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[whendidmythoughtsgocrazy]

Don’t let anyone who hasn't been in your shoes tell you how to tie your laces.

k.b. // unknown

[theraddestpotato21]

[papermariosuggestion]

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[miyukisluv]

i love insane people

[incorrectquotes-multiphandom]

[corvus-for-ddd]

[incorrectdccomicquotes]

Tim Drake: All I’m saying is there’s 8.1 billion of us and only one God. We could take him out if we want to.

Tim Drake: Too bad he’s so high up, we couldn’t possibly reach him.

Tim Drake: Wait, I just had an idea. It’s gonna take a lot of construction work, though.

Dick Grayson: Hey, we’ve already got it started in Blüdhaven, just come join me we’re almost durerea durerii ar trebui să fie mare, dacă ai văzut-o, trebuie să o interpretezi.

[doodlydoodlies]

Screenshot from Meet the Medic

[stay-dazed]

chan: why are there little handprints on the kitchen wall?

hyunjin, whispering to felix: why are there little handprints on the wall?

felix: because i have little hands

hyunjin, to chan: because he has little hands

[meowiu]

bow dividers

✧——⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝜗𝜚 ⊹ ࣪ ˖——✧

୨୧‿‿‿ 𝜗𝜚 ‿‿‿୨୧

◞ 𝜗𝜚 ◟ ͜ ◞ 𝜗𝜚 ◟ ͜ ◞ 𝜗𝜚 ◟

.・゜✧﹒ 𝜗𝜚 ﹒✧゜・．

୨﹒˖˚──﹕ 𝜗𝜚 ﹕──˚˖﹒୧

[marsinoff]

Max, texting: Came Back Wrong from the gocey store Charles, texting: forgot something Max: my oanges

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROXY: killed a spider n now i feel bad :/

DAVE: give birth to a spider to make up for it

DAVE: why did i say that

ROXY: why DID u say that

DIRK: Okay, so it takes 9 months to make a baby human; that's about 3 kg.

DIRK: A baby spider, by contrast, weighs about 1 mg; roughly 3 million times lighter.

DIRK: So you could give birth to a healthy baby spider in about 8 seconds.

DIRK: It's not a big inconvenience.

DAVE: roxys on the other side of the cave just churning out spiders as fast as georg can shovel them into his mouth

[kazoosandfannypacks]

*a keypad on a door the bad batch wants to enter*

Tech: It's quite obvious what the correct passcode is

Crosshair: even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

Tech: *straightens calculator* It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would only take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

Hunter: Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

Wrecker: just kick the door in!

Tech: Well, ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old, to put it nicely, that's most likley it. 

Echo: No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Tech: Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

Omega: Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary. The light is green. The door is already open.

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[asteriyx]

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