#Satan exists and has feelings

[myfamilyllashea]

Link to the Conversations and translations with Jesus, God, and holy Ghost and others. You get words in your mind translate using google translate or google search bar ie type in whatever word and then translate or type in what is the meaning. You put yours online as well everyone that gets words from holy Ghost for loving Jesus as Christ, God's son, and as your friend and family member in one way or another and you need to put them out if you are doing them as they are about Jesus, God, the Holy Ghost, others, and more. The words in different languages other than the language you speak is what tongues(languages in general) means and with google translate and other search engines and search bars a translator is always available. Share https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/18jX92QKIpQ2-758NNxzBs9FQZ0gDrcsa

Former translations have all been scanned in and updates come out often. No cost, is free and real I-Laci only worship God and his many names, Jesus, and the Holy Ghost and God is the one and only God who made you and this is all his. You can do the same if you love Jesus and please post them online at no cost.I love Jesus more than all and he is my Lord and savior, the Messiah, the Christ, King of Kings and Lord of Lords, Jesus Christ the truth, Jesus King of the jews, the rest on the earth and that much being God's son. as my Lord and savior and this is not about me but about Jesus the Messiah, the Christ, King of Kings and Lord of Lords, Jesus Christ the truth, Jesus King of the jews and the rest on the earth and that much being God's son with Mary, and Jesus, God, and the Holy Ghost have feelings and you can talk to Jesus, God, and the Holy Ghost all the time and they do talk back outside of prayer and talk to them and others all day and night long and you start talking to Jesus about everything and your lives will improve.

I love Jesus more than all and he is my Lord and savior, the Messiah, the Christ, King of Kings and Lord of Lords, Jesus Christ the truth, Jesus King of the jews, the rest on the earth and that much being God's son. as my Lord and savior and this is not about me but about Jesus the Messiah, the Christ, King of Kings and Lord of Lords, Jesus Christ the truth, Jesus King of the jews and the rest on the earth and that much being God's son with Mary, and Jesus, God, and the Holy Ghost have feelings as this all God, Jesus, and the Holy Ghost's and you can talk to Jesus, God, and the Holy Ghost all the time and they do talk back outside of prayer and talk to them and others all day and night long that you know exist and you start talking to Jesus about everything and your lives will improve.

[lacilashea]

hey, it seems like what people say on your post and in your askbox really bothers you. have you considered talking to another person about it, like maybe your pastor or someone who is trained to help people deal with big feelings? i think it could really help you.

Actually read the entirety of this blog, the entirety of all comments on this blog and the entirety of myfamilyllashea as all credit for both go Jesus the messiah-and all the comments as you did not read entirely before sending me an inbox anonymously and I know you are being nice even but it does not bother me that I love Jesus more than all and all my posts belong to Jesus and he is my Lord and savior, the Messiah, the Christ, Jesus is my King and should be your's too instead of people and made up governments and Lord of Lords, Jesus Christ the truth, Jesus King of the jews, the rest on the earth and that much being God's son. as my Lord and savior and this is not about me but about Jesus the Messiah, the Christ, King of Kings and Lord of Lords, Jesus Christ the truth, Jesus King of the jews and the rest on the earth and that much being God's son with Mary, and Jesus, God, and the Holy Ghost have feelings like you and others do that also exist because of God, and you can talk to Jesus, God, and the Holy Ghost literally all the time and they do talk back to you and outside of prayer also and be that close to you and talk to them and others that exist like you do all day and night long and you'll never be alone and start talking to Jesus about everything, and your lives will improve and I'm not just saying that it is true regardless of my personal life this is not about my vagina regardless about what you read involving my husband Mikael with the heavenly host the angel of the Lord and I-Laci are just a human and are not a virgin (I-laci are not promiscuous either) and he Mikael my Husband, and you could have a real relationship with a beautiful angel too or possibly Jesus, God, and the Holy Ghost-all the different forms of love, but this is about Jesus's life as I are one of Jesus, God, and the Holy Ghost's creations and my life belongs to Jesus, God, and the Holy ghost. See this reference to understand what was sent to me for no reason and though and always with no name attached, and you would have a problem too Jesus said-https://www.tumblr.com/lacilashea/781125354923458560/you-are-the-most-annoying-fucking-clown-on-this?source=share. I do not have a mental problem and psychiatry should be stopped as this is all true if you read the entire blog you and comments you would understand and myfamilyllashea. I hope everyone reading this is understanding how real Jesus, God, the Holy Ghost, Satan, Angel of the Lord Mikael the real spelling of his name my husband and I sucked on his penis briefly literally and he held me in his arms and literally wiped the tears from my eyes(literally physically and I-laci are not mental but what is mentioned is all my husband Mikael and I have done and he is still a virgin.I-Laci are not ashamed of my husband even if you may not see him, my friends, Jesus, God, or the Holy Ghost because you do not love Jesus to see them or unless he-Jesus, God, & the Holy Ghost wants you to see them without loving them). I love Mikael like no other I joke with him and all friends-(love all them to like no other) mentioned in this post and more all the time and I love my husband and I would never leave him period or for anyone and he is still a virgin as Satan and Legion are as well, and again psychiatry should be stopped also if it had been Satan or Legion I would have said they were my husband etc-with no shame and they are some my best and bester friends and we dated but were not physically intimate)-Also Mammon is one of my closest friends, Legion my bestet politest friends ever, Jesus my bestest & smartest friend ever, Gabriel Angel of the Lord my friend, Death my friend, my friend Raphael Angel of the Lord, Belial my buddy, Mammon my closest friend ever, Satan my bestest ever friend, and Beelzebub my bestest ever.

