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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day#and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi#he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes#but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently
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as a root vegetable, parsnip naturally desires to return to the earth 🌏🥕
#the root#hes always getting under the rug and either rolling around or just sitting#cat#oh he's famous#if you're curious i named him parsnip because stardew valley speedrunners refer to them as snips and i thought that was cute#his nickname is snippy#lore dump for anyone who decides to check out source
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Duke: Why is Dick sitting in between Jason and Roy?
Steph: Because he doesn't wanna see them cuddling.
Tim: Or kissing.
Duke: But they're a couple.
Tim: To Dick, Jason's still a baby.
Duke, holds up Damian: This is a baby, that's a grown ass adult.
#batfam#jayroy#jason todd#roy harper#dick grayson#stephanie brown#duke thomas#tim drake#damian wayne#duke casually holding up a fourteen year old damian calling him a baby#and calling dick crazy for sitting in between a couple#dick: he's still thirteen! TO ME!#jason: dick I'm twenty-one#dick: still my baby brother
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the doctor on their way to steal your heart
#drew this on a bumpy train ride with an old lady sitting next to me watching the whole thing#pretty sure she also fell in love with ncuti gatwa#have I mentioned that I'm completely whipped for him?#my brain has been nothing but ncuti gatwa and the 15th doctor these past few weeks#gonna pull a rogue and propose the second I ever run into him#the lesbian urge of wanting to marry ncuti gatwa#anyways#doctor who#doctor who fanart#DW#dw fanart#ncuti gatwa#15th doctor#15th#15th doctor fanart#my art#digital art#my doctor who fanart
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Superman: I haven’t seen you at the watchtower for a while. Where have you been the last few weeks, Batman?
Bruce: Rehab.
Superman, worriedly: Oh, I’m so sorry- I never knew you struggled with that. If you don’t mind me asking, what for?
Bruce, grimacing as he watches public footage of Signal and Red Hood starting a dumpster fire out of Pro-Joker merch: ..adoption.
#‘bruce wayne is a bad dad’ ‘bruce wayne is a good parent!!’ NO. Bruce Wayne is a wine mom#he has tacky 2000’s beige signs around the house that his kids beg him to take down#wine. sleep. vigilante. repeat!!#jason steals them and puts them in Tim’s CEO office#batman#batfam#bruce wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#superman#clark kent#justice league#batman and robin#robin#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE DYNAMIC DUO MOVIE#duke thomas#signal#signal dc#red hood#batkids#hes proud but can’t condone this or else it’ll turn into Duke and Jason burning down entire warehouses next#rehab was Alfred making him sit through lectures on communication
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I think they’re going to become friends
#Grim#Belphegor#grim now sits outside the kitten room meowing until I let her in#she still does the odd hiss to keep him in his place#but they’re already acting so much more comfortable around eachother
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joongdok so far to me. specifically chp 370
#orv#kim dokja#yoo joonghyuk#joongdok#ever makes art#the wind down after the huge divorce blow out fight is so funny to me#yjh still attempting to smash his way into a genuine emotional connection as equals with the guy that made him eat literal dirt. thats amor#lol this is also partly bc i saw the official subway standee from the pop up store#and (almost) everyone sitting politely except for yjh manspreading ferociously is ALSO really funny
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twins in time continuation of that blue doodle comic thingy, but fidd is forced to take care of stan when Ford gets into the portal stuff, leaving him behind.
I reckon he teaches him math…
#I’m realising you meant to make it MORE angsty up in here and lemme say I love how your brain works#I have yet to decide how ford getting stuck in the portal works with this au#I’m getting more and more into it I might need to actually sit down and flesh it out smh#but yknow fidds being a dad and all#I dunno maybe having lil Stanley around makes him stick around ford for longer#or maybe he just yoinks him outta there bc ford should NOT be around a kid in that state#more accurately bill shouldn’t be around kids…#OOOGH THOUGHTS!!!#my art#ask#twins in time au#stan pines#ford pines#stanford pines#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#gravity falls
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"Dude," Steve says, pressing on his eyes because he feels like he's about to cry. "What the fuck."
