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whatever [dons my gay apparel]
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being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.
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disappearing like the roanoke colonists but carving "I NEED A FAT BITCH" into a tree instead of "CROATOAN"
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coupons used to mean something now deals are like HURRY NOW! get 3 free napkins when you spend $75+ 😋
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Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken
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going outside will kill the patient! she needs ugly yellow wallpaper to live
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i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared
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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event
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