#Sorry! 😝

[creep-girl]

we are bound to the thoughts which frighten us

like a child drawn to a flame

[radicalposture]

‘how did disney let them make andor omg!’ ‘lol netflix let them make blockbuster that’s so funny’

[crybaby-bkg]

“I’m terrified of trying those hitachi wands,” you offhandedly mention one night in a quiet laugh, while laying in bed beside Bakugou. you’re both on your phones, one last scroll before bed, even though he’s actually playing one of those old people games. he looks over, hair pushed back by a clip he stole from you.

“Why would you be scared?” he asks you, completes the last two moves of the game before he closes his phone and sets it on the table beside the bed. he turns all of his attention on you then, rolling over to his side to face you, and you do the same.

“Because those things are damn near weapons with how they render people useless for like, twenty minutes after they cum.” you snicker, thinking back on the video you had seen earlier in the day. the lady damn near ruined her phone with the wetness, and could hardly move for a good minute after.

Bakugou only stares at you, doesn’t say anything for a long while, but he has this look on his face. he’s thinking about something, but doesn’t open his mouth until he’s whispering,

“That’s crazy,” he kisses your forehead and mumbles an I love you before he rolls over and pulls the covers to his head. you only blink in confusion before you chalk it up to him being the shy little prude he’s always been, and lay down yourself.

the conversation goes forgotten as the weeks pass on, something you don’t dwell on much afterwards. but obviously, it hasn’t passed Bakugou’s mind at all.

“I got it in pink.” he tells you one night after he’s wined and dined you. that wasn’t anything out of the ordinary for him, but what was weird was how jittery he had been the entire time. this was why, surely, when he leads you to the bedroom and opens a neat little box with one of those wands you had completely forgotten about sitting prettily in front of you.

“Katsuki!” you laugh, hands covering your mouth before they cover your eyes in a mix of shame and shyness. “Why do you wanna see me laid out and twitching after using that thing?” you softly punch his shoulder, looking between his reddened cheeks and the wand he holds in front of you like an engagement ring.

“It’ll be hot.” he shrugs, mouth twisting this way and that in uncertainty, before he looks at you from under his lashes. “Wanna try it out?”

“Of course I do.” you answer back just as quickly, stripping from your clothes even quicker. it makes Bakugou laugh, taking his shirt off and his pants too, just to be safe in case you become a slash zone.

he tries it first with him sitting between your legs, just holding the wand there. he looks between your legs and then to your eyes, starting on a low setting and watches how you twist and thrive in the silken sheets. and when you cum, he thinks he can push you a little further.

he ups the vibrations, adds two of his fingers inside of you, crooking them until he finds that soft spot inside of you that makes you absolutely sob. you squirt all over him and he wonders if he should take his boxers off too (he doesn’t though; the thought of finding them tomorrow stained in you makes him damn near burst in his pants).

the next position is in front of your mirror on the closet, with your legs spread over his. Bakugou hooks his chin over your shoulder, holds your twitching thighs open as he keeps turning the vibrations up to the highest settings. you’re squirming and whining and whimpering for mercy, even though you cry even more whenever he stops.

the next time and the next time and the next, he’s got more fingers inside of you, his cock, another one of your favorite toys. he sets you in doggy style, even though he doesn’t fuck you, but keeps the wand between your legs. he likes the way your entire body shakes beneath him, collapsing, trapped between his weight and the strong vibrations that send you into another dimension.

the next day, you can barely feel between your legs, shaky and unstable for the whole day. but Bakugou makes up for it; he always does.

[luxbub]

The bond between a girl and the middle-aged actor she saw in a movie years ago and now coincidentally has a big fat crush on is unstoppable

[gossippool]

when wade called logan's name at the end he really just wanted a one night stand before he left. what he really said was "do you wanna..... 'move in'? 👉👌🤨 with me?" but logan took that literally and was like "okay!" and wade was like "huh. okay!"

