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[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Goddess!Nora: Be not afraid ...

Jaune: Would.

God!Ren: ... Be more Afrai-

Jaune: Would.

[incorrectneopetsquotes]

Sir Jeran: Squire, young squire… do you have the time? Morris: Sir, by the judge of the sun, it is 3pm. Jeran: Wrong, Squire. It is… *shuts visor of helmet* knight time.

[gardentool]

[At a coffee place]

Y/N: *returns from the bathroom to the line*

Y/N: *walks up to Gojo and grabs his hand*

Y/N: This is crazy.

Gojo: *looks at Y/N*

Gojo: Um... 

Y/N: *looks at Gojo*

Y/N: You're not my boyfriend.

Geto, from behind Y/N and Gojo: You're holding the wrong hand, Y/N.

Y/N: You sure?

Gojo: Yeah, we're sure.

Y/N: I feel compelled to finish this coffee experience with you.

Gojo: I'm not paying.

Y/N: Never mind, I'm going back to my boyfriend.

Geto: I'm not paying either.

Shoko, at the front of the line: Come hold my hand. I'll buy you anything you want.

Y/N: *goes to hold Shoko’s hand*

Y/N: At least somebody cares about me. 

[altariartx]

he's doing his very best ✨

[r2in2p]

Y/N: At least two gay girls called me cute...

Natasha, with a flirty voice: Make that three...

Wanda, also flirting: Make that four...

Y/N, confused: Who are the other two??

Natasha, facepalming: Oh my god...

Wanda: Nevermind, back to two...

Y/N, in utter confusion: What is happening??

[lesbian-deadpool]

Y/N, every single night of the year: *Stays up till 1 AM, dicking around on the internet for absolutely no reason*

Y/N, on December 31st: Stay up until MIDNIGHT??? In THIS economy??? SIR! Good NIGHT!

[amphorographia]

Jesper: If a beautiful man or woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Wylan: Well, maybe you should have principles.

Jesper: You're right, maybe I should.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Colin: We’re a team, right? Ride or die?

Penelope: Yeah, I’d totally ride you.

[oceanview15]

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Gotta love knitting needles! I can make a scarf, I can make a hat, I can stab someone’s eye out, I can make mittens…

Steve: Uhhh, what was that middle part?

Y/N: I can make a hat.

[bruhseidon]

Y/N: How the hell do you spell showfer?

Damian: C-H-A-U-F-F-E-U-R.

Y/N, side-eyeing him: Ooh, Fancy Pants Rich McGee over here! Fuck you!

[incorrectneopetsquotes]

Parlax: Don't ever lie to an introvert. You can't. It's impossible. They're extremely observant. They notice everything. Seriously, everything. Change in tone, body language, your eyes, your energy, and your whole vibe. They'll catch you. Trust me on that. Don't even try.

[hoarder-of-dragons]

Crowley: Bird watching is so perverted. Crowley: You blow a little noisemaker that shouts "Wanna fuck?! Wanna fuck?!" And then when a bird shows up wanting to fuck you are like "Aha, I see you through my binoculars!" Crowley: Sick behavior. Twisted behavior. Muriel: Muriel: Mr. Crowley it's been 120 days since Aziraphale left-

[angelofthenight]

Ed: My (s/o)’s been listening to these true crime podcasts and now they know too much

Ed: they just said,

You: “bodies don’t float if you puncture the lungs”

Ed: So if I go missing TELL THE COPS THEY DID IT

[forsapphics]

Art by @ QndQnddl_ on Twitter

[superiorsturgeon]

Weiss: When I asked you to bring something back from the beach, I meant a seashell or something.

Ruby: *struggling to hold a seagull* Please be more specific next time!