"What?" Dustin squeaks, alarmed. "What? Steve, you're freaking me out!"
"Good!" Because Steve just worked eighteen hours and it's past midnight and he got thrown up on twice and there was a bed pan incident and even though he showered at the hospital he probably smells awful and it rained and he lost his keys so he had to take the bus and he's sweaty and tired and wet and cold and Dustin's DnD friend is hot. "I can't believe you'd do this to me!" Okay, maybe Steve's feeling a little delirious.
"Do what??" Dustin is full on shrieking right now. His hot friend is standing in their apartment looking more and more worried and hot.
"You didn't tell me he was hot!"
The expressions that go across Dustin's face is impressive, before they stop and he settles on a flat glare. "Seriously??"
Hot guy is now blushing and Steve will collapse if he doesn't keep with the righteous fury.
"I've been TRYING to get you two to meet for months now!"
"You didn't tell me he was hot, though! Dustin!!"
"I don't know what guys are hot, Steve!" Dustin says indignantly. "I thought you didn't like nerds!"
"Dustin!"
"Um," says hot guy. He looks like he's panicking.
Dustin's face changes again. "Oh, no. Oh, no, you're right."
"All this time!" Steve says and he really is close to tears. "You've been nagging on me all this time to find my soulmate, and you had the perfect guy right here?? You had him in my home??? Dustin!"
"Whoa," whispers hot guy.
"I'm sorry," Dustin wails now, just as distraught. "You love nerds, all your favorite people are nerds, I don't know what I was thinking, oh my god!" He whirls on hot guy. "Eddie, give Steve your number right now!"
"Okay," says hot guy Eddie, immediately. His face is super red and his eyes are wide, and he looks scared out of his mind as he fumbles his pocket for his phone. "Yeah-Yep-Absolutely. This is a thing that's happening."
Steve, tears burning in his eyes, watches as Dustin punches his number into Eddie's phone. "Okay," he says a little nasally, wiping quickly at his face. "Okay, I'm going to shower and then sleep for two days, and then pretend like this never happened so I can look hot guy in the eye when he asks me on a date. Sound good?"
"Sounds great!" Dustin says, all cheery now. Behind him, still looking vaguely scared for his life, hot guy gives him a shaky thumbs up.
#robin sitting up out of a dead sleep in her girlfriend's bed: something just happened#steddie#stranger things#dustin henderson is the worlds worst and best wingman i am so sorry to steve and eddie#eddie is less scared and more turned on but he IS still a lil scared bcs the sexiest man alive looked him in the eye and then started cryin#nurse steve my beloved#my steddies
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late night takeout (street racing au)
#miya osamu#kageyama tobio#suna rintarou#oikawa tooru#miya atsumu#atsuoikage#sunaosa#haikyuu#mixed up the interactions to show how theyre a tightknit group and theres casual intimacy between everyone#kageyama is the youngest in the group so eveeryone indulges him including sunarin#osaoi legs..... yeah... im unwell for them..#miya twins always bickering LMAO#anyway i love them thanks for considering them!!!#also i drew their actual proper cars this time instead of randim car references LMAO#suna is sitting in his car a mitsubishi GTO black colour#oikawas car is the blue one parked behind them a honda s2000 ap2
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something something being the breadwinner in your relationship with older bf!simon because you love him and he deserves it.
his post-military allowance it pitiful (and you’ve already complained enough times to your local body that they have a picture of you behind reception) so you both agreed that your income can cover the two of you.
plus, he makes a really good house-husband.
he watches a lot of gordon ramsay on daytime tv so there’s always a beautiful meal waiting for you when you get home.
he’s mastered the fabric softener to detergent ratio and your clothes are always warm and pressed from the iron.
he keeps the carpet vacuumed and the high shelves dusted and the windows always sparkle in the sun.
you’ve even told him you expect nothing, that he’s spent a long and hard life fighting so he could spend all day sleeping and you’d just be happy he was safe.
but he says it’s how he enjoys spending his time.
replanting the garden or building you a little table so you can both enjoy coffee outside in the summer or fixing just about anything in the house giving you grief.
says he likes being useful, likes being needed by you.