[vaguely-concerned]

it's so interesting that gideon opens his heart so quickly and completely and irrevocably to twig, while regarding mishka -- a parallel little sister/kid figure with some worrying hag magic attached, who also is in a situation similar to and has overlapping trauma with his own; they both have the scars of manacles around their wrists and are exploited for some inborn capacity other people want to make use of -- with such measured distanced distrust. and any reason you want to imagine there makes so much sense! it could be it's just too much like his own situation and he can't go there without getting into contact with things in himself he'd rather not feel or remember. might be instinctive flinch-away from still dealing with what happened to twig (and then jabberwock party wipe horror on top of that as a further attachment anxiety booster -- he didn't see kremy die since he's the first to go, but he sure gets to hear the story afterwards), and not wanting to risk that pain again so soon. twig meeting him at a moment where he was ready to let someone into his fiercely guarded in-group, and mishka didn't? just plain differences in personal chemistry (again... mishka is a lot like him in a lot of ways. perhaps. too much for comfort from some angles)?

if his trauma brain has decided that NO I've got kremy under one wing and twigsy under the other and sorry kid I only have two fucking wings, nothing is ever going to take this from me again while I'm alive to fight for it (the way they took my dad and my home and all those years of my life)... biggest FAIR ENOUGH GID! AS YOU WERE GID YOU DO YOU GID!! in history honestly even if it is a bit unfair to mishka

[the-derpy-duck]

St. Peter redesign sort of. I mostly just gave him one of the Pope robes because St. Peter was the first Pope if I am not mistaken, and also I think this might mean that Hazbin Hotel is supposed to follow a more Catholic based lore (obviously this goes in tandem with the cardinal/mortal sins (aka 7 deadly sins) which is a more catholic thing and Al being dressed as a nun, but saints are mostly recognized as a catholic thing but I know that some orthodox sects and I think maybe one Protestant sect also recognize a few saints.).

So anyway I gave him the Pope robe thingy and I made the cross on it upside down to reference how he was crucified and made him a bit more stressed out. Also keys because I thought it would be fun

[solosatan]

thinking about mc and satan bonding over shared identity issues post lilith reveal. i know this trope has been done to death but theres so much to do with it aghhhhhh

[the-outlande-r]

the hypocrisy of these preachings will always make my blood boil. but im always forced to stay quiet and watch.

[lovetei]

TW: Smut

The moment they found out that you want them, they were beyond pleased, but when they found out that you think a mere toy can compare to the real thing? They just have to prove you wrong.

Lucifer who made you sit on his cock while he's working, slowly trusting up on you, making sure you feel each vein on his dick while he whispers "Hmm, yes... So much better than that toy..." and kisses your neck.

Mammon who pounded you so rough, trying to prove that no toy can compare to him, no toy can make you feel as good as he can, "Ha, yeah? So much better right? So much better right? Bet your little toy can't pound you this hard, no?"

Leviathan who didn't notice how overstimulated you are and still kept on using both of his dick and tail to pleasure you, "Mhm, I know MC would feel better than those fleshlights... Cum on my cock again, hmm?"

Satan who wants to know how you fuck that toy and made you demonstrate it to him, sitting prettily with his shirt up and his pants on his knees while you went crazy over his dick, "Yeah, like that? You ride 'my cock' that hard, hmm?"

Asmodeus who is insulted and started to use that toy to abuse your hole while telling you how he will fuck you with the real cock, "Like this, too fast for you to handle? Well, I don't care. As soon as my cock enters this pretty little hole, you're done."

Beelzebub who shamelessly compares his cock to your toy, insulting it's existence then fucking you with it at the same time "You feel that? You feel how your toy can't even compare to my tip?"

Belphegor who hates it, why need this trash when you can have the real deal? The one that pounds you so rough you can't think "Wow, so pa.the.tic! You think this toy is me? Haha! It's too.fucking.small. to even compare!"

[hyperfixating-rn-brb]

The Good Omens Fandom has had a lot of fun recently with the knowledge of Aziraphale and Crowley holding hands on the bus at the end of season 1.

Soo here's everything that went through my head as I learned of it for the first time.

