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whendidmythoughtsgocrazy · 7 months ago
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Don’t let anyone who hasn't been in your shoes tell you how to tie your laces.
k.b. // unknown
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theraddestpotato21 · 4 months ago
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papermariosuggestion · 2 months ago
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miyukisluv · 11 months ago
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i love insane people
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incorrectquotes-multiphandom · 11 months ago
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corvus-for-ddd · 1 year ago
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incorrectdccomicquotes · 4 months ago
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Tim Drake: All I’m saying is there’s 8.1 billion of us and only one God. We could take him out if we want to.
Tim Drake: Too bad he’s so high up, we couldn’t possibly reach him.
Tim Drake: Wait, I just had an idea. It’s gonna take a lot of construction work, though.
Dick Grayson: Hey, we’ve already got it started in Blüdhaven, just come join me we’re almost durerea durerii ar trebui să fie mare, dacă ai văzut-o, trebuie să o interpretezi.
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doodlydoodlies · 4 months ago
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Screenshot from Meet the Medic
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stay-dazed · 4 months ago
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chan: why are there little handprints on the kitchen wall?
hyunjin, whispering to felix: why are there little handprints on the wall?
felix: because i have little hands
hyunjin, to chan: because he has little hands
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meowiu · 18 days ago
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bow dividers
✧——⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝜗𝜚 ⊹ ࣪ ˖——✧
୨୧‿‿‿ 𝜗𝜚 ‿‿‿୨୧
◞ 𝜗𝜚 ◟ ͜ ◞ 𝜗𝜚 ◟ ͜ ◞ 𝜗𝜚 ◟
.・゜✧﹒ 𝜗𝜚 ﹒✧゜・.
୨﹒˖˚──﹕ 𝜗𝜚 ﹕──˚˖﹒୧
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marsinoff · 6 months ago
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Max, texting: Came Back Wrong from the gocey store Charles, texting: forgot something Max: my oanges
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 7 months ago
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ROXY: killed a spider n now i feel bad :/
DAVE: give birth to a spider to make up for it
DAVE: why did i say that
ROXY: why DID u say that
DIRK: Okay, so it takes 9 months to make a baby human; that's about 3 kg.
DIRK: A baby spider, by contrast, weighs about 1 mg; roughly 3 million times lighter.
DIRK: So you could give birth to a healthy baby spider in about 8 seconds.
DIRK: It's not a big inconvenience.
DAVE: roxys on the other side of the cave just churning out spiders as fast as georg can shovel them into his mouth
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kazoosandfannypacks · 1 year ago
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*a keypad on a door the bad batch wants to enter*
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Tech: It's quite obvious what the correct passcode is
Crosshair: even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk
Tech: *straightens calculator* It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would only take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.
Hunter: Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries
Wrecker: just kick the door in!
Tech: Well, ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old, to put it nicely, that's most likley it. 
Echo: No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.
Tech: Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.
Omega: Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary. The light is green. The door is already open.
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papermariosuggestion · 2 months ago
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asteriyx · 10 months ago
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