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[severusish]

Hellooooo Snapedom.

Life update.

On Thursday (this Thursday) I will be doing a themed comedy show about fandoms, hobbies and obsessions. @smilingformoney will be visiting me in my town, and she’ll be coming with me to the show. After chatting with her I’ve changed the trajectory of my set plan. Have a guess at what the theme of my jokes will be.

Yep, you guessed it. Snape.

8 minutes of Snape.

So obviously, I’m pumped. If anyone has ideas for jokes, particularly one liners, please DM me or comment. Also, I’m looking for things to say specifically about the Snapedom. If you give me a joke I’ll just say “someone from the Snape fandom gave me this joke.” Your privacy is safe with me.

Another update: attempted relationship with best friend failed. We’re back to being friends. Instead, I’m seeing a guy who is long, lanky, dark and mysterious. Sound familiar? Yeah, I have a type.

I’ll share clips of the comedy set (perhaps) when it’s done. It’s gonna be caliente.

How are you all? Due to complaints about my absence from multiple of you, I’ll be back to posting this week. Missed you guys.

Get ready for shitposts.

[halfblood-princes-crown]

Please enjoy some Snape body-swap AU ideas that have been rattling around my head for a week; I do like body swaps with Sirius, but imagine the possibilities if it was someone else. - Severusish's "Western AU" Anon

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During the 2nd War/Harry's era:

Petunia "I CAN'T HAVE MAGIC!!!! I'M NORMAL!!!" Dursley and Severus "Tuney is going to ruin everything! Got to get back to Hogwarts now!" Snape (ft. Snape chewing out Vernon and having to navigate by muggle means while Petunia is just having a crisis)

Remus "it's a full moon and I'm not in pain, but damn you live like this Severus???" Lupin and Severus "I'm downing a whole gallon of Wolfsbane as soon as I can" Snape

Rubeus "everything is so large and heavy :( " Hagrid and Severus "everything is so small and breakable >: ( " Snape

Narcissa "I'm off to the Ministry to make history" Malfoy (in Lucius' body), Severus "do I really have to attend all these parties?" Snape (in Narcissa's body), and Lucius "your quarters at Hogwarts are spartan and all you have is four cloaks in the same color and style in your wardrobe; this is an intervention" Malfoy (in Severus' body)

Gilderoy/Severus "You're not taking my body anywhere dressed like that" Lockhart/Snape (ft. Lockhart trying to steal Snape's potion ideas)

[5th/6th year] Tom "an opportunity has fallen into my lap" Riddle and Severus "NO! NO! NO! NO!" Snape (ft. several failed attempts to kill Harry through increasingly stupid dumb-luck means)

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During the 1st war or Snera:

Lily "what do you mean I can't kill Voldemort at the DE meeting?!" Evans (in Snape's body), Severus "if I have to spend one more moment with Black/Lupin/Pettigrew, I'm committing murder" Snape (in James' body), and James "I think we might be pregnant! What do I do?!?!" Potter (in Lily's body)

Peter/Severus "HE'S THE TRAITOR!?" Pettigrew/Snape

Severus "I've never been this popular (derogatory)" Snape and James "I've never been this unpopular (derogatory)" Potter [though, this is funnier if one of them is having a good time and the other is not, or they both end up having a good time and are uneasy about that]

Remus "Sirius! James! Peter! Stop! It's me!" Lupin and Severus "Unlike some people, Lupin, I'm not going to just stand here doing nothing like a coward" Snape

Regulus "Stop making my body slump! Blacks don't slump! Have some decorum!" Black and Severus "I am taking full advantage of your family's dark arts library while we're stuck like this" Snape

Petunia "SUCK IT DUMBLEDORE! WHO CAN'T COME TO HOGWARTS NOW!?" Evans and Severus "She's going to get me expelled or, worse, murdered!" Snape

Albus "Severus, my dear boy, it is critical that we return to our original bodies" Dumbledore and Severus "Potter, Black, Lupin, Pettigrew, you are expelled!" Snape