For that entire scene, Aziraphale is really far gone. He's dissociating so hard he can't even realize he's been sitting on a sword. Crowley is probably the only thing keeping him grounded.

They just narrowly stopped Armageddon after a showdown with literally Satan, and still can't let their guard down. For the first time ever, they're completely on their own side. Now they have to orchestrate a body swap to save both of them. They wouldn't just be killed, they'd be completely destroyed. Everything must go exactly according to plan, but how often does that actually happen?

And on top of that, his bookshop, his home, his safe place with the demon he has to pretend not to love is burned and gone.

Crowley is so incredibly gentle and reassuring this entire scene. He's been through so much trauma himself and has spent a lot of his existence shielding the angel from it, hoping to protect some of his innocence and naivete. Crowley is absolutely familiar with every symptom of PTSD and anxiety.

Now he has to see his sweet angel see such a small bit of the horrors of heaven and hell and start to crumble inside. He's going to do his dam best to try and help Aziraphale through it. Speaking softly, ("the bookshop burned down... remember?) slowly and carefully, gradually helping to pull the angel back to reality, reminding him that he's there and will help ground him.

They get on the bus, and sit next to each other. 11 years ago, they sat nearby but separated while Crowley begs Aziraphale to help him prevent the Apocalypse. Now they are sitting together. Both an act of reassurance and unity.

Crowley sits first, Aziraphale could so easily just sit across from him, behind or in front. But he chooses to sit right next to him. And hold his hand. Aziraphale desperately needs to be near to the *former* demon he loves, to hold him, to make sure they won't be separated.

In the book, their famous lines of "none of this would have worked out if you weren't, deep down, just a bit of a good person" and "just enough of a b*stard to be worth liking" came as Satan rose from the earth, as a goodbye in case they were destroyed.

Luckily, that didn't happen and they survived. Armaggedon was stopped. But the angel is still so anxious of losing Crowley. So he chooses to reach out, to anchor himself and reassure himself that Crowley is still there beside him and that they are okay, at least for a few minutes.

And Crowley let him. He knows how badly Aziraphale needs him, he needs the angel just as much. He knows how badly he craved an anchor and support system as he was first abused and traumatized by his Fall, then further by Hell. So he's going to continue being there for Aziraphale, doing everything he can to make his angel feel safe and comfortable.

Over the next few years, Aziraphale would become so much more comfortable reaching out and touching Crowley. Leaning into him, resting a hand on his shoulder or briefly touching his chest. Somehow both reassuring himself that the former demon was still there, and reminding Crowley that he's still there for him at the same time.

Then Crowley becomes more comfortable with the touch, leaning into the angel by himself. No longer flinching at a sudden graze of a hand or reassuring squeeze.

That one moment of the two holding hands on the bus cemented so much of their relationship. "The last few years, not really..." all started on that bus the moment Aziraphale chose to sit down next to Crowley.

edited: at first this said "new knowledge" because I just found out about this all the other day, and wrote this up at 3 AM, and didn't really fact check when this knowledge became well known. I've only really been a GO fan since maybe 2021, and only really started being active in the fandom during the last few months, so a lot of info that is fairly well known is still generally new to me. soo yeah this was edited :)

source for anyone asking for it!

[literaryvein-reblogs]

Writing Ideas: Madness

tropes involving madness or insanity

Becoming the Mask: A façade permanently warps a personality.

Black Bug Room: The place inside a person's mind where all of their negative feelings dwell and fester.

Cabin Fever: Being stuck in a small place for too long a time.

Cast from Sanity: Magic or a superpower makes you lose sanity every time it's used.

Cutting Back to Reality: A character's insanity is illustrated by seeing a situation through their eyes, before cutting back to what's actually happening in the real world.

Damaged Soul: Death and resurrection has damaged a person.

Delusion Conclusion: Audience members believe that the supernatural elements of a story are due to delusions on the part of the viewpoint characters.

Devil Complex: A character believes themselves to be Satan and acts accordingly.

Happy Place: An imaginary space inside your head where everything is well.

In the Dreaming Stage of Grief: Devastated character copes by convincing themselves it is/was just a bad dream.

Living Doll Collector: Mere toys are not enough for this person.

Mad Dreamer: They reject your reality and substitute their own.

Mistaken for Insane: Someone who's sane, but is mistaken for being insane.

Mummies at the Dinner Table: A character is dead, but someone tries to pretend – and actually believe – that they are still alive.

Ocean Madness: Isolation while stuck on an uninhabited island or boat drives someone mad.

Restoration of Sanity: A character suffering from insanity regains their sanity by the story's end.

The Caligula: A ruler who is insane.

Treacherous Spirit Chase: A character is led into danger by a hallucination of loved one(s).

Went Crazy When They Left: A character becomes emotionally unstable when away from someone they're attached to.

Windmill Crusader: Being obsessed with attacking an enemy that doesn't exist.

