Nightwing and Batman are on the JL together, but no one knows their connection. Still, they notice Nightwings slight obsession with the older male:
Wally: you wanna fuck him so bad you look stupid
Nightwing: I disagree, I think I look hella smart.
Wally: *jaw dropped*
Justice League: *jaw dropped*
Batman: *smirk*
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Things that we have found in the 1987 house we bought:
Main bedroom toilet gasket (?) Is broken
Frayed extension cord just in the wall??
Random wall holes (how we found the extension cord)
A floating uncapped electric box hanging from a live wire, multiple uncapped wires just chilling. This was in the wall we tore down, we wouldn't have known if we hadn't done that.
Greige vinyl pressed on over tile, leaves a sticky residue when peeled off
One outlet smokes when you plug things in, very fun.
A vent that's not actually a vent, just leads outside
Wooden subfloor in main bathroom shows signs of rot
Windows do not close once you open them
Appliances things:
Freezer doesn't freeze
Fridge is at 50 degrees F, not actually food safe
Standing water in the bottom of the dishwasher
And my personal favorite find: a 2009 preschool graduation certificate under the oven, and honestly it looked like it hadn't been cleaned in that long
I've been a homeowner for 2 months and I can't say I recommend it yet
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God, can you imagine what Rick would've been like if he'd been there for Michonne's pregnancy? He went to so much effort to find her toothpaste - and not just any sort, the exact flavour she said was her favourite - I can just see him off on a two day scavenger hunt just to bring her back a jar of olives she mentioned craving.
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honestly I thought having a roommate messier than myself would be a refreshing change of pace but unfortunately blood and bones and suffering forever
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