New obsession

I love this so much omg 🤣🤣🤣

The Lily, Snape, and James one is so *chefs kiss*

Also, Remus and Sev switching bodies is a MUST SEE😭😭

I never considered body swap aus until now. Thank you, Western au anon 🙏🏽

[byrone]

B - Body, Briston Maroney

Y - You've Got The Love, Florence + The Machine

R - Ribs, Lorde

O - Ophelia, Lumineers

N - Nobody, Hozier

E - Evil Friends, Portugal. The Man

@serosvit @ottogatto @frenchhomosnapien @ari-leah-arts @severusish @everythingispirates

Díky @morgan-the-lonely-brick za tagnutí ♥ Účastním se z vedlejšího blogu, protože toužím po písmenu Č :D

Pravidla: Vyhláskuj svoje URL písněmi a oštítkuj tolik lidí, kolik máš písmen.

K - Kiss Of Death, IC3PEAK

O - Obchodník s deštěm, Minehava

C - Cane Shuga, Glass Animals

O - O Sleeper, The Oh Hellos

U - Unfinished Sympathy, Massive Attack

R - Remember the Day, Sibylle Baier

M - Měsíc nad Radlicemi, Oldřich Janota

O - Oedipus, Regina Spektor

K - Kostěj, Mishenka

R - Run Cried The Crawling, Agnes Obel

O - O Kashně, Kachna a Zodiac

O - O Sinnerman, Nina Simone

Č - Čekání, Oldřich Janota

K - Kecy, Vladimír Merta

O - Only Anarchists Are Pretty, The World/Inferno Friendship Society

Navalte svoje playlisty!

@rumcajs-kin, @sudetsky-husita, @lynxs-shitposting-inc, @mu-mumie, @skyabovetheport, @certhodnostivranika, @2helela2, @listopadovy, @sladkenajazyku, @avubecjako, @v00bie, @thewholeworldsfucked, @the-havranisko-t, @utopimsevutopii, @softandwigglybones

[dranna]

Profile picture I did for the amazing and only @severusish  for @snaintpatricksday​ blog. Check it out, there are some interesting and fun prompts there!

If you want to commission me, send me a message on Tumblr or email me on just.call.me.dranna@gmail.com ^^ 

Commission infos || my art tags 

[maire-of-bearland]

Sleeping Severus 🌙✨

This art is only half done (sorry for that 😝), I'm still working on it and I don't know when I'll finish, but I wanted to post something this week for the event @snaintpatricksday , so here is Severus, taking a nap in Forbidden Forest. 🌙🌲 @severusish thank you for this amazing event! I love Ireland with all my heart and snirish is an awesome combo for me. 🌿✨ I hope to finish this work soon))

Prompts: Four-leaf clover / shamrock / the color green

[snaintpatricksday]

Rules and Prompts for Snaint Patrick’s Day 2022! 🍀

Rules:

Each day of the event has one theme assigned to it by date. Some themes have two prompt options possible which you can either do separately or combine! March 17th has two special prompts for the same day. :)

You can do any prompts you like, in the right order or out of order for each week, on time or early or late for each week. Up to you ;)

All Snape Shippers welcome. Written work or art is welcome!

Tag @snaintpatricksday or @severusish or #snaintpatricksday2022 to have your work reblogged here!

Prompts:

Week 1: February 28-March 6

February 28: Boots with buckles / Formal wear

March 1: Four-leaf clover / shamrock

March 2: Serendipity / A lucky break

March 3: Good luck charm

March 4: Staff party / Common Room party

March 5: A twist of fate

March 6: Fireworks / festival

Week 2: March 7-13

March 7: The color green

March 8: Green with envy / jealousy

March 9: Poltergeists and leprechauns

March 10: Tricks and pranks

March 11: To be a Slytherin / being a Slytherin

March 12: The Greenhouses / Green thumb

March 13: Springtime / new beginnings

Week 3: March 14-16

March 14: Rainbows / the end of the rainbow

March 15: Irish (can be anything Irish; a song, a character, anything).

March 16: Fool’s Gold.