Source ⚜ More: References ⚜ Writing Resources PDFs

[myfamilyllashea]

God, Jesus, and the Holy Ghost love you regardless of who you are and it is okay to pray together and for one another, Also it is okay to love Jesus, God, the Holy Ghost and care for others. I love Jesus more than all and he is my Lord and savior, the Messiah, the Christ, King of Kings and Lord of Lords, Jesus Christ the truth, Jesus King of the jews, the rest on the earth and that much being God's son. as my Lord and savior, the Messiah, the Christ, King of Kings and Lord of Lords, Jesus Christ the truth, Jesus King of the jews and the rest on the earth and that much being God's son with Mary, and Jesus, God, and the Holy Ghost have feelings as others do and you can talk to Jesus, God, and the Holy Ghost all the time and they do talk back as others do. Those doing the Conversations and translations do not charge or want anything for doing them from anyone. The translations with Jesus, God, and holy Ghost and others are at No cost, is free and real I-Laci only worship God and his many names, Jesus, and the Holy Ghost and God is the one and only God who made you and this is all his. You get words in your mind translate using google translate or google search bar ie type in whatever word and then translate or type in what is the meaning. You put yours online as well everyone that gets words from holy Ghost for loving Jesus as Christ, God's son, and as your friend and family member in one way or another. The words in different languages other than the language you speak is what tongues(languages in general) means and with google translate and other search engines and search bars a translator is always available. More Translations and you just put on your google drive in a shared folder and copy and paste the link to upload to sites or email etc.

[lacilashea]

You are the most annoying fucking clown on this site

I love Jesus more than all and all my posts/blogs belong to Jesus and he is my Lord and savior, the Messiah, the Christ, Jesus is my King and should be your too instead of people and made up governments and Lord of Lords, Jesus Christ the truth, Jesus King of the jews, the rest on the earth and that much being God's son. as my Lord and savior and this is not about me but about Jesus the Messiah, the Christ, King of Kings and Lord of Lords, Jesus Christ the truth, Jesus King of the jews and the rest on the earth and that much being God's son with Mary, and Jesus, God, and the Holy Ghost have feelings like you and others do that also exist because of God, and you can talk to Jesus, God, and the Holy Ghost literally all the time and they do talk back to you and outside of prayer also and will be that close to you and talk to them and others that exist like you do all day and night long and you'll never be alone and start talking to Jesus about everything and your lives will improve- If you are with someone, friends etc you should not be ashamed to tell people regardless of people calling you crazy or whatever else they may call you. You tell the truth -pertains to entire blog and you read each post on this blog and the comments, bet you never even made past reading regarding Jesus like above that is true and on that many posts on the my blogs as it is the truth(I only worship Jesus besides God and the Holy Ghost-love them all very much see-https://www.tumblr.com/myfamilyllashea/781107389032267776/i-have-been-getting-to-the-point-where-you-i-do?source=share and read the comments Jesus said, legion my bester/politest friends and they are not the enemy legion said and Jesus you should love neighbor as self-Leviticus 19:17-18 & Mark 12:30-31, people can be enemies-Satan said. Still see Legion as friends and family & we dated still love them & they have been done bad and would have sex with some of legion in a heart beat but they are virgins and I'm no pervert and people do not know them either, and Satan my best friend who I love & we dated he is still a virgin and I would have sex with him in a heart beat and I love him but he is a virgin still also and I'm not a pervert and people really do not know him either-have all also been done bad along with my Husband Mikael and others-Jesus being the worst. Mikael my supportive husband who is an angel of the lord's he is still a virgin but we are physically intimate with each other literally & I sucked on his penis briefly as I gave my husband an attempted blow job but no one else will get one else will ever get one from me what Mikael I did but that has nothing to do with my sweet friends legion or Satan btw who I have never done that with- bj, sex, anal, or anything else that I have never have done and I love Mikael my husband that much & no one has asked to cheat nor would I. Also myfamilyllashea read the entire blog before you spout off to me(Jesus and legion said not me laci) and the comments regarding Jesus, God, the Holy Ghost, Mikael Angel of the Lord, Satan, Legion, and others who have been there for me this is not a joke-do not let go of those you love either I-laci never will because of what other people who may not even care about you may or may not even think about you-how stupid that you care about what people think about you and loose yourself & those you love-Jesus and Satan said. You do not even know what a clown is-Jesus said. Still this about Jesus's life & not mine I-laci sure as fuck have no metaphorical face to put on read both entire blogs and all comments Jesus said. You have a nice day you who cannot even show your actual real name-shit head! Kiss my ass Jesus said about his not mine btw. Jesus God and the holy ghost created us and God literally talks to us and physical touch to from God, Jesus, the Holy Ghost and others- the problem-people do not want to hear him, Jesus, the Holy Ghost or others that really exist in the mentioned above post-and psychiatry needs to go as this is all true and a real problem with profiling incorrectly

[shapard]

could you do helluva boss satan x fallen angel reader relationship headcanons the reader has the patience of all the saints known to man

How does it make you feel🕸️

Satan x Fallenangel!reader

I hope this meets your expectations! It was fun to write.🎀

Tw: None

The Headcanon Begins after the cut

The first time you meet Satan, his irritation is impossible to miss. He glares at you like your very existence is an inconvenience. It doesn’t take long for you to realize why—your calm, collected demeanor is everything he isn’t. No matter how hard he tries to provoke you, whether through biting comments or fiery outbursts, you remain unflappable. You can feel the flames of his frustration burning hotter every time you smile softly in response.

