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[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Goddess!Nora: Be not afraid ...

Jaune: Would.

God!Ren: ... Be more Afrai-

Jaune: Would.

[lifeisstrange-incorrectquotes]

"Anyone else permanently going through a lot lately?"

- Chloe, probably

[tadc-incorrectquotes]

Jax: (on social media) 1 like and I commit arson

Jax: (likes his own post)

Jax: say no more.

[incorrectneopetsquotes]

The Grey Painter: Every time I go out in public, there are other people here. The Grey Painter: The audacity.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Y/N, every single night of the year: *Stays up till 1 AM, dicking around on the internet for absolutely no reason*

Y/N, on December 31st: Stay up until MIDNIGHT??? In THIS economy??? SIR! Good NIGHT!

[gardentool]

[At a coffee place]

Y/N: *returns from the bathroom to the line*

Y/N: *walks up to Gojo and grabs his hand*

Y/N: This is crazy.

Gojo: *looks at Y/N*

Gojo: Um... 

Y/N: *looks at Gojo*

Y/N: You're not my boyfriend.

Geto, from behind Y/N and Gojo: You're holding the wrong hand, Y/N.

Y/N: You sure?

Gojo: Yeah, we're sure.

Y/N: I feel compelled to finish this coffee experience with you.

Gojo: I'm not paying.

Y/N: Never mind, I'm going back to my boyfriend.

Geto: I'm not paying either.

Shoko, at the front of the line: Come hold my hand. I'll buy you anything you want.

Y/N: *goes to hold Shoko’s hand*

Y/N: At least somebody cares about me. 

[altariartx]

he's doing his very best ✨

[r2in2p]

Y/N: At least two gay girls called me cute...

Natasha, with a flirty voice: Make that three...

Wanda, also flirting: Make that four...

Y/N, confused: Who are the other two??

Natasha, facepalming: Oh my god...

Wanda: Nevermind, back to two...

Y/N, in utter confusion: What is happening??

[forsapphics]

Art by @ QndQnddl_ on Twitter

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Gotta love knitting needles! I can make a scarf, I can make a hat, I can stab someone’s eye out, I can make mittens…

Steve: Uhhh, what was that middle part?

Y/N: I can make a hat.

[amphorographia]

Jesper: If a beautiful man or woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Wylan: Well, maybe you should have principles.

Jesper: You're right, maybe I should.

[corneredcopia]

stobotnik continues to hold the title for ‘I read this in a fic and now it’s actually canon’

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Colin: We’re a team, right? Ride or die?

Penelope: Yeah, I’d totally ride you.

[incorrectneopetsquotes]

Baelia: I don't struggle with anxiety, it actually comes very easy to me.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Y/N: If I had shape shifting powers I would abuse the hell out of them.

Y/N: Like if I'm arguing with someone, I'd turn into their dead relative.

Tony: Genius.

Bruce: *Booking them both more therapy sessions*

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