Snaint Patrick’s Day: March 17

🪄 Riddikulus! 🪄

✨ Felix Felicis ✨

[rumpleschtiltskin]

regina: rumplesh... stilts... rumpleschtiltskin, i summon thee.

rumplestiltskin: that’s not how you say it, dearie, but then... you didn't have to say anything.

regina: what are you?

rumplestiltskin: what? what? what? my, my, what a rude question. i am not a what.

regina: sorry. i don't really know what i’m doing.

rumplestiltskin: that much is clear. allow me to introduce myself; rumplestiltskin.

regina: and i’m….

rumplestiltskin: regina. i know.

regina: you do?

rumplestiltskin: but of course…. there is much history between your family and me. history both in the past and in the future.

↑ from We Are Both (Season 2, Episode 2)

↑ this scene was the inspiration for my url name.

About this blog:

My OTP is Rumbelle. I have been a Rumbelle shipper since the series began.

This is a sideblog. My main is @severusish. I write Rumbelle fics under the pseud Rumpleschtiltskin on AO3, which is linked to my main pseud for Snape fics. I am also Rumpleschtiltskin on Fanfiction.Net.

This is an LGBT+ friendly blog.

This is an all-OUAT-ship friendly blog.

DNI: no rudeness, no meanies. Respect and kindness.

GENERAL TAGS: I will tag my posts with #rumbelle, #rumbeller/s, #OUAT, #OUAT fandom, #belle and rumplestiltskin, #belle french, #mr gold, #rumplestiltskin, #OTP rumbelle, #rumbelle art

MY TAGS: #rumpleschtiltskin writes, #rumpleschtiltskin says, #rumpleschtiltskin asks, #my fic, #my writing, #original post, #original writing.

Thanks!

- ish

[severusish]

Bear witness to my glorious fat cow balloon that I drew while on a phone call

[halfblood-princes-crown]

tw: for brief mentions of child abuse and bullying; some swearing

What if three phases all together because of shenanigans? - Severusish's "Western AU" Anon

Sev = Small Child; Severus = Teen; Snape = Adult

The comedy that is trying to child-proof one's magical rooms for a child/teen fascinated by magic because Sev/Severus is going to want to touch all the things once it's clear that Snape is not going to hit him/them like his/their parents probably would do. That icky thing floating in a glass jar that hella cool? Touch. Any potion items? Touch. Dark Art Books that probably bite and/or demand blood to open them? Touch. That scalding hot cup of tea on the table? Touch. The floo powder on the mantel? Touch AND throw in the fireplace AND EXPLORE!!! Snape thinks he has everything locked down, but they just keep finding new trouble!

Snape makes smaller robes for Sev and Severus by shrinking some of his own, but Sev finds them too restrictive; Sev just wears Snape's normal clothes, if he wakes up first and refuses to change into the properly sized robes. The robe is too long to billow, so it slithers after Sev along the floor. Arseholes (because there's always at least one fucker whose a dick to even small children) step on his robe-train; Snape chews them out (with more vitriol than he's ever put into a chewing out before), assigns them detention for the rest of the year, and demands expulsion. When he finally calms down, he doesn't know how to comfort Sev; he charms the excess robe to float and billow, but Sev stops wearing them and starts wearing the shrunk robes the next day. It's a long while before Sev tries wearing the over-sized robes again.

Sev tries to help with grading the students' assignments, but he doesn't know anything yet; Snape lets him write on the ones he's already marked as a "Troll". Severus actually understands some things, so he grades the 1st/2nd/3rd years' assignments.

Severus and Snape scoff at potion journal entries together; Sev doesn't know much about potions, but scoffs also in solidarity.

Severus and Snape butt heads about the DEs and Dark Arts; Snape is trying to keep Severus away from it, but Severus doesn't see what's wrong with it. Severus calls them both 'mudblood' in the heat of a moment, and Snape snaps at him to "never use that word", and accidentally alters the timeline when Severus is sent back.

Encouraged by Hagrid, Sev tries to pet things he should not, like Mrs. Norris, Minerva, Fawkes, and the Hogwarts' Ghosts.

