#bonk and stonk?

[sylvctica]

i hope mika comes home one day on standard banner so i can make zhongli go even more brrrrrrrrrrrrrr as phys dps

[chubbletea]

*gronk stonk wins the fonk bonk

[meltedbuttersblog]

goofy nicknames for twst cast :D

i originally sent these to @duskymrel but she said i should post these so here we are

heartslabyul

riddle: riddler, mr. president

trey: reddit nice guy (me), bread boy, oyster sauce fiend, peeta

cater: caycay the craycray, mr. chronically online, vil's aborted son /j

ace: little shit, asshat, acehole

deuce: big shit, double trouble, double bubble toil and trouble, bonk, cauldron

savanaclaw

leona: lil kitty meow meow, princess, regina george, apex predator (mean girls reference, meant to go with the regina nickname), munchies (ruggie, see his "grammy doesn't need fancy" vignette), sir snores-a-lot

ruggie: buggie wuggie ruggie, snuggie as buggie in a ruggie, reggie

jack: big buff cheeto puff, furry, handcrusher (back to my anime origins 😨😔), beast mode

octavinelle

azul: daddy (rook), monopoly man, stonks

jade: shroomie, mr. premeditated murder

floyd: chiropractor, mr. non-premeditated murder, psychopathic adhd

scarabia

kalim: big dick baby, death's best friend

jamil: x-games mode, sheryll's mexican neighbor (he seasons his chicken) (maybe just a little too much...)

pomefiore

vil: regina, heather, germy wormy ( /affectionate, cuz he's german)

rook: titty croissants, theatre kid (derogatory), theatre kid /pos, fox

epel: peepaw, meemaw, chicken fried by the zac brown band, good lookin' by dixon dallas (I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING WHEN I THINK ABOUT THIS SONG) (it's a very homosexual country song and it makes me crack up) (it used the word bussy)

ignihyde

idia: beta cuck, stinky boy (me: /j, /affectionate) (others: /srs, /derogatory)

(not including ortho cuz idk what to do for him 💀)

diasomnia

malleus: malicious malleus, gargling gargoyles (that would be a great catchphrase for him ngl), daddy (lilia but we don't talk about those many one or two times EVER.)

lilia: peepaw, serg (called serg once cuz he very sternly gave an order to player or smth and was like "if you're going to give me a military title, it best be general."), daddy (mal, but this time we do talk about it)

sebek: croc shoe, speaker, iida kinnie (player) (sebs has no idea what they're talking about 💀), sergeant

silver: sleepy, lil guy, kiddo (lilia), narcoleptic (me)

[lliebling]

while i was getting tattooed today i was desperately trying to remember what any of the shit from dmmd was called. the two games. gank and shank? dent and kent? i refuse to google it 

[sleepy-bebby]

Bonus:

[huyandere]

it's stonks only when you have your bf's merch under your heart

[bloodyywater]

Bonk: The Revolution

[eightfourone]

Bonk is such a good sounding word to me

like it's the ultimate silly word

[blue-like-chromium-peroxide]

i just realized the words chonk, bonk and stonk are all not legit english words but they rhyme :) ain’t memes amazing

[cthulhuscoconuts]

Every time I think Benoit Blanc I say it in my head as Benoyt Bonk and I think of the Stonks guy with like a cigar and that hat Benoyt wears in the bath

[oncillaphoenixart]

Once you start drawing characters as dragons that’s your life forever, I guess. Here’s the cast of Gravity Falls as WoF dragons

code translations below the cut:

Image 1: 

GOAT EYES because dragons have slit pupils

still a triangle

sus

Image 2:

chonk

strongk

longk

stonk

uh...bonk...ers?

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

....technically Leona has those 3 things too sooooo ;)

[Referencing this post!]

