#la unlimited tacos

[library-whale]

Probably should've made this post sooner, but for a little more than a year now I've been working on Blaseball team fandragons! (I was gonna send them to all the sidecords, but the Breath Mints no longer have theirs...)

In order: Charleston Shoe Thieves - Ridgeback, Male Pose | Yellow Pinstripe/Lemon Noxtide/Caribbean Underbelly/Lightning Bright Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams - Aberration, Female Pose | Flaxen Diamond/Yellow Weaver/White Fangs/Light Multi-Gaze Kansas City Breath Mints - Obelisk, Female Pose | Spearmint Pinstripe/Jade Breakup/White Underbelly/Nature Glowing LA Unlimited Tacos - Spiral, Male Pose | Amethyst Boulder/Banana Patchwork/Black Underbelly/Arcane Bright (i wish there were a better gene for the team colors than patchwork lol) Alaskan Immortals - Gaoler, Male Pose | Lapis Shaggy/Ultramarine Flair/Gold Sparkle/Ice Uncommon

(I have one more Pre-History I dragon, but I'm waiting until I get another team to post it.)

[captainbuzzard]

posting some drawings that have been sitting in my files for a while, starting with aly leaf and fran sasquatch!

ID: The first image depicts alejandro leaf, a mexican american trans woman made of vines, in a variety of poses and outfits. in two drawings, she is less humanoid, made of vines loosely formed into a human shape, with a pitcher plant for a head. in the others, she is shown as a more humanoid woman with six eyes, large round glasses, and a pony tail of spiny vines. her limbs have lines on them, and sometimes unfurl into the loose vines of the less humanoid design. the lineart is colored in with a flat minty green to contrast from the light purple background.

The second image depicts francisca sasquatch, a middle-aged sasquatch with furry arms and legs, pointed ears, and a long furry tail. she sits on the ground in a relaxed position with her profile to the viewer, leaning back on her arms as she smiles and glances at the viewer from the corner of her eye. this drawing is on the same mottled purple background as the first, but is in full color. End ID.

[ditto-the-alien]

Which team was the main character in each season of the BETA Eon of Blaseball: a collection of words

Ok so im bored as hell so here we go SEASON 1: Due to a lack of lore related happenings this early the "main character award" for 99% of the season goes to The Philly Pies. Then it went to Jaylen Hotdogfingers specifically at the end. SEASON 2: The award goes, Again, to the Philly Pies. SEASON 3: Ok so this is hard now: If we go by impact on the site alone, then The LA Unlimited Tacos win this award by a landslide due to The Grand Unslam. If we go by impact on the fanbase, The Hades Tigers would win the award. Due to the lasting impact on the lore however, The LA Unlimited Tacos were the main character of Season 3 SEASON 4:  Thomas Dracaena hit a ground out to Edric Tosser. Those two won it. SEASON 5: Unlimited Tacos with the Party Time Speedrun. Also a take nobody else probably has, I wanna see the blood bath return in some way.

SEASON 6: The Garages cause Jaylen came back. Crabs a close second though. SEASON 7: The Unlimited Tacos due to the Snackrifice

SEASON 8: The Crabs. This season was just

SEASON 9: The Charleston Shoe Thieves who promptly got Curbstomped by the pods

SEASON 10: The Baltimore Crabs for ascending and blowing up the sun. I'm not counting the Hall stars.

SEASON 11: The Tokyo Lift, as their appearance was one of the few notable things this season

SEASON 12: The Crabs for depending and escaping a black hole

SEASON 13: The Kansas City Breath Mints and The Charleston Shoe Thieves for getting their players snatched

SEASON 14: Tacos and Garages for their Wyatts not dying.

SEASON 15: Chorby Soul. Just.... Chorby Soul

SEASON 16: The Dallas Steaks I guess??

SEASON 17: The Tacos for winning a season

SEASON 18: Core Mechanics. cause Core Mechanics

SEASON 19: Tokyo Lift

SEASON 20: San Fransisco Lovers for being the first Underchampions.

SEASON 21: WORMS

SEASON 22: MIAMI DALE BABY WOOOOOO

SEASON 23: Parker MacMillan

SEASON 24: The Sunbeams for causing the ending to have to be rewritten

Well that was a lot.

[graepix]

Once again rotating a Tacos centric crossover fic in my mind. I’m not sure where I want it to go, but I know it’s going to be canon divergent.

