#Sailor moon incorrect quotes

[dakotaeverafter]

Hotaru: Can we go out to get icecream?

Haruka: Did you ask michiru?

Hotaru: she said no.

Haruka: Then why did you ask me?

Hotaru: she's not the boss of you.

Haruka, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

[incorrectsailormoonquotes]

Mamoru: This is a mistake

Y/n, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Mamoru: But not today

Y/n, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

[incorrectfandomsquotes]

Rei: Minako has two hands, one for holding mine and the other for holding her sword.

Minako: *nodding*

[smokingbomber]

[zee-rambles]

Donnie: Would you two kindly explain what’s so funny?

Leo: Funny? Naw, bro. This is a tragedy.

Raph: Then why are you smiling?

Mikey: Just thinking about the fact that Raph, Leo, and I can cosplay as our favorite Sailor Guardians and you can’t.

Donnie: Excuse me? I would be a fantastic Sailor Mercury. She’s smart, she’s cute, she’s humble, just like me.

Leo: She’s blue.

Donnie: I’m going to murder you one of these days.

[queerryan]

Jason: is that a sailor moon shirt?

Tim: yeah Bernard likes it so I give it a chance and now I'm a fan too.

Jason: *laughs*

Tim: what's so funny?

Jason: ain't that like a little girl's anime?

*Enters Alfred, who was hearing the whole conversation*

Alfred: excuse me Master Todd, I finished washing your Sakura card Captor's sweatpants. Should I give you now personally or send to your house by mail?

Tim smiling: Sakura card Captors?

Jason: SHUT UP.

Tim: no, no, I won't judge, I'm thinking about watching this one too.

Jason: *argh* just don't watch the American version, they cut a lot of things for no reason.

[spacefinch]

Mamoru: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Ami: I really care about your feelings!

Makoto: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Mamoru, turning his head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Rei: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Minako: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Barnaby: Stop talking about math while I’m eating!

[incorrectsailormoonquotes]

Mamoru: *coughs violently*

Usagi: Don’t die!

Mamoru: Don’t tell me what to do

[ap-kinda-lit]

Luna: You know what, Mamoru? You’re right. You and Usagi are perfect each other!

Mamoru: Really?

Luna: Yep! You’re as big a dumbass as she is!

Minako: Welcome to the family!

[gfallsphantom]

So I was watching Sailor Moon S for the first time with my friend and that was our conclusion

[ladymiraclewings]

Gummigoo: My work here is done. Princess Loolilalu: But you didn't do anything.

[dakotaeverafter]

Villain: I have your girlfriend.

Minako: What? I don't have a girlfriend...

Villain: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?

Minako: Oh my god, you have rei.

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]

[judedeluca]

Queen Beryl: Only a fool believes in something as ridiculous as true friendship! Sailor Moon: Don't you know? I am a fool.

[erzasimpbitch]

Haruka: *carries all the groceries on both arms*

Michiru: *reaches out to help*

Haruka: *switches all the groceries on one arm to hold michiru's hand*

Michiru: That's not what I- okay