You’re used to his dramatic huffs and rolled eyes whenever you speak during trials. As Lucifer’s adviser, you take your role seriously, ensuring fairness and advocating for those without a voice. Satan’s glares bore into you, but you continue speaking, your melodic tone steady and soothing. Though he pretends not to care, you catch the way his gaze lingers when you stand up for the lower classes.  

The first time you really talk to Satan, it’s almost by accident. You approach him with the same calm patience you show everyone, expecting nothing in return. At first, he’s gruff, clearly expecting you to lecture or patronize him. But when you simply listen, offering a warm smile and a thoughtful nod here and there, he begins to talk—about his day, his frustrations, even his siblings. His words pour out like a storm, and you let him vent, occasionally adding a gentle observation that makes him pause and look at you differently.  

Something changes after that. Satan starts seeking you out more often, finding excuses to cross your path. You notice how his temper seems to ease when you’re around. He’s still the embodiment of Wrath, but his fire feels less destructive, more contained. You see the cracks in his armor, the moments where his frustration gives way to vulnerability, and it tugs at something deep inside you.  

When Satan asks you out for the first time, you’re genuinely surprised. His confidence seems intact, but you catch the hint of nervousness in his voice. He takes you to his ring, proudly showcasing his domain and accomplishments. At first, you admire the raw power of it all, but as you start to notice the inequalities in how his citizens are treated, you can’t hold back. You bring it up gently, not to criticize, but to guide. His reaction is predictably fiery—he shouts, frustrated and defensive—but you stay calm, speaking to him like his outburst is nothing more than a passing storm.  

By the time Satan invites you on a second date, he’s clearly trying harder. This time, it’s a quiet dinner at a cozy restaurant. When the food arrives, something unexpected happens—you feel genuine excitement bubbling up inside you. It’s rare for you to let your composure slip, but when you see one of your favorite dishes, you can’t help but smile brightly, your eyes shining with joy. Satan notices immediately, his usual scowl softening into a chuckle. You catch him staring at you, a fondness in his expression that makes your heart flutter.  

As the days turn into weeks, you find yourself spending more and more time with him. Satan’s gruff demeanor starts to feel endearing, and the way he softens around you becomes one of your favorite things. He’s protective to a fault—one day, when a group of sinners makes cruel comments about you, you brush it off, unbothered. But Satan? He’s furious. His rage flares, and it takes everything you have to calm him down. His fiery protectiveness is both overwhelming and oddly touching, and it only deepens your affection for him.  

When Satan kisses you, it’s like being enveloped in flames—intense and consuming, but not unpleasant. There’s a surprising tenderness to his passion, moments where his lips linger as if he’s savoring every second. For the first time, your own patience starts to waver. You find yourself wanting more, craving the heat of his touch and the fire in his eyes.  

It doesn’t take long for the two of you to become inseparable. Satans fiery temper and your endless patience balance each other perfectly. You see past his wrath to the vulnerable, protective side he hides from everyone else, and he adores you for your ability to love him without judgment. Together, you’re an unlikely pair—chaos and calm, fire and serenity—but in your heart, you know you were made for each other.  

For anymore suggestion you can just ask! My ask is open!🌙

[temis-de-leon]

10 signs a cow is happy

Characters: Belphie x gn!MC

Main Masterlist

CW: developing and established relationship. A tiny bit suggestive at one point and there's a mention of rumination (regurgitation) in another one. Otherwise, nothing

A/N: a little different from what I'm used to, but I figured trying something new could help with the writer's block. Hope you enjoy it!

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Inspired by this video and this one <3

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He reacts to his name.

Except it isn’t just his name; at least when the one looking for him is MC.

Most of the time it’s Belphie, although Belphegor comes out occasionally, like those mornings when they’re both running late for class and he won’t wake up. There are also the late nights when MC is too tired to speak and only hums the melody of his name, but the demon still opens an arm and offers the spot beside him.

He frowns when Lucifer yells and continues sleeping when Beel carries him without a care in the world, but, conscious or not, he always smiles when MC is the one calling for him.

He spends time socialising and grooming others.

It’s more noticeable once he’s freed from the attic and he feels the need to spend as much time with them as his brothers had had while he was trapped, although his hate towards humans dissipating might’ve also had something to do with it.