**grips a ruler so hard it snaps in half**

ALRIGHT LISTEN HERE, BUSTER—

Beauty? BRO WHERE, TELL ME WHERE?????? I CAN???? KIND OF GET IT?????????? LIKE ALL OF YANA’S DESIGNS ARE NICE TO LOOK AT also he has that dorito bod BUT???????? HIS HAIR IS SO MESSY AND HIS SHIRT IS HANGING HALF OPEN AND IT’S SKEWED SO LOPSIDEDLY, HE DOESN’T EVEN FULLY BUTTON HIS UNDERSHIRT AND HE WEARS HIS DORM BADGE THING ON HIS BELT which calls attention to his waist HIS EARS AREN’T EVEN THST FLUFFY AND HE HAS TO HAVE A HOLE IN THE BUTT OF HIS PANTS FOR THE TAIL TO POP THROUGH?????? THAT LAZY BAD BOI LOOK AIN’T IT CHIEF

Brains? OKAY SURE L*ONA HAS ACTUAL BRAIN CELLS BUT HE DOESN’T USE THEM MSOT OF THE TIME SO WAHT’S THE POINT HE DOESN’T APPLY HIMSELF and that’s really such a shame because he’s way better when he actually does

Brawn? YEAH I’LL GIVE’M THAT BUT JUST CUZ YOU HAVE STONKS DOESN’TR MEAN YOU SHOULD GIVE THE BIG BONK, IT’S ABOIUT HOW YOU USE YOUR STRENGTH NOT JUST HAVINGH IT AND L*ONA LITERALLY USES HIS POWER TO BULLY FRESH MEAT AND ALMOST MCMURDER PEOPLE murder btw is the pinnacle of sexy

ROOK IS OBVIOUSLY BETTER CUZ:

He’s dressed properly and covered, even his head 😊 and his hair is nice and tidy~ Eyes 😳 lips 😳 pretty 😳 Have you seen his Ceremonial Robes Groovy artwork????????

He has intelligence, intuition, and observational skills, but it doesn’t always come off as obvious or as dangerous since he acts/talks so silly... And what people don’t realize is that he can easily use his knowledge to end them 😊 Rook just chooses not to because he’s yasashii and loves everything snd everyone ❤️

HUNTSMAN??? HELLO???? 😤 Could probably let me loose in a forest and track me down in seconds, then shoot an arrow straight through my heart 🥺 But again, he doesn’t because he’s nice and doesn’t throw around his power just because he can—

Bonus points for being mysterious yet not having any obvious baggage to be concerned about~

That summarizes my argument for why Rook is Class 3-A’s best boy ❤️

[omghotmemes]

BONK STRONK TONK STONK HONK

[5-jorjas-in-the-fence]

‘Gold digger’

It’s old, it’s boring, it’s basic, it’s annoying.

‘They bonk for stonk’

Now that’s festive, it’s classy, it’s new, it’s exciting.

[moving-wright-along]

creeps n animal crossing

im still in an animal crossing mood.................... well, here u go

Toby: 

-LOVES animal crossing !!! -hes constantly restarting his game though, because he’ll forget about the game for a few days and forget what he was going to do with his island.  -loves snuggling up in bed while you both play.  -idk i can just totally see him lounging around in bed on a rainy day, curtains drawn tight with the volume quiet and soft as you play together.......... -or maybe im just soft for him -his favorite thing in the game is catching bugs.  -he tends to like all the villagers everyone else hates -always broke cause he spends all his bells on dumb stuff

BEN:

-you guys have animal crossing dates!! -which basically means that you sit on opposite ends of the room while individually playing animal crossing.  -he totally time travels. theres nothing you could say to convince me he doesnt.  -”BEN why does your game say its 2026?????” -either loves his villagers or hates them. theres somehow very little in between.  -he spends most of his time spent at your island bonking you on the head with a net.  -really good at stonks. 

