanc I say it in my head as Benoyt Bonk and I think of the Stonks guy with like a cigar and that hat Benoyt wears in the bath

[lliebling]

while i was getting tattooed today i was desperately trying to remember what any of the shit from dmmd was called. the two games. gank and shank? dent and kent? i refuse to google it 

[sleepy-bebby]

Bonus:

[daily-dose-of-dopamine]

@itz-the-simp​

[huyandere]

it's stonks only when you have your bf's merch under your heart

[bloodyywater]

Bonk: The Revolution

[eightfourone]

Bonk is such a good sounding word to me

like it's the ultimate silly word

[blue-like-chromium-peroxide]

i just realized the words chonk, bonk and stonk are all not legit english words but they rhyme :) ain’t memes amazing

[oncillaphoenixart]

Once you start drawing characters as dragons that’s your life forever, I guess. Here’s the cast of Gravity Falls as WoF dragons

code translations below the cut:

Image 1: 

GOAT EYES because dragons have slit pupils

still a triangle

sus

Image 2:

chonk

strongk

longk

stonk

uh...bonk...ers?

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

....technically Leona has those 3 things too sooooo ;)

[Referencing this post!]

**grips a ruler so hard it snaps in half**

ALRIGHT LISTEN HERE, BUSTER—

Beauty? BRO WHERE, TELL ME WHERE?????? I CAN???? KIND OF GET IT?????????? LIKE ALL OF YANA’S DESIGNS ARE NICE TO LOOK AT also he has that dorito bod BUT???????? HIS HAIR IS SO MESSY AND HIS SHIRT IS HANGING HALF OPEN AND IT’S SKEWED SO LOPSIDEDLY, HE DOESN’T EVEN FULLY BUTTON HIS UNDERSHIRT AND HE WEARS HIS DORM BADGE THING ON HIS BELT which calls attention to his waist HIS EARS AREN’T EVEN THST FLUFFY AND HE HAS TO HAVE A HOLE IN THE BUTT OF HIS PANTS FOR THE TAIL TO POP THROUGH?????? THAT LAZY BAD BOI LOOK AIN’T IT CHIEF

Brains? OKAY SURE L*ONA HAS ACTUAL BRAIN CELLS BUT HE DOESN’T USE THEM MSOT OF THE TIME SO WAHT’S THE POINT HE DOESN’T APPLY HIMSELF and that’s really such a shame because he’s way better when he actually does

Brawn? YEAH I’LL GIVE’M THAT BUT JUST CUZ YOU HAVE STONKS DOESN’TR MEAN YOU SHOULD GIVE THE BIG BONK, IT’S ABOIUT HOW YOU USE YOUR STRENGTH NOT JUST HAVINGH IT AND L*ONA LITERALLY USES HIS POWER TO BULLY FRESH MEAT AND ALMOST MCMURDER PEOPLE murder btw is the pinnacle of sexy

ROOK IS OBVIOUSLY BETTER CUZ:

He’s dressed properly and covered, even his head 😊 and his hair is nice and tidy~ Eyes 😳 lips 😳 pretty 😳 Have you seen his Ceremonial Robes Groovy artwork????????

He has intelligence, intuition, and observational skills, but it doesn’t always come off as obvious or as dangerous since he acts/talks so silly... And what people don’t realize is that he can easily use his knowledge to end them 😊 Rook just chooses not to because he’s yasashii and loves everything snd everyone ❤️

HUNTSMAN??? HELLO???? 😤 Could probably let me loose in a forest and track me down in seconds, then shoot an arrow straight through my heart 🥺 But again, he doesn’t because he’s nice and doesn’t throw around his power just because he can—

Bonus points for being mysterious yet not having any obvious baggage to be concerned about~

That summarizes my argument for why Rook is Class 3-A’s best boy ❤️

[obeymebabes]

hello, i saw your requests open and thought i send in a request! ^^ may i request a headcannon, of the brothers (and if you’re okay with it, the undateables as well.) reacting to a gen z MC? like, one that would curbstomp lucifer for threatening them, laugh at dark memes. if not, that’s okay! 😸

Oh goodness this is going to be chaotic. I'll be honest, I had literally no idea what I was writing but I tried my best :)

> The Undateables (Part 2) <

Lucifer

He literally only asked you to do something simple.

You threatened to curbstomp him.

Absolutely appauled and confused.

What kind of human has the nerve to stand up to such a poweful demon like himself?

Slightly impressed at your fearlessness.

He is too old for your jokes.

"MC, what do you mean by that phrase "ok, boomer"?"

Mammon

This boy wasn't ready for some of the dark memes you showed him.

He didn't realize how dark humans actually were until you showed up.

"Why do you keep saying I need stonks?? What is a stonk?"

He has an overbearing need to want to protect you from yourself.

Why did you keep calling him a simp?

"WHAT IN DEVILDOM IS A SIMP MC??"

Mams is low-key scared of you and your weird humor.

Levi

He absolutely 100% understands everything you say.

All of his brothers think that you are both speaking in a different language.

Only replies to your texts in gifs and memes. Even in groupchats.

He enjoys playing minecraft and laughing with and at you.

"Is that a JoJo reference???"

Says "oof" a lot more now that you're around. Especially in front of his brothers.

Will definitely scream yeet and naruto run out of a room with you.

Satan

Being the bookworm he is, he's every bit of clueless as some of his brothers.

He honestly found it hilarious at how frustrated your humor made Lucifer though.

He definitely adopted calling Lucifer "boomer".

When he was pissed off at something you straight up told him to fight you.

"MC, I don't think it's smart to challenge me."

Was immediately concerned for your health when you didn't back down and actually encouraged him.

He tried to make an attempt to send you memes he found funny but they were all just LOLcat memes.

"What do you mean you have just two brain cells? That's scientifically impossible. Your brain is made of billions of cells all working together to..."

Your little joke turned into a full on lecture. Maybe think twice before popping a dumb joke around the nerd.

Asmo

Despite almost being fluent in internet language, he was not at all on the level Levi was on.

If he was being honest, he was just enjoying that you were having fun.

Every time he mentioned something sexual you'd pat him on his pretty little head and yell "bonk, go to horny jail!"

It would definitely make him laugh but he would always make a snarky comment like "not unless you put me in handcuffs, MC."

When you first told him about the whole femboy hooters idea that was going around he absolutely ADORED it.

He immediately dressed up with a cute skirt he pulled from his closet and threw on an old Hell's Kitchen shirt.

"Finally people are coming to their senses!"

Beel

This poor puppy was so absolutely lost.

What was a Tide Pod and why did you want to record him eating it?

He tried to eat it anyway.

According to him it was very squishy and tasted really bad.

When you explained to him the point he just looked at you with the most confused face.

"Why would you humans eat something that could harm you?"

Every time he would offer you a snack you'd just yell "WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?"

Beel would pause for a moment and try to figure out if you were actually joking or not.

You had to try to explain who Gordon Ramsey was and the whole time Beel just looked like you were speaking a foreign language.

Belphie

It took him a bit to fully grasp your dark humor but he eventually tried to pick it up.

Would point to a dead animal and just say "mood".

He half-laughed when you said you'd pay for him to kill you again.

He was actually worried about you since you kept joking about being super depressed and wanting to die.

Belphie even went to Levi to ask about some of your strangely dark humor.

When you reassured him that you were actually perfectly okay and that you just enjoyed it.

"Wake me up when I'm dead."

[omghotmemes]

BONK STRONK TONK STONK HONK

[immagoudaboi]

chonk honk i miss you bao bei

stonk bonk i miss you too achi you haven't written my panda au yet