#dallas steaks

[picorobot]

I was into Blaseball for a while. Go Dallas Steaks! I made this for our team server.

[fabledivine]

little gift doodle of cedar's zi delacruz because i think she's So Cute 🫶 read prairie ghosts!!!!!

[tidestridened]

after years of drawing seb my design has become coherent enough to make a ref

[qaisdogwalker]

Separate post 4 these

[blaseballzinejam]

we're SO back @blaseball

[ohkaypoh]

NAIL! BAT!

allison’s the love of my life, the light in my darkness, my darling. blushin and kickin my feet rn

[awhekate]

last month I played so much Katamari Damacy that I just imagined Kline Greenlemon as one of the Katamari cousins and then drew this

[fresnelprism]

dadconscious maybe ... badconscious

[stellarblinkies]

i love your blaseball blinkies, would you mind making some dallas steaks themed ones? raise the steaks :D

here you go!

large versions:

[ditto-the-alien]

Which team was the main character in each season of the BETA Eon of Blaseball: a collection of words

Ok so im bored as hell so here we go SEASON 1: Due to a lack of lore related happenings this early the "main character award" for 99% of the season goes to The Philly Pies. Then it went to Jaylen Hotdogfingers specifically at the end. SEASON 2: The award goes, Again, to the Philly Pies. SEASON 3: Ok so this is hard now: If we go by impact on the site alone, then The LA Unlimited Tacos win this award by a landslide due to The Grand Unslam. If we go by impact on the fanbase, The Hades Tigers would win the award. Due to the lasting impact on the lore however, The LA Unlimited Tacos were the main character of Season 3 SEASON 4:  Thomas Dracaena hit a ground out to Edric Tosser. Those two won it. SEASON 5: Unlimited Tacos with the Party Time Speedrun. Also a take nobody else probably has, I wanna see the blood bath return in some way.

SEASON 6: The Garages cause Jaylen came back. Crabs a close second though. SEASON 7: The Unlimited Tacos due to the Snackrifice

SEASON 8: The Crabs. This season was just

SEASON 9: The Charleston Shoe Thieves who promptly got Curbstomped by the pods

SEASON 10: The Baltimore Crabs for ascending and blowing up the sun. I'm not counting the Hall stars.

SEASON 11: The Tokyo Lift, as their appearance was one of the few notable things this season

SEASON 12: The Crabs for depending and escaping a black hole

SEASON 13: The Kansas City Breath Mints and The Charleston Shoe Thieves for getting their players snatched

SEASON 14: Tacos and Garages for their Wyatts not dying.

SEASON 15: Chorby Soul. Just.... Chorby Soul

SEASON 16: The Dallas Steaks I guess??

SEASON 17: The Tacos for winning a season

SEASON 18: Core Mechanics. cause Core Mechanics

SEASON 19: Tokyo Lift

SEASON 20: San Fransisco Lovers for being the first Underchampions.

SEASON 21: WORMS

SEASON 22: MIAMI DALE BABY WOOOOOO

SEASON 23: Parker MacMillan

SEASON 24: The Sunbeams for causing the ending to have to be rewritten

Well that was a lot.

[picorobot]

Made this back when Blaseball was still going strong. Shout out to @pyromantic-art for the design of the blaseball itself, based on her amazing Dallas Steaks poster.

[fabledivine]

alt jessjay! (these are @riseinviolence's alt thoughts<3)

ID: A digital illustration of alternate Jessica Telephone and Jaylen Hotdogfingers from the video game Blaseball. They're standing pressed against each other, with Jaylen in front of Jessica's shoulder. Jessica is taller, smiling down at her and leaning on a bat. She's wearing a Dallas Steaks jersey. Jaylen is rubbing her own shoulder, looking off to the side with a straight face. She's wearing a Seattle Garages jersey. Both of them are also noticeably scarred.

[tidestridened]

gee seb how come you get so many steaks boyfriends

[ensemblemaster]

steaks bad

[blaseballzinejam]

The Blaseball Zine Jam has BEGUN! Come join us in celebrating the love of Blaseball through creating things!! Open from July 23 to September 3! Check our blog for our carrd to view the itch. io page, join our discord server, and learn more!

[morethan0birds]

Me.

actually im really curious. rb and tell me what you think your most well known contribution to blaseball was. bit/joke/fanwork/IRM/etc world is your oyster.