EJ:

-Jack doesn’t really get video games. BEN has tried, but they just dont particularly interest him most of the time. -now he understands the appeal of the kinds of games BEN usually plays, where you run around and blow shit up, but this? doesnt understand at all.  -why would you want to play a game where you collect fruit and catch bugs? cant you just do that in real life?  -he understands more once you explain it to him, but he still has no interest in playing himself. will gladly watch while you cuddle though. -”whos that?”  -”thats tom nook. that's the one i owe money.” -”youre in debt to a raccoon??” -”hes a tanuki”

[bones-sprouts]

Okay. So base plot. We're a team of "superheros" called NUKETHEMALL (It stands for something probably) and we follow the world's best "detective and/or genius" Sherlock Volt (or sv). He is basically legi batman.

Our main villain is capitalism impersonated, the wonderfully horrendous Jonathan D Pringle. He speaks very fancy British and looks like the pringles mascot crossed with the monopoly man. He is a dickhead. He sucks. He is a self centred, arrogant bitch who I hate very much. He and SV are biological brothers and raised by bears. He died once and was cloned and has memory loss, but he's still an asshole.

Our wonderful superhero teams consists of:

- Queen del, Queen of Pootown. Sister of Thonks.

- Like garfeild or thanos or someone

- a couple people who didn't make a character

- Thonks, original member of the 'onks, therapist, pyromaniac, constantly stressed. Thinks she is qualified to give therapy. (She is not). Always tries to see the good in everyone, no matter how many times someone may have wronged her. This often means she cannot always draw the line, and sometimes Stonks is the one to do that for her.

- Stonks, played by me. original member of the 'onks. They do the taxes and financial support of NUKETHEMALL. They likely never learned to count. They are so done and traumatised by everyone's bullshit. Has an extreme hatred for Pringle. They are not nearly as forgiving as Thonks, but also aspire to be like her as they feel they are worth less than her on the team, as they are younger and not as smart or noticed. They also want to be a pirate and are very bad at lying and stealth. They are often very blunt in their ways, which contrasts to Thonks. They are a duo.

Bonks - Newest addition to the onks. They have a special hammer that when they hit people, they get bonked. What does this mean? Honestly I'm not sure. They died once, and then died again and became a ghost and almost got married to Stonks. They spent their entire life in prision and basically followed NUKETHEMALL after they all got trapped in prison.

Honks - a goose sv took from a lake. Has a goose personality. Sv claims he can talk to him, but it is unsure if this is true. Thonks thinks she can talk to him, but this is not true. Is a weapon.

Paul - based on TGWDLM. Has a bee for a head and body of a human, but with stingernails and like 20 hearts. He is very, very sad all the time and nothing will ever go right for him. He is the assistant for SV and is not good at his job at all. The only thing that brings him joy is his yogurt.

Chad - Paul's assistant, is the best boy. Himbo. Thonk's good friend. I love him very very much.

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The villains Team, (I forgot the name tbh) consists of:

Pringle (somewhat. Not anymore but he was the leader under the premisis of "because I'm the best." Nobody likes him.

Old man jenkins - the original villain. He got stuck in he'll once. For like years. His partner in crime is lapis.

Lapis - a literal block of lapis. She is so done. She is so fucking done. She literally hates everyone. She can't talk by herself. Invented a machine that let's her talk and build death traps out of pure spite. Has no hands. She is a fucking block. She was found by jenkins one day and just had to follow with what he did. Once got possessed by a ghost. Is probably the smartest character but nobody pays attention to her.

- Lazer scooby

- rock n roll kermit

- goofy, he'll incarnated. Once invented time travel out of a rubbish bin and now has a pet dinosaur. Please oh fuck I hate him so much. Murderous.

- Dequavion, the only one I don't fully consider to be a villain despite being an awful person. She wanted to be prom queen and then overthrew Queen Del and became queen of pootown working with pringle, but then was killed by pringle and then became a ghost and possessed lapis. A massive bitch.

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Additional characters:

- everyone from the song "show stopping number." In tgwdlm

Leighton is the school librarian and evil scientist. He and Thonks have the most passive agressive agressive rivalry known to man. They hate eachother so much.

I'm forgetting so many.

There is more shit so this is kinda cut down lmao but I have no braincells to carry on thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

wait that's so much fun tho???? dude that sounds v nice, rock n roll kermit supremacy