“want t’show y’how much i ‘ppreciate you”
“simon, you know i don’t need-”
“let me take care’a you, sweet’art”
every night you come home to a warm meal and a warm lap to curl up in.
simon says he likes being needed- likes being used too.
“thas’ it, right on m’tongue”
warm mouth ready to be fed.
simon’s grateful, real grateful.
“mmm- y’so fucking good t’me, taste like it too”
#anyway id work every day god gave me so i could keep him at home#keep him fat and happy and he lets me sit on it morning noon and night#older bf!simon#simon riley smut#simon ghost riley smut#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley x reader
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ghost sitting so languidly during an intense meeting right before a mission, his eyes heavy and glaring right at you. you shift uncomfortably under his watch, swallowing hard knowing he's done nothing but stare at you the entire time. you feel his eyes burning through you as you speak, trying hard not to let your voice waver. you wonder if he’s even paying attention to what price is saying. your heartbeat is absolutely racing in your chest, not sure if his appraisal is lustful, vengeful, or something else entirely. so when price breaks the team off into pairs, you almost pass out when he buddies you with ghost. the second that left price’s mouth, ghost is shifting in his seat, sitting forward and leaning against his knees, a sly grin on under his mask. you have no idea what you’re in for.
#LOOK AT THE WAY HES SITTING#LIKE SO RELAXED AND CALM#IMAGINE HIS STARE WHEN HES LIKE THAT#he’s so mf intimidating and he KNOWS it#god i need him#ghost angst#simon ghost riley headcanons#simon riley#ghost#ghost cod#ghost x reader#cod mw2#simon riley x reader#simon riley headcanons#ghost headcanons
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Their entire relationship
#tears of the kingdom#legend of zelda#zelda#totk zelda#link#totk link#zelink#totk spoilers#tbh creature#autism hc#autism creature#I am both#Get you a man who will sit and look pretty while you explain ancient civilizations to him#Exposition? No I see only an infodumping queen#something to nom on#Because ppl are (rightfully) clowning on me: image is weird bc I made it on laptop but it changed spacing on phone#So I took a photo of my laptop screen#^^ technologically incompetent
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lungs, kidney, heart
#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#danmeshi#kabru of utaya#falin touden#this is a scheduled post bc I won't be home when the episode drops#I have been sitting on this for three weeks I wanted to end it all#actually my favorite part of this chapter was when she smushed him underfoot#the fact that this is one out of two Falin and Kabru interactions…#she remembers Senshi I wonder if when she meets Kabru properly later she's like “the guy who stabbed me wow”#hwshln
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i want a dog bed that’s big enough to sleep in because god can you imagine how nice it’d be? laying in your little bed that’s meant for pups like you, then your owner coming over and fucking you dumb in your own bed, making you really feel like a mutt. just being in the bed itself making you fall deeper into that headspace, only being able to whine and bark and whimper as you get ruthlessly fucked. even better if you get to fall asleep in the bed afterwards, dozing off while surrounded by reminders of what a good pup you just were for your owner… ugh
#asto barks#i have a dog bed but it’s really only good for sitting in#i need one that my owner can put by the side of the bed for me to sleep in beside him. please#ftm nsft#mlm nsft#t4t nsft#ftm puppy#mlm puppy#t4t puppy#petpl4y#petpl@y
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HAPPY 114‼️‼️ take these silly doodles i did
#watching dazai have an aneurysm while chuuya yelled at him to stop bitching was so funny#also not him just sitting there while dazai used his broken bloody arms and legs to pull fyodor out😭#bitch you have gravity manipulation USE IT.#i'm gonna be so honest i don't think meursault arc is over#sigh....ada reunion in 2025....manifesting#anyway i loved skk this chp they were stupid asf as usual#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#osamu dazai#dazai osamu#nakahara chuuya#chuuya nakahara#soukoku#skk#lotus draws
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