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*Ami and Y/n are cuddling*

Ami: Tell me something I don't know about you.

Y/n: *leans in to whisper in Ami's ear, voice deep and sensual* I like Japanese food so much that every time I watch Lord of the Rings and see Gollum eating the raw fish, my mouth waters.

Ami:

Ami: I meant like your favorite color, but okay.

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Y/n: The sign says keep out.

Ami: The sign doesn’t say keep out. It says, “Moody Manor.”

Y/n: Like to me it says “Keep Out.”

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Ami: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Mamoru: *turning to Y/n* How tall are you?

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Rei: Physically, yes, I could fight a demon. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

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Minako: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Y/n: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Usagi, about Makoto: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

Y/n: Are we stealing them?

Rei: New or used?

Ami: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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Usagi: Where are you going?

Y/n: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

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Rei: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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Chibi-Usa: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Ami: Wasn't Y/n with you?

Y/n: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Usagi: Hey, you want some leftovers?

Haruka: What's that?

Usagi: You've never had leftovers???

Haruka: No, because I'm not a quitter.

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Ami: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Y/n: It’s not a joke.

Y/n: *sniffles*

Y/n: I’m a legit snack.

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Mamoru: This is a mistake

Y/n, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Mamoru: But not today

Y/n, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

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Ami: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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Mamoru: Chibi-Usa... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Chibi-Usa: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Mamoru:

Mamoru: I wrote sanitize, Chibi-Usa.

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Usagi: I think we're missing something.

Ami: Teamwork?

Rei: Cohesion?

Y/n: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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Ami: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Y/n: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Y/n: Today is a day of running through hurdles.

Ami: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?

Y/n: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.