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Brb gunna watch shock treatment again

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why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

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inaction fans when they find out making no choice is a choice in and of itself

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The name of the musical instrument retailer "Sweetwater" is a reference to the story of an ancient flood in Mesopotamia. The fresh waters (in Sumerian, "sweet water") of the subterranean sea Apsu famously welled up in the artisan springs of ancient Dilmun, which hosted the lord of the Apsu, Enki (Ea). Upon the gods deciding to destroy mankind with a flood, Enki, also the god of knowledge, though having sworn to the other gods not to tell anyone of the flood, indirectly warned his favorite wise man Ziusudra (Utnapishtim), living in the city of Shuruppak, of the coming disaster. Enki told him to build a cube-shaped boat with a roof "like the sweet-water Apsu", hinting that a great flood from the Apsu would arrive soon. Ziusudra did this and survived the flood, and was granted eternal life and dwelling in Dilmun thereafter. Thus the name "Sweetwater" refers to that hint to the "sweet waters" of the Apsu which would come to flood the world in Ziusudra's time. The name is also indirectly a call for a biblical flood to fall upon Fort Wayne, Indiana, with only the sitting mayor, Sharon Tucker, surviving, and so Sweetwater can be classified as a doomsday cult.

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This is so ceaselessly funny

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>cigarettes

enjoy your meme sticks redditor

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Yeah hey mom I know it's been a while since I called. I have bad news. My cigarette broke in half. Yeah.. yeah Google said no way to fix it either

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takes your cigarette and snaps it over my knee with great difficulty

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On Isolation

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obsessed

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Good naps will have you sleeping in poses usually reserved for dead insects