#Source: Bluey

[vililae]

Stan and Ford have different brands of Getting On Dad's Last Nerve.

Quote Source: Bluey

[rosieshipper]

Hunter: Okay from now on, no one makes anymore promises

Wrecker: Agreed

Omega: *sadly* But you promised you’d always love us :(

Wrecker: Woah I didn’t think this through

[babiebrain]

bingo <3

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Wally: *hasn't slept in a week*

Barnaby: Morning, Wal- AH!

Wally: *yanked Barnaby down by the shirt so they could look eachother in the eyes*

Barnaby: ...

Wally: Coconuts have water in them.

Barnaby: ...I see.

[avalon-knightly]

Ace: "These roses you're talking about, why do we have to paint them red? They don't belong to us."

Trey: "Well, you know all that food in the fridge? That doesn't belong to you, either. If you want to keep eating it, I suggest you get to work."

Ace, to Deuce: "Okay, he's serious."

[tf2incorrectquotes]

That last AU gave me an idea!

I propose a Heavy and Medic au where they meet as kids... but its based on this episode of Bluey.

[incorrect-losers]

Mike: If you keep making up words, no one will understand you

Richie: Stan will, watch!

Richie: Stan!

Stan: Yes, Rich?

Richie: *Speaks gibberish*

Stan: Woah! Are you serious?

Richie: *Gibberish*

Stan: I never considered that before

Richie: *Even more gibberish*

Stan: This changes everything…

Richie: See?!

Mike: You’re both crazy

[thattheater-kid]

Mabel: I just miss my brother.

Stan: I know.

Mabel: And the fridge hates me.

Stan: I… know?

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Young!Hannah: Tooth fairy came!

Ethan: Eyyy, nice one Hannah Banana!

Lex, sipping coffee: Way to go, Han!

Hannah: She left my five bucks!

Lex, spits out coffee: fIVE BUCKS?!

Hannah: Yeah, I know! FIVE BUCKS!

Lex, stares at Ethan: Five. Bucks.

Ethan, staring back: That's what she left Webby!

Lex: Well, that tooth fairy is doing pretty well for herself, isn't she?

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2553

(Dialogue from Bluey.)

[rosieshipper]

Omega: *completely and deliriously tired* My name is boop boop ba boop!

Hunter: Boop boop ba boop needs to go to bed

Omega: Neverrrr! *Runs right up to Tech and grabs his arms before speaking very seriously* Coconuts have water in them!

Tech: Yes that is a well known fact

[capndragn94]

Catra: Help me tidy this up.

Finn: Ugh, why do I have to help?

Catra: *stares them into submission*

Finn: ...Ooh, okay...

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Jade: so that’s it? we get nothing?

Roxy: u get a valuable life lesson.

Jade: i don’t want a valuable life lesson, i just want a pumpkin!

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey: Hey, Mona. Pull my finger. Mona Lisa: Okay! Raph & April: MONA! NO!!

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Spy!Dad AU:

Baby!Scout: *playing dad* Now you sit in that toilet paper chair and have a good think about what you've done!

Spy: *playing along* This isn't fair, Papa! Why doesn't Jeff have to go to timeout? He's the one who's being cheeky!

Baby!Scout: Because he's my favourite!

Spy: *makes a shocked noise and sadly says* Oh, I see. I'll just sit here until you tell me I can come out...

Baby!Scout: *starts to feel guilty* Oh... yes, good.

*later*

Store Assistant: *pricing the toilet rolls, only to stick to something they can't see* Whaaaaa-

Spy: *decloaks revealing the sticker stuck to his forehead* Excusez-moi...

Store Assistant: Oh! Uh, can I help you?

Spy: *deadpan* I wish you could, mon ami.

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Trey, prepping for the next unbirthday party: Okay, the cake is in the oven, the freshmen are painting the roses red like they're supposed to, the dormouse is in the teapot, the jam is on standby, the tables are set, I've stocked up on blue ink, Ace is in time out and I sent Riddle to tend to the hedgehogs so he can calm down and not cut off any heads. Trey, grabbing Cater by the shoulders: I need 20 minutes where no one comes near me.