One moment MC finds themselves relaxing in their room and the next, after answering an ominous text message, they are lying down next to him in the planetarium, first admiring the stars and then letting him play with their hair as he unknots it with his fingers.

His touch only grows more intimate as their friendship deepens and eventually evolves into something much less platonic, but the love and care within remain the same.

He likes to play with toys, like balls.

Which is something no one expects; a welcomed surprise.

They’re all sitting in a couple of booths inside a cheap diner in the middle of nowhere, one more time victims of their own misadventures. The smell of meaty grease surrounds them and sticks to their clothes, leaving both Asmo and Beel in tears for completely different reasons, and the mean-looking waitress has enough kindness in her heart to give them an old kid’s toy to entertain themselves.

It goes first to MC, the favourite in the family, and then to Belphie, who never gets to give it to anyone else. He throws it, catches it and bounces it against any surface available until Lucifer gives him a warning look and threatens to confiscate it, to which he pouts.

A couple of minutes later, he throws it in MC’s direction, so they throw it back to him with a smile.

Five minutes later, the ball is neatly kept in Lucifer’s pocket.

He has zoomies.

Another surprise, although not as sweet as the last one.

There’s a primal fear in the depths of their mind, the one that yearns for survival, that begs MC to run and hide the very few times Belphie looks at them with those dilated pupils. They suppose it makes sense, even if they’re not afraid of him anymore.

He doesn’t look dangerous or aggressive, just unsettlingly alert and active for a demon who’s supposed to be always tired; shockingly fast and agile each time the sudden bursts of energy make him run through the house jumping in unfiltered glee, going past MC close enough to almost tackle them to the ground.

Satan suspects it’s a consequence of his long periods of rest and, while MC finds it fascinating, they can’t wait for Belphie to go back to normal.

He’s enthusiastic about treats.

A feature he shares with his brother, no doubt, is their twin telepathy proving its existence yet again; and even though they’re strikingly different, they still share some mannerisms as well, like the way they smile or look up at MC whenever they enter their room.

And that brightness in their face only increases if there are goodies involved.

MC sometimes jokes about Beel being more like a goat, trying to eat anything and everything whether or not is edible. Fortunately, Belphie’s stomach is not that demanding, so a simple sushi platter is enough to leave him happy.

However, MC can’t help but wonder if being the one who brings the treats is part of the reason for his enthusiasm because if so, every market near them will have a sushi shortage very soon.

He chews cud.

Which serves to remind MC of his non-human, half-ruminant nature.

With the middle of March approaching, the twins’ birthday is celebrated as much as possible. The amount of food at the table is tremendous and it even reaches Diavolo’s height; a perfect example of the word variety. There are dishes, appetizers, snacks and desserts for everyone’s taste, fruits and meats and vegetables and whatnot. Fortunately, Beel eats half of it in the blink of an eye before it can get overwhelming.

But for some reason, there’s also a medium-sized bowl full of what looks like grass. It’s hidden amongst other things, probably because of the oddity of its presence, but Belphie finds it quickly enough.

The sight that follows is morbidly captivating and equally disgusting, especially when the chewed food comes back to his mouth for more chewing.

At the end of the day, the important thing is that he’s happy.

…right?

He initiates hugs.

Usually when he wants cuddles and, bratty as he is, his requests often sound more like demands.

He opens his arms, brings MC to his chest and breathes in. There’s a hand wrapped around their waist and another cradling their head, softly scratching their scalp, and their body is already relaxing against his before they can even think about what they’re doing.

Sometimes, when he looks too grumpy to be taken seriously, they like to tease him, laughing at the shocked and offended expression he wears when they playfully ignore his attempted embrace.

They suppose it’s sweet, the idea of always being close as a given fact.

He exposes his tummy for belly rubs.

While lying in that position might be seen as vulnerable for some, it doesn’t seem to be a problem for Belphie; although being a powerful demon probably gave him a good sense of security.

MC would never complain about it, anyway. Seeing him so at peace around them and not only letting, but asking to be pet? A perfect evening if they’ve ever seen one. They let themselves enjoy the feeling of his stomach trembling under the tip of their nails and the small puffs of air that come out when their fingers threaten to travel lower.

It’s a type of intimacy that he wouldn’t mind bragging about in front of his brothers, but he still stays quiet to keep it private and uninterrupted.

He licks his lips when you hit the right scratch spot.

The boredom is hefty enough to kill the whole classroom. Some are painting their skin, others are painting their seatmate’s skin and MC is wondering how soft Belphie’s hair is. He is sitting in front of them during the last period of the day and the temptation is too strong to avoid.

For once, he isn’t carelessly dropped on the table, but rather leaning back and letting his head rest on the back of the chair; he is conscious enough to pay attention to their professor in his sleep but not to his surroundings, so MC takes their shot.

