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[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Goddess!Nora: Be not afraid ...

Jaune: Would.

God!Ren: ... Be more Afrai-

Jaune: Would.

[tadc-incorrectquotes]

Jax: (on social media) 1 like and I commit arson

Jax: (likes his own post)

Jax: say no more.

[incorrectneopetsquotes]

The Grey Painter: Every time I go out in public, there are other people here. The Grey Painter: The audacity.

[gardentool]

[At a coffee place]

Y/N: *returns from the bathroom to the line*

Y/N: *walks up to Gojo and grabs his hand*

Y/N: This is crazy.

Gojo: *looks at Y/N*

Gojo: Um... 

Y/N: *looks at Gojo*

Y/N: You're not my boyfriend.

Geto, from behind Y/N and Gojo: You're holding the wrong hand, Y/N.

Y/N: You sure?

Gojo: Yeah, we're sure.

Y/N: I feel compelled to finish this coffee experience with you.

Gojo: I'm not paying.

Y/N: Never mind, I'm going back to my boyfriend.

Geto: I'm not paying either.

Shoko, at the front of the line: Come hold my hand. I'll buy you anything you want.

Y/N: *goes to hold Shoko’s hand*

Y/N: At least somebody cares about me. 

[altariartx]

he's doing his very best ✨

[r2in2p]

Y/N: At least two gay girls called me cute...

Natasha, with a flirty voice: Make that three...

Wanda, also flirting: Make that four...

Y/N, confused: Who are the other two??

Natasha, facepalming: Oh my god...

Wanda: Nevermind, back to two...

Y/N, in utter confusion: What is happening??

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Gotta love knitting needles! I can make a scarf, I can make a hat, I can stab someone’s eye out, I can make mittens…

Steve: Uhhh, what was that middle part?

Y/N: I can make a hat.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Y/N, every single night of the year: *Stays up till 1 AM, dicking around on the internet for absolutely no reason*

Y/N, on December 31st: Stay up until MIDNIGHT??? In THIS economy??? SIR! Good NIGHT!

[amphorographia]

Jesper: If a beautiful man or woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Wylan: Well, maybe you should have principles.

Jesper: You're right, maybe I should.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Colin: We’re a team, right? Ride or die?

Penelope: Yeah, I’d totally ride you.

[oceanview15]

[bruhseidon]

Y/N: How the hell do you spell showfer?

Damian: C-H-A-U-F-F-E-U-R.

Y/N, side-eyeing him: Ooh, Fancy Pants Rich McGee over here! Fuck you!

[incorrectneopetsquotes]

Baelia: I don't struggle with anxiety, it actually comes very easy to me.

[hoarder-of-dragons]

Crowley: Bird watching is so perverted. Crowley: You blow a little noisemaker that shouts "Wanna fuck?! Wanna fuck?!" And then when a bird shows up wanting to fuck you are like "Aha, I see you through my binoculars!" Crowley: Sick behavior. Twisted behavior. Muriel: Muriel: Mr. Crowley it's been 120 days since Aziraphale left-

[forsapphics]

Art by @ QndQnddl_ on Twitter

[fallout-through-the-crawlout]

Nick Valentine: Let’s put this matter aside for the time being.

Hancock, high as a kite: Only you see the Time Being?

Nick Valentine: Huh?

Hancock: Is it standing near me?

Nick Valentine: What?

Hancock, on the verge of a panic attack: The Time Being.