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[severusish]

Alone, in the dark, and surrounded by the howling blizzard, Severus felt more at peace than he had in weeks. The more he let himself be buffeted by the snow, the more the crease between his brows seemed to melt away. He walked for some time, enjoying the crunch of the snow beneath his feet and the twinkle of the stars above. After a while, when it began to grow too dark to see, Severus raised his wand to cast Lumos… but halted himself in the act, hesitating. Steadily, he lowered his arm again and changed his mind — preferring, as wanderers often do, not to know where he was going in the dead of night.

I drew this for @snapecelebration’s Snolidays, Day 1. Prompt: Blizzard.

ID: image of Severus Snape, holding his wand high above his head. His expression is calm. His cloak, black like his clothes, is billowing in the wind. There is snow all around him. /End ID.

[snapedomanonymous]

Snapecelebration Week 1

Prompt: Homemade

Pairing: Hermione Granger/Severus Snape

Characters: Hermione Granger; Severus Snape

Rating: T (due to suggestive language)

TW: Mentions of Pregnancy

Summary: Hermione and Snape discuss a very special Christmas gift.

Severus Snape returned home to find his wife Hermione in the kitchen. She was wearing a red apron and her hands were clad in green mittens. She was in the process of getting a tray of biscuits out of the oven. When she saw Severus she smiled and came over to plant a kiss on his cheek.

"Hey Sev, you’re back early."

"Yeah with the exams coming up I thought I would give the students some extra study time and myself some extra time away from them."

"Severus! You can’t say things like that about your students." Hermione pretended to be scandalised

"Oh shut up! It’s not like I haven’t said worse things before."

"If you keep that behaviour up, you won’t get any presents on Christmas." Hermione said trying to sound serious

"Well, I’ll take that as an empty threat. Seeing as you can hardly return the present I’m most looking forward to."

"Yes, well but that one won’t arrive for another three months, will it now?"

"I’m still counting it as a Christmas gift. And it will still be my favourite." He made to hug Hermione from behind and close his arms across her well rounded belly.

Hermione turned her head around and smiled at him. "Well, you know what they say about homemade gifts. They’re always the best ones."

"I wouldn’t be so sure about the homemade part, darling." Severus whispered into her ear.

"Severus!" Hermione exclaimed while playfully hitting his arm "Now you’re really getting onto the naughty list!"

The end.

@severusish it did end up being rather mushy than funny but here it is. A week late. (Whoops)

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I tagged 319 of my posts in 2022

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#love - 59 posts

#life - 44 posts

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#miraculous - 31 posts

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Longest Tag: 98 characters

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

If there is a god, then I think we could find him in the way we care about one another.

Kaladin Stormblessed, Rhythm of War, book 4 of The Stormlight Archive, by Brandon Sanderson, page 674

50 notes - Posted May 14, 2022

#4

"It was a nice dream, wasn't it, Syl?" he asked. "That we could escape? Find peace at long last?" "Such a wonderful dream," she whispered.

Kaladin and Syl, Rhythm of War, book 4 of The Stormlight Archive, by Brandon Sanderson, page 541.

62 notes - Posted November 8, 2022

#3

Come home and shout at me. Come home and fight with me. Come home and break my heart, if you must. Just come home.

Cardan Greenbriar, in one of the letters to Jude Duarte, Barnes & Noble special edition of The Queen of Nothing, book 3 of The Folk of the Air, by Holly Black.

The letters can be read online here

78 notes - Posted April 30, 2022

#2

Every time someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place

Captain Raymond J. Holt, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, 5x10: “Game Night”

94 notes - Posted June 13, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

The point is, people improve when they get external love and support. How can we hold it against them when they don't?

Michael, The Good Place, 4x08: "The Funeral to End All Funerals"

111 notes - Posted January 24, 2022

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[severusish]

Smol

Everyone's favorite small pathetic man is here! Wait, where'd he go. Oh my god. Someone stepped on him

[severusish]

Severus hated mistletoe. He stared at it for some time, wondering if the plant deserved the Reducto he so wanted to unleash upon it. Deciding against the waste of magic, he turned to walk away — only to freeze in his steps when the person he’d waited all day to see said, in tones of fond amusement — “Hello, Severus. Look. Mistletoe.”

I drew this for Snolidays Week Two @snapecelebration Prompt: Mistletoe.

Snape unintentionally wound up looking like Keanu Reeves in this one. That’s what I get for doing a 15 minute drawing. Anyway BYEEEE

ID: a drawn bust of Snape. inside his eyes is the reflection of mistletoe. Above him there is mistletoe peaking down from the ceiling. /end ID.

[severusish]

Hellooooo Snapedom.

Life update.