At first they think it’s a coincidence and pay no mind to the subtle movement of his tongue wetting his lips when they scratch his nape, but then it happens again and again and they find themselves unable to stop and forget their little discovery.

Thankfully, when the bell rings and Belphie wakes up to go home with them, MC has the perfect excuse.

He drools! Such things happen!

He purrs.

It takes MC some time to figure out what is the deep rumbling that follows them for months, mainly because it sounds like a creaking door and, while the House of Lamentation is old, the structure and the furniture are kept mostly intact.

Just like white noise, once they turn it down, it’s impossible not to miss it and the realisation is enough to turn the sadness of returning to the human realm into a full crying meltdown.

It was there the whole time: when they woke up Belphie and they were the first person he saw; or when they laid together and played and simply enjoyed each other’s presence and existence.

It’s there again when MC can’t deal with the loneliness anymore and calls him.

The rumbling, a purr, peeking under his low voice.

If that isn’t enough reason to keep loving him, then what is?

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[aventurineswife]

hey so how do you think the obey me brothers would deal with a mc reader who has a very relaxing aura about them.. They’re not very expressive, but are honest with their thoughts. Like the boys texting over the phone about all the stuff they gonna do when they hang out and readers like “You’re very cute when you’re excited :)”. Has said in person they like having the boys around like it’s a normal laid back thing to say to someone. Mammon being defensive at the beginning about not obeying everything mc says and mc is just like “…you need to relax. I’m not gonna boss you around”?

Oh, that kind of MC would be dangerously soothing for these chaotic demon boys. A chill, lowkey, emotionally honest MC who doesn’t get riled up easily and casually drops affectionate honesty like it’s just part of conversation? That’s like emotional catnip for all of them.

Lucifer

He is suspicious. Like, deeply suspicious at first. You’re not loud, not manipulative, you’re not even trying to get anything out of him? You just exist calmly and tell the truth??

He’s unnerved when you say something like

“You being around is comforting.”

with no hidden agenda. But once he realizes you mean it? He genuinely starts to let his guard down around you more than anyone else.

You’re the one person he can just sit in silence with, sipping tea or reading a book, and feel totally at peace. He respects your honesty, and over time, he starts seeking it out whenever he feels overwhelmed.

He might never say it directly, but the way he starts carving out quiet moments with you? That’s how you know.

Mammon

At first? So defensive. You say something calm like, “You don’t have to do what I say. Relax.”

and he’s immediately like, “Wha—YEAH! I won’t! I ain’t some dog you can just—wait… you don’t wanna boss me around?”

Confused Pikachu face.

He’s never met someone who doesn’t push him around, and now you’re just… vibing? Not judging? Being nice?

When you tell him over text

“You’re very cute when you’re excited :)”

he drops his phone, screams into a pillow, and then proceeds to stare at the message for an hour while pacing like a kicked puppy who just got praised.

Eventually, he starts seeking your company just to feel that calm. He doesn’t know why he feels safe around you, but he does.

Leviathan

Panics. Constantly. You’re too calm. Too kind. You’re not reacting the way normies do!

You tell him, “It’s nice having you around.”

and his brain short-circuits. He’s like: “W-what do you mean?! Is that sarcasm?! Is this some kind of mind game?!”

But you’re just chilling there, sitting criss-cross applesauce with a controller, nodding like,

“No. I just like spending time with you.”

It destroys him—in the best way. Once he realizes you’re genuine, he starts melting around you. You’re his safe zone. If you sit next to him during a stream and just quietly watch or hum? He’s never been more at peace.

Satan

He is fascinated by you. Your calm nature is like the opposite of his rage, and your honesty? He finds it intoxicating. When you say something like, “You’re more interesting when you talk about things you love.”

he just stares at you like he’s trying to read the subtext—only to find there isn’t any.

You're straightforward, and that makes his brain go “oh no wait I like this.”

He might start testing the waters by trying to rile you up, just to see if you ever get mad. But when you stay steady and kind? That’s when he starts opening up, slowly but surely.

Asmodeus

He loves it. You’re like a warm bath to him. Your chill vibe makes him feel safe to drop the act—he doesn’t have to be fabulous or perfect around you.

You tell him, “I like being near you. You’re comforting.”

and he legit gets emotional. Like, real quiet emotional. Because most people want to take from him. You? You just like him. As he is.

He’ll drape himself all over you like a blanket and say

“You’re the most relaxing skincare routine I’ve ever experienced~”

And he’ll never stop saying he loves you, but now it’s different—more real.

Beelzebub

Instantly bonded. You’re calm. You’re honest. You’re good company. He doesn’t need more.

You two will sit together eating snacks or working out and there won’t be a lot of talking—but then you’ll say something like, “You make me feel safe.”

and he just nods, like:

“You do too.”

He never questions your sincerity. He just accepts it, and in return, he protects you like it’s his life mission.

