#except for Nicole Kidman she was fucking screaming yelling dying when she saw will smack Chris

[severusish]

sir willard smith was really out there acting like a medieval knight and shit defending his wife’s honor like that. he was all “keep the good name of mine lady out of thine putrescent mouth, fool!” and then he strode forth onto the dais, whipped out his gauntlet and smote the court jester across the face while the crowd of noblefolk and waitstaff alike looked on with shock, awe, and horror

[thescarlettempress]

#do not dishonor my wife#CHRISTOPHER OF THE ROCK!!!#we duel at dawn!!!!#one mighty blow to the clown’s visage was all it took#hark - ​witness me and be entertained - quoth Sir Willard#oscar ceremony#legend#my shit#go off willard#will Smith hits Chris rock#I’m so out of touch with this shit and then something like this happens#immediately went to watch everything of course with a bowl of popcorn#the silence in the room was shocking#except for Nicole Kidman she was fucking screaming yelling dying when she saw will smack Chris

sir willard smith was really out there acting like a medieval knight and shit defending his wife’s honor like that. he was all “keep the good name of mine lady out of thine putrescent mouth, fool!” and then he strode forth onto the dais, whipped out his gauntlet and smote the court jester across the face while the crowd of noblefolk and waitstaff alike looked on with shock, awe, and horror