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#the ides of march#ides of march#julius caesar#again I want to emphasize that ‘fact’ is in quotes especially when it comes to the ones implying he was a bottom#that was a common form of political slander#so while we can’t discount it entirely it’s also important to keep in mind that implying that about somebody was a common tool of slander#might be true or have truth in it#very very well may not#also the pirate story is so funny but I didn’t have room to elaborate more in the question#he would joke around with them like I’m gonna crucify you but turns it was not kn fact a joke#‘lol I’m gonna crucify you’#smashcut#ostentatious might be a better word than slutty when it comes to the tunic thing but#slutty is funnier#it involved a loose girdle and long fringe
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1976, 1983, 1996 :^)
1976 - Mikey And Nicky
1983 - Psycho 2
1996 - Trainspotting
send me a year and i'll reply with my favourite movie from that year
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#nyu tisch parents#smashcut#nyu smashcut#Online film school#Online Screenwriting Classes#Film education for teens#NYU Tisch cinematography#Pre-College Screenwriting Class#screenwriting courses#screenwriting education#Hands-on film projects#screenwriting career#online classes#education#learning#online courses#onlinetraining
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fleshing out my Relativity Au some more, i fujking love these guys, they're so-
part 1/ part 2
#v's art#gravity falls#relativity falls#dipper pines#older dipper pines#mabel pines#older mabel pines#gravity falls fanart#they're in their upper 40's#we'll say they have an older sibling who gave birth to the stan's mother#bc twin genetics are passed down through the women :)#source: my family + my twin uncles on my mom's side of the family#dipper wasn't necessarily acting on as much hubris as ford#more genuine curiosity#and his reaction to getting reality shifted was “damn that's crazy”#“let me go get an adult to handle this”#cue the montage of him studying interdimensional law bc he has to represent himself in space/time court#smashcut with a montage of mabel commiting every conceivable OSHA violation possible while setting up the shack#she leans into the medium side of the business#copying what Caryn did on the phone when they were younger#but falls in love with the theatrics of it all#its not really a secret that its all fake#but her enthusiasm really sells it#its a different vibe from the stan twins bc dipper is just clever not genius level (and mabel is also smart just differently)#they're not competing as much bc gender difference (its more jealousy)((they swap later))#and theyre both fundamentally devious little shits who love a good scheme#so when dip gets home and he sees his sister for the first time running a scam wearing his name he goes “bet” and steals her's right back#there's no “leave these kids alone” its “oh thank goodness tag you're it bitch”#they fall back into step like they never left each other
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Ya know, even though everyone calls it a Hot Girl Summer, it is not as glamorous as the name implies.
There are hot girls, it's summer, but??
Starts off IMMEDIATELY with:
"So yeah, Lucy looked very pretty today, but I just found out the primary reason I was invited to her family's vacation home was so her mother could recruit me as an unpaid servant to keep her from jumping off a cliff in her sleep. And my fiancé might be dead."
Like so far this is just hell. No joke.
#it's like the trope of like “hehe we're gonna have a sleepover!!”#*smashcut to one of them snoring loudly*#except instead of snoring it's tightrope walking in her sleep over a pit of spikes#dracula#dracula daily#lucy westenra#mina murray
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david is like a very sweet and polite boy. ok marc also was very sweet before motogp but it seems like david is more of that on track. he’s never REALLY done anything dirty to win yet. and i wonder if that will change…
cmon marc was NOT a good boy they changed the RULES he was so crazy.... theres a section in hitting the apex that is like just a supercut of lower classes marc crimes with freddie spencer like yeah uh. hes. well. and then they smashcut to him ruining pedrenzo's BIRTHDAYS...
#smashcut well no. but you get it.#motogp#callie speaks#asks#idk i DO think david is smart and crafty i just dont know if hes evil. remains to be seen but i think hes a genuine sweetheart#dante once texted me about him 'hes so good and they cant even get mad at him for his personality like they do w marc'#or smth like that... VERY funny
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"Grim!"
#absolutely beautiful transition to this scene#the serenity of the water hole and then immediate smashcut to the girls about to get clever-girled#Yaz prepares to punch#Brooklynn gives up on the bat#Sammy's the only one who saves them by yelling Grim's name#and triggering a roar response#baryonyx grim#baryonyx#jwcc#camp cretaceous#yasmina fadoula#brooklynn#sammy gutierrez
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i'm just. collecting some things.
#for my health. to support me in difficult times#venom 2016 smashcut of eddie calling the symbiote dear and darling and my love#makes me. um. want to cry maybe. will get back to you all on that one.#venom#venomposting#venom 2016
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The only way the Wonder Man show can be good if it's just Simon and Hank's homemade porn tapes for 6-8 hours randomly interspersed with Simon monologuing about his fucked up childhood to an increasingly concerned interviewer.
When Kevin Feige said that Wonder Man would be like nothing the MCU has seen before, he meant it's the first time we will see CGI furry hole and balls onscreen ❤️ #trust
#This is so fucking funny anon#anonymous#mcu wonder man#Just a really harrowing account of childhood abuse with a smashcut to Simon moaning like a dying cow#Jfc.
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guys quick we gotta figure out how many apartments are in mulder's building, i need to build a cast.
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Midnight Express, The Train, Light of Day
Bad news: I didn't watch any of these, but I did hear of all three (The Train in particular), sooo
never seen | want to see | the worst | bad | whatever | not my thing | good | great | favorite | masterpiece
ask me about a film
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#Nyu Tisch Parents#Nyu Tisch Courses#Smashcut#Summer Film Programs#high school students#Media Education#Nyu Learning Platform#Summer Film Programs for High School Students
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Okay okay SO THEORY TIME: Solas succeeds in bring down the Veil very early into the game (potentially in the prologue, or pre-game like the Conclave getting blasted as the start of a new game) and at the end of the first act Solas turns up to work with Rook and Co. to deal with his latest fuck-up aka releasing the Evanuris
#dragon age: the veilguard#da: tv predictions#by apples#he shows up at the hq like 'hello. solas here' and then pulls the Iconic 'I'm Sure You Have Many Questions'#and then varric LEAPS at his head and it smashcuts to them both sitting next to each other beat to hell and icing their matching black eyes
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Someone, quick! Edit together the coolest/saddest parts of Gintama the Final and add the opening second of Ginpachi-sensei waking up and saying “…. A dream?” from the new trailer!
#gintama#class 3-z ginpachi sensei#i would do it but my tummy hurts#but do you see my vision?#maybe it's the upset tummy talking but i think that's how the first episode will start#(especially with the way ginpachi is startled awake)#... or maybe it'll be a redo of Gintoki's intro in Gintama->smashcut to Ginpachi startled awake.#.. my tummy is really aching.
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Miles' unstoppable urge to slap tag Hobie's guitar at every opportunity vs. Hobie's immovable protectiveness over it (and his stupidly wide range of motion)
#spiderverse#punkflower#hobie x miles#miles morales#hobie brown#inspo#🎸🌻#joke's on him this is actually hobie's favorite thing in the world (when i say 'protective' i mean in the sense of like. structural damage)#smashcut to miles mainlining tubeyou vids to level up his vocals & get back in the band just to improve his chances#meanwhile hobie just had him voted out to see what his next move would be lmao#this is probably not what they meant by intricate rituals you guys
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Al: Did you and Brother have a fight?
Winry: Ed had a fight; I was being perfect reasonable.
#smashcut to five minutes earlier and ed is saying the exact same thing#fullmetal alchemist#fmab#fma#incorrect quotes#alphonse elric#winry rockbell#edward elric#source: big bang theory
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