[zombified-queer]

[ID: background image is the Event Horizon Telescope's image of the galaxy M87 black hole; "they added a new dimension to blaseball" is superimposed in the upper left corner]

[manablood]

Shout out to the LA Unlimited Tacos and the San Francisco Lovers for being able to spend a whole hour doing nothing and causing the second spillover this season. What a game.

[toxic-clockwork]

She never saw what the shelled one did

[dddragoni]

@theothersession and I made a Blaseball fansong together over a year ago about Rat Mason in the Semi-Centennial. I was holding on to it in hopes of getting into one of the fan compilation albums, but with Blaseball officially ending, that seems unlikely, so I've decided to put it out there. Context below the Read More for anyone unfamiliar.

Over the course of Blaseball's Expansion Era, several players were deemed Legendary and taken from their teams to be locked in the Vault. Some for plot reasons, others because Fans Idolized them so much. For the most part, they were very skilled players, some of the best the league had seen. At the end of Season 23, Leage Management announced an special exhibition game- the ILB Semi-Centennial, where the Vault Legends would play the Rising Stars- players that had been Idolized enough to gain Ego, but not enough to become Legendary.

Things were getting pretty dire at that point. The sun (or rather, Sun(Sun) specifically because at this point there were like seven suns) had been gaining pressure and was close to going critical, and there was a good chance that this Semi-Centennial would lead to a player who was basically a walking apocalypse escaping the Vault. but management that there would be a Semi-Centennial, and so the game would go on.

But it turned out to be more than just a game. The entity in charge of the Vault, Lōotcrates (rhymes with Socrates), was concerned with the Preservation of players above all else, with no care given to freedoms, especially free will. Throughout the Semi-Centennial, the Vault Legends would periodically perform Grand Heists- forcibly kidnapping players from the Rising Stars, Artificially Forcing them into Legends, and locking them in the Vault.

Many beloved players were stolen during the Semi-Centennial- but not Rat Mason. Rat was the only player to successfully dodge an attempt at being Artificially Forged- and not ony once, either. The Vault Legends attempted to steal Rat three seperate times- and every one failed. Every other heist went off without a hitch, but Rat Mason was so determined to make it home they they dodged the best the ILB had to offer thrice.

...although the other successful heists still caused Sun(Sun)'s pressure to increase and eventually it exploded despite Rat's best efforts. But they still made it back to Los Angleli to ride out the apocalypse with their team.

[annunakitty]

Congrats to the LA Unlimited Tacos for winning that record breaking game to the San Francisco Lovers. 25 innings without a score, 75 minute game. Broke a number of records for the new era and spilled the game over into the next hour.

[supermario-2]

average flowers-tacos game

[m-does-things]

Donia Bailey is free the sim is my best friend I will never be normal again my beloved !!

[doomed-to-be-gone]

day 4.4

LETS GO TACOS!!!!! I may be a beams fan but this was the most fun game to watch from the new set. I'll be sure to keep up with chernobog, kranch, and the tacos as a whole. LETS GO BEAMS!!!!!

[muttball]

Tacos de Pollo Caseros

[ditto-the-alien]

RIV Ramirez Winters

Ramirez Winters was first in the shadows of the mills when blaseball first returned in 2020

they fell onto the crabs and were technically on the tacos in beta, yet did not play.

welcome Avery Cascabel to blaseball.

,,,, sorry the time thing has thrown me a loop

[graepix]

Because I have OCD, I prefer to know how the story is going to end before I even start writing it. For my blaseball fanfic, I don’t really know where I want the story to go. To keep myself sane, I’ve decided to split the story into several parts. The temp title for the first part is “Ash and Void”

Ash and Void is going to cover these topics:

The Grand Unslam

The Wyatt Masoning

Where Blaseball players come from

A little bit on the nature of Blaseball

The effects of the Bridge weakening on other universes

I’m not sure where I’m going to take the story after this. My intent is for it to have an overarching plot with an episodic story structure. I want to put the Tacos into a bunch of bizarre situations, because I think it would be funny. 

[worldrimwalker]

Al Pastor tricked the original fourteen Tacos players onto his team through a kickball grift. These new recruits he didn’t choose. They fell out of a Black Hole and landed on his field. What the hell is he supposed to do with them? (1k, musings on what it means to be a fan of a team of complete strangers)