Snape supplies Severus with ingredients from the potion stores to keep Severus from sneaking off into the Forbidden Forest or the Greenhouses to go foraging.

All three sit at the Head Table during meals. They have to sit at the end so Sev and Severus can wrap around the end without obscuring Snape's view of the room. None of them eat enough.

Students keep giving Sev candy and Zonko's items when Snape is not looking.

Severus has to still attend classes, which includes potions; he is actually the best in the class (it is not favoritism) - bonus points if he's the same year as the Golden Trio and develops a rivalry with Hermione.

Speaking of teen Snape in the Golden Trio era:

Severus being hyperaware of Harry at all times because he looks too much like James, despite the eyes. Sometimes, he forgets Harry is not James, and the only thing that snaps him out of it is the fact Black, Lupin and Pettigrew are replaced with Weasley, Granger, and Longbottom.

Severus mentions Lily one time, and now Harry will not leave him alone with all these questions; Snape is upset to learn about this situation and tries to deter Harry.

Severus mistakes Ginny for Lily; this is how he (and Sev) ends up befriending Ginny and Luna, much to everyone's shock. Similarly, Severus keeps mistaking Draco for Lucius (with a haircut).

Ok first of all…WESTERN AU ANON!? I’m honored

Second of all…O. M. G! THIS IS SO AWESOME I LOVE IT SO MUCH

I’m literally begging you or SOMEONE to write this! I wouldn’t do it justice and I already have too many WIPS in progress 😭

The child proofing a magical room

The bit in there about them realizing Snape won’t hit them

Being wary about Harry

Mistaking Ginny for Lily and Draco for Lucius

PLSSSS

[severusish]

Alone, in the dark, and surrounded by the howling blizzard, Severus felt more at peace than he had in weeks. The more he let himself be buffeted by the snow, the more the crease between his brows seemed to melt away. He walked for some time, enjoying the crunch of the snow beneath his feet and the twinkle of the stars above. After a while, when it began to grow too dark to see, Severus raised his wand to cast Lumos… but halted himself in the act, hesitating. Steadily, he lowered his arm again and changed his mind — preferring, as wanderers often do, not to know where he was going in the dead of night.

I drew this for @snapecelebration’s Snolidays, Day 1. Prompt: Blizzard.

ID: image of Severus Snape, holding his wand high above his head. His expression is calm. His cloak, black like his clothes, is billowing in the wind. There is snow all around him. /End ID.

[zephahhhh]

Omg I feel this entire post

Also @severusish your art! I love it!

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[severusish]

dumbledore: do you trust me?

snape: no.

dumbledore: smart man. anyways —

[severusish]

Snape at Quidditch matches vs Dumbledore at Quidditch matches

[myobscureimaginarium]

Thank you for tagging me @dranna and @severusish ^^

Favourite colour: Teal and burgundy

Currently reading: The Murder at the Vicarage by Agatha Christie

Last song: High Hopes by Pink Floyd

Last series: The Book of Boba Gett

Last movie: Jojo Rabbit

Sweet, savoury or spicy: Savoury

Currently working on: Relaxing as much as possible. And also art

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currently reading: in the dream house by carmen maria machado

last song: i think we’re alone now (cover by green day)

last series: mythbusters (i watched it all the time as a kid so i’m rewatching it)

last movie: the conjuring 3: the devil made me do it

sweet, savory, or spicy: sweet!

currently working on: my mental health lmao

tagging: @midasinc @pumpkinspice-prouvaire @jaskierstransmascswag @infinity-and-luck @juliensorelisoverparty @courfeyracs-swordcane and because i can’t think of anyone else i’ll say anyone else who wants to do this (seriously you can tag me if you want to do this)

[severusish]

Story time:

I was sitting with my very artistically gifted mother while she was painting a few days ago, when she looked over at me with wide eyes full of joy and said, 

“You know, I just realized — I don’t have to be in love to be inspired! Isn’t that great?”

And I just - 

[severusish]

HEAR YE HEAR YE

Hello all!