On Thursday (this Thursday) I will be doing a themed comedy show about fandoms, hobbies and obsessions. @smilingformoney will be visiting me in my town, and she’ll be coming with me to the show. After chatting with her I’ve changed the trajectory of my set plan. Have a guess at what the theme of my jokes will be.

Yep, you guessed it. Snape.

8 minutes of Snape.

So obviously, I’m pumped. If anyone has ideas for jokes, particularly one liners, please DM me or comment. Also, I’m looking for things to say specifically about the Snapedom. If you give me a joke I’ll just say “someone from the Snape fandom gave me this joke.” Your privacy is safe with me.

Another update: attempted relationship with best friend failed. We’re back to being friends. Instead, I’m seeing a guy who is long, lanky, dark and mysterious. Sound familiar? Yeah, I have a type.

I’ll share clips of the comedy set (perhaps) when it’s done. It’s gonna be caliente.

How are you all? Due to complaints about my absence from multiple of you, I’ll be back to posting this week. Missed you guys.

Get ready for shitposts.

[severusish]

I had the dubious pleasure of having a smut fic read out loud to me by my best friend last night. You know, it’s funny, because you can read something in your head and it seems super steamy and sexy but then you read it out loud and it is just. Absolutely impossible to keep a straight face. When you hear the words “girth” or “precum” read sotto voce by someone who is clearly just barely holding their shit together —

[severusish]

happy new year you filthy animals

[severusish]

Spanish test today wish me luck.

[severusish]

well my best friend’s father has a fully harry potter themed christmas tree this year but the only hogwart houses represented are hufflepuff and gryffindor. to be fair gold and red glass ball ornaments (baubles) look great on the tree but wth happened to slytherin and ravenclaw?? feeling left out tbh

[severusish]

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas all!

[rumpleschtiltskin]

regina: rumplesh... stilts... rumpleschtiltskin, i summon thee.

rumplestiltskin: that’s not how you say it, dearie, but then... you didn't have to say anything.

regina: what are you?

rumplestiltskin: what? what? what? my, my, what a rude question. i am not a what.

regina: sorry. i don't really know what i’m doing.

rumplestiltskin: that much is clear. allow me to introduce myself; rumplestiltskin.

regina: and i’m….

rumplestiltskin: regina. i know.

regina: you do?

rumplestiltskin: but of course…. there is much history between your family and me. history both in the past and in the future.

↑ from We Are Both (Season 2, Episode 2)

↑ this scene was the inspiration for my url name.

About this blog:

My OTP is Rumbelle. I have been a Rumbelle shipper since the series began.

This is a sideblog. My main is @severusish. I write Rumbelle fics under the pseud Rumpleschtiltskin on AO3, which is linked to my main pseud for Snape fics. I am also Rumpleschtiltskin on Fanfiction.Net.

This is an LGBT+ friendly blog.

This is an all-OUAT-ship friendly blog.

DNI: no rudeness, no meanies. Respect and kindness.

GENERAL TAGS: I will tag my posts with #rumbelle, #rumbeller/s, #OUAT, #OUAT fandom, #belle and rumplestiltskin, #belle french, #mr gold, #rumplestiltskin, #OTP rumbelle, #rumbelle art

MY TAGS: #rumpleschtiltskin writes, #rumpleschtiltskin says, #rumpleschtiltskin asks, #my fic, #my writing, #original post, #original writing.

Thanks!

- ish

[smilingformoney]

Give me an N!

[severusish]

Throws you a full size Snape plush and the tiniest plush possible of Sneep

🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 ily!!! How are you???

[severusish]

hello people. some of you know me as the scourge of the snapedom. others know me as “ish”.

i’m writing because i need to explain why i haven’t been active in months.

essentially, my personal life is absolute chaos (not in a bad way, just, a lot has been happening).

to start, my ex and i broke up in the summer and since then i have been living with friends. (i’m not pissed about it, some of you know that the breakup really REALLY needed to happen, my ex and I had been on and off for a year by the time we broke up).

next thing is, in the following the breakup, years of potential snowballed into something bigger and i finally fell for my best friend who i’ve known for six years, and they fell for me. this is distressing because now my life is a constant “what the fuck!!”.

not only is my personal life cursed because i’ve fallen for a best friend (which is a classic “DON’T DO THAT” in the unspoken rules of dating), but also because i am looking for a new apartment and i have to be moved out by december 16th, so my life has a bit of a time crunch right now.

additionally i’m going to france from december 17 to january 5 to be with family, and my best friend is coming with me — they were going to come with me regardless but now that we have feelings for each other, it makes things….. spicy.

no clue if we’ll have gone on a date together by then or not; either way it’s madness.

i’ll be in and out of snape hibernation (snibernation, if you will), into the new year.

that’s it for now! thanks for reading xx

— ISH

[severusish]

Hey, ish! Good to see you again!

Thanks a million!!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤 good to see you too!!!