#charleston shoe thieves

[wowwforever]

Blaseball confession: I appreciate what the Charleston Shoe Thieves did for me but as soon as I joined the Hellmouth Sunbeams my GPA went up by like a full letter grade

[viciathief]

in our bedroom after the war

[wollystone]

i think i miss Blaseball 😔

[rollinkunz]

A bunch of Blaseball fan art that I won’t have another reason to post ever, probably! But that I’m still proud of. Above is The Anchor at Sunken Charleston, home of the now-and-forever-champions Charleston Shoe Thieves (Our Kicks!)

Blood Hamburger, lovable meat-man and occasionally excellent player. He and the rest of these character portraits were cursed after fighting the peanut god at the end of season 09. If I remember correctly. 

Esme Ramsey was twice-cursed, once by the Peanut and again with a zillion ghosts. The Haunted ability was meant to be an interesting buff (I think) but basically mostly made Esme into a carousel of beloved-but-useless dead players. Both Esme and Blood made it into print in an actual Charleston newspaper at one point, which is fucking bananas. 

Richardson Games won a cool grappling hook in a raffle and proceeded to turn into the entirety of the Shoe Thieves’ defense for several seasons. Good at stealing, too. An absolute legend, but a sleeper star player as far as most of the league was concerned. 

Velasquez earned the nickname “Twofer” because she had a weird stat roll that made her hit a lot of doubles. I imagined her as a pair of mischievous imps, once Cursed.

And finally, we have Sneaker Pete, “lovable” Shoe Thieves mascot. The top color scheme was printed as a shirt (which I own and love); the bottom one is like a 90s Chester Cheeto-style version. 

[crabmoney3]

Hey blaseball folks so you may know that I am currently working on the script for Blaseball the Musical 2 (A Tillman Henderson Musical)

What you may NOT know is we are currently looking for a director for casting and scene direction! Email mxmahalp@gmail.com to inquire, or DM them on discord at wretchstar !

[library-whale]

Probably should've made this post sooner, but for a little more than a year now I've been working on Blaseball team fandragons! (I was gonna send them to all the sidecords, but the Breath Mints no longer have theirs...)

In order: Charleston Shoe Thieves - Ridgeback, Male Pose | Yellow Pinstripe/Lemon Noxtide/Caribbean Underbelly/Lightning Bright Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams - Aberration, Female Pose | Flaxen Diamond/Yellow Weaver/White Fangs/Light Multi-Gaze Kansas City Breath Mints - Obelisk, Female Pose | Spearmint Pinstripe/Jade Breakup/White Underbelly/Nature Glowing LA Unlimited Tacos - Spiral, Male Pose | Amethyst Boulder/Banana Patchwork/Black Underbelly/Arcane Bright (i wish there were a better gene for the team colors than patchwork lol) Alaskan Immortals - Gaoler, Male Pose | Lapis Shaggy/Ultramarine Flair/Gold Sparkle/Ice Uncommon

(I have one more Pre-History I dragon, but I'm waiting until I get another team to post it.)

[blaseballzinejam]

we're SO back @blaseball

[thehallstara]

photometry, or the extinction of a star and that which it kills

Act Two: Core Collapse

(11k words, a year in the making. cws for canon-typical violence, death, grief/mourning, drowning, swears, and minor substance use.)

[salthien]

🎵 GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE WORLD, SUNSHINE!

welcome back to the land of the living, derrick krueger! it’s been awhile, huh?

derrick interp by marn @charaznablescanontoyota who won the blaseball blorbo lottery today. lyrics from GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE by The Narcissist Cookbook.

[hifrifrimetime]

missing the mild low gang on this fridaytines day

[manderleydesign]

Vela is the character I've drawn the most. I hope to draw her again one day. 

[lycanthian]

always a thief.

[idonthaveanyurlideas]

squad moments. theyre helping fish beat a candy crush level.

[Image ID: A digital drawing showing Ankle Halifax, Jammy Decksetter, Penelope Berkowitz and Kaj Statter Jr. crowded around Fish Summer. Fish Summer is a shark-person lying on their stomach on a bed and focusing intently on a phone. Ankle Halifax is an older Indian person with long dark brown hair that is going grey at parts with a bindi and wearing gold earrings and nose rin, half-crouching on the bed with the other leg hanging off and pointing at the phone. Jammy Decksetter is a Filipino person  with long dark brown hair tied back in a low ponytail sitting at the foot of the bed also pointing at the phone. Kaj Statter Jr. is a far Māori and Indian person with short curly green and purple hair and glasses leaning against the bed and sitting on the floor. Penelope Berkowitz is a fair-skinned Jewish person with short curly brown hair and freckles leaning on the bed behind the others and gaping at the phone. They are all dressed in Shoe Thieves uniforms. /end ID]

[ditto-the-alien]

RIV Inky Rutledge

Inky Rutledge was a player on the Yellowstone Magic when the first return happened in 2020. They found the 2-blood Blagonball after throwing the first-ever blaseball no hitter on Day 7 of Season 7 of beta. They were later a player on the Tokyo Lift and the Charleston Shoe Thieves. They fell back onto the Magic during Fall Ball, and were the inspiration for The Monitor's nickname, "Binky" (Big Inky).

They were a part of history. Duncan Phantom... you have a lot to live up too and I know it will be hard to, but I believe in you.

If Inky were stilll here, they would believe in you too.

[ohkaypoh]

BEST. FRIEND. STACK.

[Ankle Halifax and Wyatt Mason IV designs by Quail on discord. Tahini Poinsettia design by me]

[charaznablescanontoyota]

[ID: the Charleston Shoe Thieves team logo, with a screencap of Stu Trololol hitting a 3-run home run in the last game of the Blaseball Season 9 Internet Series pasted over top. The caption below reads "THE CRAB COMMUNITY HAS FORGIVEN the charleston shoe thieves"]

the thieves came to watch the finals with us so i made them this