This is a new Snape-dedicated blog; I’ve been #prosnape for years, and have written about various Snape+ ships, but this is the first time I’ve made a dedicated blog for our favorite flouncing fellow. It was high time, in any case. Edit: My OTP is Snamione, but I also like the other Snape+ ships as well, I’m fairly open-minded with it. I am a fan of bad guys and villains and misunderstood characters across the board. I’m a multi-shipper.

All people are welcome here. Let it be said that I am not a supporter of JK Rowling’s views and statements and behavior which have come to light in recent years. I am far too aware of the antisemitic, transphobic and homophobic themes that were prevalent in the canon, which is why I much prefer supporting headcanons and fan-creations to the original content. While I respect the need to boycott the HP series and I do not purchase or follow any ongoing sequels to the series myself, I still enjoy reading and writing fanfiction derived from the series itself, as I believe fanfiction is original and creative work, and the writers and artists should have good readership/exposure, since they work hard at what they do.

I am a member of the LGBTQ+ community and therefore cannot promote JK’s current, or future work. I did grow up with the books, however, and therefore it’s only expected that I did like and end up relating — in some way and at some point — to a few of the fictional characters in the books, Snape included. On that note I don’t think it’s bad to continue supporting fanfiction writers of the series, because their work is fantastic.

So I will be posting Snape related content, headcanons, and will promote the fanfiction and fanart that I love, as well as inspo posts. Occasionally I might share my own work, though that will be less frequent. 

My DMs, Asks, Requests and Inbox are always open. Anon setting is activated for those of you who need it. 

My blog is a safe zone for all ships.

Edit: I recently celebrated 300ish and 400ish and 500ish followers. Related posts are linked ^.

Edit: My current cover art is “That’s Absurd Snape™️” by @dranna. The cover art which i will use on and off again comes from this post by @the-mudbloods-will-conquer xxx

Thank you kindly for reading.

Edit: My new platform for Snape fics is Severusish on fanfiction-dot-net. My new AO3 is Severusish.

Edit: sideblogs are @professorseverus and @rumpleschtiltskin

DNI: Anyone is welcome, provided people are nice. This is a no-hate, no-anything-rude-at-all, entirely safe space blog. Anyone who acts otherwise will be booted out, reported, etc., with flair, in true Severusish, Snapely style. I don’t tolerate meanies. Edit: I am generally anti-anti. If you see any posts of mine tagged with Anti-Snape, it’s just my sense of wry humor and it is not me being sincere/directing it at the Anti-Snapedom. If, as an Anti-Snaper, you see my post in your feed, please let me know if it bothers you and I’ll remove the tag. I’ve happily done it for Anti-Snapers before, I’m genuinely very laid back and I don’t mean anything seriously. If you have a request for me to add/change the tags in my posts, just let me know.

If you want to get my attention, use SPECIFIC tags and TAGS I CREATED (described below).

SPECIFIC TAGS: Asks or my original posts will be tagged under #severusish says, #severusish asks, #severusish draws, #severusish thoughts, #my fic, #original content, #my writing, #my work, and #original fic.

GENERAL TAGS: I tag my posts, generally, under: #prosnape,  #snover, #snapedom, #snape community, #snape defender, #snape defence, #snape lover, #snape art, #snart, #snape fanart, #snape OTP, #snape shippers. Often you’ll find my stuff under the tag #snamione/snanger. 

TAGS I CREATED: #severusish, #severusish thoughts, #severusish draws, #severusish says/asks, #snapers unite. #snoyalty, #sluterus/sluterus snape, #that’s absurd snape

A TAG I USE A LOT BUT CAN’T CLAIM CREDIT FOR BECAUSE IT WAS USED IN EXACTLY ONE POST BEFORE I STARTED USING IT: #snolidarity (not used in a snape context) #that’s absurd (used in a snape context)

I speak English and French fluently and I am learning Spanish. (I can understand it and speak it a bit, so if you’re Spanish feel free to swing by so I can practice my Spanish skills!)

Edit. I’m bored of making my age public in my bio. I’m old enough. Subject closed lmao