#Source: Text From Last Night

[middleeasternpeopleloveus]

Nine Inch Nails + Texts from Last Night

[incorrect-guilty-gear]

Sol: I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.

Ky: Only you could get away with that.

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Viktor: I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.

Mordecai: Only you could get away with that.

[percabethconvos]

Annabeth: I think Percy and I are having midlife crises

Grover: You're 18

Percy: We could absolutely die at 36

[incorrectbatfam]

Harper: How do you think you did?

Stephanie: On what?

Harper: The final.

Stephanie: It’s tomorrow.

Harper: It was today at 10:15.

Harper: May 8th 10:15.

Stephanie: ???

Harper: Steph...

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: Y/N, you were pretty drunk last night. You came downstairs and said you were dressed to impress Natasha.

Y/N: What was I wearing?

Kate: Nothing.

Y/N: Makes sense.

[velvet-gloom]

[emmikay]

Hohenheim: Sometimes I wonder if I failed as a father.

Ed: SOMETIMES?!

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Karlach, looking starry eyed at a motorcycle: It’s taking every last moral I have not to steal this bike.

Astarion, already in the process of hotwiring it: You still have morals?

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Will: I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee. Will: And it tastes incredible. Will: And I have chest pains.

[danganronpafakes]

Makoto: No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister. Toko: She still started it.

Source: Texts From Last Night

[middleeasternpeopleloveus]

Ministry/Revolting Cocks & Skinny Puppy + Text From Last Night

[ + cameos from Rob Zombie, Trent Reznor, and Chris Vrenna ]

[incorrect-guilty-gear]

I-No: Just found a glowstick in my vagina...

Happy chaos: Well with the amount of traffic it gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave in there.

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Rocky: Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kid's table. I'm a MAN.

[percabethconvos]

Annabeth: Hey when I come over your place can we just cry for an hour?

Percy: Yeah, obviously

[incorrectbatfam]

[texting]

Tim: What if the "g" in "gif" is silent?

Jason: Go the fuck to sleep.

Tim: What gif I don't want to?

Jason: Fuck you.