[silusvesuius]

testing out drawing maormer 🪸🐚🪸 and a nelvas 🧣📜🩷 i'll ramble about maormer a bit in the tags

[cupiidzbow]

making a self ship posts that accidentally that blow on twitter makes my stomach hurt like head in hands . no twitter user you’re not “delulu” for having a crush. can you please stop talking forever

[elitadream]

Basically the whole Mushroom Kingdom

Knowing how Mario and Peach “secretly” feel about each other must be exhausting😆

THIS. ☝️😭

Especially for Luigi, omg. >< I mean sure: Toadsworth, Daisy, Toadette and all the Kingdom's citizens would have a hard time keeping their mouths shut when watching Peach demurely clasp her hands together to make a wish - ever the same one, no doubt - and sigh dejectedly to herself in quiet longing.

But they wouldn't know what it's like to deal with a sibling who's literally lovesick. To enter a room and find their brother hunched over and grimacing in obvious distress, his eyes lost and imploring as he would turn and say: "I love her so much, Lou... I- it hurts," with pained and hopeless surrender. To listen to his enamored ramblings for hours on end, yet only have vague and constrained support to offer. To see him hurting so badly on some days, and somehow still having to refrain from grabbing him by the shoulders and yelling "She LOVES you, ebete!!" to his bewildered face. Oh, to just end that needless suffering... It would be so easy. But he can't. When all would be pleasant and bright, he wouldn't mind, and would even take some enjoyment from what he secretly knows... But there would also be times - disheartened and crestfallen - when that silent vow would be very hard for Luigi to keep. 🥺😣

[monokromesillies]

SEVERAL FANDOM DRAWINGS ATTACKKK 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Totally forgot to post drawings lately 😭

[zhenni12]

Weblena week day 6–casting a spell

TECHNICALLY webby isn’t in it, but that’s just because the baby sword horse was supposed to be a surprise.

[kinstein-art]

one piece scribbles i did to loosen up a little bit

[writefightandflightclub]

Thinking about the annual museum Halloween party. Steven’s had a crush on your forever and tonight, you’re wearing a t-shirt that says “I will suck you dry” (above an image of emblazoned fangs so it’s still seasonally appropriate) and giving him the eye. Quite frankly, he is UNWELL (WITH HOW HORNY THE PROSPECT OF YOU DOING THAT TO HIM MAKES HIM). Can anyone blame you when you sneak off to the dreaded inventory room together, to give him the top drawer sucky suck? 👀 And he wants it BAD but he’s so flustered and he’s telling you how he’s admired you for so long, muttering sweetnesses to you and his hands hovering all gentle and maybe his fingers picking up a piece of your hair to play with it and his gentleness only makes you suck harder, until his cum slips down your throat all sudden while he’s still telling you how beautiful you are. And then, you’re done and still on your knees, all smug and pleased with yourself. You wipe your mouth on the back of your hand and look up at him all wicked, reaching to do up his belt buckle but he says “false advertising, a bit, that, isn’t it?” You look at him quizzically and he cautiously points at your t-shirt. “It says you’ll suck me dry, yeah? But I’ve still got more to give you.” “Oh, that’s how it is?” “Need to be in your mouth all night, love. Feels so perfect. Can’t stop. Don’t stop. Please.” Well. You can hardly argue with that. You take his flaccid but quickly hardening length into your mouth again, settling the swollen roll of it into the curl of your warm, wet tongue and feeling him grow. Steven moans with pleasure - a sound like a sob - and boy, are you glad you wore this t-shirt.

