#Snackrifice

[ditto-the-alien]

Which team was the main character in each season of the BETA Eon of Blaseball: a collection of words

Ok so im bored as hell so here we go SEASON 1: Due to a lack of lore related happenings this early the "main character award" for 99% of the season goes to The Philly Pies. Then it went to Jaylen Hotdogfingers specifically at the end. SEASON 2: The award goes, Again, to the Philly Pies. SEASON 3: Ok so this is hard now: If we go by impact on the site alone, then The LA Unlimited Tacos win this award by a landslide due to The Grand Unslam. If we go by impact on the fanbase, The Hades Tigers would win the award. Due to the lasting impact on the lore however, The LA Unlimited Tacos were the main character of Season 3 SEASON 4:  Thomas Dracaena hit a ground out to Edric Tosser. Those two won it. SEASON 5: Unlimited Tacos with the Party Time Speedrun. Also a take nobody else probably has, I wanna see the blood bath return in some way.

SEASON 6: The Garages cause Jaylen came back. Crabs a close second though. SEASON 7: The Unlimited Tacos due to the Snackrifice

SEASON 8: The Crabs. This season was just

SEASON 9: The Charleston Shoe Thieves who promptly got Curbstomped by the pods

SEASON 10: The Baltimore Crabs for ascending and blowing up the sun. I'm not counting the Hall stars.

SEASON 11: The Tokyo Lift, as their appearance was one of the few notable things this season

SEASON 12: The Crabs for depending and escaping a black hole

SEASON 13: The Kansas City Breath Mints and The Charleston Shoe Thieves for getting their players snatched

SEASON 14: Tacos and Garages for their Wyatts not dying.

SEASON 15: Chorby Soul. Just.... Chorby Soul

SEASON 16: The Dallas Steaks I guess??

SEASON 17: The Tacos for winning a season

SEASON 18: Core Mechanics. cause Core Mechanics

SEASON 19: Tokyo Lift

SEASON 20: San Fransisco Lovers for being the first Underchampions.

SEASON 21: WORMS

SEASON 22: MIAMI DALE BABY WOOOOOO

SEASON 23: Parker MacMillan

SEASON 24: The Sunbeams for causing the ending to have to be rewritten

Well that was a lot.

[whlskr]

Loved this picture had to gremlin-ize it

[sing-to-survive]

Pokey do you keep up the honey queen festival with the sacrifices or do you get complaints from nibbly about not having his yearly snackcrifices

I just let Nibbly complain. He gets enough food in other universes if you ask me, he can let me have this one.

Besides, he doesn't seem all that interested in eating beings that have already been apotheosized (He says they taste tainted. I'm frankly a little offended, but also a bit thankful-), and going out of my way to feed him non-apotheosized individuals would just be a waste both in time and resources in my opinion.

[16-f-cali]

[i-count-words-in-posts]

I would like to give you a gift

do you accept cash or credit?

blood sacrifice, ideally

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[pureholyandnormalthoughtsonly]

Lotte, we're cooking lobster stew. You want some? 🍲

Huhh I thought I was cooking??? Who did I boil?

[lesbianredpanda]

gently places small snack beside you for whenever you need it. you deserve it. you're the best

!!!!! Sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff

[fictionkinfessions]

love watching all the banicas flock to that one carlos kbdfb

-a fellow Banica

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[simiansmoke]

@hannah-the-small cont.

If DK could see anything in front of him he'd see the space suddenly squeeze shut, preventing his descent further. A muffled voice from outside was surprisingly clear. "Let.DK.GO!" DK would feel something warm wrap around his leg, jaws being forced open and he would be yanked back out onto the jungle floor. Crystal had wrapped around the serpent, its jaws held open by what could only be described as a glowing car jack.

In fact, Hannah's hands, eyes, chest and horn were glowing. "Go get lunch someplace else! Sparky!" The floating orb would descend, a large mouth opening to grip the snake by its head. With the grip secure, the crystals released and the rabbit shaped orb rocketed into the air and flung it far far into the distance. Looking up at her dad and making sure he wasn't about to fall, Hannah hurried over to the ape, "DK! Are you okay?!" The 'lasso' around his leg dissipated, "I was scared they were gonna eat you!"

Muffled yelling is his only response. He has a fairly good grip on each side of the serpent's mouth with his feet, so his plan had been as long as he managed to not suffocate first, he could maybe wait the paralysis out in his arms. But thankfully he doesn't have to keep up the foot beating. The heat on his leg confuses him for a moment and he half wonders if he lost a leg inside the squishy maw, though the force that jerks him back and out of his slimy prison earns a yell as he flies back and thumps unceremoniously onto his back under a layer of wet elephant ear plants.

Chest heaving as he struggled against the paralysis venom to properly get a few wheezes in and refill his lungs with...air vs. snake goop, he settles after a moment, eyeing the edges of the leaves dipping down and depositing rain water onto his face. "Urgh..." He lays there for what seems like an eternity, though only a few minutes had passed. It's enough to gather his bearings and sit up, hair atop his head in some kind of strange display of self expression thanks to snake spit gelling it oddly in conflicting directions. Shaking his head furiously to rid himself of a bit of rain mixed with serpent sluices, he squints down at the puny fluff ball, confused...but not too displeased with the outcome.

"Uh-...yeah, I'm...wait, what did you even-!?" Glancing around frantically for the snake, he claps a hand against his cheek and considers its fate. "Man oh man am I glad you got that thing away from me. Things would have turned out waaaay worse...for IT if you hadn't." He adds with a little sniff as he found his footing again, albeit wobbly . "...so uh. Thanks? On behalf of its family, probably." Face warm and embarrassed, he tilts his attention towards the other matter at hand.

"Uh...your Dad still hanging around?" He peers over to where he thought the dude dropped only to see he was still hanging in place like a sleepy piñata. "Deep sleeper."

[peridahcks]

Pretend to be a bigger lizard, slurp him him up and munch on him as if he was a bug.

there is. lizard in the house. what is the polite way to deal with this situation?

[whlskr]

Sunny day, time to play. 🧒🏼💖🐶

[health-care-products-24]

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[witchyinthekitchen]

Made breakfast for husband for father’s day today and only dropped 3 of the 4 eggs I’d prepared onto the floor

[malinastharlock]

The queen is pleased with our offering. May our unholy snackrifice appease the dank lady's insatiable hunger. The villagers can finally rest easy, at least for the night.

rosyy-coosy

[kaeraesketches]

✨Hmm. Not sure whether it was Heaven or Hell who came for Crowley, but Pookie’s PISSED.

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✨ Quick, sketchy, ANGRY Aziraphale, everyone! Never forget…he’s a teddy bear, but he’s also a badass Principality, and HE. WILL. END. YOU. If you touch his husband. Or his books. *Snackrifices help, but do not guarantee your survival.

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✨What do you think of my first comic-style drawing?? 👀