Belphegor

At first, he’s like “are you for real?” because your peaceful energy is eerily similar to his own lazy aura. But when he sees you’re genuinely that chill, and when you say things like, “You being around helps me rest better.”

he’s surprised at how much he wants to be around you.

You’re the only one he’ll actively stay awake for just to enjoy the quiet. When you’re around, he sleeps easier, laughs a little more, and drops the snark.

Eventually, he’ll mumble into your shoulder, “You’re like a dream I don’t wanna wake up from…”

And fall asleep right there.

[carrawayband]

Look I’m okay with straight people I just don’t want them to shove it down my throat when I go outside. They got that one show on Hulu (keeping up with the kardashians) do they really need to have a straight couple in every show? Certainly not kids shows, it’s disgusting to introduce that lifestyle to children— what if children start kissing people of the opposite gender, what if little Timmy doesn’t end up having the dream life of running a bed and breakfast with his hunky husband Bill with three adopted daughters and 14 house cats? All because of what? You self righteous straight activists feel the need to make sure the straights are in every single piece of media.

I’ll tell you what, straight people haven’t existed in America since VERY recently and everything was just fine. Also what’s up with these people trying to say there’s two whole genders. Oh my god we all know gender is a spectrum not a true binary, there’s no real gender you snowflakes men aren’t women and women aren’t men because they’re men women women men non binary women men women. Got it? Good.

Growing up all my friends were nonbinary gay Satan loving people THE WAY THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED. I hate that this nation has been turned into some Christian heterosexual love fest by these disgusting young people. Just know that you’ll be sent to heaven and god will punish you by not letting you watch r rated movies or do anything remotely fun.

So stop shoving your sexuality down my throat, I only want to see GAY people kiss none of this gross “straight” stuff

[seadeepspaceontheside]

How do you talk about "proship" stuff without immediately getting bombarded with hate and dismissed as a terrible person?

I'm on your side, but it seems most people are not, and not willing to listen at all.

I wanna make some small things clear lol I am not the spokesperson for this topic. There are far more people who are more articulate and have done more research and I would rather just be drawing lol

I usually state that if you're not a great speaker or can't articulate yourself very well, link to the experts that understand how this stuff works. Like I've said before, a lot of the therapists and articles I have linked have done a better job than I on the topic. Because you might be actually hurting your case when you're trying to explain to someone these things and you are either hung up on the trees over the forest or can't explain something because they catch you on a minute detail.

That being said, the main advice I would give is to not to use these loaded terms themselves, just the dynamic itself. In all honesty, if you use that kind of terminology (proship/anti), it usually turns people's brains off and makes them think you're weird automatically.

I would just point out that there's a wide range of different types of stories (from tv shows to myths of yore) that have spanned centuries--even some of which featuring taboos. And the ills of society do not have these stories to blame.

I am tired, because when I think we've moved on from these rehashed arguments and stupid discourse about media , I come to find arguments that were settled ten years ago are rearing their heads again. And this time they're coming with threats!

They did this with D&D and rock music. (You would be lured into satanic rituals and be deviants) They did this was violent movies and video games (You would want to commit murders or want murderers to go free) They did with this with rap and music videos (You would be hypnotized into violence by the artist and you would want to be a harlot) They did this with anime (Foreign media that is super weird and turn people into super freaks) They did this was queer media (Gonna turn you gay) They did this with superheroes (Children will think they can fly, they think punching will solve their problems)

Now this type of persecution comes for people that are doing taboo fanworks. I am tired of seeing this shit. Hindsight is free--those who were young for these old campaigns can see this stuff clearly for what it is: veiled right-wing rhetoric that is easily adopted by useful idiots who believe they are "helping". This time, the main push has been from young people in fandom spaces.

This is how it works.

All art communicates worldviews to some extent, but that doesn't make everything propaganda. Artists aren't working to eliminate other worldviews or stifle the existence of other artists--that is actually what propaganda is. It often comes from a perspective that embraces the imperialist or patriarchal status quo.

To someone on the fence who might be reading this: art is subjective. Your need to moralize what you consume is fraught. Consuming "good" media made with "good morals" and not "taboo" doesn't make you live a good life or become a good person. You're going to hit a wall one of these days where something you enjoy will be seen as something gross/repulsive/troubling and when you have been cut off from all those who would have defended you, you will have no one around you. If you feel like you are constantly put under a magnifying glass by said friends over what you ship, what art you enjoy.... Its not healthy! When you can't unfollow or say how you truly feel in a group of people and feel "unsafe" if you were to leave…. THAT'S A CULT. I find that it's always the same people who start shit that will be repeating this behaviour wherever they go. They literally act like HOAs but instead of your halloween ornaments staying up for too long, they are saying you can't enjoy your Greek God incest fics.

One last thing to remember: if you're having this conversation, and a person takes the worst possible light from what you say…they are not trying to have a conversation with you, they are acting against you.