[fyodior]

I love puppyzai/ inumimi dazai

like he would so wear a collar and sit in your lap. he loves having his sternum (the chest area) or stomach rubbed

he is such a bottom. he'll ride anything, really. not to forget licking/ sucking anything. or be absolutely railed <3

his tail wags and he definitely pants. he whimpers and mewls. no doubt about either if those. he will literally huff and pant.

yeah his heats absolutely suck. yeah he's annoying. we know this.

he can't keep his hands to himself for the life of him. literally constantly holding onto you. clinging to you. or shoving his face in your thighs.

yes he also sucks boobs. he does this regardless of what he is. what can I say.

pull on his collar and he's on his knees already. make sure to give praise!! praise makes him weak and harder.

he's probably barked during sex too. of course he has.

he's so fascinated by toys. he finds them interesting. he had no idea what they were at first, surprisingly. until you used one on him. then he was arched and yelling out. very whiny 10/10 use more.

praise has already been mentioned but let's mention it again. he needs praise. "good boy" and he's moaning louder. he will also gladly have his hair ruffled.

ride him and he's more obsessed. and very beautiful! his sounds are everything. and loud. but he also begs a lot.

-lime anon

YESSSS I LOVE THIS I LOVE PUPPY DAZAI

id get him the cutest little collar with his name and my phone number on it in case he tries to run away (he never would) its pink and he loves it. and he does love his belly rubbed sooooo much. he’s so annoying he’ll literally take your hand and place it on his tummy to try and get you to rub it, nuzzling you too. you always have to give in!! he whines and sighs happily when you do <3

dazai absolutely barks and wags his tail!! he gets so excited sometimes, especially when you’re around, he can’t help it. he’s on his knees howling and swishing his tail when you walk through the door back home from work because he’s so excited and happy you’re back!!

his heats are MISERABLE. for you both. he’s fucking insatiable, needing more more more always - it’s never enough. he needs his hole filled. he’s yowling and mewing and crying whenever there isn’t anything inside him, and this lasts for days and days. this is also when he’ll ride anything and everything (namely and preferably you) but he also humps pillows for some relief. even when he’s not in heat, you’ll catch him humping the couch, his toys, blankets. anything. his heat is also when you’ll use lots of other toys on him (ofc the strap if you have female anatomy) but also vibrators to stimulate his cock when you’re too tired, and buttplugs to keep him full while you need a break.

and yes, puppy dazai is SO fucking handsy, always. he always needs to be touching you in some way. he’s constantly rubbing up against you, grabbing your hand just to hold or to press against him when he wants rubs. clinging to you like a damn koala. sometimes he just starts humping you too. you can’t escape him.

puppy dazai LIIIIVES off praise. he’ll actually wither away and die if you don’t call him a good boy or good puppy at LEAST once a day. preferably multiple times. he needs to hear how good he is, how obedient and cute and smart and adorable he is. he’s desperate.

and of COURSE HE LOVES TO SUCK!!!! MAYBE EVEN MORE SO!!!! he loves loves LOVES curling up in your lap and sucking your tits, massaging the other one like a damn cat. it’s so so comforting for him, he never feels safer or at ease than when he’s sucking/nursing. he’s literally insatiable too, he never stops on his own, you always have to push him off when your nipples get too sensitive or you have to pee or something.

I LOOOOOOVEEEEE PUPPYZAI

[dsm--v]

eerrmmmm! heh 😅 i’ve seen this on my dash a bunch sooooo…

if this gets 1 note ill stop feeding people through shredders

if this gets 15 notes ill listen to music (i’ve never heard a song before 😄)

if this gets (gulp! heh,,, dare i say) 50 notes ill delete my account forever and become a functioning member of society ! 😗😌

and lasty…..if i get 1000k notes on this post ill kill someone 😉

[gossippool]

wade holding his head in pain when he gets stabbed through the hand vs when vanessa holds his hand and breaks up with him. are we all okay with this because i'm not

[insomniphic]

✨BROTHER NARRYS✨

(Or Narry Brothers I dunno)

Mentions: @braisedhoney and @beartitled!

Check out their personal posts about them too! ☝️

How it happened!:

(Reference to this post, the origin!)

Ney’s Narry had worse things to tell. One of them included bleach.

Extras!:

I wonder if you guys can tell when my hand started dying… 💀